GTA V WAS IN MY LIVING ROOM AND I WAS BORED AND I SAW THE HOTTEST NPC STRIPPER IN THE ROOM.I MESSED AROUND WITH THE DYKE LOOKING ONE OR THE NIGGER I FORGOT BUT THEN I SAW THIS FUCKING BLONDE GIRL WITH HIGH SOCKS.AND I WAS LIKE FUCK YEAH.BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE LITTLE NIGGERS AT ROCK STAR DID.THEY MADE HER IMPOSSIBLE TO FUCK.NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TAP THE FUCKING FLIRT BUTTON OR STAY INCOGNITO NEXT TO THE BOUNCERS. THEY FUCKING KICK YOU OUT BECAUSE AND I QUOTE "SHE DOESNT SLEEP AROUND".EVERYTHING IS A FUCKING HUMILATION RITUAL EVEN A FUCKING VIDEO GAME FROM WHEN I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.HOLY SHIT.I FUCKING WISH THE WORST ON THESE JEW DEVELOPERS.THE ENTIRE POINT OF A VIDEO GAME IS THAT I GET TO PRETEND TO BE CHAD YOU FAGGOTS.
um i had a girl pull my pants down and say its too small when i was 15. ruined my life
>>85271889GETTING REJECTED BY A LITERAL COMPUTER STRIPPER IS FAR MORE COMICAL AND HUMILIATING ITS LIKE GODS FINAL FUCK YOU AT THE END OF THE NIGHT. ITS NOT EVEN A MODERN KEKED GAME ITS A GAME THAT ALLOWS YOU TO BLOW UP BUILDINGS OF SIMULATED NON REAL PEOPLE RUN THEM OVER AND TORTURE THEM AND RIP THEIR TEETH OUT BUT THIS GAME THIS FOID WORSHIPPING GAME TELLS YOU THAT YOU BETTER NOT DARE TOUCH A STACY. ITS THE ROAD ULTIMATE KEKOLDRY.ANYONE WHO BUYS GTA 6 IS A FAGGOT.
