>>85271927
I went to jail for about 45 minutes 20 years ago, want some stories from my time in the slammer?

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>>85271932
Check out the hard case over here.
>want some stories from my time in the slammer?

>>85271932
Are you my father? Because that description checks out.

>>85271932
Did you use cigarettes as currency

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I know some of you have prison stories, quit hogging them all.

I have been to jail, although I was not officially sentenced. I was on remand for a grievous bodily harm charge. What would you like to know? I can only give experience from an ausfag jail, by the way,

I had the original dark garden cage and all the consequences of killing myself

>>85271927
I went to the airport "jail" in Lisbon for a day. Unfortunately, I wasn't raped.

prison vs mental hospital

>>85273501
Was it anything like Chopper? Although I think Bluestone closed down.

>>85271927
I'm 5 feet tall and look like a girl when my hair is long I will never survive jail

>>85273737
When I first saw anon at Lisbon Delgado I knew he was going to be raped by the Sisters.

>>85271927
No but I've been in the psych ward. Got sent there for NEETing after high school literally. Anyways, one day this psychotic schizo, some middle aged teacher arrived in my ward and he starts talking about how he had to be committed because his psychosis told him he had to kill his wife and daughter. A few days later me and my buddy where sitting in the yard talking about whatever and he comes up to us asking if we heard him type his password on his computer, like we were spying on his thoughts or something weird. It ended up with him saying he will literally come in to our rooms and kill us in our sleep and I had the misfortune of having my room next to his. So every night while going to sleep I was freaked out this schizo would come in to my room and strangle me in my sleep or something lol I was also in the same ward as some famous celebrity fashion designer and a month or 2 after I left on new years he made front page news for jumping off of a building. He did survive though. Was a really nice guy just extremely depressed.

Yeah I've been to jail multiple times due to public schizo episodes

Only once did I stay for months. I was calling the black staff niggers even though I'm black and they almost broke my spine. Also a worker sprayed like bleach or some shit in my eyes when I ignored him

>>85271927
honestly, being in jail is the only reason I lost my virginity. would not recommend.

>>85274236
Do you mean your anal virginity...?

>>85271927
Just say any gay prison stories ,u want to hear about lmao

>>85272451
Not him but the inmates used comissary (food) as currency in the jail I went to. Some of them even gambled it away playing poker.

>>85273796
It was mainly just trading what we had for cigarettes or whatever protein we could get (or drugs, if that was your cup of tea although I never did drugs in gaol). Chopper was dramatized. In fact, quite a few of the big wigs there said the shows and movies about them were dramatized. Saw a few fights, saw a riot almost happen, luckily I got bail before all the gaols went non smoking. Would imagine there would've been a massive riot over that.