welp i'm hard. a shame i'm too tired. but before i go to bed... please. tell me... how long is your penis? i have to know.

>>85272100
it's not long. Very small, uncut and light phimosis

I need to breed you until you lactate

>>85272087
prove it. put on a skirt and show us some pics.

>>85272087
pls be in Lower Hutt

>>85272087
pls be in Pizza Hutt

>>85272211
Shit man. Is a man gay if he wants to suck your cock? It is a girl cock so it can't be gay. Asking for a friend.

>>85272087
when I read this thread in the catalog I thought it said "unattractive transsexual" and I thought "based" and then when I reread it and saw it said attractive I was disappointed for some reason.
>>85272211
oh it's you. yeah you're hot

>>85272211
Hi Julie do you still have a boyfriend? You really shouldn't be posting on r9k so much it's not good for you.

What's the nastiest shit you've done,, anon

>>85272218
I mean it is at least bisexual to some degree, I think. You can be straight and attracted to a trans woman for the feminine appearance, but sucking dick is an act with a male part. It does not make you bi or gay, but it puts you towards bi on a spectrum if you ask me
>>85272226
yes I do. I am just bored at work and idk probably gonna sleep with him later today and my mind keeps going there and imagining things

>>85272087
>and I love having anal sex
yeah, but I still want srs. It's way too much work.

>>85272332
well I am getting SRS too, but anal is nice too and not as much work as people make it out to be

>>85272375
ig it depends on frequency and age.
I'm 27 and I want to get fucked at least once a day. The reason I don't is because it's way too much work. And it's frustrating both for me and for my husband.
I'm gettng the snip in november so by next summer I should be fine.

>>85272440
once a day is too much. They did a study recently and I cannot speak on the correlation but they found a much higher mortality rate in people having sex daily rather than 2-3 times a week.

And just like, health aside, are you in the mood every single day? And you need to set time aside for sex and you will be sweaty afterwards. Personally I think it is a lot, dping it every single day. And you said AT LEAST once a day

>>85272463
>are you in the mood every single day?
Yes.
But again, I can't have it every day because it's taking way too much time and it's way too much work.
>And you said AT LEAST once a day
Yeah. We're both hypersexual. The ideal would be a quickie in the morning and 2-3 rounds in the evening when we come back from work.
If we don't enjoy this part of life now when we're young, then when? When we'll both be 50 and tired?
>They did a study recently and I cannot speak on the correlation but they found a much higher mortality rate in people having sex daily rather than 2-3 times a week
Sounds bullshit on its face.
Besides, people aren't in their 20s forever.
My parents who are approaching their 60s are going at it 2-3 times a week. They used to go at it 10 times a week when they were young.
I call bullshit on such correlation. I can believe such correlation can be real in conjunction with other factors (multiple partners, history of drug abuse, orgies) but not in a monogamous relationship.

>>85272541
well, you do you. Hope you will both be happy. But you are still going to need lube with that much sex lol
Don't wanna feel sore!

>>85272672
>But you are still going to need lube with that much sex lol
Full PPT promises natural lubrication. I guess I'll find out lol
But no more prep and less lube will still be a significant improvement.
Hope all goes well with you too, nona.

bump cuz bored

>>85272897
This board feels fairly dead currently.

>>85272931
yeah I can tell. Yawwwwwn

>>85272931
>>85273232
it's literally the fault of americans.
6 years of constantly shitting on europeans has convinced enough of them to just move on.
so now it's jeets and the few americans during late hours (from europe pov).

>>85273270
I find that hard to believe
>>85261939
orititty

>>85272268
Why'd you delete the pic? You're so sexy, ha ha
No but fr you looked good. Idk why you'd felt the need to delete it but okay. Idk who I am anymore.

>>85273304
well, believe whatever you want. it doesn't change the fact that even in your poll most votes are at 4AM CET (when americans are online) and it's not even 1000 votes in total. That's fewer people than a shit-tier youtube video.

>>85272087
what about the poop and farts, does that never cross your mind? what if u get aids or something? what about the incontinence?

>>85272087
Damn I found your picture on desuarchive. Post moar, I wanna see that that tight butthole.

>>85273751
no I'm good and that is for my boyfriend's eyes only