>will making his life significantly worse make him fix it when he already couldn't handle it?
he's going to bail or kill himself/you

>>85272870
yeah well then he goes to prison silly

>>85272884
if he gets caught.
you'd be surprised how easy it is to make a body go away

>>85272857
Just make sure you have a job to come back to once your finish maternity leave, fembot!
You're gonna have to support both a NEET and a baby!

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>>85272857
No? Can you just give birth to the children of a competent male?

>>85272909
there are 2 bodies actually

turns out the inmate volume crisis was because we kept stuffing prison cells with corpses

I'm not a neet, but I wouldn't mind getting babytrapped by a foid.

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>>85272857
>baby trap a neet
Why not just propose and have him marry you? I'm sure some would say yes and then you can force them to fix their lives.
The concept of "baby trapping" is so unhinged it's insane. The whole reason why you brought a human being on earth was to force a man be tied to you. I'd feel bad for the kid.

>>85272991
This post >>85272988 proves my point.
There are men out there that genuinely want to be attached to a girl long term. Not all men are sex hounds.
So no need to associate a third party (a future child) and using them as a cheap, sick trick to get a companion.

>>85272857
the thought of sex makes me want to violently kill myself. i doubt you could rape me even if you wanted because my libido is broken.

>>85273012
Are you a genuine volcel?

>>85273019
idk, im mentally ill and avoid other humans

>>85272948
No, just one. The foid.
The child is innocent. Unlike foids, men have morals.

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>>85272857
Me me meeee, I have a crippling yandere femdom and breeding fetish, the sort of girl who will care for me and support me but also discipline me and force me to become a better man. Like telling me I don't deserve to cum until I find a job!
I want a big house and a huge garden and 5 kids, I am just afraid of the world and people and suffering and I'd rather stay inside or wander the forests, but I am a good person I promise!

>>85273105
>men have morals
So you'll wait until she gives birth, then kill her? You'll end up having to raise the child on your own and hence still trapped. She wins in the grave.

>>85272857
tfw no anime girlfriend who lifts you out of the sewers into the heavens i hate real life

>>85272857
This only happens to Chad. The concept of baby trapping doesn't exist for men like us.

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forced orgasms are so fucking hot, men shouldn't be allowed to ever orgasm unless its inside a woman

>>85273130
>hence still trapped
Nope. I get to raise my offspring without paying child support, alimony or having to ever see her again.
And men do have morals. It's not men who killed more children in the last 50 years than all of human wars in all of history combined. It's foids.
>So you'll wait until she gives birth, then kill her?
Yes. As I said: the child is innocent.

>>85273255
>And men do have morals. It's not men who killed more children in the last 50 years than all of human wars in all of history combined. It's foids.
In the past 2 years israel has killed more children than any individual has done in the rest of human history.
Most israeili officials and military leaders are men.

>>85273332
>Most israeili officials and military leaders are men.
its not like israeli women act any better in the army, being male or female doesnt make them any better or worse its them being baby killing psychopaths that makes them deserving of nothing less than torture until death

>>85273332
Israrel killed zero people.
browns aren't people.
even if you falsely assume brown muslims are people, you're still wrong. you may want to look into fellows like Mao Zedong or Joseb Djugashvili.

>>85273543
Even when operating under your stupid statements about how browns aren't people. Saying israel killed zero people is 100% false.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Liberty_incident
Unless americans and whites aren't people either, in which case you're just a shitty israeli prop treating all goyim like cattle.

>>85273564
>USS_Liberty_incident
you are now shifting the goalpost.
Your initial claim was about the last 2 years.
I stand by my statement: in the last 2 years Israel killed zero people.
It's also funny that you have to go back 60 years to find an example of people killed by Israel. Yeah, uss liberty was shit. But it's also 60 fucking years ago. The United States kills more than 34 white people every day in its special military operations in LatAm this year.
Cut the crap.

>>85273660
This nigga is actually a shitty israeli prop, lmfao. What are you doing on /r9k/? I'm curious to know. Not the nigga you were replying to, I'm just curious.

>>85272857
this just sounds like a dream come true for a neet. you have no idea how much I'd like to be a dad already.

Yeah if you kill yourself

>>85273668
>anyone who is not obsessed with da jooz is an israel prop
what a retarded existence you must lead
bringing up an event from 60 years ago in a discussion about foids' immorality is the kind of low iq behavior i expect on t*tter or r*ddit.
>What are you doing on /r9k/?
Nostalgia. There was a time when the median IQ of the board was higher. And robots were plentiful and not default retarded. That time is long gone but the nostalgic habit hasn't.

>>85272857
Doesnt baby trapping a neet means he is willing to fuck you raw style? Betcha you dont look anything near picrel, probably brown and fat.

>>85273693
>what a retarded existence you must lead
Heh, I wouldn't say that. I'm probably smarter and more in-touch with reality than you.
>There was a time when the median IQ of the board was higher.
It's interesting you say that. I likely have a higher IQ than you, statistically speaking, and I don't view browns and Muslims as non-people. Defending Israel is about as low-IQ as it gets. But what's even worse is being derailed by some retard harping on about Israel. And what's even more worse than that is claiming LatAm 'people' are white. You're a complete retard and it shows.
You're not wrong about foids being immoral, but you aren't much better than the rest.

>>85273801
>LatAm 'people' are white
they are whiter than you so that's enough.

I wish my wife would babytrap me

>>85272857
This is so hot. Are you actually into this as a girl? I thought girls like this were a myth or only wanted this with gigachad.

>>85272857
>tfw no crazy fembot gf to baby trap me

I'm not neet though I am full time employed

>>85272857
>babytrap a neet
>assuming he doesn't get scared and run away to be a deadbeat dad, he doesn't change
>you have to get a job to pay for the kid AND him
>he is a toxic influence on the kid's early life
>your kid becomes an neet shutin too
>>85272909
>family and acquaintances start wondering where you and your newborn went
>police get involved in a search
>start asking the most recent people she has been involved with
>police interview neet since neet was her live-in romantic partner for the past 9 months
>neet somehow can't explain where they are
>they just magically disappeared somehow days after the baby was born
>suspicion falls on neet and neet gets arrested and interrogated
>if interrogations goes badly neet is held in jail while police collect evidence
>police can't find another likely perpetrator
>neet's only argument for innocence is lack of evidence and whatever ignorance of the situation he can feign through days of interrogation
>neet goes to prison for murder

>>85272857
I jerked off to picrel 3 or 4 years ago on .xxx and now i see it again on r9k
i must fix my life

>>85272857
You think you would be baby trapping me? It is I who has baby trapped you foid, now you're stuck with me forever

I'm sure I could get my shit together if I were in this situation. I'd be a great father and husband. I just need to be forced to.

The only real way to bond with another human is having a baby. People divorce constantly, your long term relationship means nothing if theirs no child-adult connected to both of you by blood
Babytrapping is the ultimate sign of love, it's deciding you will always be connected to this person for the rest of your life

I need to get a r9k foid pregnant RIGHT NOW.

>>85272857
>should i baby trap a neet and force him to fix his life :3
no having a kid in this world is cruel

>>85274634
>they just magically disappeared somehow days after the baby was born
nigga you don't kill her a few days later. but a few months later, when everyone forgot about the pregnancy.
jfc the demographics of this board changed so much that nobody remembers how real world functions.
There are even minor twitter celebs who basically had their wives/gfs disappeared and literally nothing happened to them.
Here's an example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Fran%C3%A7ois_Gari%C3%A9py#Personal_life

I met a woman on tinder who wanted a baby no strings attached, 2 years past with sudden mail demanding I pay child support. apparently she tried to apply for government assistance and they asked who's the father, so she didn't actually come after me but i now pay 764 a month for the next 14 years
Don't do it bros, if you're going to have a baby. Make it be with a wife you actually love, it's too much risk in any other scenario

>>85274704
I would never do a nsa baby. I would only baby trap a woman I'm dating and then just stick with her and make the relationship my priority.

>>85274700
>when everyone forgot about the pregnancy
Yes, her family members will magically forget about her and her baby a few months after she gives birth.
>JF
>"minor twitter celeb"
lmao. At least pick someone who doesn't currently have an investigation against them, isn't currently on the run from police, and who hasn't had his house searched several times.

>>85274704
Holy shit is this bait? someone actually fell for that? At the very least you should have had some opsec so she couldn't track you down.

>>85274774
his wife "disappeared" 3+ years ago and he is not "on the run from police" at all. Everyone knows where he lives (it's trivial to find out his exact address if you know where to look). He's not even out of the country so hardly "on the run" in any sense of the term.
And yes, he is a minor twitter celeb. 4chan autists know who he is but at <75k followers, he isn't even at the level of midshit tranny OF whores lol.

>>85274824
Depressed, you do a lot of thinking not cleary when you're depressed. Didn't even edit my name out of my std tests she wanted me to take beforehand which seemed reasonable
It's probably super easy to do it now. Just have ai jumble up info and slightly edit pic features

>>85274857
What do you do if you can't afford paying that much? Let's say you're minimum wage and you turned down any inheritance.

>>85274857
>you do a lot of thinking not cleary when you're depressed
...I guess I actually do understand a little bit...

>>85274869
It's adjusted to what you make vs what she makes
If I made less money or she made more it would be a smaller payment.

>>85272857
I'd let an extremely rich girl baby trap my neet ass, probably give me more motivation, to do something other than apply for jobs, go to gym a few times a week, and jerking off daily.