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Ok so if YOU were a girl, what would you do? Hmm?
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>>85272973
Communicate with the moon via my womb.
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eat hot chip and Iie
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>>85272973
I would play Spider-Man 2 for the PS2
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shitpost all day while drinking myself to death so nothing would really change
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>>85273010
not true, you would also have painful menstrual cycles at least once a month
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>>85272973
I'd be cursing myself for getting shorter, because most of things in my place are placed at the top shelves
>>85273023
>you would also have painful menstrual cycles at least once a month
proofs?
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>>85272973
Be a shut in, probably.
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No you guys are right I'd be a huge sloot and fucking Chad as much as I could as well to be quite honest family
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>>85272973
be even dumber than I already am
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>>85273035
You can still do that though. Bend over boy
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id be a dyke.
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>>85273044
sadly its not the same
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>>85272973
wreck my car
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>>85272973
I'd be a loser femcel neet
but I guess on the brightside I'm not a slut hahaha...
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>>85273032
really? but you would actually have a real shot at creating a fulfilling social circle. Women have 20x more social value and are praised for anything they do (Unless you're an Indian or Black woman then you are gigafucked)
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Probably manipulate men to give me infinity money.
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>>85272973
I think the experience would be so different that I would never have become me, but if we're talking 'what if your consciousness was transferred into a 20yo female body tomorrow', I guess I'd try to revive my art career and make art friends. Much more viable when you're cute and people want to give you money just to exist.
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>>85273093
>implying you will be a cute white/east asian woman
ok but what if you became a black woman. then what would you do.
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>>85273142
Oh lawd
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I would kill myself because I hate women.
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>>85273142
GAW DAYUM SO IF I'S BE A BLACK WOMAN I BE LIVIN OFF DEM GIBS AND OHHHHHH LAWD IN HEAVEN I'S BE FUCKIN' UP A POPEYES AND SHIET AN HOOTIN' AN HOLLERIN AND JUMPIN ABOUT IN THERE TRYNA GET A FREE POPEYE CHICKIWANG AND SHIET
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>>85272973
I would probably be fatter
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>>85272973
if i was hot stacy i would become some instagram/tiktok creator or smth. life on easy mode.
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>>85273087
>>85273093
If being a woman is a glitch for infinite money, then why are most women poor? You wouldn't make more than $100 from OnlyFans, and that's assuming you are a well kept, beautiful woman.
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>>85273183
>>85273184
>lmaoooo woman life sooooo easy easy mode hahahahha easy mode
retarded porn addicted rapist scrote. Fuck off.
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>>85273183
hmmm but what if you turned into an INDIAN woman. then what.
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>>85273184
because women generally aren't even trying, they're too used to being gifted opportunities and shielded from their mistakes so many of them never really grow up.
try comparing the net worth of male and female illustrators with similar portfolios and you'll see what the wage gap really looks like.
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>>85273167
this is the correct answer. This is the ultimate life.
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>>85273195
mad femcel cant read. I said hot stacy thats top 0.01% of all women.
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>>85273216
if that's what we're talking about then I'd rather be chad than stacy desu.
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>>85273216
You wouldn't be her lol
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>>85273216
>0.01% of people have easy lives
wow next you're gonna tell me the sky is blue or something.
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>>85273142
I'd take advantage of being the top of the progressive stack and having barely any standards placed on me and just kind of glide through a comfortable middle class life by being fairly sensible and shrewd.
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anons will complain about women being ratchet and then start talm bout sum oh I'll do only fans oh I'll be gigaslut
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>>85273228
you could write an Emily Bronte-style novel about this
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>>85273195
>foid only thinks about porn and rape
every time
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>>85273203
I'd seek out BWC like all beautiful Jeetas do
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>what if you were a girl
Yeah but I'd have so many questions. Am i a girl version of myself and my documents flipped over? Am I a random female in my country? And so on.

Knowing what I know as a guy, I think I'd be fine. If I wanted a man I think I'd significantly better at choosing a man. The thing I would struggle with is I'd find girl friendship groups to be passive aggressive and annoying
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>>85273285
ok but imagine if you became a black woman. how would you cope with this new reality
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>>85273314
black women aren't real. they don't exist. have YOU ever seen a black woman? no? that's what I thought.
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>>85272973
I'll try to be really nice to men because women go on 4chan now.
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>>85272973
i'd just live as a girl
i just hope nep would still love me as one :<
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>>85272973
I hate whores with a burning passion but if I was re-incarnated as a woman I'd be the biggest whore of my town. I'd whore myself for any cock hungry incel out where, I'd drink their semen and would allow my ass to be used freely to anyone that would want to pay for me not to ever go to work
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>>85273314
If I had my current knowledge / memories I'd still own being a woman and do WAY better than other women because I would truly understand men / being a man / what they're looking for in a relationship. I'd still succeed. The habits and knowledge that would make me successful would still work lmao
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>>85272973
the same thing I do now but I wouldnt get 0 views



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