just fell and slipped and hit my head on the toilet seat while getting out of the shower, spam called my mother at her job, said she was in a meeting, she answered one of the calls by mistake, she was just having a conversation while im spam calling her like its an emergency, call emergency services cuz i dont want brain damage, emergency services say they will call me back and then don't. dear god why is it impossible for people to care about the fact i fell 6 feet with 200lbs of force and slammed my head into a porcelain object, am i seriously that autistic that not even emergency services want to help me bruh
so then go there yourself. ask somebody. call again. be a NIGGER to the system. or something. idk man i'd also be nervous >_> good luck OP i hope there wasn't any permanent damage (there likely was)
>>85273334i am trying everything believe me, but it turns out ldar is a bad idea and actually not socialising puts you into more iffy situations where u cant get any help
>>85273319Save yourself some trouble and slit your wrists
>>85273319If you can make this shitty thread then you're probably fine. Go to A&E yourself.
>>85273319Such a fat faggot lol. I miss how men used to be. My uncle had a heatstroke once and he just walked into the hospital. Your head just looks like a bleeding pimple.
>>85273319>Dial 911>"Hi I've fallen and hit my head really hard I need help>Ambulance comes and checks you outWhat's the issue here anon, are you that retarded you can't figure this out?
>>85273319>>85273334>>85273367>>85273405>>85273416Everyone in this thread needs to be gassed no questions asked. Subhuman mentally ill filth.
call again and say randomly "he has a gun" to the 911 operator>>85273416>>85273419if OP were a girl or chad they'd send helicopters
>>85273436I mean, I made no assumptions to the gender of OP. My statement is general.If you're cogent enough to make a thread and rant on /r9k/, then you can sort yourself out.
>>85273319I thought the pic in OP was a woman rubbing her pussy and the bump was her belly button
>>85273434OP said he called emergency services
>>85273459"Emergency services" isn't always 911. There are private emergency services and some have terrible service.
>>85273419>I miss how men used to beWhen they walked around like bugs and died smiling for the hive?
>>85273405ruff day huh buddy
>>85273416cant and also point of post wasnt about injury i js needed to use it as an image, the point was that i got ignored by emergency services
>>85273419i mean i can become a wife beating alcoholic rapist abuser if thats what u truly want dude
>>85273555There's more of those men today than there were then retard
>>85273434the audacity to call me a retard when you are an inch away from the same intelligence as a down syndrome pin head, why the fuck would i call a private emergency service in this economy, obviously its my countries equivalent to 911 retard
>>85273566>my countries equivalent to 911kek u live in the 3rd world and expected an ambulance to come xDMaybe live somewhere where people actually do their job
>>85273436smart idea ty ill lyk how it goes ^_^
>>85273576i do live in a first world country im js not gonna leak the country cuz its not the size of a fucking continent
>>85273562whatever helps u cope, point is socially thats not acceptable anymore
>>85273435who are YOU buddy T0T
>>85273576>not America means third worldKill yourself, some of us live in actual first world countries.
>>85273709Name one that isn't America then
>>85273717north europe, the uk, ireland, west europe, most of east europe, most of south europe, canada, most of east asia, australia and new zealand, so like 50% of the world retard
>>85273779>north europeSwarthoids>the ukNew Arabia>irelandBarbarians>west Europe Kek>most of east europeMore swarthoids>CanadaNew New Delhi>AustraliaRooeys>New ZealandCannibal-Rooey hybrids
go back to pol u 14 year old edgelord america has this exactr issue with white people too, if north europe is being swarthoid then colour me swarthoid id rather klive in like the collectively best places to live in the world
>>85273319Why did you call your mommy what's she gonna do? Kiss your booboo? If you didn't knock yourself out you don't have brain damage
>>85273804First-world means "aligned with UK/USA"Second-world means "aligned with Russia/China"Third-world means "unaligned"Being a third-worlder is more honorable than being a first- or second-worlder.
Feel so bad for the mom who is working to support her mentally disabled child and said child wont stop bashing his skull against the toilet.
>>85273966Definitely some truth to this. South east asia third world looks pretty comfy 2 me
>>85273946not to do anything but for her to be aware, if my child slipped and slammed their head on something porcelain id want to know, thank god ur so insufferable that youll never have to experience the world of having a child because no women would touch you consensually
>>85273993if only that were true, then id be retarded enough to not have to worry about the future state of the world
>>85274150>the future state of the worldBro stfu you faggot you can't do shit about it anyway
>>85274004mmmmm lady boys what id do for one
>>85274154okay guess its unreasonable to worry about my income and homelessness but sure
>>85274145I don't live with my mommy so when I get an ouchie booboo she doesn't need to know. In fact I'd rather not worry an old woman. You're not a child by the way, you're an adult. When I was a child I spoke as a child blah blah. I put away these childish things.
>>85273319god this is pathetic. if youre actually injured why did you waste all of this time spam caling your mother and posting on 4chan instead of going to a fucking hospital via ambulance?>inb4 WAAH WAAH MUH BILLSjust dont pay the hospital retard, theres nothing they can do if you dont.
>>85274166im not sure about adult, i just turned old enough to live on your own without intervention legally but okayyyyy, i cant even drink alcohol in ur country drive in mine or vote in urs
>>85273334>so then go there yourselfYou want a person with a possible concussion to drive a car?>ask somebody. call again.He did. All people did was continue to brush him off and grow annoyed at his persistence.
You'd think if you spend all your time at home you would achieve total mastery over your environment and you know not slip and fall in the bathroom you use every single day. Accidents happen though I guess
>>85274173i think we have established i dont live in america where i have to pay for medical care, but that doesnt mean i cant worry about money lmaoooo, this was originally js a shit post does this shit really get u this mad dude LOL
>>85274187>erm its just bait teehee!!!doesnt make it look any less retarded and pathetic, fat boy
>>85274186my bathroom is built very dodgily and i had just showered which is what caused me to fall lmaoooo ik im a clutz tho
>>85274177Yeah I know what you're saying. Nowadays adolescence is stretched so far into adulthood tho. It used to be that you could just leave home at 15 and go work on a fishing boat and smoke ciggies and fuck hookers if you wanted to. Don't sell yourself short you're extremely capable right now.
>>85274193a shit post looking retarded? fuck youve really cracked the mystery sherlock, i cant wait to award u!!!!!!
>>85274206i wish i could do that in this day and age, but im putting the only capable-ness i have rn into studies, as im in physical therapy and cant do manual labour which fucking sucks as soon as im better im going straight into building to support my studies
>>85274227Good luck with it. Everything is so fucked up it's so difficult to even get the bare minimum. It's not much better in America. I'm paying well over half my wages in rent and bills every month just to stay afloat
>>85274250thank you man good luck with everything to you too, the worst part is that i love in a coastal area so fishing is actually really really good opportunity for me but joining a ship id basically be paid with a place to sleep which is awesome but the getting food part might be a little hard, and even the idea of trying to get a used car to sleep in and a boat with no income is like trying to fit a square in a circle, hopefully when my studies are finished it shouldnt be too hard for me to find work from banks and other companies
>>85273334>racismsPLEASE PLEASE FUCK OFF TO>>>/pol/
>>85275200WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOT. FUCK OFF TO https://www.4chan.org/lgbt/ NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>85275424>more racismsPLEASE PLEASE FUCK OFF TO>>>/pol/
>>85275424Please stop chimping out, it's unbecoming.
>>85275432>PLEASE PLEASE FUCK OFF TOYWNBAW BROWNIE
>>85273804>New New DelhiA little correction for your IGNORANT ass. Quebec, being a French speaking province, has mostly North Africans, not Indians.
>>85275580Yeah and the whole rest of it is India, what's your point exactly
>>85275614I don't live in New New Delhi. I live in the Canuck Caliphate or CaCa for short. Are you really a racist chud if you can't even get that right?
>>85275636A racist doesn't concern himself with whatever Canadroids want to be called
>>85275648A racist can distinguish an Indian from a Paki, let alone North Africans. What you're doing is basically Chud stolen valor.
>>85273319dats a tiddy.
>>85273319Okay so now we've established OP isn't really concerned about a possible concussion and this was all a shitpost? And now the thread has turned into what what racist name best describes the country formerly known as Canada? Just trying to get up to speed here.New New Delhi is good, but as OP pointed out the (((government))) has been waging their campaign of White Genocide for decades, so we have millions of blacks, browns and yellows from all corners of the third world. Calling us New New Delhi ignores all the pakistanis, fillipinos, and africans that have been imported, not to mention the chinese zillionaires who bought up all the property on the west coast so they have a ratline of escape in case China ever goes actual communist. I'd say the best name for this place would be Brownada, but Wakanada sounds funnier.
