This old, tight cougar friend of my uncle and aunt is gonna crash at their place soon to unwind and use their shower and bathroom before leaving for some highschool reunion anniversary or some shit. I'm gonna be the only one at their place when she comes. Pray that the impossible porn scenario happens, dear anonymous men.I happened to shave my lawn yesterday for the 1st time in months (yeah, that post was mine) so this might be fate.
>>85273495You should shave your other lawn if you get what I mean, prepare some lube at your beside table and hope for the best.
>>85273495>Shaves pubes for sexLol might as well practice loosening that ass up anon
>>85273540>>85273556did this homo get so upset I shaved annoying overgrown bush off my dick for convenience that he's now projecting in not one but two posts
>>85273495nothing's going to happen, the real world isnt porn
>>85273600porn is a product of our fantasies and fantastical experiences, it wasn't planted on the earth by some aliens
>>85273649>it wasn't planted on the earth by some aliensthats a matter of opinion
>>85273683le jews only tapped into what already existed in our subconscious. If you aren't gay or don't like incest then no amount of jews is gonna convince you to be into it. Its all victim-coded cope.
