Last week my coworker said I look like the kind of person who would bring a gun into work and kill everyoneThen he said the same thing again yesterday
>>85274486Report him to HR
>>85274486He's hitting on you, kiss him.
>>85274486I think he might want you to blast him in the dome or something.
>>85274486He wants to get blasted. In the ass. At work. Probably on your boss's table in front of everyone. Because he is gay.Go get him, tiger.
>>85274486i had someone smile in my face and tell me something like "if you told me you murdered someone i would believe you"...ok
>>85275591"Haha yeah well I'm an honest guy"
>>85276074if i remember right it was right after he shook my hand too.
>>85275591i bet it was a foid
>>85276206no it was a guy.
>>85274486You have the chance to do the funniest thing
>>85276201That's good, it let's you know he's an honest guy too. I bet he would tell you if he murdered someone.