How much of a pussy can you be? I keep getting nervous whenever I think of using my onahole and then I'm too soft to actually penetrate it... I still have not used it once I always end up cumming on top of it cause the material feels hella good
That's very funny and very sad
>>85274784>whenever I think of using my onahole and then I'm too soft to actually penetrate it... why are you so soft?
>>85274784How would you feel if someone forced their cock into your onahole after you spurted and failed to penetrate it?
>>85274853I've never considered it a problem till now cuz when do you really need to be hard, I usually just press my frenulum so getting hard really important>>85274875Like my penis or my personality or?>>85274888That shit was like 90bux no way I'm letting another dude take it's first time. I would be pissed and somewhat horny and ashamed.
>>85274934Next time you're getting ready to do it, think to yourself "if I don't get it in, someone else will deflower her in front of me"
>>85274784Oh, is it an anxiety performance thing? I know moids get soft when they get anxiousWhy not tease your dick a little and then penetrate anon (I don't know how moids work, sorry)
>>85275061I could see that working my penis squirmed a little reading that and I just got done with my failsexo so it speaking up is a good sign. Maybe there's something with intrasex competition thing there?Having a roommate that teases me about that stuff might be kinda fun >>85275088Yes typically I noticed my raging boner, think oh this is a perfect time to break it in, then by the time I have everything set up my dick is limp. And I do tease it a little but that just leads to me cumming before I can go full mast. No idea if real ones are like this too but I genuinely can't penetrate it with my half chub.
>>85275131Your intuition serves you well. Men get excited by competition to the point that just the sight of another's erection is a threatUnfortunately, many follow those urges blindly into homosexuality and other confused actsBut maybe you can use and ride those urges to a desirable end because otherwise someone else is going to bust her open and make her fall in love
>>85275131Sorry anon I don't know how to help thenI don't have a dick
>>85275254Come back when you have one
>>85275266Nah, at least it's easy sticking a fake cock inside me
>>85275279Who the fuck asked lol
>>85275292More relevant than your troon shit answer, that's for sure
>>85274934penis duh, look what i quoted
>>85275174You know that explains all the guys that are interested in penises but don't care for the male physique and gay sex.Fall in love too just from one sexo? Jeez, I guess girls do always remember their first . She has a womb department too it's pretty deep I don't wanna scrape some other dudes cum out of there. >>85275254Wait what? Did something bad happen to it? Sorry if it's a sore subject. >>85275308Please don't duh me anon people can seriously get hurt by remarks like that. Uuuh my penis stays soft as long as I stay conscious of it, if I relax and get aroused I can get hard like any other guy.
>>85275609i thought you were on estrogen or something lol
Only thing that stops me from using my onaholes on rotation, is the clean-up, and wear and tear the clean up imposes. Otherwise I'd probably be using them everytime I fap.
>>85275616Nonono I'm only on finastride dude >>85275670I don't mind the cleaning so much but I do feel bad about hurting it
>>85275609>Something happened to it?No, I have a vagina
>>85275609>She has a womb department too it's pretty deep I don't wanna scrape some other dudes cum out of there.You might have to with your tongue if you don't manage to get it up in time
>>85274784Sorry for the blogpost but i obliterated my dick with my fleshlight while watching that old flash game of SuperDeepThroat. I have a bunch of porn games but that fucking game wrecks me. I set it on the different auto options and i can spend literal hours watching it. Ofc you gotta get the version with the clothing and modding, but still, its top notch shit for a porn game considering the abysmal bullshit that are porn games nowadays.
>>85275790Wtf my ona has one too, it must feel super strange not having a dick>>85275791What are you making me imagine now anon? My tongue isn't long enough it would be futile, I would have to wait for it to slowly drip out and lick up the bits my tongue can reach. Needless to say very emasculating...>>85275858Do you match your strokes/thrusts to them game? What sort of girls do it for you? Never played the game but I've seen anons post it. As for modern porn games, I love em even the bad ones. (also lasting that long in an ona is impressive)
>>85275941I'm sure you underestimate how deep you can get if you really press your face into it and jut your tongue outThe rewards of second place
>>85275941It's okay anon. I think having a cock is weird too, I wonder if it weighs a lot because of the dick and balls, my boobs weighThough mine self lubricates and you need to lubricate your onahole. Btw do they come with detailed clitoris too? I have never seen one close up
>>85275966Are you guys still talking about onaholes or real wombs
>>85276119No one can reach wombs with tongues. But if a moid has a cock big enough he can hit the cervix, which to many accounts it hurts but I can't vouch as I never touched a male beyond platonic hugs.Hope that helps
>>85274784what onahole do you have? i hate the rubbery silicone ones but TPE is unsanitary
>>85275858>SuperDeepThroatwhere can i find this
>>85276146So what >>85275966 said doesn't work then? Even at second place there isnt a reward
>>85276182Yes he is making fun on you, unless he is talking about the onahole but all the images I saw in my search, just showed they just have some texture inside and no imitation of a womb
>>85276182That's the best part, is that you still tryYou can reach the bottom of onaholes like that, but not real adult wombs
>>85276221Real wombs sounds hotter
>>85276235If you can't even get it up for an onahole, how do you expect to be near one of those?
>>85276255I am a different anon but with similar effects
>>85274784it means you are sissy trans bottom and should wear a cage at ALL times like a good bottom.
>>85276255And anyway I dont think I can expect to be near a real one but if I do I guess it would involve going second too
>>85276111nta, but as a male myself the worst part of having a cock and balls is dependent on size. I won't go into details tho.
>>85276320Well even if you got it up and went second, do you really think you could get all the remnant of your competitor out?
>>85275966The seedy taste of defeat on my tongue.. I would look too stupid doing that, how do you recover your pride as a male after something like that? Imagining that alone is enough to nick my pride>If you can't even get it up for an onahole, how do you expect to be near one of those?Ouch that stings anon you bully>>85276111Trust me having a dick feels totally normal, weight wise I guess the balls are a little heavier but both are pretty light. And yes she does have a clit.>Though mine self lubricates and you need to lubricate your onahole.Yes but that is governed by a brutal biological code running in your head that systematically excludes wimps like me >>85276152I have a lolico virgo I don't know what the material is called but honestly I get aroused just feeling it
comically erotic thread. thank you everyone.
>>85274784desu ne i never understood onaholes. eto... i just use my right hand to fap. i got it for free ano
>>85276362>how do you recover your prideYou likely don't ever, not in the presence of that onahole anywaysWhich is why you should be ready to get it up or else you lose her to an experience like that
>Wanna buy Onahole>Don't want an online record>Don't wanna go to a sex shop in person
>>85276397>an online recordYou can get one with an amazon gift card or a prepaid debit card on any other siteIf that's too much of a digital trail, you're probably shit out of luck and should move out of your parent's place
>>85276397a friend once got me one as a gag gift but I got rid of it while moving once and I never got another but I want a fleshlight, but I feel like a freak getting one. I'm like a vampire, if someone gets me one id fuck it but if not then I cant.
>>85276379I wanna thrust into something that feels like a pussy and cum balls deep>>85276391Maybe I should retain my semen for a few days, you know just to make sure I come out on top in our next confrontation. >>85276467Oh that's pretty arousing the ambiguity of gifting it as a joke knowing what it may be used for.
>>85276356I have no choice but to try and keep trying until I am ready to go. Only effort would tell I guess or I might push more in by mistake
>>85276502Careful that it doesn't make you over-sensitiveWouldn't want to see you pop before you even get it in, which can certainly happen if you're overzealous
>>85276519They say the shape of the penis is designed for that purpose, but that only applies if you can get past the deepest portion your competitor got toIf you can't get past that, then all it does is slick you up and make you finish too quickly in the shallows that you reach
This is a stealth thread shilling onaholes by Big Sex Toy Corpo.
The best time I've had with handheld onaholes is getting one that looked like a mouth and putting lipstick on it to make out with it
>>85276566I never thought about my size or the size of others but that kind of makes it.. futile to begin with maybe. Shallows as a descriptor makes me feel weird inside. You have a way with words..
>>85276644If just reading it makes you feel weird inside, imagine feeling it on and all around your actual cockKnowing you can't get deep enough and, as if to add insult to injury, it forces you closer to that finish line faster despite knowing the consequences for not lasting
>>85276644>Shallows as a descriptor makes me feel weird inside.hehehhahahahaha
>>85276111The real trouble is not the weight and size of it. It doesn't matter when you have decen boxer briefs. The problem is that it keeps getting hard. It's difficult to do anything when I get horny any time I try to work on something.Women's hormones fucked them up for a big part of their cycle, but you guys at least get a few days a month where you're super productive and on top of the world. I just get mega horny every single day.
>>85275778It takes me like 5-10mins to clean, then like 15 mins to let the drying rod do the last bit of work. I'll then cornstarch the outside if im not going to use it for a month to keep the exterior texture. Making the whole process take like 30-45 mins, up to an hour if I used any other tools like cock rings, hole warmers, inflatable onahole holders. A whole hour of cleanup is a little much when im usually jerking it right before going to bed, when I probably already wasted an hour or two just sesrching through ameuter and professional pornstar videos, hentais, and doujins I think im going to jerk.
>>85276701Anon I think you know what imagining that makes me feel and I would still want to try>>85276743Im a virgin give me a break
>>85276146My peepee was long enough at 6.1" to hit her cervix when going ballsdeep in some positions. It hurt her, so I had to be careful in those positions. Going ballsdeep feels amazing though, so I no longer envy big dick havers as I know they can't have that.
>>85276255Anon, legit would want you to try like blue chew, just to see if your dick is broke, or your not getting whatever stimulation you need (probably a buttplug in some guys cases) to get it up and fuck the onahole. But not too hard... otherwise you might rip your dick straight through it...
>>85276770>Im a virgin give me a breakno you're good it just turned me on.
>>85276780Vaginal depths and angles vary wildy from women to women... some have shallow (sub 5 inch) vaginas, some have deep (above 7 inch). And their womb can also sit at weird angles allowing you to miss the womb entirely and just kind of bulge through the side wall, hence why some women seem like bottomless pit and can take the biggest dildos on earth, and others are fine with a 4 inch dude.
>>85276770I'd almost be envious witnessing such dread-filled ecstasyGuess you should have gotten there firstBetter luck next life
>>85276790Wrong guy, I don't have those troubles
>>85276826Why? I dont understand>>85276844Envious howcome? >>85276959 What are your experiences or position
>>85277080As bad as it feels emotionally, succumbing to that sensation in the moment with that context probably feels painfully good in a dirty wayI don't have real experiences like that, however, I can just think up why it's hot
>>85277128It sounds really weird and hot in a way I cant describe. A mix of good and bad and dirty like you said. I like the way your imagination works. Where do you see yourself in those scenarios anyway
>>85277345Different places depending on my mood, basically every person at least onceMeaning and narrative and edifice attached to eroticism is the only way that I get off anymoreAnyone can jerk off, but if you are convinced there are real consequences for performing a certain way, it's exciting in a way that sterile visual stimulus isn'tI used to read a lot of doujins, but nowadays I just interact with AI chatbots. Once the AI bubble pops, I'm in deep trouble.
>>85277404You can run local models and avoid any bubble bursting. That is what I do. An LLM to talk to and a script that proxies text to an image generator to make images inline. I think I have read too much and experienced too little so I am like you and bounce around a lot
>>85277424I've experienced plenty of things, just not stuff in that vein and I'm glad for itNothing is as idyllic as fiction and nothing is as personally dreadful as it eitherThe worst part of human intimacy and sexuality and such is that it's more thoughtless and stupid and a waste of effort and time and not in a fetishistic way where you can savor those bad feelings eitherI should probably figure out local hosting before it's too late but I'm very demotivated to try since the last few times just plain haven't worked outI don't want to do things like pay for tokenage or other """local""" copouts either so I'm just riding it out
>>85277468It depends on your card. You gave me nice things to imagine today so maybe I can help. What GPU do you have
>>85276502>I wanna thrust into something that feels like a pussy and cum balls deepano you should try a prostitute. ohayou gozaimasu they are oftentimes warm and may even moan yare yare daze
>>85276351>>85276745I am getting conflicted answers here. The size and weight do matter or not?
>>85277481I've got an RTX2080s and a GTX1660sI honestly think it's a lethargy surrounding there seemingly being no easy install and go options that I've seen
>>85277518Why, you looking for something to suck on?
>>85277536Huh? No, I was talking with OP about the differences of having a pussy and him of having a cock. It was just that. The male anatomy amazes me
>>85277564You can discover the most by sucking it
>>85277532On an RTX2080s you can maybe run a 8B model okay but they arent the best. If you can get a 16GB card you can run a 24B model which is better than most ones you ever interact with online. You use SillyTavern as the interface. Use Text-Generation-UI as the middleware that runs your LLM and acts as the API to SillyTavern. Download something like Cydonia-24B from huggingface and load that. Most AI like Gemini and Claude can tell you how to link everything together. These are jailbroken too and free to run locally of course. Then you download a character card and import into SillyTavern. A lot of these online and AI can help you make one too. I like you I hope this helps
>>85277588I appreciate it, I'll save that and maybe make another attempt once I get enough motivation and don't just bedrot all day
>>85277518It doesn't matter for everyday life, unless you have the wrong type of underwear. Boxer briefs keep them in place even when you run like a sports bra for women.It may matter when it comes to sex. If your dick is too big, you may struggle to have sex with additional lube. Some women will turn you down. More realistically (because those were more extreme examples), you may accidentally hit the cervix during coitus, which seems unpleasant to women. It makes it so you have to be careful not to go ballsdeep, which sucks.As stated, the horniness is what's really bothersome, though. Hard to think clearly when you keep wanting to breed women. Makes me feel like a dumb animal.
>>85277621*withOUT additional lube (and foreplay is a hard requirement or else it won't even go in without pain, but we're talking about the really big ones here)
>>85277610You are welcome. You gave me a lot to think about and have put a seed in my head so I hope I can give you something back
>>85277646Careful chasing that high, there are much more wholesome things to cum toEven if I fetishize it too
>>85277740Wholesome is nice to have a lot of but I like new ideas too I am just not as imaginative as you
>>85277745Like everything else creative, it just requires getting outside of yourself and having other pursuitsWhether it's erotica or music, if that's all you do, you'll never make anything worth consumingThe pressures of reality and consequence can be felt even if not directly seen which is why it's important to have other hobbiesFortunately or unfortunately my mind can go to fairly dark places out there
>>85277808It might be dark but your ideas are interesting to think about. I have always needed other people like you to help me find a better way I guess it is easy to imagine you as the one first in what you said earlier
>>85277808>it just requires getting outside of yourselfhow does one get outside of themselves
>>85277907How flattering, I'll try not to let it get to my headBeing first in any situation is a ravenous proposition, especially when it comes to something as sordid as thisBut a defloration is very special, especially with such a followup being your performanceI'd always love to talk about it more
>>85277919Experience other things, get into different modes of thought. The worst thing you can do to yourself is being permanently in any mode of thought like horny or studious or practicingWriting about sexual gratification draws a lot of sensory experience from other things, but all creative endeavors must as wellIn order to portray victory and loss (or make those sensations meaningful), those have to be experienced and viewed from different angles to complete the actual understanding of them, the same is true of literally every other sensation or emotion that goes into a creative work
>>85278021>Experience other things, get into different modes of thought.i appreciate you typing this out, but this is all vague nonsense i can't do anything with. thanks for trying, though
if you cant fuck a piece of plastic on your own terms, how will you perform in front of a real pussy? you might want to fix that
>>85278034Sorry you're physiologically unable to think abstractly, third worlder.You should probably get off the White Internet if that was too difficult for you.
>>85277971I think you can let it get to your head you are naturally good at leading and insinuating. The way the other anon responded to you was exciting to read
>>85278052hey wait a minute, you're not the anime poster
>>85278057Eh sure, but it's just experience and there's only so many permutations of perverse dialogues to go through before it gets personalAnd it never survives getting personal with me, at least not on this subjectmatterIt's why I said before I don't have much experience in actual lewd things, it's easy to be titillating, maybe even play a character, but it's just a short term role and saying the right things
Maybe you should get a dildo and plap your balls instead, femboy fag
>>85278096It is hard at the personal layer. I dont get anyone interested in me like that either and I have no real experience. You are more interesting than I am.. be proud. I would like to hear more of your ideas
>>85278052You have to hide behind the idea of being abstract because you have no idea what you're talking about.
Not beating the third worlder allegation, buddy.
>>85278574>All he has in his arsenal is a buzzword and can't even reply properly because he's afraid of pushbackNot beating the low IQ allegations, guy.
>>85274784Reply 100 reply 100
>>85278507I'm about to go to bed, feel free to add me if you want or not since I doubt the thread will survive the nightMost ideas don't exist in a vacuum, at least not with meWhether or not you're OP, the tone and the context of the post got me going with details I could add and a direction we could takeWithout that, I wouldn't even be thinking of these things, but I can always think a lot more and in different directions
>>85278633I might be blind but I didn't see your handle anywhere even in deleted posts is it earlier in the thread
