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>Co-worker comes to talk to you
>"So anon, you got any hobbies?"

How do you respond?
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>>85275109
I respond by telling him my hobbies.
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>>85275117
Which are what exactly?
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>>85275141
That's none of your business; I'm not giving you free data.
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>>85275109
'No, I mostly spend my day just browsing the internet or commuting.' is what I would say to him.
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>>85275109
yes i love raping foids
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>>85275109
Yeah I like to lift and cook.
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>>85275109
I enjoy writing and playing video games. That's it besides going to the gym.
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>>85275109
Tell them about how I like going on road trips and put on my surfer accent and ask them if they been to SoCal or New Orleans or Mexico or England. Normies love that shit
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i don't think anyone has ever asked me this except during interviews... and i've had so many hobbies over the years that my answer is never really the same
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i think people at my workplace can tell that i'm depressed and a suicide risk even though i never talk to them beyond work related matters. they ask me about my weekend plans and if i have a girlfriend or friends or hobbies or even family. when i was young i would get nervous at these questions and hem and haw or try to make some shit up, now i just say "no" point blank
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>>85275109
Coworkers are NOT your friends, they are your COMPETITION.
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I don't talk about my hobbies with coworkers except maybe with one guy that's a schizo.
The rest fo them have a taste that can be sumed up as "I enjoy the current thing" and seem completely unable of forming their own opinion.
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>>85275109
>coworker
At least you're still functional enough to hold stable employment, some of us are NEETS.
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>>85275109
>How do you respond?
"no"
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None because I am a very boring person.
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>>85275109
>How do you respond?
i will just lie and say no, because i'm not at work to make fwens
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>>85275109
drinking, reading, and fantasizing my suicide
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>>85276053
This, to be quiet honest and original with you all
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>>85275359
Gym attendees are NOT your friends, they are your TRAINING PARTNERS.
Classmates are NOT your friends, they are your ACADEMIC PEERS.
Church attendees are NOT your friends, they are the BODY OF CHRIST.
Hobby club attendees are NOT your friends, they are your RIVALS.
Sports club members are NOT your friends, they are your TEAMMATES.
Business contacts are NOT your friends, they are your PROFESSIONAL NETWORK.
Neighbors are NOT your friends, they are your NOISY STRANGERS.
Networking contacts are NOT your friends, they are your fellow OPPORTUNISTS.
Business partners are NOT your friends, they are your TEMPORARY ALLIES.
Social media followers are NOT your friends, they are your SPECTATORS.
Social media hosts are NOT your friends, they are your PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
Clients are NOT your friends, they are your PAYCHECK.
Customers are NOT your friends, they are your REVENUE SOURCE.
Teammates are NOT your friends, they are your ROSTER COMPETITION.
Competitors are NOT your enemies, they are your MARKET THREAT.
Acquaintances are NOT your friends, they are your CONVENIENCE NETWORK.
Roommates are NOT your friend, they are a PRIVACY INVADERS.
Your spouse is not your friend, they are a CO-PARENT OF YOUR CHILDREN.
Lovers are NOT your friends, they are a LIFE-SUPPORT SYSTEM FOR GENITALS.
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>>85275109
I don't work here
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>>85276191
Finally, someone said it for how it is
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>>85275109
I like to post cute thingas on 4chan and chud on X, otherwise no not really



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