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>for my next beloved human I'll create James.
>Born to wealthy parents
>attractive
>Lives a long happy life without any ailments
>doesn't believe in me at all and sins all the time, but on his deathbed accepts me as his lord and savior
>and goes to heaven forever
Now for my other test subject
>Timmy
>Born into poverty.
"Walks back and forth planning what Timmies life should look like"
>Abused as a child
>Cancer diagnosis at 13 that ultimately horrifically takes his life
"Hmmmm, should I permit him to join me me in Heaven, hard choice. I've given him so much on his plate already. Much more than James, What would a all kind/All benevolent god do hmmmmm let me think. Nope, I work in mysterious ways, He has to go to hell"
>James did not believe in me and has to burn in hell forever.

"And to think that at the end of the day I love all humans equally"
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>>85278345
oh, we're soijaking the great creator now?
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>>85278345
>the difference between OP's cystic acne and a priest? The acne didn't come upon his face until age 12.
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>>85278345
Reminder that this is such a problem for Christians that they have to retcon the character of god in the epistles. Jews can just say God doesn't give a fuck about Goyim or they didn't do a ritual right, christians are truly fucked for solving the nature of why God would make beings that he knows will suffer eternally.
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>>85278345
>on his deathbed accepts me as his lord and savior
Kek what a delusional, scared bitch
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>>85278345
The LDS Church rejects this idea of God btw
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>>85278345
There's been way too many exact coincidences and alignments with things in my life I've observed for there not to be a god. Like shit that would be astronomically unlikely to occur in proximity to each other but still do more than once.
Also a lot of Christians reject a lot of old testament wrathful god stuff and equate him to unconditional parental forgiving love. Considering the way so many adults act, the phrase "we are all children in the eyes of god" actually makes a lot of sense.
If you look at the scientific angle, there's a lot of shit that can't be explained or is insanely complex that's been under more scrutiny in recent years because people actually have more access to information than textbooks written by a shitty publishing company. The James-Webb telescope has been fucking up established astronomy for a hot minute now.
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>>85278345
Stop basing your view of christians from mentally ill evangelicals and various other flavours of American protestants.
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>>85278795
The Protestant Reformation and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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>>85279046
The Protestant Reformation and its consequences have been a blessing for the jewish race
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>>85278356
>now
ehh this is a pretty common thread now. It's pretty decent engagement bait for (yous) since atheists and Christians both like getting in there feelings over religion me included. Just wish they werent so lazy even down to the images used
>>85278385
yes christians and jews have different doctrines around how god functions its almost like their worshipping different religions
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>>85279332
>ehh
are you brain damaged
do you need help
are you ok
that was a long "eh"
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>>85279342
>are you brain dead
yes
>do you need help
yes please, specifically a hot woman needs to provide for me sex and emotional validation
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get this man a horny sexy woman PRONTO >>85279355
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>>85278345
yeah i hate christians and their stupid logic. imagine being a boy living in the inquisition and you see soldiers come and invade your village and rape and disembowl your mom in front of you and chop your fathers and brothers heads off and then they decide to tie you up and give you hundreds of lashings and then tie you to a post and leave, and as buzzards fly overhead awaiting to eat your flesh as you slowly bleed out to death, imagine thinking "its fine, god has a plan. everything is happening according to his will.
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>>85278345
Where does the assumption that the christian God does any of this come from? Humans live and die outside the Garden of Eden which is not what the christian God wanted. Now He wants to save humans from their fallen state but they do have to take his hand.
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>>85278345
I just find it funny that Christians can't help but worship jews in every way. Oh, a living being was killed to absolve you of your sins? Wow, sounds familiar. You might as well worship a chicken at that point. It's all Kapparot all the way down
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>>85279381
>inquisition soldiers
then it would be allah the boy is praying to
didn't think that through did you
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>>85279461
you expected 4chan anti-theists to be well read?
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>>85278345
globoabrahomo religions can't even reach pagan level of dealing with problem of evil, lmao



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