A travelling salesman approaches you with a cloak full of trinkets and tools. Each one of these has their own power that will greatly benefit your life, but more power comes with bigger drawbacks. Which do you choose?Here are the rules:1. You are allowed only one of these.2. Nobody will ever know that you have this power, nor will they question your suspicious abilities (unless you choose the lawbook). 3. Using the Lawbook, while technically illegal, is allowed. However, you cannot change laws for yourself (you can for others) and you cannot use your powers to prevent governments from punishing you for breaking the law. You also cannot use your power from jail. The laws you must follow change depending on the state/country you live in.4. You ARE allowed to completely refuse to take one. There is no drawback and the salesman won't be offended. You will continue your life as normal.Choose wisely!
>>85278688I will refuse to take one. I want to continue living life as normal.
>>85278688But why have i been picked?
the bracelet, maybe the jack
>>85278688I take the lawbook, force every billionarie to transfer all of their assets to me, and then live aboard my yacht in international waters.
>>85278688I'm going with the bracelet everything else seems cooler but the drawbacks aren't worth it and I mean free food is free food that's unlimited food like that's unlimited money if you think about it too it would be cool to see what my first post ever on the internet was and how I've changed from the internet and how it shaped me as a person all the cringe things it's going to be like a good few years worth of stuff though actually yeah I don't think we have enough time to sit around for that I'll go with the law book I bet I could help a humanity a lot with that yeah yeah why didn't I pick them in the first place the law book
I take the Jack 1000%
>>85278688The lawbook makes the most logical sense from a cost/benefit analysis; also nice filename kek.
You kidding me? The wallet of flame.>Go through an excruciating death>get revived>Withdraw $9.9m>live happily ever after from investments and profitsThe Lawbook is in fact the worst because it's impossible not to break the law. Only people who have no idea how many idiotic laws exist would choose the tradeoff of the Lawbook.The wallet is the only one that is actually worth it.
>>85278688I refuse all of them but can I talk with the salesman about how he got into this line of work?
>>85278688probably the wallet, i already don't like spending alot so it'd probably be easier to manage. getting brazen bulled sounds like a shit time tho
>>85278928i feel like a good way to balance the wallet to have more of a detriment could be to lock you from investing/saving the money somewhere else, would give more of a reason to not just do this lol
>>85278688the flaming wallet one sounds the least horrible cons-wise. getting it kinda reminds me of when sekiro got the mortal blade too
>>85278928>>85278997If I wanted to be a retard it technically does say any time you "spend" 10 mil, which would include investments. It wouldn't only count the wallet money because the wallet only gives you money, spending it is something seperate. With that being said regardless of how it works I'm not being bull'd. Give me the Jack.
>>85279037the jack is pretty alright, if you're already above average in a bunch of stuff you'd basically be set. reminds me of a perk from new vegas i think it was
Picking the lawbook. I'll take control of the president of the United States and force them to make a law where every illegal activity or crime I do, no matter how big or small, is automatically forgiven. No matter the state.
the bracelet doesn't say you can't profit btw
>>85279067oh nice rosario vampire. your plan could work if you make it so its everytime a president is sworn in they must pardon you of any crimes for the next 4-5 years so you can keep living normally
>>85279082No. I just read the OP. >However, you cannot change laws for yourself (you can for others) and you cannot use your powers to prevent governments from punishing you for breaking the law. You also cannot use your power from jail.I'm screwed if I choose the lawbook. I guess I'll go with the wallet because there's no way I'm spending 10 million dollars in the other lifetime I'm given unless I'm big balling.
>>85279095purposely spending 10mil immediately so i can get used to being cooked alive
>>85278688Wallet no contest. Everything else has permanent drawbacks.
>>85278725American citizens are subject to a lot of laws extraterritorially
>>85279124>be masochist>infinite instant jack-off chamber that dispenses $10mil per session
>>85278688I don't think I'll take any of these chief
>>85278688The lawbook, apply it to everyone on earth and the rule is to treat others how you wish to be treated, also everyone has to give me 1 dollar to pay off all my littering debts and break me out of prison if I end up in there.
I guess I'll be one of a few that takes the bracelet. The weakest downside for a benefit that's still really good.
>>85279432the wallet makes the bracelet redundant
People choosing the wallet are nuts. Not worth the brazen bull. I choose nothing
The bracelet is just "tell your family your porn history" pretty much. I wonder if that means they have to watch me fap if it's in movie form.That's a lot of fapping.For the key there's an easy loophole. Door must remain unlocked sure, and that'll suck when you're gone, but when you're home?>lmao it's unlocked bro, there's just a cabinet.couch/safe in front of itIt's that as well as "so, here's a thousand posts of me calling people niggers and faggots".The lawbook is probably the smartest choice.First thing you do is simply control legislative branch to null a lot of the laws so that you're not breaking them, easy.It's not "don't punish me", it's "no one is punished, I'm not an exception". The secret is probably to simply be a NEET and have other people do errands for you so you don't have to leave the house / put yourself at risk. Include very rich people feeling compelled to give you money under the belief that you will use it to improve the world.>7 richfags give you money once a week (so that you have money coming in everyday, so even if you do break a law you just pay the fine)Repeated laws can be made a note of and get your congressmen to overturn said laws.>Can get India and Africa to stop breeding>Need I go on?Basically like death note but without the murder.
>>85278688Jack of diamonds means if i'm fat now, i'll be fat for the rest of my life? Fuck dudeI'll take the wallet of flames
>>85278688I kill the salesman and burn his trinkets, then have sex with his corpse. he is found by the next post.
>>85278688Wallet. No permanent downside really.
>>85279351lets rewrite this law too.
>>85278688The Lawbook, of course.> and you cannot use your powers to prevent governments from punishing you for breaking the law.Already has loophole ehehe.
>>85278688Lawbook. I will really just use it to get money and provide for myself and my boyfriend.
>>85280104PTSD
Fuck off OP this is the worst tit for tat I've ever seen. What a bunch of nuclear waste
I don't think I take any of this shit honestly. Maybe the bracelet, but even then idk if it's worth it.
If you can't take the bracelet you're a degenerate
