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Why are normies such busybodies?

They act like you're an alien if you find science or history interesting but they spend their time badgering you about what kind of shoes you're wearing or why you go to your car during break.
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>>85278924
Consumerist culture breeds consumerist cattle. Now is it fully their shortcomings or are they merely social creatures that abide by the overarching social order which is easily manipulated? They'd just as easily be enthralled with science and history if that was the prevailing social topic. Just as easily as America was filled with marvel at the cosmos and astronauts were celebrities, we have turned to sex and vapid consumerism. Really when you get down to it, it's always (((Them))) that caused all of this
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>>85278924
ngl though when you're young and in college, smoking will help you meet ladies. ok yes I'm tall so that helps them be interested but STILL it was very easy.

*this may not apply to zoomers
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>>85278924
When they ask questions about you like this, it means they are interested in you and are trying to get to know you. They are trying to socialize with you and be friendly.
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>>85278924
I'm a paranoid (not anxious) so I always find their questioning sus but it's easy enough to build a fake persona and stick to it
Like >>85279254 said that's just their way of being friendly.

Remember you're conversing with people that WILLINGLY attach 24/7 GPS location sharing (Snapchat, phones in general) to their hip and have hundrends of selfies. They're probably dying to have someone ask how their day was so they can monologue about all the shit they did.

At this point I just lie, no one really cares and it keeps the conversation going.
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I fucking hate neurotypicals so fucking much. I hate living in a world tailored for them.
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shoes are easier to understand than science or history. And the behavior of people in the same group is more immediately relevant
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>>85278938
zoomer women unfortunately swoon for the manlet stoner
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>>85278938
It subtlety proves you're not an uptight little tighty whitey faggot who follows the rules like a good little boy. Men who fear ALL drugs give women the ick. Don't be a methed out tweaker but also don't be a fucking stick in the mud then wonder why you're a walking turn off.
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>>85280111
lol what, are you 16? holy shit what a fucking loser take
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>>85280119
No, I'm an actual woman with a real vagina. Spoiler alert this is how basically all women think. We want our men to be willing to have some FUN.
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>>85280132
a r-real actual w-woman with a real vagina ? i dont believe u...
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>>85279254
I always found it offensive. Why are you talking to me like you know me? Making a lot of assumptions. It tells me you don't think before you speak which means the only thing you'll ever get out of me is a comment about the weather.
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>>85278924
>They act like you're an alien if you find science or history interesting but they spend their time badgering you about what kind of shoes you're wearing or why you go to your car during break.
lmao. they just know you're going to shoot them one day
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>>85278924
Who is Norm?
Why are we talking about ancient aliens that show sucked. That guy looked so stupidFlex like david icke.
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>>85278924
Are you stupid or something? Normies love history and heccin SCOINCE!! There's entire channels dedicated to World War II. You're not a historian because you sit around in your underwear reading wikipedia articles about Rome lmao.
>shoes
They're curious what you think about the shoes you wear every day in case they might want to buy a pair. Or they're just wondering why you're such a goddamn slob.
>car
Oh no oh god oh help someone is showing interest in me better seethe about it on r9k confound it why can't I get a girlfriend??
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>>85278938
knew someone that smoked so much he developed a hole in his throat, and now he can barely talk and just wheezes like that fucking penguin from toy story instead.
that shit put me off smoking for life.



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