I put on my best suit, took my shotgun and lied down in bed, pointing it at my head. When I realized that I had to inform my mother so she wouldn't think I went missing, and also my boss that I'm not illegally being absent, I just put the gun away and continued on with my day.
>>85280338I appreciate this creative righting story, but you didn't try very hard mr. I am in middle school.A shotgun uses shells, not bullets hahaha!I see this verififcation not required thing again. Does that mean it wants my card
>>85280338might want to get rid of your gun, anon
>>85280338>I put on my best suitWhat are they gonna burry you with? You realize it'll get bloody? It won't be an open casket, but I'm sure your mother would like to send you off with your best clothes. Yet another thing you put on the poor woman's shoulders. Also, in your bed??? You really hate whoever would have to clean this mess. There's a reason a lot of shotgun suicide have the curtesy of doing their thing in the bathtub, with the curtains pulled.>illegally being absentI got baited, didn't I?
>>85280338cool story bro, I think this guy wrote a story about something like this back in the 40's or something. Might be worth a read
>>85280407Didn't the MC shoot an Arab? French people were based back then.
>>85280413Well, it wasn't because he was an arab. It was just that the sun was in his eyes and everything.
>>85280425Yeah, I think he might've just done it because he was bored.
>>85280425Yeah, no, totally. You don't want a hate crime charge to get added in. "I had the sun in my eyes. I thought he was white, wallah."
