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The urge to masturbate in the public bathroom at work is hitting hard today.
I mustn't give in.
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>>85281066
too bad anon, i already did it thrice and still going strong
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>>85281066
I got caught masturbating at work because I was the only women worker, and somebody walked into the women's bathrooms (a guy) because they're much cleaner, and he got me and I got fired
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>>85281081
Im on day 2 of no fap and I'm so fucking horny
>>85281089
What did you goon to, fembot?
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>>85281066
I don't understand guys with a strong sex drive like sure jerking off is fun, I do it a decent amount because I'm bored but I can't imagine being so horny that I'm desperate to get it out
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>>85281100
I was watching a video of some girl fucking a guy in cowgirl
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>>85281116
just think of it like snorting cocaine or smoking weed, it has to do with dopamine receptors being fucked with and after a period of non engagement it becomes a craving, this could also be applied to food to explain why there is so many obese fatasses
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>>85281116
Im just a gooner with high test honestly. I could jerk off 4 times a day but I have to limit myself to 2 most of the time.
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>>85281136
Food I get even less because it's difficult and expensive to overeat dunno why I don't have those cravings. At the same time I'm on the computer all day so surely there's something dubious going to make me behave like that


>>85281187
Even if I was horny enough to pull that off my dick would be uncomfortable starting on the third round. It's probably a blessing, I am a little jelly.
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>>85281089
and you didn't lock the door?
are you stupid?
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>>85281206
>It's probably a blessing, I am a little jelly.
Its not like I can do it back to back. I think it takes about a hour and a half to get off again. I mostly do it with Vaseline. I wish I wasn't cut :(
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>>85281219
dry beating will always be superior to wet beating,
noob.
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>>85281066
how horrible it must be to a wageslave. i can edge multiple times a day without worrying about being whipped by a slavemaster, i can wear a little vibrator strapped on the tip of my penis and a plug in my ass while doing the dishes or whatever else. feels fucken good man
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>>85281219
Uuuh I'm cut too but it's probably a lot worse for a guy like you, I'm sorry about that.
Personally I do it dry but how I masturbate is a bit unconventional, I rarely stroke it
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>>85281116
>can't imagine being so horny that I'm desperate to get it out
really?!
ngl I feel kinda bad for you anon, I don't get like that often anymore and I miss it
I think that's related to I fapping too much and getting bored of it so I'm going to start doing it less now
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>>85281207
why the fuck would a toilet lock from the inside? it's a room with a bunch of stalls in it
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>>85281245
please be an anal slut
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>>85281116
>I don't understand
A quick Google search says hypersexuality is caused by csa so I don't understand your statement at all
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>>85281237
Dry docking sucks dude. I remember doing that when I was 11 and still inexperienced. Discovering that I can slather my cock with lube and Vaseline was like a lifehack or something.
The trick is you gotta put enough to where you can still have friction, if you make it wet then of course you wouldn't enjoy it.
>>85281239
I also live with parents so walking around with a vibrator up my ass and cumming everywhere does seem fun but impossible atm :/
>>85281245
I wonder how stroking with a foreskin feels? Is it really good as skinners say it is?
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>>85281261
I dunno it's like eating a good meal but like I'm not desperate to eat a good meal. And similarly to food if I fast for a bit I lose my appetite completely.

>>85281272
Lol I'm not I do like having my prostate stimulated though

>>85281277
Even if that was hypersexuality and the only cause of hypersexuality was csa I still wouldn't understand it

>>85281284
I mean it's literally a cock sleeve fine tuned to your penis and packed with serve endings, you bet stroking that over your head feels good
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>>85281268
>why the fuck would a toilet lock from the inside
and the stalls don't have a lock!??
or were you lying in the middle of the room not expecting anyone to enter it, like a dumbass
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>>85281317
>I still wouldn't understand it
No. You just don't want to understand. Which is extremely fucking weird
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>>85281317
>stroking that over your head feels good
when you get right to the edge and slow it feels great
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>>85281318
>or were you lying
Most likely this
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>>85281284
>>85281317
foreskin haver here
there's no better feeling than slowly stroking it up and down over my tip it's like custom built to edge you and make you leak like crazy
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>>85281331
I believe you anon

>>85281333
Honestly it sounds totally overpowered. Snipping it off breaks that beautiful synergy the two have, it's a shame for all foreskinless penises.
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>pokemon owned humans
>human owned pokemons
interesting goonconcept
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>>85281382
you will never know how it feels to have one but at least you can find out how it feels to stroke and suck one
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>>85281066
I love picrel but it also makes me sad, this artist dropped the sexiest Hilda artworks of all time (particularly vs. her competitiveness with Rosa) and then basically never did anything else remotely as interesting imo.



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