I will never have a girl on her knees deep throating my cock and looking into my eyes because my dick points up at the ceiling, and the only way a girl could suck my dick is if she's coming in at a downward angle. I don't even know how to have sex because nobody in porn has a dick that points up. I can't just push it down because that hurts.
>>85281868>I can't just push it down because that hurts.Skill issue, straighten your cock you queer
>>85281880It's straight. It doesn't curve up, it points up from the base.
Doesn't that actually make 69 easier?
>>85282231Probably but I don't want to do that as much