>getting into my car>accidentally sit on my own balls>last thing i remember is hearing my own scream>wake up in the hospital>apparently i passed out from the pain almost immediately>they tell me i cooked in the sun for hours and could've died if someone hadn't found me unconscious in the parking lot with my car door open>now have almost 6k in billsthere is no reason to not support free healthcare when shit like this can happen to anyone. i don't know how the fuck i can pay this bill or what happened to warrant it but if america were a better country i wouldn't be in this situation
>>85293792Imagine busting your own balls
>>85293792And yet you keep voting for tards who cut healthcare to give bombs to Israel.
You're not an American. The bill would be much higher.
OP tom & jerry screamed in the car lmao
>>85293812>sit on balls in Canada>wait 6 months for appointment with jeet doctor to untwist your balls
>>85293839Well, maybe you fags should start fucking funding education then instead of being a bunch of inbred hicks.
How in the hell do you sit on your own balls? You men make zero sense.
>>85293892Not OP, but I have really big low-hanging balls and I accidentally sat on them a couple times. It only happened when I wore loose boxers. Now that I wear tighter boxer briefs they hold my balls higher up so sitting on them doesn't happen anymore.
>>85293892File photo related
>>85293792Post medical bill screenshot because this is 1000% larp. Pain doesn't cause you to pass out.
>>85293792>>now have almost 6k in billsJust don't pay. There's nothing they can do to collect except pester you with phone calls.
>>85293837Lmfao I'm dying
>>85293792>>apparently i passed out from the pain almost immediatelyI don't believe you even for a second.
>>85293910Same but it doesn't hurt to me. This nigga must have fucking jumped as hard as possible
>>85293837actually kek'd irl
>>85294080Ma'am that isn't a gif
>>85293792>sits on his balls like a fucking retard>passes out because he's weak as shit>expects everyone else to pay more taxes so genetic mistakes like him can continue to stumble all over themselves instead of dying out like they should
>>85293837https://youtube.com/shorts/Q2qGjX_OtEc?is
What? Are guys able to actually do this? I look at my bf's dick and balls and it looks impossible.
>>85295628unironically yeai've sat on my balls by accident before
>>85293910>Now that I wear tighter boxer briefs they hold my balls higher up so sitting on them doesn't happen anymoreThe trade-off is now it feels like your balls are getting squeezed to death by your underwear.>>85295628dick, no balls, absolutelyMaybe your bf just has itty bitty baby balls
>>85295639How did you? >>85295643How did you? He doesn't have small ones.