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Can any compassionate anons on here please please please recommend any good resources on suicide methods? Please. I am seriously considering ending my own life and I need legitimate resources on how to best do it. Please please anyone who is knowledgable about any resources for quick and easy methods to exit game?
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>>85293932
>ticket to lebanon
>buy a gun
>travel south until you see israelis
>shoot IDF vermin until you're taken out
>proceed directly to Valhalla after your glorious death in battle
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>>85293932
Is it really that hard to figure out? Assuming you don't have a gun, the most effective method is jumping to your death, although jumping takes a lot of guts. Hanging is also effective as long as the cord/rope doesn't snap or the noose comes undone. Slitting your wrists and prescription medication overdose are common methods but have a high rate of failure.

But anyway, why do you want to die, OP? Please don't kill yourself, your life has value. The bast majority of people who survive suicide attempts say they regret trying it.
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>>85293932
I wouldn't trust any piece of information from here.

A few years back, I remember searching about this and finding one or two organisations that gave good information on the subject. I imagine that you are one or two Google searches away from that information.
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>>85293980
>Assuming you don't have a gun
I don't :/
>the most effective method is jumping to your death, although jumping takes a lot of guts.
Exactly. Not sure if I could easily go through with that. Another problem too is that I don't live in an area with many high points anyway so it's difficult. If I'm going to jump I want to be extremely extremely high up to ensure death.
>Hanging is also effective as long as the cord/rope doesn't snap or the noose comes undone.
Too afraid I'll fuck this up.
>Slitting your wrists and prescription medication overdose are common methods but have a high rate of failure.
Once again, exactly. I don't want to feel much pain and I don't want to fail and just mess myself up for life.
>But anyway, why do you want to die, OP?
I've reached a point where I don't think I can improve anymore.
>The bast majority of people who survive suicide attempts say they regret trying it.
Well let's hope I don't survive.
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>>85293980
>most effective method is jumping to your death
A fate worse than death. Read all those stories of people who survive. Many report that their perception of time slows down a lot. Though it looks like seconds to us, they experience it for minutes to hours and dometimes days.
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>>85293932
Go to sanctioned suicide, a lot of people post methods on there and what not to do
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>>85293932
I get why people just wanna kill themselves but why dont you try just living a little first. empty your bank account and have some fun and then reconsider. seems like the most logical course of action
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>>85293932
my best ideas or something:
>OD'ing on fent
>getting assisted suicide in a country where its legal
>get into some 3rd world country and get a gun
>get a piloting license set autopilot to crash the plane and take a pill to fall asleep
>sleep pill + some sort of suffocation or gas poisoning so you wont feel it?
>provoke some nigger into killing you
but dont do that though if you share why you want to do it then someone might help you?
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OP here.
>>85294116
I have actually done that.
>>85294121
So I have thought about maybe going to Europe to do this. But desu.. sounds too much like a logistical nightmare. My current best idea is getting hit by a train. Plenty of train tracks where I live. So maybe that? Sucks for the people I gotta traumatize though :/
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>So I have thought about maybe going to Europe to do this.
Where are you now? if you're American just buy a gun and get 9mm hollowpoint ammo and aim for the brain stem
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>>85294175
It's not easy to get a gun in the state I live in.
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>>85294189
>It's not easy to get a gun in the state I live in.
Lmao if you're in the US just go to the hood, people sell unserialized firearms. You're not serious about this and just want attention, lame. Must be a roastie since men actually kill themselves and don't pussyfoot around
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>>85294197
Ok. Whatever. Thanks.
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>>85294210
KYS useless cunt
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>>85294212
You sound unethical.
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>>85294219
>You sound unethical
No one will miss you, whore. Pretending to be sad because Chad pumped and dumped you?
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>>85294224
Ok well I'm not a woman. But you sound like a truly vile human being without ethics.
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When the time comes i will do the helium exit bag or the small closed and taped off room 1-time-use-grill trick or i might get myself super drunk and just freeze to death in winter. Protip for the freezing to death thing, make sure you get the strongest alcohol and that you empty your bladder fully before you go out to die, the feeling of your piss freezing in your bladder they say feels awful. And idk what to do about your eyes but maybe wear a facemask just to not have them become hurting eyce cubes in your skull
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>>85294235
You sound and act like a woman. We all know you won't kill yourself, worthless piece of shit.
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>>85294241
Ok. Thanks for your input.
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>>85293932
I used to think about suicide a lot, but i realised that life has the fun meaning of pissing people off with my existence. Reading, getting a well enough payed job, going to the gym, and looksmaxxing a bit already sets you about a good chunk of normies and women, and thats enough to get them angry and bitter.
>t. Drove a bunch of women and zoomers into mental breakdowns without opening my mouth
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When are you planning on killing yourself exactly
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>>85294363
I do not have a specific time yet. I just need more of a plan to develop which I'm trying to pull together. Though I've had an idea for a while now.
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>>85294374
Doesn't sound like you'll do it then. Especially when anons have given good recs and you've ignored them or made some flimsy excuse. We can't save you
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>>85294385
Nobody has given good resources or tips. I also didn't ever say I am 100% on this, just that it is a serious option for the near future. If something changes I am open. But this is something which, if I am going to do, will do soon. Like I said I think, at least for the moment, suicide by train is my best option and I might take that route. But I want to see if anyone can find me resources with more desirable options and very easy methods anybody can do.
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>>85293932
Why do you want to kill yourself? What problems are you running into?
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>>85294424
The same ones I've always had and nothing ever changes. I also just got done going through a four year humiliation ritual that I do not think I can even detail on r9k due to how humiliating it has been for me. I don't think I see things changing. I want to take the steps to change them but don't know if I can. I just wasted four years of my life on something that has mentally broken me and financially destroyed me. I am a very different type of person too, probably neurodevelopmentally different, and it makes navigating ordinary life events extremely challenging for me. I'm just in too much pain and hopelessness and want to find relief.
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>>85294453
>thinks he's the only one that's gone to colllege with no job and in debt
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>>85294459
It has nothing to do with college. I'm a literal HS drop out with a GED. Instead I found myself in an abusive interpersonal relationship. I will not detail more than that because of how humiliating the actual circumstances of this interpersonal relationship were.
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>>85293932
Try a suicide bomb vest in a maternity ward
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>>85294031
That's why I'm planning on getting absolutely fucking plastered before I jump
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>>85293932
Suicide is for trannies and failed military leaders. Just live your life, you're going to die anyway.
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go to the ukraine war so you can die brutally blown up by a drone
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>>85293932
If you have the willpower to kill yourself, then you have more than enough willpower to live. If you have the ability to stop caring about life, you easily have the ability to stop caring about whatever it is that's making you want to die.
If nothing in life matters enough for you to keep going, then why are you in pain?
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>>85293932
I refuse to believe that someone can be dumb enough to not be able to figure this out on their own.
Furthermore, suggesting a method would be considered criminal in most states/countries around the world.

To add to that, truly suicidal people are already dead, anon. You are a breathing contradiction.
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>>85293932
stick head in front of oncoming train
easy and efficient, but it doesn't matter what method you choose, it won't be easy
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>>85294475
Why can't you just walk away from this relationship you found yourself in?



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