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Standing back and standing by ediiton x
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Bantus pounding heavy on his arse
Spaff he's got too much of it
Stinky brown cumfarts
From London to Carlisle
On his back they pile
They can gape his hole again.

Looking back his arse was beset
Welper can't escape and he cannot forget
Bantu's got his bum, they still turn him on
They can gape his hole again oh aye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V0xQkk9kbc
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>>85295911

NOT AS SERIOUS AS YOURS, I FEAR.

LET'S NOT STAND ON CEREMONY HERE, MR WAYNE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuWsOHIlbfE
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HHL DON'T MOVES
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so whatever happened to nubs
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sleep deprived
on them trmaadols
overall not a bad night
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>>85295926
Another banger, Welperlid.
>>85295929
Go away and stop pretending to be are Sean.
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return of the welper
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HHL is the final boss
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>>85295926
Bantu scuds heading for your arse x
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>>85295926
Based HHL embracing his true self
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Helper and Shippy in a cage match to the death
who you got?
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Bantus making bums prolapse just by breathing on them
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>>85295932

Jurassic Park clips coming up next x
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>>85295949
Very different weight classes. Shippy is a big lad. HHL is a twig.
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>>85295949
50 quid on Shippy
but i take it from you for the violent thoughts about my friend
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>>85295949
Depends, reckon shippy is decent a at a bit of ground and pound
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tilde? now thats a name i've not heard in a while
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AHH YES I WAS WONDERING WHAT WOULD BREAK FIRST X
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HHL getting his frail hip broken by an overweight black woman bouncing up and down on his 4 incher
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Once again Helper proves what a nappy shitting mong he is. As it should be. x
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not sure whether i can trust this milk tbhaiche
best before end 11 August BUT i just had it in the fridge switched off all day the other day when i was defrosting the freezer
everything in there got a bit warm until i switched it back on.

smells fine. but that's what it wants me to think??
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Prolapses
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On that WKD vibe nows x

It pina colada Salou style x
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>>85295983
Hope you're having lots of sex with your new GF de lid.
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Your hands look plenty filthy to me commissioner
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>>85295983
>On that WKD vibe nows
carfull lad you have a habit of making death threats arfter a drink or two
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>>85295983
another one of my dumb images has made it into the Helper Collection
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>>85295988

Nope. I'm still a virgin sadly, me and ADHD lass are just staying mates x
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>>85295985
Ha ha smellymong
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>>85295981
*be's confused, but then remembers he's the weirdo as most people don't have a separate fridge and freezer*
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Reports of fireworks going off at Flamingo Land as the news of Helper's return spreads across the nation.
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>Reports of fireworks going off at Flamingo Land as the news of Helper's return spreads across the nation.
*filters the trip*
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Bit of Ariana x

Love White girl music me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2bJQI71C24
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You can't filter greatness x
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based fucking helper we are so fucking BACK, long life the UK CHAIRMAN
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>>85296014
Is there spamming going on?
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we are on the same freakuency x
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reckon i might die soon, can feel it coming on strong now
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Might have to order a new jam from amazon i've run out now
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I feel bad for people who didn't see Disclosure Day at the cinema. It was one of the profound films I've ever seen. It made me cry and not many films do that. I can't wait until the news scene drops on YouTube.
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>>85296029
oh my goodness look at the size of that hitbox
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>>85296026
>>85296028

How it should be thoughs x
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>>85296034
It has an awful rating on imdb though
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>>85296029
Before next year's pokefest? Are you insane?, bet you haven't even sorted through your collection yet.
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>>85296032
what is your jam of choice?

>>85296034
haven't seen it
heard good things

Steven Spielberg more like AliEN Spielberg
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Gaped just legal male arse
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we will all go to PokeFest
we will fest like it's 1999
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I sense a lot of homosexuality here today
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tiny mong crying next to his handler in the cinema
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>>85296054
In your room? Bit gay desu.
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I miss having no responsibilities desu desu wa. Membah those days you could just wake up, play vidya all day and have no guilt of procrastinating things whatsoever. It was lush.

>>85296034
I'm not sure I would go that far but I thought it was good too. Quite spooky the part at the end with the montage. Corrr.
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Hungry af rn desu senpai need some food in me ASAP
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sunday cumday
what we wanking to this fine afternoon lads, anything exciting or original?
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>>85296072
Gaped Male Arse, probably
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>>85296072
AI generated nudes of sean's mother
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>>85296050

Watch it lid. Spielberg knows the score x
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I know I get trolled a lot here some may call it cyberbullying but I also accept being a tripfag has invited this kind of negative attention. It is what is x
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https://youtu.be/XdofmoYcJNE
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>>85296083
dont blame yourself for other peoples anger
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>>85296083
some might say you are a bit of a marmite character
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>>85296083
are you now backs here full time? or this today just one off?
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Business idea: Britfeel radio but with HHL instead of poley
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>>85296096

True. I don't get why people just want to be so nasty and mean all the time. What a waste of life.

>>85296102

I'm think I'm back nows x
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Necking this WKD nows

It actually lush x
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HHL should visit a speech therapist
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/britfeel/ is whole again!
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>>85296114
you appear to have fallen over, friend
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Welpers Bottom entering Prolapsingtonshire via Shippington
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>>85296120
Good choon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V0xQkk9kbc
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Porking Welpers boypussy with BN and Shippy
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Yeah I got that S26 ultra nows x

It lush for YouTube. It even runs Fortnite quite smoothly x
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return of the spack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZAEDSLTBEs

imagine if do this in exam
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>>85296150
How much a month for that baby de lid?
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Gapes
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>>85296125
ohhh aye

>>85296150
fancy bit of kit, that
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Blatantly obvious
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>>85296159

I pay about 65 squid per a month but that includes unlimited data and calls/texts ect x
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hhl in his seaside mark counting items stage of life

grim x
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>>85296174
Jesus, lad. That's a lot, hope you make use of all the advanced features of the phone.
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olivia new album is v good

why wont the chipset driver update dr lad.
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Knocking back this WKD nows x

Fuck /brit/ I stay here x
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HHL on all fours barking like a dog
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>>85296174
>65 squid per a month

bloomin heck
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Wait did he get bullied in brit? ahahahahahahahahah
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>>85296205
In the UK disabled people get more than minimum wage losers like Shippy
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>>85296203
just remember: when the trollers pipe up, pay them no mind x
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>>85296210
Goes without saying, really, doesn't it.
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lmao laughed off brit
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day drinking on a sunday
no family want him round
no partner
no job
laughing stock amongst his peers
almost 40
goose neck

Kinell x
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Fuck ADHD lass she had her chance x

Sticking to my ASMR Goddesses now x
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Daniel Kinahan kind of looks like Donald Trump Jr.
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what cunt mentioned the fucking triangle shite?

You know it sends that mong into fucking over drive kek
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ASMR girls will be celebrating me and ADHD lass not getting together. They want me to stay simpified and virgin for life x
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>>85296214
still no sense paying more than you have to. just gutted mine crept up to over a tenner (mind you, it's also gone up to unlimited calls/text/data).

SIM-only contract WOULD have paid for itself in less than a year if i didn't lose phone #1 in a gay club, then accidentally threw phone #2 out a top-storey window (picrel) ;__;
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>>85296241
You are not a virgin lad you have had your bussy virginity taken x
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>>85296247
Where did you find this picture?
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it really looks like him, makes you wonder
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>>85296252
Googling name + gaped arse, hope it helps x
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Corr, it would be a cool thing to own, methinks.
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Low frequency twolls don't faze me x
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dunno what this is but i'm posting it
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>>85296247
Looks breedable that batty
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The old Helper is officially back x

Fuck the lot x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuyFhOIA-bE
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>>85296268
It's best to not even mention them lad. Post like they aren't here or filter them x
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HHL = Higher vibrHational Levels
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>>85296268
What about Kelly knocking on your door wanting to discuss the rules of your tenanc agreement?
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HHL = huge hole lad
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Welpers Bottom entering Bantuington
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>>85296289
Pathetic how invested in his life you are big man
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HelperLad in Keel Square, Sunderland.

Circa 2030

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHi_8FGMObQ
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BHG = Big Hole Gang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z2860xeDQ8
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>>85296247
This one is better me finks
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>>85296307
hahahaahahah oh bloody aye
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Gaped hole lid let me cum
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You get what you fucking deserve x
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You keep posting his doxx and you do nothing little man lmao
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I've nothing left to lose

You can't hurt me anymore x
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>>85296325
I dont have to do anything the shame is enough as evident here x
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Everybody is awful these days

It's enough to make anyone crazy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbliHNs4q14
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>>85296329
Keep coping and seething you cretin
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Gaped male holes
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>>85296337
>as evident here x
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The return of the dolly
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Have you seen what it's like out there, britfeel?

Nobody is civil anymore. Do you think men like Andy Burnham ever think what it's like to be someone like me? To be somebody but themselves? They don't x
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>>85296325
NTA but ill do something x
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>>85296354
Youll do fuk all bigman
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>>85296351
>Do you think men like Andy Burnham ever think what it's like to be someone like me?
Why would/should they?
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If I was dying in the fucking gutter you would walk right over me x
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>>85296347
You seething and coping, yes, we know, we can see it big man
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>>85296368
Are you still not bothered lad? x
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Prolapsed innards being used as a lead
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>>85296354
>NTA but ill do something x
you wont
soft as shite all talk and no action
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One piccy and it's started oh aye x
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>>85296376
No lass, are you going to keep telling yourself I'm upset you retard, go one say it again to make yourself feel like less of a loser
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The triangle bros don't want us to fight x
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>the long necked dosser has been drinking shandy bass again and pretending to be the joker
>sitting in a care home
>on a sunday afternoon


The grim is off the charts here lids
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wonder what happened to that Preuss guy
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>>85296380
And everyone is HIM? Rent free, same as ever, you moronic little man
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>>85296366
Wrong, id piss on you
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>>85296381
You really seem bothered by it all x
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>>85296389
>IT HIM

hahahah you're not supposed to show your cards this early lad pipe down x
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>>85296393
You're a terrified little man child lad why act hard on the internet
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>>85296399
Yeah I'm fuming and laughing at you, you gutless little worm of a man
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I DON'T CARES, I LOVE IT X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxxajLWwzqY
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stop working yourselves up, you lot
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>>85296400
Oh you're playing one of your special 4chan games that only you know the rules to and only you play, spastic, grow up
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>>85296408
You seem really bothered by it all you might need to calm down a bit x
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Blown out boy pussi
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>>85296418
You said it not me lad ha ha x
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All those posts about Sean, all those homosexual thoughts you come up with and posted to bully him out of the thread.
LMFAO YOU LOST BIG MAN
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>>85296414
if you don't care go back to brit lol
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>Oh you're playing one of your special 4chan games
hahahahahaha
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>>85296419
I am lad. I'm really bothered. Now what tripe are you going to post e-hero lmao
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>>85296435
Thanks for admitting you need help x
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>>85296422
That you make up special rules to a game you play in threads, you're like a 5 year old, son. Do you still hide behind your curtains and mummy pretends to look for you?
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>>85296439
Do you often think about 5 year olds playing games with you? x
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>>85296437
Yeah I need help big man. And?
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Scranning gaped male arse
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>>85296446
You might want to calm down then x
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>>85296443
Why is your mind going there big online anonymous man?
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>>85296452
You mentioned it not me :(

>>85296439
>a 5 year old
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>>85296449
Ok I've calmed down now big man. Now what?
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>>85296456
Nonce behavior init
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>>85296457
Now you can pipe down like a good boy x
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nothing wrong with making your own fun if you lack friends IMO.
>>>/tg/solo
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>>85296456
What is it about mention children triggers you?
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i wish r9k was a blue board
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>>85296463
Nothing, I don't have kids on the mind, but you did in that moment x
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>>85296461
Make me pipe down you little shit house x
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>>85296468
Nah I am enjoy this rambling outburst, you do it when it is time x
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>>85296467
I likened your behaviour online to that of a 5 year olds behaviour, problem?
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>>85296471
You must spend a lot of time around 5 year olds x
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>>85296470
What are you enjoying about it other than wasting the abundance of time you have you dull little man?
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I'M ONLY GONNA BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK YOUR HEART

I'M ONLY GONNA BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK YOUR HEART

I'M ONLY GONNA BREAK BREAK BREAK YOUR HEART

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFG6AoEScVE
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Seeping bottoms
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>>85296474
Your rambling outbursts x
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>>85296473
Does that thought excite you?
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I'M NOT EASY TO PLEASE X
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>>85296479
Do you perceive me taking the piss out of you and walking all over you ITT as an outburst?
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>>85296480
Not really, it worries me x
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weird, this
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i keep copping L's
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>>85296484
Maybe that is how it sits in your mind, not for me though x
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>>85296485
What is it that you're worried about lad, let's hear what really on your mind?
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Welpers Bottom entering Shartington
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>>85296496
You thinking about 5 year old kids on a Sunday afternoon x
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Anyone here ever been to Bhutan? Applying for a job there atm. Looks interesting.
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>>85296492
You don't have much of a mind to be honest lad that's how I beat you with ease.
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Dreaming of Chongking, Chona.
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>>85296500
What game are we playing? x
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>>85296499
most of the mongs here have never left their shitty little council estate box room. let alone fucking bhutan.
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>>85296498
>You thinking about 5 year old kids on a Sunday afternoon x
And?
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>>85296464
psssssst
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>>85296508
It's a bit weird init, having specifically 5 year old kids on the mind, glad I never have that problem x
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>>85296506
Me making a fool of you.
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>>85296515
Never heard of that game, is it single player only? x
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>>85296513
What problem have I got lad, what was I thinking?
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2 angry faggots (and whatever the filtered are up to) having a melty on a sunday. What a life they live.
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>>85296521
Sorry, I don't have the ability to read minds x
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>>85296519
No, it's 2 player and you're losing.
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Watched the Ricky gervais Netflix thing Alley Cats today. Fucking hell reminds me of Britfeel. The laziness. The pure stupidly. The callous cruelty. The ugliness and defeatist disinterest in anything else beyond what they already know.

The show was funny the first couple of episodes but it gets old and crass. Quite boring eventually. One thing he does get is the British low class mentality which you can fucking see on britfeel
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>>85296527
Sorry never heard of it, you'll have to keep playing it by yourself x
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Could have been funny this.
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>>85296529
>the show was funny
mong spotted
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Bred the gf thight brown pussy for ovah an hour just now

Bit noisy heh

X
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GOT BIG BIG ENERGY

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8GpG8C0YzA
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>85296527
>Oh you're playing one of your special 4chan games
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>>85296524
And you don't have banter or a functioning adult mind all you have, your best tactic is
>Implying
Cretinous little man
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Gawping at twinks bums
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>>85295926
Can't stop laughing at these ludicrous songs.
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m&m is a trans girl??? haha just kidding. He looks fabulous though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgCiwPwNpck
>Metacritic Got Ocarina of Time's Score Wrong
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>>85296540
>thight
There is a hole it's meant to go in, or were you practicing wrasslin moves?
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>>85296531
You can drop out of the game if you feel like you've lost, little man. And you have lost.
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rattling through captchas to 'own' someone he's never met on anonymous message board
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>>85296545
Sorry, it wasn't me that brought up 5 year olds x
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>>85296553
I can't remember playing unfortunately, you might have better luck with someone else though x
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what does Ricky Gervais' Alley Cats have to offer over Fritz the Cat?
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>>85296555
Or he's paid to do it with a 4chan pass.
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>>85296556
Yes I brought up the mentality of a 5 year old. And, are you going anywhere with this, big man?
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>>85296566
Thanks for admitting to it that's the first step x
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>>85296542
You're a funny guy, HHL. Britfeel trult wouldn't be the same without you.
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>>85296559
You lost, little man. See you next time for another thrashing?
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>>85296571
What special game are we playing again?x
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Twinky Winky
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>>85296568
>Thanks for admitting to it that's the first step x
First step to what big man?
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>bodger the badger
lmao what a mong
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>>85296578
Recovery from your problem x
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Finishing off that WKD nows x
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All the post about anal, prolapse etc has stopped while he tries to pwn me. With his dire implying posts. Mad that.
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lotta vague posting going on rn
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It's nice to have HHL back. Those /brit/ lads don't appreciate our chairman x
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>>85296584
What problem have I got, big man?
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>>85296595
Thinking about 5 year olds as you said x
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>>85296588
>>85296575
>>85296546
>>85296497
>>85296478
>>85296447
>>85296420
>>85296377
Whoops, please try again, please
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Shan't be having my gape posting slandered by two arguemongs
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>>85296599
And how is that a problem, big man?
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>>85296594

It's nice to be back lid x
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>>85296609
>Thinking about 5 year olds
>how is that a problem
You are still early on the road to recovery, you will be able to answer this in time x
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>>85296614
What am I recovering from, big man.
>Implying
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https://youtu.be/JFh_xNsx2u0
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>>85296624
Having children on the mind x
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>>85296614
Reckon it's lollers, me
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How do we get rid of HHL (again)?
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>>85296631
I said you have the mentality of a 5 year old. And?
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I go swimming tomorrows x

It keep me fit x
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>>85296639
get the big dogs from brit in
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>>85296642
You keep going in circles, you will be able to answer this yourself in time x
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>>85296639
He never left he just didn't post with his trip on out of fear
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Welper drops his stained bathing shorts and nappy exposing his black hole batty. He inhales heavily and grunts. With a hideous 'WURRRRRSLUHUHLURRRPP' his arsehole puckers then begins to suck in every sub-Saharan African in sight willy first.
He's broken free of the cum nest. His hunger for willies insatiable. Local law enforcement are deployed but fail.
>FUAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKKKKKKK
His yell echoes off the brick buildings of Sunderland. Still, his batty crease is not given succour.
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am drunk
is lovely
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>>85296645
good on you lad
got to look after yourself while you're young x
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>>85296667
What are you drinking de lid?
It's Sunday.
Any good snacks lined up?
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Cheeky offer on eBay three quid less than what the seller is asking? Well why not? Been on my watchlist for ages so clearly not selling.
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HOLLA HOLLA WE DEM BOYZ

WE MAKING NOISE X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6K7waag5Q
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>>85296660
Outrun the bantu hoardes
Claim the golden nappy
Become a concubine
All is possible in the Bantu Bad Boys
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>>85296656
Have you got anything other than
>Implying
You lame minded man child?
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>>85296683
You mentioned it, not me x
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no mr bond, i expect you to die
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>>85296688
>You mentioned it, not me x
And, what of it?
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>>85296696
You keep asking the same questions which only you can answer x
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Gape Gaperton
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I'm going to bully you on /brit/ too, big man
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got a chubby face me
found a photo of me as a teenager all scrawny, been that scrawny since, face remains bottom-heavy

don't believe people who say you can 'reverse' weight gain it's just to trick/encourage you the same way as 'you're still fun even without booze'
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tiny mong in water
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NIGGAS IFFY UH

SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNGGG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAs9HZC9c7Y
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>>85296669
famous grouse wishkey, i might have a salad later cba with a stodgy meal in this heat. what are you up to today?
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*waves a feces covererd penis in your face*
I'm gay, as if that matters incels.
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I don't understand why he won't get a bag in. Probably doesn't know how to get one anymore. Sad. How the mighty have fallen.
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>>85296707
whoa there cool it with the racism
it is NOT clever or hardcore or funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGVF_4QeWLM
^ you might like this tho, seems like your cup of tea
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Smega filled gapes
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>>85296720
>Probably doesn't know how to get one anymore. Sad. How the mighty have fallen.
Little mong boy mentality
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How many gays have condemned Varley?
None?
It's none, isn't it?
Just like "moderate" Muslims claim the extreme doesn't represent them, never going to see them speak out against it are you?
Gays see Varley as one of their lot. They're loyal to him. Wow.
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He living the good life. x
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>>85296736
Is that a bantuboy?
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>>85296736
>>85296738
Are you SCREAMING, chuckle fuck nut?
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The next gay cope would be something like
>Oh, just because he's gay, I have to say something?
Yes, actually.
>We're not all the same you know!
Clearly are. Varleyites.
They think condemning Varley would be like condemning gay. Or being "homophobic". Seriously sick.
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Widening a twinks bum with shippys erect chode
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Our favourite lolcow is back. Christmas come early x
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>>85296749
Laughing but I wouldn't say screaming I leave that to the howler monkey for it's mating call
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Iconic x

2018 vibes x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxQTY-W6GIo
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Imagine seeing Varley as your lot.
Can't say anything against him, after all he's one of your lot.
Kin hell.
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>The Legend of Zelda: Mirror of Worlds
>Hack of The Legend of Zelda

>every byte of available space has been harnessed through ASM to create an entirely new gameplay system, the "Mirror of Worlds" mechanic. The data once used for the Recorder (Flute) has been completely hijacked to trigger new in-game behaviors and transformations, acting as a mysterious (SPOILERS)!
>While Mirror of Worlds features an overworld that matches the size of the original game, this adventure is a very dungeon-centric, Metroidvania, and Zelda Formula-style journey. You'll explore, uncover secrets, and search for clues leading to the next dungeon, each designed with a deliberate item progression.

sounds potential, this.
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>>85296763
>Our favourite lolcow is back.
You never left lad.
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>>85296757
pakistani transgender sex offenders are not twinks
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>>85296763
It's lush and it is on tap x
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Putting my finger in a pre gaped post lubing bum hole
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X3hDrlc5I4
>The Wombats - Moving To New York

inb4 Inbetweeners sentences
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I'm not an lolcow.

I'm just an autistic lad looking for frens in a cruel world x
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A supernova originating from Welpers Bottom reeling in every adult willy for a bum
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>>85296796
Alri lolcow
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Britfeel twolls give off Jamie Varley vibes.

You aren't snuffing me out. I'll fight back x
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>>85296796
>I'm not an lolcow.
>I'm just an autistic lad looking for frens in a cruel world x
what about a boyfriend free girl?
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>>85296713
Coorrr you drinking it straight or with some mixers de lid? A salad sounds good. Need some prawns, chicken or other bits to make it shine!
Me? I'm cooking a Lidl lasagne from their fancy range, reduced to 1.70 so that was lush. Playing some Supreme Commander 1 with the LOUD mod and looking after my lodger de lid and observing this thread. Love a bit of /britfeel/ me.
What you up to whilst having a wee drink de lid? Bit too hot here down in Anglia. Haven't seen rain in almost 3 months now.
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>GB News hit with over 2,000 Ofcom complaints after guests' anti-LGBTQ+ comments
The headline of the ONE article about Varley on Pink News. And its about how they're upset over "homophobia" towards Varley on another news platform.
That's it. That's their whole coverage.
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>>85296796
Nobody wants to be friends with a guy like you.
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>>85296796
i'd be your friend if i was a better person and not difficult
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His life revolves around 4chan but it's Sean that's the lolcow. LMAO, no big man, no.
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Why does lolcow set people off? Weird.
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You missed your chance to snuff me out as a toddler Preston Davey style so now you have to deal with me an adult. Try and snuff me out now x
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He's giving dicks a lick
His Bantu got a chode.
He's known for his hose.
His meats big and it grows.
Helper don't know nuffin about vagine
Only bros, forty something willy rubs
Or so then he blows.

He in his spine and he's been working on his form.
He needs new Pampers now
Cos these ones are all torn.
He's in the care home from the couch to the floor
He's getting piped, he thrusts
And busts on all on his pores

Woah-oh-oh
He can't keep his batty closed.
Woah-oh-oh
He really can't keep his batty closed.

With his teeth on his meat
Giving head till it stings.
What's dark brown and a ring?
It's never condoms that he brings.
He believes that Bantu meat is off the charts
And all that bending over's gonna make him fart

Woah-oh-oh
He can't keep his batty closed.
Woah-oh-oh
He really can't keep his batty closed.

He's gay with Bantus always looking for a bone.
He eats them out, he gives them head, he sucks their toes
He's taking rod, they're in his buns, they're gonna blow.
Their meat is hard, foreskin is peeled, bumps like a toad.

oh aye-aye-aye
He can't keep his batty closed.
Woah-oh-oh
He really can't keep his batty closed.

https://youtu.be/At8v_Yc044Y
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Gays see Varley as one of their own.
Their reaction is to ignore, to cover up, if confronted to be defensive and evasive.
They are only concerned about making sure other fudge packing "parents" are allowed to get on with it.
Sick sick sick.
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>>85296826
Why does Sean set you off?
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>>85296839
Never mentioned him?
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>>85296831
You're finished here de lid. Darth Seether has won through deception. You can crawl and mew on /brit/ but you'll always be an outsider to them. Swallow your defeat de lid.
You betrayed us.
Your Bantu bollocking has been well deserved and observed.
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>>85009542
>The truly sick thing is that if OoT had a metacritic of 87 his opinion would be totally different.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgCiwPwNpck

i'd like you to know that my opinion of Ocarina of Time has not changed.
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>>85296835
am in the fick of it x
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>>85296826
If we were on a board with IDss (not flags) we'd know. The majority of posters want this to be a spam and gimmick general.
He'll now have a melty about IDs.
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>INvader
>INsidious
>INseether
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>>85296849
I wouldn't mind moving to /bant/ but that's taboo talk :P
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Voluptuous boy pussy
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grown men playing childish name calling and popularity contests on an anonymous imageboard
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cestuous Darths
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seans cv is blank x
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>>85296854
t. willy-head
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I am bringing this entire world down with me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
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>>85296854
And you're here to read, comment and process it all. You can't walk away; can you?
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Sucking on twink nipples as I bum them missionary style
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>>85296866
why did that post upset you so much?
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Would have been hundreds of normal families waiting to adopt but nah.
Has to be two gay beasts.
Our progressive values say two gay beasts is the optimal choice because it just is ok.
Well, a gay beast can do everything a mother (female) (woman) can do can't he?
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>>85296871
You avoided the question. You can't walk away, can you? You don't like it here. You know where the door is.
A but batty bothered is it?
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i think i could physically carry out the tasks a mother could
(besides the ones that require specifically-female body parts)
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>>85296835
Get on that waraoke? Is it time yet?
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Twinky Winky nobbing Dipsy
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>>85296884
>A but batty bothered is it?
typing through tears, you can't even see what you're typing
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>>85296872
There was a straight couple that wanted to adopt Preston as well who were in contact with the foster carers, but of course the agency chose to send him to a pair of fudge packers.
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>>85296864
the bantu boys have got you on strings and it is fucking lush xx
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>>85296840
No need when he lives in your head x
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>>85296899
NTA but you avoided the question, again, interesting.
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packers n spackers
united against trollers x
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>>85296910
>NTA
if you say so
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They call me a loser. Maybe I am x

But at least I stood for what was right x
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Almost 33 and spending all Sunday drinking in his care home.

What a life
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>>85296899
Oh no a typo.
You're unable to answer the question. You're done little lid.
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Big man back to his gay and anal posting after being embarrassed by his lacklustre performance
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On a serious note though it is hard to even imagine how a baby would process this. Poor thing must have been in unbelievable pain.
>At the time of Preston's death he was found to have sustained around 40 traumatic injuries over the course of the time he had been in their care.
>Injuries that included at least 30 external bruises, internal bruising to his mouth and throat, internal bruising to his anus, his bowel and bladder, lacerations to his anus and rectum, and features that were indicative of a perforated bowel. He had a healing fracture to his left upper arm that was non-accidental
>The court was told that, on Sunday July 23, "when both defendants were at home, Mr Varley had taken an image of Preston's anus that he had retained on his phone... it was reddened and inflamed and this was a memento from an earlier sexual assault by Varley," the prosecutor said
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He's winning his imaginary games again lmao
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>>85296886
A man can never replace a mother. No child wants to be raised by two gay beasts.
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HHL show us your CV lad
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Berserking Bantus Bearing Bugling Belldends Blowing Batty Bottoms bequeathing black hole bums x
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Brolapse
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me? i tough type. not one of these casuals who needs to look at the keys x
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Is that little lad fuming off trip again? Like old times?
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>>85296930
And he's the only mongtestant.
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"Two dads". My mummy is a guy that does sodomy! Sick joke.
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>>85296938
oh but not you though right lad, you'd never do that. its only others who would
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>>85296926
Could have done without reading that to be honest.
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Ngl I feel like the regime is already collapsing x

It overs x
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>>85296947
yet you won the 'replied to yourself award'
odd
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My mummy is a guy who does sex in his arse with other guys and by the way hes not even really related to me. Well he can still be a mummy can't he?
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>>85296957
you havent thought or said or done anything new or different since you first necked a wkd at 15 you utter mong. I reckon a rat has more intellectual capacity than you.
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>>85296957
don't give in, lad
don't let evil win
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*enters britfeel*

I'M FUCKING BACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_4PCrroZd0
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>>85296953
Correct I've never used a tripcode
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Brolapsed Bussy
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The chairman era is fucking back x
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>>85296962
bit weird thinking about gay sex so much lad ngl
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I'd rather have Poley back than Helper.
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My mummy is this bloke called Gary who sometimes goes out with daddy (male also) to a gay club where they put on gimp suits and a circle or lads stands around them pissing on them that's my mum (bloke). Well it's just the same as any other mum isn't it he can still drive me places and make me dinner what's the difference?
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>>85296974
Loyalists assemble! x
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But you hate me x
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>>85296831
>Try and snuff me out now
I'll come to your place tomorrow 1 PM
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I'd rather have Ship Shippy back posting pictures outside disabled bogs
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if only we could get crossyfren back too
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They never should have said being gay wasn't a mental illness.
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>>85296981
prefer nubs myself, class bird and some proper luvely chebs to boot n'all
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>>85296986
You could try but he's been evicted by Kelly
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>>85296997
Is he back living with his mother? Grim if true.
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a rat, you say

(luv rats me if i was a superhero (and who's to say i'm not?) i'd be 'Rat Man')
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>>85296985
I loved Tilde more and this is what she would have wanted x
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laughed off brit so he came crawling back to britfeel who don't mind being his second choice because they're so attention starved
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Welly Wegging Welper
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>>85297001
Mate you claiming you invented the -rat thing the other day was the biggest rat move in a while. Lads said footrat before we ever knew you. Proper random little lie you attempted there.
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>>85297000
Nothing wrong with being 32 and living with your mum. It wholesome.
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Helper is the kid in school that the teacher tells you to be nicer to.
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>>85297000
He's moved into a tent behind the thorndale tandoor
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>>85297011
i wrote it down on a sheet of paper, dated + PGP-signed, and placed in a wax-sealed envelope.

but i lost it.
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Welly wegging Welper while Wantus watch
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So this is it? The HHL era is back? Nobody is gonna anthing to stop it? I'm out.
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>>85297028
im going back to the ethnat site desu
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>>85297026
Exactly. You're not even the first rat. There's been many rats you just become a variant of rat. Not THE rat.
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>>85297028
it's only right thatwe let things run their natural course Prime Directive style
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Fuck ADHD lass x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0YuEPJeGSI
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>>85296932
I've had 7 jobs in my 11 years of working, my CV is a mess. I don't list them all they've told me that's no good when applying for jobs.
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Helper does not have autism. I simply refuse to believe it.
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>>85297042
don't say anything you'll regret lad

play it forward
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>>85297038
sad little mong going into his precious little archives
>>
https://youtu.be/wAeDVL-SBbU

look at these sweaty guys intensely staring at each, saucy that
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>>85297012
Not sure thats how his mother feels
>>85297044
Anybody who has watched the marmiteman4 videos knows he has a learning disability
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>>85297042
Time to man up and sprog up with adhd lass x
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Friendly reminder that his mother gets a carer allowence
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He knows what to search for on the archives, because it is his own gimmick. Every time.
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>>85297053
why does the archive trigger you so much little lad? something you'd rather forget in there?
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>Part time job
>Gf on tap
>Holidays
>Mates
HHL won.
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>>85297061
>his mother gets a carer allowence
Not anymore LMAO
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>>85297072
>LMAO
Not that funny really is it. Nobody even knows what you mean. Calm down. Sucks for you to be an incel while HHL lays pipe.
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The only pipe HHL lays is in his arse.
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every opinion i have of each animal is recorded on the internet
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>>85297081
>Not that funny really is it
Incredibly funny actually
>>
Bantu
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oh I see hhl just does everything for attention online
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>Part time job
Has his UC been stoppped?
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>>85297098
You can work up to 16 hours a week I think



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