A brown girl bumped into me when I was getting on the train and I felt her boob press into my hand for a second, does this count as second base?
>>85309668Sure why not, you're a Chad now.
>>85309668Yes, you're no longer an incel and have lost all access to wizard powers in the future.
>>85309668jbw proven for the trillionth time even if brown girls aren't into you god will literally just force their breasts onto you if you're white
>>85309668how can I achieve this? Why does this never happen to me?
>>85309668Hand over the spellbook, son. Just keep your wand holstered, this doesn't have to be violent.