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Welperlads boy pussy getting bummed

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He's giving dicks a lick
His Bantu got a chode.
He's known for his hose.
His meats big and it grows.
Helper don't know nuffin about vagine
Only bros, forty something willy rubs
Or so then he blows.

He's in his spine and he's been working on his form.
He needs new Pampers now
Cos these ones are all torn.
He's in the care home from the couch to the floor
He's getting piped, he thrusts
And busts on all on his pores

Woah-oh-oh
He can't keep his batty closed.
Woah-oh-oh
He really can't keep his batty closed.

With his teeth on his meat
Giving head till it stings.
What's dark brown and a ring?
It's never condoms that he brings.
He believes that Bantu meat is off the charts
And all that bending over's gonna make him fart

Woah-oh-oh
He can't keep his batty closed.
Woah-oh-oh
He really can't keep his batty closed.

He's gay with Bantus always looking for a bone.
He eats them out, he gives them head, he sucks their toes
He's taking rod, they're in his buns, they're gonna blow.
Their meat is hard, foreskin is peeled, bumps like a toad.

oh aye-aye-aye
He can't keep his batty closed.
Woah-oh-oh
He really can't keep his batty closed.

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funny rash

sick as a chip, me. one or two too many tramadols.

it'll pass (in more ways than one)

>>85311302
another tramadol could help, afterall it is a medicine, no?

im a girl from usa but i like scrolling here because i never understand a single thing u guys say, but it makes me smile. love u guys thanks

>>85311368
>im a girl from usa
Proof?

>>85311362
it WOULD take the pain away
but you can have too much of a good thing, can't you? it's called 'hyperinflation'

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>>85311368
GET
OUT
MONG

Don't mean to make you lads jelly, but in 5 hours I will have a segzy lady at my house. Corr n phwoar. Probably take her up to the bedroom within minutes of her arriving. These house inspections don't last long.
Might microdose again, rizz her up and spaff up her shitter. Also might not. The day is young.

cheeky yank bint pirating our words.

>>85311376
>but you can have too much of a good thing
Then it wouldn't be a good thing. Meds like tramadol are MHRA approved. They wouldn't approve something bad.

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>>85311382
>These house inspections don't last long.

o u.

>>85311390
yeah, well, cocaine was once medicine.
they once said margarine was the good one, and butter was the bad one.

at this point, you might as well flip a coin instead of consulting ''''scientists''''.

>>85311372
I cant post tits if thats what youre going for, but i just wanted to say hello to u guys.
>>85311377
this made me giggle
>>85311382
>>85311384
and these to just felt too good to be true. absolute bangers. all love here from me