Terry Bakes edition
fanny rash
funny edish
Welperlads boy pussy getting bummed
He's giving dicks a lickHis Bantu got a chode.He's known for his hose.His meats big and it grows.Helper don't know nuffin about vagineOnly bros, forty something willy rubsOr so then he blows.He's in his spine and he's been working on his form.He needs new Pampers nowCos these ones are all torn.He's in the care home from the couch to the floorHe's getting piped, he thrustsAnd busts on all on his poresWoah-oh-ohHe can't keep his batty closed.Woah-oh-ohHe really can't keep his batty closed.With his teeth on his meatGiving head till it stings.What's dark brown and a ring?It's never condoms that he brings.He believes that Bantu meat is off the chartsAnd all that bending over's gonna make him fartWoah-oh-ohHe can't keep his batty closed.Woah-oh-ohHe really can't keep his batty closed.He's gay with Bantus always looking for a bone.He eats them out, he gives them head, he sucks their toesHe's taking rod, they're in his buns, they're gonna blow.Their meat is hard, foreskin is peeled, bumps like a toad.oh aye-aye-ayeHe can't keep his batty closed.Woah-oh-ohHe really can't keep his batty closed.https://youtu.be/At8v_Yc044Y
funny rash
sick as a chip, me. one or two too many tramadols.it'll pass (in more ways than one)
>>85311302another tramadol could help, afterall it is a medicine, no?
im a girl from usa but i like scrolling here because i never understand a single thing u guys say, but it makes me smile. love u guys thanks
>>85311368>im a girl from usaProof?
>>85311362it WOULD take the pain awaybut you can have too much of a good thing, can't you? it's called 'hyperinflation'
>>85311368GETOUTMONG
Don't mean to make you lads jelly, but in 5 hours I will have a segzy lady at my house. Corr n phwoar. Probably take her up to the bedroom within minutes of her arriving. These house inspections don't last long.Might microdose again, rizz her up and spaff up her shitter. Also might not. The day is young.
cheeky yank bint pirating our words.
>>85311376>but you can have too much of a good thingThen it wouldn't be a good thing. Meds like tramadol are MHRA approved. They wouldn't approve something bad.
>>85311382>These house inspections don't last long.o u.
>>85311390yeah, well, cocaine was once medicine.they once said margarine was the good one, and butter was the bad one.at this point, you might as well flip a coin instead of consulting ''''scientists''''.
>>85311372I cant post tits if thats what youre going for, but i just wanted to say hello to u guys.>>85311377this made me giggle>>85311382>>85311384and these to just felt too good to be true. absolute bangers. all love here from me
is this a rerun of the yanklass gimmick? dire stuff
>>85311422>I cant post tits if thats what youre going for, but i just wanted to say hello to u guys.post a photo of 'candy' and/or chocolate next to today's date in your (female) handwriting.
>>85311399And before that I'll be in a room with 1 or even 2 females, and they'll be concentrating on me and what I need. Not sure how long that appointment with the MS nurse will take.And after that I will be in a building surrounded by women looking to serve me. Need to swap a pair of glasses at specsavers.
pretty mental how half the world thinks of Britain as Harry Potter and Love Actually and thatthese cardigan-wearing tourists wouldn't last a DAY on the mean streets of Sunderland
If only her asmr career kicked off. She wouldn't have to endure being a wagie. At least she is doing a proper job unlike you dossers.
>>85311432uhh i dont have any of that, or paper/pen and im very lazy. wasnt planning to stick around and bugging everyone shhhh just trust me id never lie 2 u bby
ASMR is for THOTs that are too scared to go on onlyfans.
>>85311446Shy isn't she raking in OF money?
>>85311440bloody hell you are drowning in clunge save some for the rest of us mind you, the last time i had a flat inspection i got into an argument with the lass about how i found it weird/invasive that she wanted to take photos of my home/living spacenowt wrong with that is there, me lads? photography in a private space IS a crime (i think)
>>85311445Doesn't seem too bad compared to London and Manchester. Those cities are full of crackheads, blacks lads carrying knives, immigrant beggars etc.
>>85311449Take a pic of your monthly supply of bear mace.
>>85311458i dont own any i want to die, let the bears come
>Americans need bear mace
>>85311451OF wouldn't believe she is 24 because she has Turner syndrome.>>85311450They can make money from simps without degrading themselves.
>>85311496>OF wouldn't believe she is 24 because she has Turner syndrome.can she not get her passport countersigned?
I only know of one bint who does asmr and onlyfans. I used to like her before she covered herself in tats. So I really don't get aroused by her doing that stuff.
>asmr careerfucking hell
>>85311501Yeah but would OF really accept her body? OF is full of inked sex workers and obese women. It's not for roses that look youthful and innocent still.
Friend of mine Mia did OF for a while. Mum of two, wrecked fanny, chicken legs, and a pregnancy pouch. Best fiver I ever spent on her back catalogue the week before she pulled it offline. Worth it for the leverage alone.
>>85311542They accept anyone 18+ you div. Not like an interview ffs.
>>85311512Amouranth and ASMRMaddy are ASMRtists who went on to do hardcore OnlyFans content.
Ruthmong pls stop posting this ugly bint
>>85311267 thats lushy lush lad
things that aren't as good as they used to be:- Dairy Milk- school dinners- cinema popcorn- pubs- full sugar Coke- fairground rides- sex- anime
Welpers Buttocks
Might make an effort today, be presentable seeing as I'll be out in public. I'll get mired at no matter what, but good to make an effort as well.
Sucking on Helper's 3 inch penis
>>85311552I don't reckon they accept any woman that looks young these days.
>>85311577>- Dairy Milkthe yanks cant make cocolate>- school dinnersalways made my own>- cinema popcornhavent been in years but it always been expencive>- pubsthe never should have aloowed women in pubs now they even let kids in, fuck that>- full sugar Cokefuck the sugar tax>- fairground ridesi still call them bumper cars>- sexno comment>- animepeaked in the 80s
>>85311577I'm trying to think what is better today than it was ten years ago. It's honestly very tricky to think of things. Maybe phones? But fuck me the prices now wash any technical advantage away. Ditto for computer hardware and cars. Actually, I don't think there's a single thing in the world that is, pound-for-pound, objectively better now than it was ten years ago. Everything is either worse quality or better quality but diluted because you're paying more per unit even adjusting for inflation. It's really fucked.
itchy wrists.
>>85311562She's the cutest one. I just wish she didn't have so many moles.
>>85311614TVs are better and cheaper now plus we have new things like e-bikes and AI
>>85311627Yup! OLED is finally affordable for benniemongs and that's LUSH.
The police can take your fingerprint in the car if you don't give them your name and other personal information when stopped. They can also take your photo and match it against a custody photo now with AI. If you wear a mask like those auditors, they make you take it off too or use force. It's so over now because you can't just refuse your details unless you've properly scrubbed all your arrests and custody photos. They keep the photos forever otherwise even if you are released with no further action. Then there's also CCTV and bodycam ones that may get added to the PNC. Now they have those face detection vans out in some cities. IT'S SO FUCKING OVER.
>>85311627Are televisions cheaper for what you get now? I actually don't own a tv and haven't for over a decade so fair enough I'll take your word for it. E-bikes are just heavier bikes and cost a fortune, they didn't really exist ten years ago so the comparison is moot. Same for AI, didn't exist ten years ago so no real comparison, but in ten years do we think that AI will actually be functionally better, or will we see the continuing trend of total lockdown and regulation on them to the point where they become little more than government-approved google searches? Aka... google searches.
>4 hours timeYeah I got something to show u bb. Oh show me plsThere, that vent at the top of the stairs, quite noisy.Oh good point, I'll tell the landlord.
Sucking off ebin
>>85311614films/games?maybe not the actual entertainment value of them, just the media itself. you can watch every episode of The Simpsons in HD for the cost of one of the old random-4-episodes videos.
The police get a right fucking kick when they blurt out your name on a stop and search even if you never gave it. Pisses me off. This is why you should record their faces too and say "hey guys any one recognise this tyrant? drop a comment."
Welper sucking off Shippy
what a sex machine
Pointless to go on dating apps nowadays
>>85311663I'd say no. Obviously the actual quality of the media itself has dropped off a fucking cliff for the most part, but even the access to them, there were way more and better torrenting spaces online than there are now. Everything was free if you wanted it to be. These days it's just normies being taxed monthly for the ability to watch ten thousand shows and then they just put on the US Office again for the millionth time. As a platform the media subscription services aren't doing anything good.
>>85311666the police are political, some people are treated better than others, some crimes are treated more seriously than others
