CLACTON ON SEA by election edition
>>85326470Shaggington on arseX
>>85320213>prevbread
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c89ne34k54pthttps://old.reddit.com/r/6thForm/comments/1vn2wmf/2026_results_day_megathread/Did you do A levels anon?
>>85326461ohh it's that, isn't it.45 days placement, but it's not an apprenticeship.you crafty buggers.
>>85326470>pebbles instead of sand>brown watergrim
32 C today, is it.
>>85326486Worse, lad. You pay for the privilege, well the government pays for most people but still there are fees for college courses if you're not eligible for funding
Tempted to bang a tranny
>>85326509Only one more day of torment and it's back to normal
Think I might have to break out the ice pack and put it on my wollocks tonight it will be that warm
>Hafta open + close the got dang tab like 10 times just for playback to occurFuck jewgle lol
>>85326576just get youtube premium my dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUhdmIFpb-wWSJ kikes doing a classic smear piece against east asians rather than focussing on the gazillions of H1B jeet fecaloid visa scammers flooding the US job market/IT specificallyClassic pilpul at work again innit
Welp Welper and the Gaped Arse Club
>dmtcode.com/registryLol at some rando just adding a dick and balls at the bottom
My "fair share" of a problem I don't accept should even exist is precisely zero, and I suspect most people will take the same view. The problem is that these people are in the country at all, not which neighbourhood they've been inflicted upon.Solutions to this problem go:>1. Send them back to their home country>2. Send them back to their port of origin>3. Send them to a third country which will accept them>4. Imprison them until 1, 2 or 3 can be achievedThere is no 5, everything else is implementation. Home country returns are hard, yes, but we have visa, trade and financial sanctions to force countries to take back their human detritus. No third world country should be allowed to use Britain as a dumping ground for its most useless, violent, criminal and parasitic elements. Do the above and the torrent will become a trickle. Literally what even is the point of illegal immigration if you are reliably sent away (having received no money ofc)? People don't want to be in prison either.
>>85326764Thing that gets me is that they're paying the smugglers like 5 grand each, where have they got that money from to begin with, and if they've got that sort of money in their own country they are relatively loaded. Why should we accept greedy criminals and pretend they are seeking refuge?
We have the exact numbers from a very large dataset over a considerable number of years. The trend has remained the same the entire time - nearly all arrivals are male (85.3%), they're almost all 18-40 or so (so-called 'military aged males').Yet fucking cunts like Rayner will, without a shred of shame or guilt or irony, claim that the people on the latest notable 'mega-dinghy' were "children and women, desperate and vulnerable people." Last time I checked there wasn't a war in France. It's so fucking tiresome.
>>85326818Interesting. What will you do about it?
>>85326764It's not about fairness, it's about dumping thousands of people on villages they believe are too small/wealthy to riot so that they can claim you have 'closed the hotels'. For all these sorts whine about populism, this is an example of utterly self-interested populism in action.
>>85326838I'm going to complain about it online and do nothing about it of course
>>85326838I would like it to stop. After a level-headed assessment I believe that I can personally influence exactly nothing to achieve this. What would you suggest I do about it?
>>85326878>What would you suggest I do about it?Become a politican
Welpers fishy Bottom
The cat torturer of Banbury
Some good points made lad but they'd be better sent in an email to your local MP.
>>85326916Why? We already have politicians.It's far easier to exert leverage against a politician than to become one. Start digging into your local politicians past life.
Surely Farage would send them back, right? He wouldn't run into any trouble or pushback at all, right? Day one and they'd all be deported, right?
Nice little 10 hour nap for me, lads. Oh yeah.
Shitting out the pork pie I had yesterday.
>>85327116Ugh youre a pig
>>85327108getaloadofthisguymeme.jpg
>>85327121No I ate a pig. Hence pork pie.You should leave if something that trivial triggered you into a reply.
A day closer to the downfall of Nigel Farage. It lush.
>>85327133Cant wait to see him on the stage tonight with all the 37 joke candidates behind him trying to give a serious speech
>>85327166he will win, but then if will have to do it again after he's found guilty of breaking donation rules and maybe next time he'll have serious opposition
>>85327127Time and place, little lad. Ill spin your fucking jaw
i think the media dont talk about the other 36 because they dont want people knowing there is an alternative to the big two parties, also this is supposed to be a humiliation ritual for farage who has lost the establitens favour for some reason
Fucking ebay scamming fuck twat (*bet's he's brown*). Auto reply blahblah contact ebay if blahblah. Got to wait a fucking month before I can do anything. Ebay protecting brown (probably) scammers.
>>85327210>establitensestablishments typo sorry
>>85327220I was about to call and ambulance for you lad.
>>85327210>>85327220How embarrassing lol you might aswell delete the post
nice iced mocha down the Quayside for me.
>>85327219What did you get scammed on, lad? I have a DVD coming from someone with very positive feedback but they have over 2000 new items and the pictures are all closeups. Don't let me down, feedback.
>>85327226lol im not thinking straight i dont know why>>85327234nah
>>85327237You have very pale skin
>>85327208You sound angy. You angy? Heat getting to you? Peasant.
Need to be chill, it's post pregab day, should be chillan tae fook, yet I'm semi raging at this ebay cunt.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCtC_tBKkcE>>85327240Pokemon booster pack (pack of cards). He has 100% positive, but most for buying, 2 normal looking reviews, then 4 auto generated reviews in the last month. I bought the pack as when I looked it was in 3 baskets, so I bought. A few days later, the seller had the same pics on ebay, 1 pack left, in 3 baskets again. I often get told to take meds (how it is for us noticers), but it's too obvious, pattern, connecting dots, yep got that worked out.
Why wont he name a time and place? Afraid I reckon
>>85327252thanks friend, i try.
>>85327265>angyyikes
>>85326309 Americans have to resort to medieval herbal remedies because they cannot afford healthcare over there. Call the UK what you want we have our issues but at least we have access to healthcare
>>85327242Did you masturbate recently?There's a reason people are called "STUPID wanker!"
>>85327280im not going to gloat this is just sad
>>85327269Always look for feedback from other users that have feedback. The 'last one left' and 'in three other baskets' crap has to be some sort of scam. Maybe part of eBay's promotion thing? For instance, HMV's eBay store lists ALL their items as being the last one when they're not. Fell for it a few times before I caught on.
>>85327277are you the same one that makes the bantu posts
>>85327108Nobody on earth is claiming day one total deportations, don't strawman like that. The point is that Reform is the only viable party that is taking anywhere close to real stances on these sorts of issues. Labour simply will not do anything, that much is obvious, and the Tory wets will not allow for us to leave the ECHR. Restore is not a viable party and is frankly unserious, full of too many trenchcoat wearers and mustachioed spods doing tradcath larps, as if the biggest issue facing the UK is abortion or whatever. Reform is the only viable choice.
Welpers shitty botty
difficult to even get a mortgage these days
The police are truly there to pad their stats aren't they? Look at how the police woman smiles when she explains a "community resolution" like it's no big deal. If you ever accept a community resolution on paper or after being arrested, you have admitted GUILT to a crime and your DBS will show it. It will be a successful case solved for that category of crime for the police force.I fucking hate how casual they were about it. Imagine getting a knock at the door by some police officers offering you a community resolution and "online thinking skills" course. 1984 innit?https://youtu.be/nmTX5Sevq-M
Where i will keep my captive Harem of female twitch streamers when i win the Powerball lottery.
Ruthmong just wants a british rose. Is that really too much to ask for?
>>85327339>female twitch streamersSome of the genuinely worst people on the fucking planet, lad. What about them appeals to you?
I bet these legally consenting triplet lasses are very optimistic about their futures. Expect they'll be going to university and studying a meme degree and getting a cushy little office job in their twenties.
>>85327339I've actually been to this castle back in 2015
>>85327345I always wanted to be a female prison governer. I'll have them scrubbing floors the day they arrive.
>>85327346Wow, that's amazing that year after year the government pats itself on the back because all our students continue to break records with how incredible their exam results are! You really feel it too, I mean even just talking to a random person on the street we're obviously in an age of unprecedented cognitive achievement among the general population.
>>85327341Fat, makeup and vile fake tan doesn't make them any more appealing. Deanos just take what they can.
hes pumping out all his favourite gimmicks at once
>>85327341The gait on some of those... like a rugby team coming out of the tunnel.
>>85327358Unwashed, unemployed and bitter doesn't make you any more appealing.
Exercising again, start with pressups, 4.5 Wooo. Get to 5 soon, not sure about to, but FUCK YOU WEAK BODY. Knackered now, so rest, then get some more exercises done. Will just fanny about with my grip strength thing for now, it's just squeezing something so not that strenuous.
>>85327355The universities are loving it. More money for them, more useless degrees, more girlies getting degrees for the same few subjects and competing against hundreds for one role, more debt that will not be paid off. University at this point is just for the experience and not having to work for several years. I expect most students will just get AI to do all the heavy lifting for their essays.Don't worry the lads will do all the shitty jobs for a crumb of pussy while you have fun girlies.
>>85327370As if I give a shit about how I look. I could be all the effort in and it wouldn't get me fuck all. It's all social status, money and your face/body. Why the fuck would I do all that? Why would I work when I can just not work?
Welpers smelly botty
>>85327341itvx, onlyfans and tinder on their iphones.
University is a huge scam and most of these bints will work minimum wage in some reception at an office or retail. Go study STEM before AI takes all the jobs lasses.
wops went to university to study media and works in retail. What was the point?
Even Scottish lass works retail. Archaeology really was a bit of a silly subject to study. Luckily her boyfriend can financially support her in his better career path.
>>85327427That's the fate for a lot of kids graduating from university now. Saddled with a lifetime worth of debt and they're only worth getting jobs at Asda or rotting away at home on benefits
>>85327394>as if I give a shit about how I look>complains about how he looks, how he has no social status or moneymaybe try putting a little bit of effort into your life and stop being such a whiny sped. you wouldn't want to sleep with a whiny sped, and you also wouldn't want to sleep with someone who saw you as a prize in a fucking gameyou think you would but you wouldn't
>>85327434Case in point. Stupid middle class mongs getting Micky mouse degrees thinking they can become Indiana fucking jones studying archeology. My mum knew somebody that went to university to study pottery. She ended up working in Asda for the rest of her life
>>85327438It pisses me off so much because essentially some quirky little retail outlet store will now pick the female with her meme degree because that shows she is "work motivated" rather than risk taking on a lad who made a sensible decision not to create debt for the country.So all the unskilled people are pushed further down and are more unlikely to get a basic fucking job now.
>>85327409and whats on your iphone?
>>85327438>>85327456University is free in turkey
>>85327362BIG DOLLY DAY for the online fatastist.
>>85326576YouTube seems to constantly buffer if you try and use any adblocker these days. Unwatchable.
I see the stupid wankers have woken up (11 fucking am lol) and crawled the 5ft to their laptops now.Be back this evening. laters cool dudes.
>>85327475You mean "fantasist"?
>>85327484Both, I imagine he's a fat lad.
>>85327448She grew up playing tomb raider on the ps3 and must have thought that was what archaeology was all about. Getting to go to locations all around the world and dig up fossils. No wonder she has started paywalling her videos. She must be desperate for income and wanting to move out of her tiny scottish boxroom.
Me? Posting about dollies to upset this one guy again, works every time
>>85327501I bet her fanny tastes amazing
>>85327307And Reform is full of ex-Tories like Jenrick and Braverman who brought loads of them over (legally) and bragged about it. Surely you've realised by now that right wing populism is an absolute scam and makes the problems even worse?
Me? Pretending the dolly posting is a wind up but really I'm just a lonely, dramatic online man child
Hi Robert, I wrote to you but you still ain't callin'
>>85327459I don't own a smartphone. I use an old laptop. You need to use GrapheneOS on a phone to secure your files. iOS is no longer good enough as they have disabled ADP in the UK.
Welpers supernova black hole botty
>>85327446I honestly don't have the energy at this point. It's too late now to live a life like a 20 year old. It would just be mundane boring job hunting and hoping to get a warehouse job. No thanks.
>>85327513goofy ass headphones
>>85327517Sorry i dont speak incel x
ive been getting in to online monopoly
i can't believe hhl killed himself, you lads knew he was hurting yet you kept pushing until he went over the edgeshame on you all
>>85327469I can't get there. I don't have a passport and it would only apply to a Turkish citizen. I would move there if I could because it's got to be better than this shit country these days.
>>85327546He's fine, he was active on facebook this morning
>>85327553are you in the fan club or are you an obsessive seether?
>>85327513He's a proper nutter this lad
>>85327523What's goofy about them?
Proper fine specimen me, lads. If it wasn't for being hairy af, I'd be chad af, well got a weird personality, but a couple of em like it, and I always make them laugh, not even on purpose, I just am funny. This is why we should do a pokefest, I'll be the beacon, and we just need a topshagger in the group to get things moving. Could have had a table of scottish lasses at the hotel, I was making the bar manager lass like me (not on purpose, just being myself). She went from a bit of a scowl, to giggling at me calling their cheese pizza a posh cheese pizza (I forgot the name, said posh margarita, she giggled and said I know what you mean), then later at the bar later, rizzing up a blind lass (again not on purpose, I'm just funny and witty) joking about there being no bar staff, she could just wander round and pour us a pint, I'd visually have to guide the pulling of the pint. She liked that, then when the bar manager came back, I let her and another woman go first (ladies first lads, c'mon). Had a call with the MS physio, made her snort with laughter when telling her I did pressups till I failed this morning. 4.5 beastmode. These people care, so it wasn't a mean laugh.Forgot what I was talking about now, oh yeah, me, I'm fucken awesome.
Is this a new dolly?
>>85327546Based hope he got it on video so I can post it on rekt
>>85327560The earpads are too small. They make you look like a serial killer from the 90s.
>>85327504Very creamy I expect.
>>85327584goofy ass post
Lubing up Welpers Bottom
>>85327595Getting ready for a gape session lad?
spend me bennies on lubegapes are on for freeeee, and Tarquin's pay for it oh aye!oh aye indeed
What would happen if you go outside, see a girl in a skimpy outfit and just blatantly take a photo of her so you can keep a memory of that forever? The police wouldn't be able to do anything legally if they were called. They'd try to make you delete it and threaten you with some law that wouldn't even get to court.I don't want those gimmick spy glasses from meta/ray ban. I want to make it obvious to them that I am legally allowed to do this and there's nothing you can do to infringe my rights.
>>85327584goofy ass mong post
>>85327584Can you post a picture of a serial killer from the 90s wearing the headphones you described?
New goofy gimmick is dire
>>85327610Dunno why you're obsessed with what other people are wearing but you're well weird lad
out and about now and J*sus Christ it is BEEFINmate A fainted at work, but in a normal way not like in films. but hospitals don't like it when staff faint so she's had to leave and we wandered around for a bit.now i dunno what to do. not used to being out. where does good tendies? KFC feels like a waste tbqh.
>>85327614dennis nilsen
>>85327610>The police wouldn't be able to do anything legally if they were called.>he believes thishttps://www.lbc.co.uk/article/staring-on-tube-unhealthy-sexual-behaviour-DWzCTk_2/
>>85327635KEEEEK absolutely bodied him
>>85327637As if he'd be brave enough anyway, little spacker x
the posh tendies place in the Grainger Market is gone ;_;that's just acceptable, is it? removing things that people enjoyed?
>>85327637>https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/staring-on-tube-unhealthy-sexual-behaviour-DWzCTk_2/even the soviets weren't this authoritarian
>>85327623It's more just to piss the police off to be honest. Every time I've done something outside that others have felt "upset" by they come have a go at me and arrest me even. Apparently they love saying women feel concerned that you are wearing all black and a mask in the evenings. So fucking what?They only wanted me to give them the password in custody even though they had absolutely no other evidence. You actually don't have to give them anything if there's not enough substantial/supporting evidence already. You know what else they did? They triggered my theft detection on my devices because they must've turned them on during a PACE search when I was in custody.
>>85327635Those are totally different headphones. Try again moron
so far i have stared at three people:- really tall man- woman in actual clown makeup- ambulance worker while i thought i was staring into spaceneed to rein it in.
>new noise canceling headphones means i can't hear mumberg coming up the stairs corr listening to music and wanking is so risky now, love it xx
>>85327667>so far i have stared at three peopleYOU ARE UNDER AREST!
Cheeky little Thursday DVD update! Gonna relax and watch some Eurotrash like the good old days. Officially own SEVEN Hou Hsiao-Hsien films now.
Sennheiser HD 599These are good, open-back.
HD 201back when headphones were REAL x
>>85327681For the traditional image, didn't I? What am I like. Too excited to see a lad sucking his own cock.
>>85327659That's such shit you've never been arrested Probably never even left mummy's house unaccompanied I don't believe a word you're telling me little lad x
>>85327637Yeah but that guy clearly sat next to her and was staring at her without ever showing any emotional responses. That's too fucking obvious with the cctv on the train.Staring from an opposite seat? That will be hard to prove. I want to one day get on a train and pick out a young female, accuse them of staring at me and waiting for the police to take her details just to make them understand what it's like to be a male in today's society.It will be hard to prove won't it? Even if she doesn't admit to anything, they will now have traumatised her with the process.
Using Mustard Oil to lube Welpers Bottom
>>85327708>I want to one day get on a train and pick out a young female, accuse them of staring at me and waiting for the police to take her details just to make them understand what it's like to be a male in today's society.>It will be hard to prove won't it? Even if she doesn't admit to anything, they will now have traumatised her with the process.What other sad little fantasies do you have, big man?
>>85327697I have been arrested several times. One when a fat police mong wasn't happy I wasn't giving details so they arrested for apparently damaging something. The other was for recording outside and some foreign cunt I could see crying in the distance to the police about my behaviour. All no further actions. They must have spent thousands on me. I am put off doing it more because they will probably take more devices next time. I need to get rid of shit so at least they will have nothing to take other than maybe one thing.
>>85327719Quite a few. The other is getting on a rush hour train and just refusing to move my bag from the seat, then recording the person fearing for my safety and upload the video on tiktok.
Sad, lonely, fantasist hours
Nice round, boiling hot though. One bloke was proper funny, dropped the parcel in his porch, got in the car, he comes out shouting, says he ain't ordered anything it isn't his, I go over, I read his address off the package, that's your address isn't it mate, and your name's anon? then it's yours mate, but it says Amazon he says are you Evri, then I had to explain that Amazon send some of their parcels through us, so it's delivered by Evri but it's sent by Amazon
>>85327733Congratulations on spelling it correctly this time
>>85327734>One bloke was proper funny>he comes out shouting, says he ain't ordered anything it isn't his, I go over, I read his address off the package, that's your address isn't it mate, and your name's anon? then it's yours mate, but it says Amazon he says are you Evri, then I had to explain that Amazon send some of their parcels through us, so it's delivered by Evri but it's sent by Amazonabsolutely screaming laughing reading this....NOT!!
>>85327754Not funny haha, funny weird. Either way, chill out lad, no need to seethe about things you don't like
>tfw you will never be optimistic to use the information super highway like in 2000>tfw you will never go to an internet cafehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrvqWEeQcmE
Bantus unloading inside Welpers Bottom on a Thursday afternoon
got a Wendy's like from those internet memes. buffalo chicken wrap. was like a cheap stale supermarket thing, pretty bad.
>>85327722post the vids here then u liar
>tfw lindsey died a few years backso sad
>>85327796>goes to Wendy's>doesn't buy a burger
>>85327807Nah would give out too much info. If I'm ever going to take auditing seriously, I will not be posting them here.
>>85327818ohh is that their thing? didn't know what their thing was.anyway got an iced Costa from one of those machines now. sat drinking it in a car park. life is good x
>>85327777just messin lad, didn't mean to hit a nerve kek
>he didn't download the soundtrack from a great DLC for a great game, so he could listen to it over a decade laterUsed to love sitting in maisonette 9, high af IRL, and just listen to the sound track.This is ok, but the same as the OG shit, ya feel mi?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z--2wpjXTg&list=PL3F2C19C821C8EA96
>>85327858Yeah lad it's primarily a burger place and the burgers are square. I'd recommend the Baconator or Wendy's Double or Triple, also Baconator Fries or Cheese Fries
>>85327893always put electro choc on for the street races, me
Moni using ghee to oil up Welper
corr that's a lush classic car. How can a girl be unsatisfied with her comfy marketing career? Surely there is plenty of creative work with the rebrand. Some immigrants are never happy with living in our country and what it has to offer. I wish I could have a comfy job.
think of the white british lads unable to get good opportunities because immigrants have taken over. no wonder we are low trust society.
>>85327953>think of the white british lads unable to get good opportunities because immigrants have taken over. no wonder we are low trust society.desu
>>85327893Didn't care much about the soundtracks beyond Vice City Stories. There were a few good old electronic tunes on The Journey for GTAIV. Unfortunately they have patched out some of the music on consoles.
>>85327953I never had trouble finding a job. You?
>>85327961never asked your onion mate
Tried mango lassi for the first time. Fucking 4x lush lads x
>>85327963Yeah lad I don't bother any more. It's impossible these days with immigration, skeleton crews, self checkouts beyond just supermarkets and now AI.
>>85327915This isn't GTA related, but I had a playlist of nightcore songs I'd listen to when plying micromachines world series. >>85327961I can't remember the radio stuff really. I have a few songs from V that I saved.Love thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd78qAAbTRA
It getting in that uncomfy hot period now here in the south of england. Well I guess things could be worse - I could be a wagie throwing packages onto a truck or a homeless guy baking on the concrete outside of a greggs.
How often do you lads lie on /britfeel/?For me, at least once a day.
>>85327992never made a factual statement on britfeel
>>85327992Regularly to wind other posters up
Welpers Bottom loaded with forren spaffingtons
>>85328017have you not gotten bored of posting the same thing for months on end? genuine question. why are you doing this
>>85328027You sound like you're in tears
>>85328030i used to be annoyed by it, now i'm more concerned for your wellbeing
Yeah she's definitely not earning as much as her British boyfriend. No way can she be. He obviously got his recruitment career through nepotism. Definitely a middle class upbringing. She is probably costing him a right fortune. I expect she could never be an independent woman in this country. Obviously she doesn't want sprogs so he will not be continuing his blood line with her. Then again you have to be a bit mental to want sprogs now with all this climate change and gloomy economic uncertainty. I don't think things will ever get better now we have AI and their evil CEOs destroying society. Makes you want to live out in the woods doesn't it? I won't care about RAM and storage then. Maybe that's what they want though. To drive us to suicide.
>>85327708Ricky Gervaisian
Monitor on highest eco mode. That should reduce the room temperature slightly. Can't see shit now though.
>>85327998How do you know they're wound up?
>>85328057Not a bad lad. Don't why reddit keeps bashing him. I liked watching The Office.
Going for a nap. Eaten too much and I feel like shit.
>>85327509Correct, but those people have been signalling their dissatisfaction with how things are going to the point of leaving their original party and joining the one whose entire premise is 'we're going to undo all that'.Here, I made this a few days ago, but it explains things quite succinctly. No Reform = we're all fucked. Yes Reform = we may be okay or we may be fucked. But if Reform aren't getting in then it's all meaningless anyway.I think a lot of people think people like me who support Reform are party loyal just to a new brand. No, we're explicitly NOT party loyal and are willing to vote for anyone who is going to fix things and is making the correct policy proposals. Reform is currently doing that. Labour, Tories, Green and Lib Dem are not (and are, as it happens, committed to uniting against Reform which they, as the system, correctly identify as the outsider threat) and Restore is non-viable.
I treat britfeel like my personal diary. Any (You)s I get along the way are just a bonus.
i want to wank but it doesnt feel good unless i give it a few days in between each one
>>85327992Never. My autism prevents me from lying
>>85328073This but me in 15 minutes
>>85328086Wanking too much has the danger of it insisting upon itself.
>>85328077the problem with your wager is there zero prospect of reform keeping their promises, it is completely off the cards
>>85328094That looks fucking grim and the chips are burnt
10 hectolitres of spaffington heading for Welpers Bottom
>>853280943rd time you've posted this little lad
>>85328097its a weird dilemma where it feels good so you want to do it more but the more you do it the worse it feelsbeen doing about 1 a week all year but recently been more like 1 a day
there's a big world out there and all we can do is wank, never do anything with our lives and be miserable after.
>>85328100>OMG LOOK A POLITICIAN SHOOK HANDS WITH ANOTHER POLITICIAN, BUT GET THIS, THE OTHER POLITICIAN WAS... FROM ISRAEL!!!It's so tiresome with you lot. But moreover you clearly weren't able to actually grasp the grid, because it explicitly accounts for the possibility of Reform not keeping their promises. A Reform government is not sufficient to fix what's wrong with Britain, but it is necessary.
i love baked beans. it's honestly my favourite food
>>85328113got no energy for that big world shiteno idea how anyone does genuienly
>>85328116Brits love dog shit food. No news there.
>>85328100The party of boriswave tories and Zionists. Surely things will be different this time!
>>85328114>>OMG LOOK A POLITICIAN SHOOK HANDS WITH ANOTHER POLITICIAN, BUT GET THIS, THE OTHER POLITICIAN WAS... FROM ISRAEL!!!I actually despair for people who think this myopically. What do these sorts of people suggest as actual solutions to the issues we face? Because as far as I can tell they think that jews control everything everywhere. So they've already won and it's just a terminal decline into annihilation or something? Absurd people.
>>85328114>>85328128yeah you're right lads, its not like they'd actually admit to stirring up issues in european countries
It's too fucking hot today. Humid and wet and AWFUL! REEEEEEEEE!
>>85327307>Labour simply will not do anythingOH GOD OH FUCK I AM SO INFORMED
>>85328160Sean's spacker home has AC. He has a better life than you.
britain is an insane asylum
imagine taking a double dose of Dulcolax because you slept/woke weird hours, then wandered around all day drinking coffees, wondering if they were ever going to work haha.( ._.)
>>85327427>study mediathe memey-est of all meme degrees
>>85327504A nice tidy innie, too. Minimal landing strip OR trimmed bush. Not shaved.
i wish i were jewishim so disgusted by goyim
>>85328177At least she is employable.
>>85328177can't help but feel some media studies lad got his hands on one of those monkey paws or something.like it WAS a joke but it's arguably useful now. some utter bullshite new jobs where people make money from media stuff (not even working IN the media, just doing video essays and that.)
>>85327522>I honestly don't have the energy at this pointhow old are you brav
>>85327777>no need to seethe about things you don't likewelcome to britfeel, newbie
>>85328179Could be a little bit flappy actually.
>>85328188I'm like half way through my thirties.
>>85328185gosh, yeah - three year degree in a completely unrelated field to work a minimum wage retail job. sounds like a terrific investment.>>85328186think how little money there is to be made in the media. now think on the clueless spastics wanting to STUDY this industry with, presumably, some hope of perhaps getting a job in it post-graduation. make it make sense, cos I don't get it.
>>85328198Any regrets from the last 15 years?
Everyone but me is seething, I alone have discovered the secret to inner peace online
Ruth probably enjoys sex.
Sean probably enjoys anal sex.
>>85328215im doing alright too jsut got goyim fatigue
>>85328211 I never could get me a passport countersigned to leave this depressing island. I never got to experience sex either. I never had any idea what to do for a job.
>>85328220A very tight arse on him.
>>85328193corrr I like the sound of that, nice noisy munching on some flappy ASMR lass
>>85328223I did wonder if you were passportlad actually.
SSM probably enjoys mircowaving dogs.
SeasideMark unloading a fishy TMAU load inside Welpers Bottom
>>85328244its not right what he did to bobbin
if i am to be on that relapsegrind (and who says i'm not) then i'm getting back on the poncey ales.
>>85328300I want a normal beer for a normal guy
mad that damon's arc in hotd is basically accepting that girl bosses can get it done
>>85328300>no newcastle brownfor shame
>>85328303well let's just say i am an abnormal guy(subnormal, even)
>>85327546He was posting on /brit/ yesterday about enjoying some beers in the garden while watching the eclipse. He seems pretty content in life desu so I wouldn't worry.
Corrrrrr, Eurotrash is just as fun as I remember. Basically YouTube before YouTube.
>>85328318not a fan tbqh.sometimes i'd get this Tyneside Brown because i THINK these lads are trying to say>we're a real brewery really in Newcastle (still), here's OUR brown alebut it's a bit naff in my opinion. on that Citra now and it is LUSH
>>85328269No proof he did this, which is unfortunate.
beans on toast soon
>>85328362me? ribs with rice
that's that Citra down the hatch.on that Landlord now x
Just this year alone>Two of my recently-frequented niche wikis died (one stopped being maintained, the other one's admin bitched about AI crawling and cited that as the reason for shutting it down)>One radio station and another streaming site was shut down as well>Old reddit got locked behind registration wall the other daySurface intarwebz just keeps getting worseDoes it notX
>>85328372mad to see stuff just disappearing like this. a personal website or whatever, sure. but sites hit a point where they seemed 'too big to fail' and yet they do.there was a warning on their blog, but one day Flickr removed access to full-resolution images unless the uploader has a paid account. so there'll be photographers who are actually dead and now that's their work just gone. nobody was thinking, 'let's archive all of Flickr.'
Cook you English pigs COOK AHAHAHAHA
rain checki get the rain checki dont want your loveits tainted
Welpers Bottom getting molested by a few hotel people
https://github.com/redlib-org/redlib-instances/blob/main/instances.mdthere used to be dozens of these, bloody hell.it'll go the same way as YouTube frontends and all the rest, but this is the only acceptable way to view Reddit.>but i need to POST on Reddit!no you don't.
>>85328401Get your AI slop OUTTA HERE!
QRD on why the government is hell bent on releasing all the murders and rapists? Would it not make a lot more sense to release the retards arrested for wrong think on facebook?Petty crimes?Fraud? Motoring offences?
>>85328393>tfw 27c in norn iron
>>85328401solid cattopic this.>nine.jpgi count more than that tbhaiche.
>>85328407old reddit just werks
>>85328420nine catlets init
>>85328413To make the ones coming over on the boats feel more at home. Do you not diversity or summink ya facist.
Mark Wahlberg eating in a Vietnamese restaurant
>>85328428there's also some obscure subdomain from the VERY old days that still worked the last time i checked (about 5 years ago).it was like m.reddit.com (but not that), basically some very lite mobile version of the site. made by one of the original devs back when it was a techie/Digg clone. they just kept it operating for compatibility.fuck it if i remember because i never really cared about Reddit, but this information is probably useful to someone. we're at this weird point where you need these workarounds like>oh this web app pulls the legacy RSS feed and serves up the posts as basic HTMLand that's the only way to get the snappy, web-pages-are-actually-pages internet back.
>I think you're remembering i.reddit.comcor thanks ChatGPT>It was Reddit's legacy lightweight/compact mobile site, distinct from old.reddit.com. It had a very stripped-down, text-heavy interface designed for mobile browsers and low-bandwidth devices.aye>Reddit eventually discontinued it around early 2023.oh.
Im on vacation (not by my choice) in england and why is it such a shithole?Everywhere is traffic, everywhere the roads are way too small. Everyone is either fat or frail like thin and pearly milk white.Your food is major slop while delicious it doesnt surprise me everyone is sick or fat.The only positive thing is your politeness and the untamed nature.
Anchovies, red onion, parsley, unsalted butter on a baguette
Stretches done for the day (picrel), spliff and chill methinks (notsolosexrel).Chill choon time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzKHTCEhsp8
more people should say 'X town, population; you!'
Now THIS is big lad territory
>>85328484> vacationFOY
>>85328496Cross section of goodness
>>85328508You know he's had his cock between those jugs big harv
>>85328496so anchovies are your protein? are you TRYING to be wrong?
Welpers Bottom being preyed upon by opportunistic sex pests
>>85328516I'm not into all that stuff mate I just enjoy good tastes food
>>85328484>why is it such a shithole?Forrens, and our own scum.>Everyone is either fat or frail Lies.>Your food is major slopDepends what you get, how it's cooked, quality of ingredients (as in any restaurant )Fuck off (a joke about the politeness), ad yes our countryside is beautiful. Not asking for specifics but whereabouts are you, city/town/village? Not asking for the name of it, just is it one of those types of areas.Norf yorkshire is nice if you like walking, so is cumbria and the lake district. Not really been to many places, desu.
Your town, population: you!
>>85328519good tasting food I should've said :)
dear anti-antisemities if jews ain't the wellspring of all evil, how come its always them?turning point antisemitism
Paying 300 quid for Paloma Faith to call Helper a loser and give him an L sign x
>>85328521>Depends what you get, how it's cooked, quality of ingredients (as in any restaurant )yeah i dunno what you'd consider 'British food' honestly. hurr durr jokes about beige sludge and whatever, but i think it's both a good example of the GOOD side of melting pot multiculturalism (there had to be one) and that even the 'British slop' examples get it wrong.my grandparents ate spam and kidneys and all that. roast beef was cooked until it was like shoe leather. that's the kind of 'old fashioned' British food i think of tbdesu. whereas i won't fault a good Sunday dinner with fresh ingredients, or even a lot of our takeaway food (parmos = lush).but yeah i like that the people here are real. Americans can be very friendly but they also tend to be very phony. American customer service ('you're a guest of the Wal-Mart family') and all that really bothers me. imagine a waiter in a restaurant not just being a bit pleasant and bringing your food, but beaming at you like that Adoring Fan cunt in Oblivion.
>>85328508britain summed up in 1 picture
>>85328521I stayed in the National Weald in an airbnb and the roads were shite. Smashed my mirror because some moron kept driving even though the road was too small.Stayed above Plymouth in another airbnb. Same garbage roads.Now i'm in devon area, and its just a big redneck shithole. Beaches are alright though if you can actually park your fucking car. I havent seen a single attractive female yet. They are either sickly thin or fat and using shitton of make up.
i was sat in reception earlier today. i stood up for a few seconds to look around the corner for my pal, and some Jews stole my seat.this isn't a weird lie or anything. it's just what happened, verbatim.
>>85328484>Everyone is either fat or frail like thin and pearly milk white.>Alcoholics>Drug addicts>Unemployed People will pretend to be sick in order to pocket 1/4 of minimum wage a month for nothing then act like this is the peak of living
>>85328570>i was sat in reception earlier todaymum picking you for a dentist appointment?
>>85328569corr thats a nice volvo dutch bro Is it the 5 cylinder?
>>85328569>Smashed my mirror because some moron kept driving even though the road was too smallYeah you were meant to stop and give way you moron
I've always wanted to become a lawyer
>>85328584Yes 5 cylinder turbo making 300hp.>>85328587I was stopped faggot.Its my travel insurance's problem now.
>>85328583nah hospital.if they'd asked like, 'can we sit here?' i'd have said, 'yeah no worries' because they were a family and i was but one man. but it felt like blatant opportunism over, 'oh that guy's leaving,' i clearly wasn't.
>>85328413>QRD on why the government is hell bent on releasing all the murders and rapists?Depends on whether you believe it's incompetence or malice. Releasing them simply because the prisons are overflowing and they can't hold them anymore is just as much of a plausible answer as them being released strategically to cause more social strife and division amongst the Goyim.
>>85328515She wanks him off to a violent, noisy orgasm as part of bedtime
Corrr two (You)s so far wahey
>>85328561I'd say things like shepherds pie, cottage pie, toad in the hole, anything with yorkshire pudding, cornish pasty, some pies meat and potato/steak and kidney, ploughman's lunch, Sunday roast, full English fry up. I have a book with ye olde (not overly old, my grandparents era) yorkshire recipes that have a lot of recipes from my town and area. No offence, but seems like your grandparents got a taste for WW2 ration style meals, and you got subjected to it. Overcooked anything is operator error IMO, git gud at cooking amarite, unless they liked it because of whatever memory it conjured up?We do have a mixture of foods, but removing the one's born in a country that had a law written to make easier to be "British", that mixture is from french and scandinadian countries due to invasion. Maybe the ethnics do fall into that category, but an invited invasion.Murrica is built on capitalism and highly influenced by consumerism, they've been made to be that way (if you have an hour to kill look up adam curtis century of self, on youtube. Good videos on that subject).
>>85328605>i clearly wasn'tIf someone gets up and leaves it's hardly clear that they aren't leaving
Budey and Footmong making a beeline for Welpers Bottom
>>85328582as a rarely-goes-outsider, today was an interesting experience.main takeaway is it isn't all doom and gloom like you internet people say. i intentionally NOOTICED the proportion of not-whites and nah, shit's about the same.some people are absolutely beautiful/handsome and it's like, 'holy shit you're just walking around', but even the rough people just look fine? hard to explain. actual homeless people, addicts, it showed on their face, but they weren't like 'ew ew get away from me!' they just looked like people.i did see some frail middle-aged alky bloke in the church carpark with his shirt off. i've been underweight but in my alky days i tended towards beer so i have NO IDEA how he keeps that figure. he was staring victim #4. i could have fixed him.
>>85328569Yep it do be like that in some villages, just have to deal with it if you want to be in that kind of scenery. Change the roads and scenery you change the experience. You must be gay, there's fit lasses all over, but you are correct about the makeup issue. It is a female thing worldwide, but some of ours treat it like wood varnish. Mental.
>>85328602>5 cylinder turbo making 300hp.That must sound delightful lad, watch out for the speed cameras kek
>>85328618you know when someone sort of keeps one leg back a bit, like they're pivoting and stretching to look around the corner? not actually getting up to leave?i could not have made it more abundantly clear. and it's not often i feel like i was in the right when it comes to body language.
>me yesterdayIt's friday woohoo>me todayWoohoo love a friday>me tomorrowI'm indifferent about mondays
STOP using Vodafone
Royal Mail have delivered my Amazon package.by which i mean, it is downstairs split open with my cans of pop spilling all over the floor. both violating my privacy about what's inside, and probably pissing off the downstairs neighbours.luv that 4 me <3
>>85328637It's thursday though
>>85328648finally some prosecutions under the 'giving sim cards to a charity who gave them to somebody else act, 2007'
>>85328538Because Jews are descended from matriarchal lineage and female coded which explains their divisive nature. Irradicating them wouldn't rid the world of that "evil" either because the women will carry those genes like a trojan horse.
Not heard Budey mentioned in ages is he still milf perving
>>85328657I know, I was using a shit joke as an original way to say I have memory issues.
>>85328663We will never get any female posters here if we have creeps like him posting here
>>85328688You just replied to him.
>>85328666>an original waybut you made the same joke yesterday.anon, we're worried ;_;
Sweating me wollocks off here cant stand this fucking heat
>>85328660He said: VodafoneThree's programme provides mobile SIMs to registered UK charities - against strict programme criteria - for distribution to vulnerable people in the UK.
No wonder most of africa is an underdeveloped shithole. Impossible to get anything done in this heat.
black lakeblue pondi hear the sirens call
aye pure sad this last AVGN. not just cringe writing or shilling or summat.i thought the guitar lad was doing some hipster above-it-all sarcastic performance at first. but his guitar/singing is clearly not what it once was.bloke is ill, struggling to get his lines out. i remember when these were all spry young 30-year-olds goofing around and laughing together.the first AVGN video is now older than Simon's Quest was when he made the video. let that sink in.
>>85328694Well I remember that..., nope genuinely got distracted and forgot. Bugger it was a good one. Remembered. Royal mail; used to brag about delivering in all sorts of weather WE'LL GET IT TO YA, now the poofs are saying the weather might make it so some deliveries aren't made. Bunch of poofs. Sack off I WEAR SHORTS IN COLD WEATHER! and start wearing trousers in hot weather. Cover up, not cower away. They should be ashamed.
Parasitic worms sliding out of Welpers Bottom
>>85328733i know how you feel ladearlier i took some pictureso f beers and was like'hang on, i see my legs in the bottle reflections there'but now i've had those beers and FUCK IT FUCKE VERYTHING *not* CARING IS CRINGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkFr6-5Gt5M
reret not getting spiritsused to bolster the beers with gins, that was just smarthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNF4_Xy7pNMshe knew the score x
wish i was genuinely high iq and could spend time learning about things that i find interesting
I'M TAKING BACK THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST'CAUSE SIX IS NOT A PRETTY NUMBEREIGHT OR THREE ARE DEFINITELY BETTERA IS FOR THE ADDRESS ON THE LETTERTO MY ALCOHOLIC FRIENDS xx
>>85328634>i stood up for a few seconds to look around the cornerYou got up and walked to the corridor's corner, how is anyone meant to know you weren't leaving when you got up and left
>>85328762Not similar in any way at all. You didn't post because you forgot, you posted and said this to get people to look at you in a crop top and your boxers.I like beers like that as well, but not drinking 4 of the same. Might get a mix next time I go to sainsburys. Not sure when the last time I had a beer was (not on purpose, just CBA).
too scared to post anything in case one upping lad mogs me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2AcDtjLAYg&t=3m11sPaging the niggerkino dept rn meX
>>85328860dont worry im in a good mood today
just saved, 279 quid on my car insurance, get in!
>>85326470>>85326488yeah wtf, was this meant to be a nice beach pic? it looks like shit
>>85328881Well done lad it pays to compare innit
>>85328849i hope this diagram makes it clear to you.
I feel ketty's pain.FUCK ROYAL MAIL.
Women above 30 just don't do it for me
Nearly a month of no alcohol now. Building my strength. Looked in the fridge and there are bottles of beer. But I resist the temptation to drink. It's that simple. I WILL do 150 days sober. Corrr.
>>85328916Just think ahead more mongboy
Shippy cumming inside Welpers Bottom
>>85328854except i explicitly did things not in the chronological order you described, so not everything is this mad conspiracy theory you envision unless we have time travel>last year i saw a snail>Yeah well? You only LOOKED at that snail as some masterplan to have-had-seen a snail so you could say it currently, we all know how it works.if anything it is the opposite, you are actually bonkers
>/old.reddit.com/r/Piracy/comments/1vmpejv/cineby_shutting_down/Fuck sake lol
Nice little 16 hour sleep there. Looking forward to the big snooze tonight
>>85328932>cineby_shutting_down/*punches wall*FUCKK
>>85328921nice one frienddon't let unemployment lead to boredom lead to drinking (like that one episode of The Simpsons where Marge drinks half a glass of wine every day)you seem like a nice fella. no non-cringe way to say this, it is what it is. i hope things work out for you, and not-drinking over routine-drinking is always a good thing
>>85328656and who's fault is that? I suppose you'll blame the driver, but the fact is you just can't reliably send 24 cans of pop in a cardboard box, the weight alone is enough to break the box, combined with the cans being metal and the edges of the cans, the box is likely to break. If it's come from Amazon you're lucky to still get it because they often just cancel the order and put the cans in the fridge for the wagies. The simple solution is to just fetch your own cans of pop from the shop.
nobody talks about timmy james byran anymore
>>85328947Honestly I feel busier now and therefore not bored now that I am a NEET again. But this is what happens when you let so many chores and random things build up due to years of procrastinating and executive dysfunction. Corrr. Life is good and bad and then good again. Foreverially. Anyway I just felt like blog posting, I didn't mean it as a counter to your drinking relapse. That's just coincidence.
>>85328955i've had a few drinks and quite frankly i cannot be pissed with you rwank.what's functionally happened is Amazon have contracted Royal Mail to do a delivery, a box has broken, and the weird layout of my flat has led a delivery delivery to drop a heavy box awkwardly. it is a bad situation, even if you view it as completely blameless, the same way 'falling over' is a bad situation.i cannot carry 24 cans of pop from the shop because it's too heavy.hope this helps.
Royal mail are taking forever to deliver my snail mail packages since they started focusing on van deliveries. Melters.
>>85328972nah it's no worries wor lad, it's not a competition or anything is it.but i think it's pretty common in the early stages of NEETdom you think>corrr i can catch up on my reading, can't i? learn an instrument!and i can't lie: it's good (don't tell the wagies.) but you hit diminishing returns.ideally we'd move to some world where waging isn't necessary, but we ALSO find something for our human brains to feel satisfied with. maybe not just mindlessly consooming videos but conversation, art, intellectual pursuits, SOMETHING...? i don't know.
>>85328975>too heavyYet you're able to carry it upstairs. You're full of shit pal. You're just a lazy dosser. You must be a fat cunt and all with how much fizzy pop you drink. >>85328989I haven't had a letter for 5 weeks desu, think they're just not bothering with letters anymore, I see Royal Mail vans when I'm on my rounds and I don't see them delivering any letters, only parcels
>>85328992Most of us probably just aren't bright enough to use our time well. Oh well. I reckon I'll get a womfortable seasonal job anyway. Christmas time. Maybe.
>>85329002They even lost one of my parcels and I had to get a refund. Doesn't help that a company I buy from doesn't send everything together.
What about covid though?
>>85329002>Yet you're able to carry it upstairs. You're full of shit pal. You're just a lazy dosser. can you understand how carrying something up some stairs is different from carting it home 3/4 mile from a supermarket?i bet you can.>>85329016weren't you on about this last year or the year before? forgot what it was, just that there was an OPPORTUNITY for some seasonal work.honestly it just feels like everything is collapsing. not in some /pol/ conspiracy way, and we're not in war, but just like everything's at breaking point. i am now in debt at a point where previously they'd send bailiffs. but i'm sure there's a back-catalogue of to-be-baliffeds so i'm not even worried.similar to the whole 'prisons are full' thing, i suppose.
>>85329032ACKCHYUALLY
As for me? Love DVDs.
>>85329057HOW THE FLYING FUCK
>>85329052Well yes we are deep in decline and nothing materially will, or likely even can, get better in our lifetimes. Oh well oh well. It is what it is.I have worked seasonal jobs before. I probably was posting about it when I was dreaming of quitting my job. But now I actually did leave my job so yeah I guess I could get another job now.I have tried to encourage down and out posters to get seasonal warehouse cuck jobs before, but I guess it usually falls on deaf ears. It easy and low responsibility and in my experience it never comes with the awful HR/longhoused vibes that other jobs have.
>>85329002>I haven't had a letter for 5 weeks desu, think they're just not bothering with letters anymore, I see Royal Mail vans when I'm on my rounds and I don't see them delivering any letters, only parcelsThat's how it should be now. All that time and energy wasted delivering pieces of paper with information that could easily be sent electronically for close to zero cost. Unless it's important documentation that the recipient must read such as something from the bank, HMRC or hospital then I see no reason to deliver letters anymore.
Eventually he stayed asleep foreber
Foreber and ever
SSM fan meet up ends in disappointment as convention goers couldn't smell the trademark fish scent
>>85329072>I have tried to encourage down and out posters to get seasonal warehouse cuck jobs before, but I guess it usually falls on deaf ears. It easy and low responsibility and in my experience it never comes with the awful HR/longhoused vibes that other jobs have.not a bad idea, really. but even as a lefty libcuck pinko (according to some) i feel like we're in a different world innit. i'll even give the incel types some credit here: there really is a value we derived from work that's fell by the wayside, and work itself has become redundant to the point we're inventing new jobs.i know that's a cope but i HAVE felt self-fulfilled, and i don't think i would just stacking shelves tbqh. and that's not some pretentious shite, i have nothing but respect for miners wot went down the pits, but at the end of the day that created a whole life for them.if i worked in a warehouse, it would be to earn several hundred extra pounds a month. which i frankly do not need. other than to maybe, potentially, say:>hey prospective partner, i'm an EARNER. a restaurant meal? yeah, i can manage that xbut it's all so ephemeral and insecure.
>>85329082>important documentationYes lad that's generally what letters are these days. I have been waiting for important documentation and nothing has arrived in 5 weeks. It's not just me, I've spoke to my neighbours and they haven't received anything either. I've even gone to the Royal Mail delivery office and they've claimed the street is clear.>>85329124I bet you complain about right wingers who aren't working though
I got sacked from my warehouse job for slapping a female co-worker's arse.
>>85329124Insneed, the juice is not worth the squeeze for a lot of people out there. I'm not sure why I even want to work aside from some vague sense of "I should". And to be less of a burden. Beyond that though, not much point really.
>>85329130>I bet you complain about right wingers who aren't working thoughnope. i support the welfare state in just about the same way people did when it was created. i don't give a shit if you're an evil demon with shit taste in music, frankly, i'm glad we enshrine the entitlement in law. how it should be.>>85329140my bread and butter is probably psychology, and there's some underlying thing there right. like as humans we 'want' to work. maybe not office work, but some general tendency towards productivity. it's like the worst of both worlds when we have mad science-fiction robots BUT people are still left wanting.
Ship Shippy spooning Welp Welper
Welper lying cold in the morgue whilst the coroner notes severe anal lacerations
should i choose a noble occupation?if i did i'd only show up late and sickand they would stare at me with hatredplus my only natural talent's wasted on my alcoholic friendsmy alcoholic friendsthe party never endsmy alcoholic friends
Might try and read a book instead of spending all day seeing some spacker post about gaped arseholes
>>85329210you won't, you're gapeddicted, you'll be back like the little gapeslut you are
phwoarrrrjust remonstrated the brown-skinned brapwurst from the arscheloche-von-poopschaft-an-der-naze into the watervloset recepticlepropa gert lush diss wun hairfta e be admituatedpic related is me
>Morrisons The Best Dinky Honey & Mustard Cocktail SausagesladsLADS
Not a fan of honey being the new thing. Don't get me wrong I make a nice honey chicken and I have honey in my coffee rather than sugar, but it's my ex's name and I hate her
>>85329253i still don't think this is the real Soundfriend, i think it's an extension of the faux-HHL/'gape' gimmick.lack of sentence case aside, it's just not his style
>>85329271i know how you feel. two of my exes' names were essentially just letters.now i hate those letters.
Staring into Welpers Gape
>>85329285I don't hate honey the food, I only hate honey the woman
Did you hate honey before the brain injury?
>>85329317no. i just support its removal from the English alphabet. totally redundant anyway, like K or %.
>>85329317Are you a jew, Louis?
>>85329317Lucozade louis
Gaped buttholes just aren't what they're cracked up to be. Not even sure that's a pun. Doesn't work does it. Whatever.Overheard some of that Ricky Gervais Alley Cats thing earlier. It feels like a radio show/podcast. Whether it is funny or not doesn't really matter but it just doesn't feel like it needs to be an animated show at all. Weird style to it.
>>85329384>Doesn't work does it. Whatever.2visceral4me>that Ricky Gervais Alley Cats thing earlier. It feels like a radio show/podcast. i didn't like it but i'm glad i watched it. honestly the most 'offensive' thing is the animation (like they're clearly going for an old British cartoon with painted backgrounds but it's so fake and sterile).i said it in /britfeel/: if 'Alley Cats' was a segment in some broader sketch show, people would love it. they'd want a whole Alley Cats series.as it is, it's actually difficult to watch. i think (You) recommend Extras to me, but at least that's different characters and situations, Alley Cats is just the cynical conversations sometimes broken up by 'oh yeah, let's pretend the show has a story/heart <3'
>>85329412Yeah the style of humour didn't seem alien to me or anything, it just feels like a podcast where people talk rubbish for a bit. That can be funny but does it need to be an animated series? Idk. At no point could I suspend my disbelief and think "yes these actually seem like cats". Extras is great yeah. Loved that and The Office.
Its a shitcom
>>85329427>At no point could I suspend my disbelief and think "yes these actually seem like cats". to be fair there's a lot of stuff about them being cats, a lot of it is cats = arseholes but it's not like they're just humans voicing cats. they got some mileage out of it.t. used to hate Cat in Red Dwarf, met cats, realised he's a cat, now i love Cat in Red Dwarf.
i think woke makes people think a cartoon cat saying cunt isn't funny
Gawping at shitty Arseholes
I want my fuckin' lasagne, John. None of that faggot gabagool shit, ya hear? It's fucking Monday and I fuckin' hate Mondays, ya fanook!
>>85329470lol okay you're back in my good books
Hate to brag but, I've had 8 ice pops today.
>>85329470also jon wants to transition and garfield has strong opinions about that
Last book you read, lads?
>>85329514Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban de lid
>>85329521How many years ago was that lad x
>>85329514Fully read? Dunno, it was years ago, probably a Terry Pratchet one. Last 1 I started to read and then got the jist? A book about how capitalism is being replaced by techno feudal lords.
>>853295231, laddington x
>>85329530How old are you out of curiosity mate x
Penny tickets on the diamond room? tyvm paddy
>>85329514I am legend a few months back. I need to start reading again. Nothing better than a good book desu
Gaping Welper
>>85329540mid-30s de ladjust felt like re-reading something light, didn't i? nothing wrong with that, is there? my favourite book, overall, is probably The Hobbit. and i've read plenty of 'classics' and philosophy wank.
I remember my school librarian talking shit about Tolkien and his writing style, calling it overly descriptive. I kind of agree nowadays
>>85329552>The hobbitThis is my go to if i ever find myself hanging around a library. Such a nice little book
you should be able to wank off in the library on the computers hehe
>>85329563>talking shit about Tolkien and his writing stylefair enough>overly descriptiveU WOT
>>85329574You can if quick enough.
tolkien's prose is kinda bad honestly, his skill is in verse and world building
just remembered when i walked in on my dad wanking in the living room
>getting a flower on the dying aloe vera i got for freeoh it lovely
Ready for the eclipse lads? 7pm is peak. I am ready. Paid 30 bong for some glasses off a guy in town this morning, well pleased at that price.
Welper hasn't been here since the image of his gaped batty was posted. Just want him back.
>>85329622Can't wait lad. Just glued 7 pairs of sunglasses together
Hope none of you lads live in Stourbridge, looks a bit toasty there atm
Bought tickets in every penny bingo session on tonight, 77p down the shitter. Better win this fucking jackpot.
If I ever win the lottery, I promise I'll give every lad here at least 100 grand.
>>85329640Not him but, I superglued 2 pairs together once but had them facing each other. Bloody reversed the tint on both pairs just like a fucken normal pair.>>85329661Ta lad.
If I ever win the lottery, I promise I'll give every lad here at least 101 grand.
>>85329514The Theory of Psychoanalysis by C. G. JungCurrently reading, The Kybalion by Three Initiates.
>>85329514 Client-Centred Therapy: Its Current Practice, Implications, and Theory by Carl RogersCurrently reading, The KybaMASTIFF by FOUR Initiates
Don't call them FOIDS bro!! x
gay homosexuals raping my anus
I still think the worst thing you can call a woman is a 'hole'. Brutal.
Still think its funny Bond married a woman called Tracy
>>85329733what if you criticised her taste in music/films/feelings, but left it vague and refused to elaborate?
>>85329796she'd call you a vague boy then go on lover island and get fucked by a bantu
>>85329514Growth of the Soil
To my fellow neets. How do you wake up? Sleeping as long as possible has become my default state
>>85329813chronic insomnia, haven't had a good nights sleep in 2 years
might have a particular aleHobgoblin? i can't say (for reasons.)
Haven't drank in a few years now, but I always crave a cider on hot days.
>>85329813i've reverted my Clock app to the factory default after some "alarm did not trigger due to an unknown error" problem (nowt on Google).but schedules are overrated. some up at 8pm yesterday. if anything, i skipped over some horrendous heat i then read some hours-old /britfeel/ posts about.
A few bulls taking turns on Welpers Bottom
>>85329840Something nice about a cider. Reminds me of England
tada
>>85329850genuinely solid canteencore grub.luv those floury buns, me. like the presential wrapping for your burger.
>the THIRD Pokemon game is the DEFINITIVE one!hated this wank. as 'unbalanced' as these games were, it's obvious there was some thought put into them, then someone just went>final boss of the area? nah m8, Jessie and James show up afterwards OLOLOLOLnot to mention inserting a bunch of random stuff like just giving you all the starters. sort of nonsense you'd find in a ROM hack, in all honestly.
Cheesy chips with red saltNothing better Especial if the cheese is unmelted
>>85329938>Cheesy chips with red salt>Nothing better>Especial if the cheese is unmelteddidn't ask your onion mate
>>85329946>OnionYou again. What did i tell you about replying to me mate
is 'onion' the new thing you were doing yesterday?i'm not even doing a thing, i can't remember what it was.
mate B is concerned about her ability to be a professional counsellor because of her mood swings.think i'd rather have a counsellor with mood swings tbqh. someone honest rather than a smily robot.
Me arse is wide as an onion ring after that greasy sweaty bumsesh FUARK.
>>85329823Sorry to hear lad. Guess it puts my situation in perspective
>>85329984I would rather have someone who engages me and challenges me than a smily robot. I couldn't be a counsellor for a number of reasons, the urge to fix being one of them.
This film has massive anime energy.
Welp Welper Bumming the night awaaaay at Welper Bottom
some nasty little fartingtonbergs coming out of bottomly today
>>85330050>the urge to fix being one of them.oh dude they fucking beat that out of you ASAP bahah. like that's why most people go into it, right, but imagine trying to keep a non-judgemental attitude while also trying to resolve it like a puzzle (and yeah some modalities offer advice, but hopefully you see the issue here)i'm with a lot of internet nerds where 'go to therapy!' isn't a magic bullet and it's all well and good to solve things yourself if you can, BUT THAT'S ALSO TRUE OF PHYSICAL HEALTH (drink water and apply plasters and have a good night's rest, everyone)but all this AI shite has proven how much people dislike fakery. i compare it to American 'customer service' versus British workers. i really, really would rather have a nurse candidly admitting she's having a bad day, than some HospCo. employee telling me i'm a valued part of the HospCo. family.
BritNormie writing a WordPress post about Ricky Gervais' Alley Cats changed his life
>>85329813Not a NEET me but i always set my alarm so that i have 8 hours of sleep when i have a day off
>>85330143Fuck britnormie that guy is everything thats wrong with the UK
Slow thread today. When was the last time you shat yourself lads?
>>85329938Corr, I could have some cheesy chips. Nice one anon.
>>85330166Week before last. You?
>>85330166Cumsharted myself a month ago. Came out of nowhere
>>85330166happening right now
>>85330180Almost did in iceland yesterday
what are cool original doritos meant to taste likewhatever they are, they good mane x
Not right what he did to Elijah.
>>85330192They're ranch flavour.
Slaving away to acquire a used VW Polo Estate on finance
not fair how we can't just have a homogenous high trust societyin tears over it tbqh
>>85330166Closest ive been is letting rip a massive fart as i came into some Irish bird i didn't really like, tbf she was impolite, an alcoholic and all the things that went with that personality type. She'd have done well here.But yeah, she was disgusted. Later on in the relationship she started eating a lot of pataks curries and one night she farted and i counted iirc 62 seconds until she stopped letting out the brap.But no i've never shat myself.
>>85330192i swear down (and i mean right down) there was a point in the 2000s where Cool Original Doritos were like a ready-salted but slightly-cheesy taste, then the Tangy Cheese Doritos were advertised as>moar cheesier! moar tangier!followed by the Cool Original ones becoming >moar like the old Tangy Cheese!and we LOST the ORIGINAL Cool Originals, which i was fond of ;__;
>>85330191I have to be careful, if I've not had my morning poo I don't go out. Life of a serial self shidder.
Shippys spaff cannon going off in the general direction of Welpers Bottom
>>85330050I couldn't be a councillor because I hate the mentally unwellfreaks
>>85330193Obsessed lad
>>85330226how about you HECK the FRICK off??????t. mentally well person
Love a bit of Thin Lizzy me
junk food should be banned. i hate fatties with a passion
>>85330244Boys are back in town might be one of the greatest songs of all time. Always puts me in a good mood
It's like the insane leading the insane.
>>85330246same and i am a fatty, i just think we shouldn't be allowed.keep MSG in Chinese food because then you're selectively eating Chinese food, aren't you? it's like shisha or V.R.
Garn sail in with a certified Now That's What I Call Helper classic xGuess who just sailed in today?Them Bantus boys that'd been awayHaven't changed, need arse to gapeBut, man, I still think them wogs are crazyThey were askin' if Welper's aroundHow's his arse, where he could be poundTold them he was livin' downtownDrivin' all the Pakis crazyThe Bantus back in town, the Bantus back in town(I said) The Bantus back in town, the Bantus back in townThe Bantus back in town, the Bantus back in townThe Bantus back in town, the Bantus back in townYou know that lid that used to mince a lot?Every night, he'd be on the streets, taking booty shotsMan, when I tell ya he was bent, he's a cock slotI mean, he was steamin'And that time over at carehome placeWell, Ahmed got up and he fucked Welper's gapeMan, we just fell about the placeIf that Lid don't wanna know, forget emThe Bantus back in town, the Bantus back in town(I said) The Bantus back in town, the Bantus back in townThe Bantus back in town, the Bantus back in townThe Bantus back in town, the Bantus back in townSpread his arse aroundBantus back in townYou spread his arse aroundFriday night, cocks pressed to spillDown at Beehive Pub and GrillThe spunk will flow and guts will spillAnd if the boys wanna spaff, you better let 'emThat batty in the corner blastin' out a wretched pongThe gapes are getting wider, it won't be longWon't be long till Welper cumsNow that Bantus are here againhttps://youtu.be/wIE5wwvicew
>>85330246Fat people should be locked in a cupboard for 3 months. Just fed a healthy diet until they're thin
THE BANTUS BACK IN TOWN
Spaffing on my arm by accident
guess who just got back today
>>85330286thin lizzy
The Isle of Shippy
god this huge cardboard box full of recycling is staring me in the face (and occasionally tripping me over wheneber i exit my boxroom)the big commie block recycling bin WAS emptied today so I COULD throw it in there. but i wasted my one trip downstairs grabbing my pop, didn't i?downstairs neighbours are smoking weed and it is absolutely lush waiting up to my windows. but i'm in no mood to deal with stoneroids asking what a box is or why i'm carrying one.
also i tried gluing up my sports water bottle that i broke with all-purpose adhesive (i couldn't find the super glue).all day my water tasted of glue, which is fair enough.but now what am i meant to do? i am NOT putting my night water in a glass.
freebird solo
Through the Fire and Flames on easy
>>85330352party on dufe
I will time travel back to the sixties and make her my wife.
>>85330400Who is she laddo
>>85330352I could never play guitar hero on hard because my brain wouldn't allow me to use my pinky finger to press the orange button. Always bothered me that
>>85330416One of the leads of the film Daisies (1966). Czechoslovakian lassie.
Come on queens! Let's sashay into a new thread full scale Welperstyle.
>>85330352I miss Guitar Hero and Rock Band so much. I was expert all the way. I was addicted and probably put thousands of hours in. Imagine if I did that with a real guitar. Corrrrrr.
Very ketlad coded thread this >>85329949
Shippy making love to Welpers Bottom on the isle of Shippy
Used to use a controller on guitar hero because i couldn't afford a guitar
mumberg and dadberg hate each off so they spoil me with gifts for affection
>>85330419i'm telling you lad use the free time and brainspace to LEARN AN INSTRUMENT>>85330421see, these are what i call 'wronggays'. mostly because they can't dance for shit and as homosexuals they have no excuse.
>>85330432have to ask:in what way lad?no joke i just had half a tin of chicken + vegetable soup but that's like, soup, y'know?
>>85330432Thought that was the new britfeel thread. Almost had a heart attack as it wasn't to code
>>85330439if i wanted you onion, i'd ask for it. capiche?
EVEN BUCKINGHAM PALACE EATS>>85330464>>85330464>>85330464
>>85330470mi onion es soinion(as they say in Wales)
Ship Shippy of the Isle of Shippy
>>85328692Hook line and sinker x
