Bit hot lads innit

>>85330479
Not for me, I have air conditioning in my home.

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Bantus are back in town and I'm garn to the

Gaped Batty Club, I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Gaped Batty Club, I'm gonna keep on dancing down in
Wunderland Town, I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Gaped Batty Club, Gaped Batty Club

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR3Liudev18

eating peanut m and ms arent i x

>>85330482
Bit slow lad, embarrassing

>>85330464
Are these the tins with the little key to open them? Not seen them since I was a kid

messaged an old friend on a whim and we got chatting for hours. nice that she's back in my life x

>>85330482
we getting on the warakoke tonight de lid x

Two Phoenix nights threads in 2 days what a treat.

/feel/street was a good image cuse it could be remixed for thread and yookay happenings

>>85330495
did that with a girl i used to know and turned out she was now married with a sprog

>>85330495
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back

>>85330512
Lads too lazy these days to edit it

small body, long neck

>>85330522
sign of the times sadly

I'll be gone by Christmas x

>>85330531
Where you going lad, anywhere nice?

aight, time for Twilight 2: New Moon.

i think this is the stupid one where Edward is an imaginary ghost? these films are stupid, lads.

An active brit thread on bant, lush!

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>Gfberg w/her juicy phat brown arse been sitting on me lap the other day
>Lurking chair's started sagging down ever since

ckin ell

Ought to fix this soon me i do

X

north pole, lad

Theres only 0.6 jobs available per working age person in my area and 25% are economically inactive
Absolutely mad

Esoteric Shippyism

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Wetherspoons tyrant security guard tried stopping SSM from recording in the pub. At least he stood his ground.

https://youtu.be/hhvke36Et7o?t=412

https://youtu.be/8O7VTw1E3b4

imagine banging this out on great speakers

Any low cal snack ideas lads?
Been surviving off cucumbers and hummous lately

>>85330560
they have one on /mlp/ too for some reason

any lads here played va-11 hall-a cyberpunk bartender action

still don't accept that's the real Soundo'

just the same guy who casually knows all the lore (but only casually) who's vaguely aware SS's gf is non-wh*te

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All the feral and abandoned Apus are dead in my area. The current heatwave melted the last of them as their ponds dried up this week. They had nowhere to go to escape the heat and most of the ice lollies in my town have gone to the frens with homes and they wouldn't accept the Feasts I brought them since they've changed the recipe. Even our local Sparkfrog is fucking dead.
It's going to take years to re-establish their little colonies.

>>85330604
don't even know that is xx

>>85330597
Hope you're supplementing it with vitamins

>>85330560
>>85330598
Colonizing everything we come across us just in our nature

>>85330611
you play as a cute lesbian girl working as a bartender in a cyberpunk setting ;)

>>85330612
Aye a multivitamin a day

>>85330628
Sounds like that coffee talk game

>>85330628
tranmans must be going wild

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https://www.zerohedge.com/political/inside-utahs-trans-marxist-militia-cuba-revolutionary-trips-and-rifle-training-declaring

Bit deranged these pinko looney troons

>>85330464
Bit of a bog standard edish x

Going to finally watch Alps by the great Yorgos Lanthimos.

Welpers Bottom having a closer encounter with Shippy

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luv Bella's cop dad, me.

i barely remember him from the book. but the actor bloke's like
>m'kay, i don't get it, but i can say the line.

he's meant to be the 'cringe dad'. but in a world of cringe, he is the only sane one.

Just necked a whole bag of tangfastics

>>85330673
>Just necked a whole bag of tangfastics
Proof?

>>85330678
CBA getting my phone and taking a pic of empty bag. You'll just have to trust me

>>85330666
I went to Forks recently actually
it was pretty shit ngl
most of the movies were filmed in british columbia

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Hafta head out within the next 30 for today's nightrideberg

Don't i

X

just want a country without darkies everywhere, its not fair

>>85330722
Move to Hungary. It's 100% white there.

>>85330730
>become the invader

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corrrrr best girl has aged 10 years and now the contacts + wigs are just there, are they

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm1c2Od7UtI

What did I do wr9ng now

Once upon a midnight, napping. Suddenly I heard a plapping
From my bed, the sound I pondered then out of my window yondered.
A Welperlad, a man who had to, be desecrated by big Bantus.
I gazed upon a hellish scape, saw the maw of that lids gape.
Quoth the Welper - FUAARKIN MOAAAR

>>85330732
Assuming he is also white, he can learn conversational Hungarian online within 6 months

>>85330735
Post more vampire bints.

It'd been funny if he sparked him out in the loft https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Inktw08g4C0

>>85330598
>/mlp
might be worth to avoid gapeposting since its a blueboard

>>85330609
natural selection de lad, hunk helpers are banging apuettes night and day in air conditioned penthouses to re-populate

>>85330786
>trade that transit in for a fucking horse ya cowboy
That tickled me that

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>Bella, did i ever tell you about the Volturi? i forgot to mention them in the last film, but they're the most powerful of all the covens who live in the Vatican and set our laws, and before drinking your blood to save your life i was secretly considering suicide under the vampire edicts they laid down back in 1536 A.D. when Horatio Longtooth III decreed that...

turning the first film into a standalone mumblecore flick was the best decision. fuck 'the lore'.

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>>85330766
Alice is the only cute one.
but the downside is she can always see you cumming before it happens.

(little Twilight joke there for the Twilightlads.)

Shippy spaffing inside of Welpers Bottom

>abloobloo you won't want me when i look like a grandma

fuck you film don't treat like that's it's absurd. Bella is right for once, GIVE HER THAT

Welper getting neck massaged by 14 inches of Bantu manaconda.

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does it ever drive you crazy
just how fast the night changes

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Almost ready to head out arnt i

Phwoarrr

X

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>>85330985
THIS is the second posting off a similar nature you have posted
perhaps it is designed to confuse
but your melancholies should be subdued

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Wish Apus still dressed like this. Now all they wear are t-shirts (they like blue) and brown shorts.

>>85331019
rather poetic that

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corrr the vampires have to leave Forks despite having already having returned to Forks and for some reason the transient teenage girl is now a liability because apparently none of them have ever fallen in love before except in the future films when they have so

>>85330666
Watching underworld myself.
Corr that main vampire lads

Love clown girls me

>>85330920
It was amazing when her nudes leaked. She was definitely the prettiest (after Edward).

>>85331053
So does Footlad

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As for me? It's Czechoslovakian lassies from the sixties.

Who tf is buying Danish ham, why do they keep making it?

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They're probably dead now, innit?

Welper and Shippy appearing in the first gay edition of BLACKED

>>85331119
Doesn't this get tiring for you? Quality aside, its pure shitposts that require zero creative effort. But the man power of always posting. Every thread, every 20 minutes. Hats off to you mate, i couldn't do it personally

>>85331032
i'll agree there's been a decline in standards but blue is to bring out the colour of their eyes and brown is to hide the fact they've shit themselves

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>>85331224
>Hats off to you mate
he's seething phwoarrrr

kek that louis theroux arsenal head injury joke was a banger

>>85330985
corrrrr


wun of cutest kittingtonshire i ever seen

does hhl not post here anymore?

all i see is fake hhl

he does post on /brit/ sometimes
seemed like he had enuff of sum lads on here who was bullying amd doxxing him

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I bet it was toasty in HMP Wakefield today. Hopefully Harry Jae Robb's human rights are being respected by prison staff.

>>85331325
an image of his gaped batty was posted here. He hasn't been seen since.

Finished watching Alps. Pretty good x

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>>85330464
fukcing forgot to see the wanking eclipse last nnite TAKING THE PISS

Budey announcement Friday 0700.

Prooflad in tonight?

Welpers Bottom emitting a foul TMAU stench

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Mad int it the ole mental elf, this time last month, I was ready to do damage, now, I'm agreeing with picrel bit.
WAGMI, faggots.
Be warned, cheesy normie choon coming in yer ears.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CbxJBtgd9o

>>85331325
He lost. He left. We won. In every way.

Might go Selby. Or Goole.

>>85331348
the next one is 2090, set your alarm

>>85331224
Literal bot m8

>>85331325
he was back a few days ago

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>>85331377
>mental elf
>THE GLEN (Levi Heron Remix)
>mental menzies
Mental that his walk on chooon is that exact chooon

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>>85331405
Heard it on dayz, great game.

Feels like it's getting even hotter now. Managed to stay cool all day. Fucks sake.

CORRRRRR! CUMMING INSIDE A SOCK! HELLO MR. CUMSOCK!

Spunking my man batter all over Welpers Bottom

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phwoooar

considerin' anudda trip to poopmenistan-under-naze

verily
isnae it

den perhaps anudda 80 of R&R

intrestin' debacle today
was plannin' on not induciatin' the 'bationberg, ideally for bout 5 days

but saw dat breadingtonber on /tv/ ...

maybe luna lovejoy calls for a gud wankingtonshire

Saving up six months worth of cock cheese and then spreading it on a pancake and feeding it to a homeless lass.

>>85331433
corrr anudda excellent post diss wun

i had a cup of decaff tea rather than a beer, thats +1 goodboy point for me

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>>85331445
>homeless lass

>>85331443
>Pure onion

>>85331325
HHL used to do homosexual webcam streams years ago after the marmiteman4 saga ended to further boost his online presence, he was introduced to gaping his anus also known as rosdebudding in the gay community by a user called greggthegaper726. There he was shown how to express his sexuality online and preform gaping shows for years on chaturbate and mrgayUKtv.co.uk. Recently somebody found an image of his webcamming days and it was posted here and he has been in hiding since

Cloning Shippy and creating an army of Shippys and sending them into the ocean to capsize the wogboats.

>>85331469
Gross
Stinky

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>>85331469
>HHL used to do homosexual webcam streams years ago after the marmiteman4 saga ended to further boost his online presence, he was introduced to gaping his anus also known as rosdebudding in the gay community by a user called greggthegaper726. There he was shown how to express his sexuality online and preform gaping shows for years on chaturbate and mrgayUKtv.co.uk. Recently somebody found an image of his webcamming days and it was posted here and he has been in hiding since
pic related (its you)

>>85330762
Hungarian is incredibly difficult to learn

>>85331469
It must have been a rough transition from racist incel YouTuber to a semi famous gay webcam streamer

I've never kissed a girl on the arsehole

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I LOOKED AT CLOUDS FROM BOTH SIDES NOW
FROM UP AND DOWN AND STILL SOMEHOW
ITS CLOUDS ILLUSIONS I RECALL
I REALLY DON'T KNOW CLOUDS AT ALL

Derrick... what happened to ya son?

japanese akitas gang raping sean

>>85331634
They turned the weans against us

>>85331647
fukkin...

sing it with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OznBbtrTrX4

Is Limmy cancelled or hated now or is he still sound?

>>85331711
He streams

a nice brown girl smiled at me today

>>85331731
Hope you put her in her place.

>>85331743
i am no longer a racist.

Might kms if i keep failing the captcha

What should i do tomorrow lads? Gotta get out of this rut

>>85331751
Captcha keeping the man down.

>>85331457
dinnae ken wha' diss means wee lad

>>85331711
find him a bit borin' deez days

hes a boomer pretendin' tae be a yung lad

Shippy piping Welpers gaped Bottom

Need to get back to watching The Shield. Halfway through season four but just been taking a little break. Looking forward to when Forest Whittaker turns up.

corr gud trip to the poop-ranch wasnae it

verily
indeed

Time for bed i think. Night lads

so weird how it feels hotter at night

like im more fine wiv the heat during day than at night

wivout exception

>>85331872
Night lad, I'm off for a smoke outside to cool down, then going to bed myself after visiting the erogenous zone.

>>85331900
More humid, not necessarily hotter. My room thermostat says 27 still, it's said that since before 6pm.
Had 12 ice pops today. Need to get more tomorrow.

>>85331909
yes am aware it actually is hotter in day
but it feels hotter at night

Shippy and Ebin breeding Welpers Bottom

>>85331325
He posts on /brit/ nowadays lid. I literally seen him post there about 15 minutes ago. He occasionally drops back in here when he's drunk but that's it. Meanwhile. the gay HHL spammer is here all day everyday posting all day about various britfeel personalities being anally raped. What a life.

>>85332119
But there is an image of him gaping his arsehole when he was webcamming from a decade ago you cannot deny that. Posting it get's you banned

>>85332148
That's clearly not him. It's from 2010, he was like 16 then lmao. You freaks just want it to be him

Its him and that is lush x

>>85332154
It is it must be. There's somebody here who knows about his gay webcamming days it's in the archives lad and there's video evidence of it on x videos
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/85306504/#q85307371

>>85332172
That's literally just some troll making up shit. "greggthegaper726" is clearly a reference to Shippy lmao. Fucking hell how pathetic are you cunts.

Night little lad

Returned just now me

Did i not

X

>>85332119
funny how like theres always one poster like that
they were there when i was posting here more regularly
nothing has changed just the content of what is being spammed

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just profligerated a brown-skinned brapustani into said poop-recepticle

didnae i

is it just me or did you used to be able to see how many posters had posted on any thread and now that feature is gone??

Can't be on page 6 now can we?

>>85332641
Yeah pretty sure you could. Was good for seeing who was samefagging

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>>85332955
Didn't worry lad im here to save the thread

ITTTTSS A LITTLE BIT FUNNY
THIS FEELING INSIDE
IM NOT ONE IF THOSE WHO CAN
USUALLY HIDE
DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY BUT BOY
BOY IF I DID
ID BUY A BIG HOUSE WHERE
WE BOTH COULD LIVEEEE

Inverting welpers arsehole

Fuck Count Binface.

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Farage beat a bin kek.

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Just join an AI boot camp NEETs. Fucking hell. It's so over.