Why are women so afraid of FARTING? You tell a bitch that you are into that shit and she'll break up with you, but would she rather date a man who JUDGES her for her FARTS? And shames her for FARTING? Couldn't be me. Could never be me. I can appreciate EVERYTHING about a lady, even her lady farts. Women should cherish men like me but NOOOOOOOO. I'm a weird fetishist FART creep apparently.
>>85331188You are definitely a weirdo buddy
I have no idea. It's a massive shame. All these gassy hoes need to sit on my face!
>>85331188What the hell is a fish penny
>>85331201Yes im weird. >>85331208All these gassy hoes need to face the facts and date men like me. Women feeling ashamed of FARTING is patriarchal. In a matriarchy women would be FARTING all the time. It's why I shake my head when I hear hoes saying that they are feminists but would never even consider dating a man like me.
>>85331188That tweet was 100% posted by a female.
>>85331247it's worth about four cents less than a fish nickel
>>85331188Just wait till farting becomes as common as feet. Don't buy feetcoins right now, invest in fartcoins to the moon!
>>85331302>anything i don't agree with is posted by a female!
because someone who worships women even women's farts must be extremely low value
>>85331188I basically normalize stinkiness to my very hygiene obsessed girlfriend. Our main petname is Stinky, which almost offended her when I first said it, and now she fondly uses it to describe me and herself. She also know I'm into sniffing Armpits and Pussy.One day, I asked her to tell me a secret and she admitted to liking the smell of her own farts, and I agreed with her. There's a certain disgusting satisfaction in your own smelliness and sharing that imitate, embarrassing smell with someone you love.
>>85331247he forgot to use commas
>>85331693That's so hot. Does she fart on you?
>>85332243No, she's never seemed to need to. She sometimes farts while on the toilet (small toot) or while we're on a videocall and she's in bed (medium brap).
