when I hear music I want to dance, but then I look retarded when I try to dance
>>85331437why don't you go moshing, it's the most retarded type of dancing, but because it's so retarded and cringe no one thinks you're retarded for doing it, infact some will think you're cool and you get an excuse to hit women.there's always a dude moshing that just wants to hit women.go to local shows and beat women up while moshing you get to dance and beat on roasties. it's a win win.
>>85331437Poor pepe, did you have a stroke?Also, relating to the dance thing: just dance and look retarded
>>85331449I second this but also don't be surprised when people then notice and start actually trying to hurt you too, the scene becomes very hostile, and the only people who hang out with you are the reject addicts, abusers, and sex pests.
you're supposed to look retarded it's just your body expending energy and expressingyour ancestors were jumping around a fire like a retard and having the time of their lifecapitalist society has turned a human experience into something that should look good, clean and corporate with rap music in the background
Everyone looks retarded when they dance. Do it anyway.
Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever ownDance, even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living roomRead the directions, even if you don't follow them
During my early 20s i was entirely unhinged and would dabce like a complete retard at any event. Sometimes by myself on the dance floor. Nothing happened. No one gave a shit. Even if they did give a shit nothing actually happens. It was the most fun i had, just feeling the music. Give it a try
