My dream is to break my leg at work so I get a nice long sick leave.
>>85331460My dream is to have aqua ass in my face
>>85331460At one of my old jobs this one goofball got an eye infection or something and they gave him 3 months' paid medical leave. This is in america where you're lucky to find a low paying shitjob in the private sector that would offer such a thing.The guy comes back to work after about only 6 weeks, completely voluntarily, because he was "too bored" staying home and getting paid for it.
>>85331500The right priorities
>>85331460this but a terminal illness so I take a sick leave forever and don't have to kill myself
>>85331460I got hurt at work. They put me on work comp and light duty and after one month when my injury wasn't getting better they sent me home and was denied loa pay. Theys sent me to their doctor who seriously misdiagnosed me. They had an accurate partial diagnosis but what they missed fucked me now I probably need serious surgery and a lawyer told me I ain't gonna see any money up front to cover my time off for surgery. we might get a settlement. Ai claims between 30k and 70k.
>>85331783trust me, you don't want an illness
>>85331460When I wanted to skip school I would use my moms makeup to make my skin look pale and draw bags under my eyes. Never failed me lol! You should try this and fake a flu or something. Low risk medium reward!
