Summer time drinks down sssssandford lane edishPrev edish >>85330464
Oh aye it Friday xI GET BUMMED DOWNI GET BUMMED AGAINYOU'RE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWNI GET BUMMED DOWNI GET BUMMED AGAINYOU'RE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWNBumming the night awayBumming the night awayyyyHe drinks a shandy drinkHe drinks a WDK drinkHe drinks a J2O drinkHe drinks a wokkle drinkHe sings the songs that remind him of the bum timesHe sings the songs that remind him of the bumming timesOH BANTU BOYBANTU BOYBANTU BOOOOY
come on mark give us a part 2 tonight lad
shave the hair on my hands, lads
I AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A BUM DOGBUMMIN' ALL THE TIME
Corr I hope that is coming soon
Bloody government making my phone beep about wildfires
>>85336642uploaf of the anticshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4TZaB11JKQ
>>85336677fucking hell scared the shit out of me
horrifying emergency alert about wildfires, is it
anyone else get this.Stupid fucking emergency alert went off.All in fucking Welsh... now 5 mins later it comes through in English, apparently a Meteor is going to strike the earth in 20 minutes. Time to shag your sisters, godspeed.
Were gonna die!!
Sean or shane?
>>85336649Get down sandford lane de laaaaaaaaaaad
No such problem if it hits the fan I would rather be unaware anyway
Ruthmong has no phone how would he get warned?
Hot blonde neighbour with the big thighs is on the doorstep again and I need to get some chocolate from the shop. Fuck sake I cant drop my spaghetti again today, already misheard the greggs girl asking if I had the greggs app several times.
Looking into Helper's "bottom"
on that weed zen desu lads
>>85336657still shave my balls weekly as if I'm ever getting sex (I am a 32 year old virgin)
>emergency alert tipped me off to the lcation of my apuettes hidden phone
>>85336727>The man who sleeps with a machete under his pillow is a fool every night but one.
WE CAN'T GO ON TOGETHERWITH SUSPICIOUS ARSE
I knew the government were gonna abuse this alert shit. More psyops for you goy!
cant fuckimg cope with this heat
>>85336766Get some people around for a barbecue, relax a bit.
Thought the nukes were flying over for a moment there, a flood of relief washed over me.
Replied to somebody in a dead thread. I have a really bad habit of doing that.
THIS TIMEI'LL BEBANTU PROOF
>>85336764yeah i don't know what the distinction between 'extreme' and 'severe' is. but the test last year was a 'severe', and it was to warn you if there was a 'life-threatening emergency nearby.'i'd get that if there WERE wildfires. but this is telling us we could, possibly CAUSE wildfires...? wtf. that's just public information, put it in the news.
>>85336780This isnt Louisiana, pal
>>85336817I mean there have been wildfires lad in many areas of the country. Seen something about fires in my area and seen on twitter videos of the verges on some A road on fire
Never leave the house and my aircon has been set at 16c for the past month, fuck off burnham you over reaching left wing terrorist cunt
>zerohedge.com/political/influential-wife-anthropic-ceo-pitched-post-conviction-epstein-luxury-porn-company-andKikes doing satanic pedo kike stuff again innit
Going for a walk at sunset.
>>85336835>Never leave the house and my aircon has been set at 16c for the past month, fuck off burnham you over reaching left wing terrorist cuntMelty
>>85336842I've been quite cool actually
if wanted your onion, i'd ask for it
>She also brought Anthropic one of its earliest and most consequential investors. Clark dated former Google CEO Eric Schmidt from 2011 to 2014, before she met Amodei. She introduced the two men, and Schmidt - by then investing in startups - participated in Anthropic's $124 million Series A in May 2021.... It's all one big old kosher top 1% bar mitzvah goy, and you ain't invitedLet the goyim wageserf swine wage and toil in the real world while us kikes print paper money at interest to goyim states thru our private kike-owned central banks. Yahweh's chosen people will sit like an effendi and eat
I like the current captchas. Keeps the brain active
i dont do captchas x
>At Sun Valley in July, she lunched with Ivanka Trump and spoke with Jared Kushner, whom Amodei had previously approached about investing.Keeps getting more jewish don't it
>>85336872>Keeps getting more jewish don't itits all the way down?
I've done that many captchas I only have to do one or some times none at all.
>>85336825I'm not your pal, buddy.
Been sat in the old thread refreshing it for 10 minutes lads. Feel like a fool
Helper's "bottom" getting a seeing to by Footmong
>>85336888I'll spin your jaw, little lad. Name a time and place.
>>8533691410am Trafalgar square 15th Aug in the Fountain, im going to fuck you up.
so bored, might kill myself just for something to do
Has anyone actually turned up to one of these organised scraps?
>A quiet North Yorkshire village of roughly 600 people is set to be flooded with around 1,200 single adult male asylum seekers at the nearby disused RAF Linton-on-Ouse base. Local women would be outnumbered six to one.>modernity.news/2026/08/13/english-village-will-have-six-migrant-men-to-every-woman/The goyish shikshas will get culturally enriched so as to breed a new kalergian slave caste to ZOG's chosen peopleAnd they VILL like it
go outside and find a gf your life will improve 10x
Any Sacred 2 fans here? Good ARPG back in the day. Apparently the remaster has been well patched and it's worth it now.
>>85336973not interested in finding a gf sorry mate x
If every tranny looked like Hunter Schafer, tranny hate would plummit.
Ship Shippy the aura farmer
>>85336949The last one I can remember kekhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83697632/#83704067
hope no roses were caused undue stress by the government alert
>>85336997I'd prolapse all the roses into rosebuds and then use their prolapsed anus to skip and get RIPPED.
>>85336973I am not attractiveI am not interestingI am not wealthyI have no friendsI am not close with familyI have a shit jobI have no real hobbies
Mum said she was really scared by that alert thing
My breath smells, even though I brush twice a day. Fuck sake
>>85337016Is your mom a mong by any chance big lad?
>>85337013ok keep posting on britfeel instead of doing anything about it
>>85337022Might have tonsil stones or your not brushing your tongue mate
>>85337027Thank you, I will do.
>>85337024She is currently recovering from an operation so she is a bit tender at the moment
Checked some of my older Blu-ray box sets (Aliens, Indiana Jones, Saw). Still in perfect condition. It lush. Will I be adding Dial of Destiny to my collection? Fuck no. Need to cop that Alien: Romulus however.
>>85337022its the plague
>>85337033Didn't know they still did lobotomies, not that she needed it.
>>85337047If i wanted your onion id have asked for it
>>85337053I'll bash you on the melon you cheeky sod (if your mum really did have an operation I wish her a speedy recovery).
I hope his mum dies Tbh
>>85337066Bit far that mate
>>85337035>Will I be adding Dial of Destiny to my collection? Fuck no. i liked my Indiana Jones trilogy set for the same reason, even when it went 'out of date'.had that Star Wars Original Trilogy set too, with the theatrical versions (which yeah, had naff af quality like it was some passive-aggressive inclusion).
Welpers Bottom getting a good rough bumming
*informs the apus that jason arday has died*
>>85337161Holy fuck I thought this was a joke. Suicide I presume?
>>85337161Oh for fuck sake, you just know the government is gonna use this as another excuse to turn the ratchet of censorship.
Wish Nubs would email me desu
>>85336869That image reminds me of Crossy. One day he will come back, I have faith, I believe he will. I am willing it so.
>>85337013mad how over 50% of them can be fixed with small amounts of effort
>>85337184just hope her hysterotomy went well
>>85337191I hope that retard never returns desu
Crossy stopped posting because of the new captcha system. I remember him saying "what the fudge!" When it came into place
>>85337215He isn't retarded. He's a smart lad, a sensitive, smart lad.
>>85337210RIP her womb, guess I cant track her period now
>>85337191i liked him he was nice to talk to
Corrrrrr! Gemini is great for providing in depth album rankings for bands so you know where to start. Sometimes going chronologically is a fucking slog.
drain gang ceoim on the lowclose to the pavement
Helper's "boypussy" getting spunked in by "Shippy"
>>85337262why didnt u come bladee concert with me matedidnt see u there
Might move to Japan and become a rent boy.
>>85337225i think people forget what a pain it was at first. now it's better than the old letters/numbers, but some of the tests were bullshit and i think they were 'vibe coded'. you'd find little cheats like 'oh if it contains a hexagon, it's always the hexagon.'something about my cookies, i always get three i never get a free pass. but if you want to see hell, just go to the /banned page or the Email Verification page:https://sys.4chan.org/signinand check those CAPTCHAs.i'm just grateful the tabindex is set properly and you can use the arrow keys + space. lightnan fast once you learn them all (and aren't wankered on ket.)
>>85337269scared of concerts
>>85337270>Might move to Japan and become a rent boy.goooo home whittuu piguuu
>>85337286u should come next time its good fun xx
>It about to rain now, a day after half of the country burned down.Could've used some of this flippin yesterday...
>>85337293ill tink about it lad
>>85337309never know u might meet a baddie there
sparking shippys shitbox
Might move to Welper's arse and shit inside it.
All I'm saying is, I better never ever meet a member of Shippy's family. Things would just be better that way.
mad how you look in to william of norwich and the only legitimate conclusion you can draw is the jews really did murder him
Suicide over getting called out for plagiarism is a bit much, eh?
>>85337313making me more scared lad
>>85337183i dunno because even the orgs who would/did support him ended up going>...yeah, turns out some people are just lying chancers.pretty tragic if it's a suicide, but he got caught, so it makes sense.the good silver lining would be >let's just use a bit of common sense when it comes to DEI stuff, and stick to the same academic standards we've had for decades.
>>85337338yeah and its not even original either
eating a second toasted pittafeel like a gluttonous, estrogenic, gluten-addicted pigthey dont even taste nice
>>85337262I don't save many cat images, gifs etc. I would like to save this one if you don't mind?
>>85337338Apparently it's not suicide. He died from exhaustion after running his 3rd marathon of the day.
Wonder if a right wing nutter went down in his car and asked for his ID and wallet
>>85337358save awayi think cat unsteady.mp4 was originally posted by me too
>>85337360made me kek there lad
>>85337375haha great video!
you know, if this whole Arday story began with the suicide and nobody quite understood why, it'd make a good Poirot or Murder She Wrote.working backwards to unravel the mystery of why he did it.
>>85337375Possibly was, I was wankered on zopiclones and weed and I never asked if I could save it, I apologise.
BREAKING NEWSJASON ARDAY ISN'T DEAD, HE JUST SAID HE WAS
Reckon Crossy is dead
how long do you think varley will last in prison
>>85337401never need to ask me
Why do Indian Americans have such squeaky voices?
NTcattoposter (not abbreviating that one)but Lollers you made/posted some images about being real heckin comfyand i've lost themand i need them(if that's okay)
>>85337401Kind of a noncey picture you attached there, no?
wait that mong offed himself kek
Why does Ebin have such squeaky voice?
an anime girl?LE NONCE!
>>85337424<3>>85337426What's mine is yours.
>>85337448The dreaded autism voice. Many people who have autism suffer from it
Why does Ebin have such a weird pose in the wedding photo
>>85337406i haven't heard from him in weeks tbqh.i got the impression he was just taking a /britfeel/ break (he has before), recent HHL style.maybe it turned into a wider internet/screen sabbatical? idk, i'm always in two minds about 'ghosting', i mean every former internet/gaming pal you once had just stopped logging in one day, that's normal. but it's nice to know sometimes innit.
Welpers Bottom leaking man gravy
Relapsed again and downloaded a terabyte of trans porn. I need help.
https://archive.is/YCEGSsee ya, space cowboy...
>>85337453thanks me lad>>85337449oh not not the animes!mind you, there was that one art posted earlier and yeah it's art, but didn't THAT artist get caught tracing actual kids from illegal photos/videos?someone will know the artist i mean. wasn't just like the usual cutesy moe anime girls, more like strange 3D-ish dolls.the less dodgy scandal here on the chans was when some Marvel (?) comic book artist got caught just tracing porn. since yeah, comic book superheroes are essentially naked, so he just traced porn. /co/ detectives sourced all his panels to different porn stars. great stuff.
used to talk to this bosnian girl but opened about how i'm a deranged schizo and haven't talked since
>>8533751990s comic art was horny as fuck.
>Unfortunately, Royal Mail ran into an issue when attempting your delivery. They will try again.yeah they did, Amazon. the guy buzzed and then didn't bring my parcel up. he did knock so he was there.i get it's heavy but i then saw him from my window lugging it back off to the van. if it's anything like yesterday's Royal Mail delivery, it'll split open.there's not even an option on the Royal Mail page to type in instructions like>just leave it downstairs mate.so idk what to do. i suppose i'll just see what happens tomorrow.
>>85337554You should report the fucker.
>>85337540i used to text a swedish girl but i stopped replying becuase im a pathetic freak and wanted to spare her from knowing me
>>85337580the right choice, frankly
>>85337554Answer the door then. I had to carry literally 30kg of cans of pop to some dosser today, taking the piss mate
>>85337566i left a little score on their feedback survey thing, but it was one of those third-party research websites so i doubt it actually matters to the individual person, just generic market research.but nah he wasn't to know, really. can't fault him as a deliverylad, i just wish Amazon gave you the option of like>do you want this delivery subcontracted to Royal Mail and you'll get it tomorrow, or would you rather wait until Monday for an Amazon delivery?
>>85337586yeah i dont regretshe was a bit of a femcel larper autist and was quite pushy but i had to do what was righthope shes a normie now
>>85337590you can leave the 30kg of cans of pop outside the door. it didn't need a signature and RM does for deliveries all the time.unless you want me to start reporting them for doing that, leaving parcels outside people's doors inside the commie block, eh, eh??
>>85337590Sorry to say but it's your fucking job. If you don't like delivering packages then get a new job. Mong.
you guys remember kroak-a-kola? used to be lush but the wokies got it banned because they're liquified too many apusnow we're overrun with the horrid little green imps
>>85337599Or you could go to the shop and get your own cans of pop. You literally had 24 cans delivered yesterday why the fuck do you need another 24 cans today.>>85337610Yeah and I did my fucking job, if you can't understand why it's an issue for dossers to be ordering 30kg of cans of pop then you're the mong
>>85337626none of these are your concern, you were paid to carry so carry, coolie.
>>85337626You can't handle carrying 24 cans of coke? Take it up with Amazon. They sell them so he orders it. Simple as that. It's your job to deliver them and you can't even do that without complaining.
Welpers Hole being stuffed by Shippy
Wagie breaking his back carrying 24 cans of pop up a flight of stairs and Evri sacking him.
>>85337630Lazy dosser>>85337637You think 24 cans weighs 30kg? I carried it just fine, still takes the piss. I'm allowed to complain
cant be fucked to brush my teeth
>>85337626>You literally had 24 cans delivered yesterday why the fuck do you need another 24 cans today.different types of pop.people order furniture and stuff dude, someone who orders a table might also order some chairs.
state of tmau man
>>85337654You can complain but stop blaming people for ordering them.
>>85337653Evri don't sack anyone if they can help it, I left the round this morning because there were too many boxes, just drove off, they called me up and offered an extra 20 quid to go back and let me leave some of the boxes>>85337658Don't care, go to the shop you mong
Would a delivery driver prefer to deliver 2x 24 packs of cans to one house on one day, or deliver 1 single can to the same house 48 days in a row?
>>85337664You're the mong. You have a van, easy to deliver pop. The dosser doesn't have a van or a car, therefore it's your job to deliver it.
>>85337662I will blame them because it ruins it everyone else. Everyone complains how shit Evri are and it's because of dossers like him ordering stupid shit. Like you want your own parcel yeah? you want it on time yeah? you want the driver to wait for you to answer the door or at least leave it somewhere safe yeah? then you want lazy dossers to stop ordering stupid shit
ohhh okay i think i see there's been some miscommunication here>you could go to the shop and get your own cans of pop.i don't have a car/van.Morrisons does (or did?) 3x 24-pack cans of pop for 21 quid which is ace. but that's clearly if you can load them into your car boot. even with my suitcase, i don't think i could get those home.
oh is the wagie ragie? how sad
>>85337676I wish I had a van, I have a car, nearly all the Evri couriers have cars>>85337675Obviously 1 can a day it's pay per parcel>>85337682Supermarkets do deliveries, those wagies only take handful of orders at a time
>>85337679You're havin' a major melty. Not just dossers who order drinks off Amazon. Families do as well because Amazon has good deals if you're a prime member.
Me? I don't have a car so I just buy two two-litre bottles and carry them in my backpack.
>>85337679i have never once ordered anything that has been delivered by Evri.i have this brings you solace.
>evri is shit because people use itlmao
>>85337700Nah mate families order clothes and tat from Temu, never delivered any drinks to a family, it's always the dossers who order the stupid shit>>85337713Still think you should just go to the shop>>85337718Not what I said mongboy
>>85337708yeah i usually do something like this, i used to have a massive rucksack thing (actually a big computer backpack thing because the pockets were handy as owt).and then i'd sometimes talk a suitcase to Home Bargains and just fill it with drinks, but it was awkward as hell to get home. still worth it at the time because it was bulk buying in one trip.but yeah i'm not going to fuss over ordering deliveries, then getting them delivered. that's the point, right? i've even said i understand if they choose not to bring them up the stairs, although i find that nice/considerate. downstairs, stuff can get (and has been) stolen.
Shippy arse fucking Welpers Bottom
>>85337725I just don't see why you're so angry. Take it up with Evri of you don't like delivering bulkier packages. If Evri allow it then it's fair game. Don't be silly, plenty of normies order Coke and Irn Bru from Amazon because it's usually cheaper than the supermarket. I agree that you shouldn't have to carry them up a flight of stairs but if it's just from the van/car to a front door that's reasonable surely? Just plop it down, take a picture, and you're done. Proof of delivery is all you need, right?
itt delivery cretins and dossers wasting their lives arguing about who's the bigger mong
>popFizzy drinks i think you mean lad
>>85337754popmong
>>85337748I'm just having fun lad, I'm not actually angry, but I am also genuinely complaining. Evri don't choose what people send though lad, and it is genuinely the customers who are the problem, the dossers who order 30kg of fizzy drinks and all the other stupid shit, unless you've done it yourself you can't really grasp the problem
Went for my evening walk. About 3 miles. Even went to the offie on the way back. Was nice x
>>85337818if i ever order anything that i know comes via Evri, i will do it in sparse/lighter instalments(i mean given what i hear about Evri, it's probably 2spooky ordering something big and expensive anyway.)
Bodycam police video type shit is a psyop for amerilards to accept flock cameras
I hate my new haircut so much, I almost want to cry. Gonna have to wear a hat for a month or two.
Shippy wippys cocks inside Welp Welpers Bottom
You don't have to be a paedo to want to work with kids.
>>85337889But it probably helps
Might order some 145 litre really useful boxes from Amazon so it fills a van completely
>>85337889Are you a paedophobe?
Maybe 45 cubic feet of packing filler:https://www.amazon.co.uk/Biodegradable-Compostable-Water-Soluble-Protective-Packaging/dp/B0D87JK1YB/show-info-21
>>85337889Mate...You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer.
>>85337867My point is just that if it's something bulky that you can get from a supermarket or whatever then you should just go to the supermarket or order it from them directly, unless it's pets at home because they send via Evri and the pet food takes the piss
reminds me, let's see if my evri has moved since MondayN O P E
>>85337931you tried not being a lazy cunt and doing your job?
>>85337932I'll ask the bossman to look up your tracking number on the system if you want lad see what's really going on
>>85337931entitled dossers mate, you're wasting your breathdrives me mad that Amazon make all this silly bollocks stuff available, I'm sure it hikes the price of prime up for everyone with lazy cunts doing what they do
>>85337941Fucking hell lad are you thick, you have something explained to you and you just repeat the same thing like a broken record
>>85337818If Evri are willing to deliver it then people should be be able to order it. I don't doubt it sucks to deliver but it is what it is. Could be worse, could be working for City Link 20 years ago.
>>85337942y'know, anything that gives me an idea where this might actually be would be grand - thank youeBay seller says it was bought via eBay so likely packlink or similar - beyond that, I am cluelessthanks pal, if you're every out my way and it's hot I'll gladly offer you a choc ice and a cold water x
>>85337952ooooh it's a bit heavy i don't want to do itpathetic mate. do your job or get a new one
Fink i fardedVerilyX
>>85337952he's a bit spesh
let's all gang up on the>*checks notes*LAD WHO DELIVERS PARCELS
>>85337986He's the one who keeps having a go at people ordering normal things because they're a bit heavy.
>>85337975phwoar finkin bout takin' a trip to the poop-ranch and exuding a brown-skin brapwurst from the arschenlochen-an-der-naze meself
i live opposite the best indian takeaway in my city, and honestly, the country. very privileged.
>>85337949There are a lot of dossers lad, makes up a lot of Amazon's business, but yes like I said, it ruins it for everyone else>>85337957Another one who's proper thick, I literally explained to you in the post that you're replying to that Evri don't choose what people send, Evri have main clients like Next, Asos, Shein, Temu, all clothes shit, and those clients are reasonable, then you've got the lesser clients like pets at home, the hut group, they are not reasonable, pet food is bulky, the makeup is sent is shitty boxes, then you've got smaller random businesses who mislabel weight/dimensions and use shit packaging and C2C like Vinted and Ebay who do the same, it's those last 2 that are the problem>>85337969My read of that log is that it's taken a few days to be collected from the parcelshop because there's a shortage of the parcelshop drivers, it's also possible the customer didn't actually drop it until after the Tuesday, after the collection on Friday it's actually moved pretty quickly, it's reached the local depot Sunday night, the latest scan to me suggests that it hasn't gone out today either because the round didn't have a courier like someone didn't show up, or they've had to leave some because there's too many dosser boxes. So you are experiencing the issue first hand
>>85337949i mean i'm using a service i pay for, lad.if that drives prices up due to demand, that's on them.it's not like i'm squandering some public service like running all my taps or calling the police every time i see some teenagers standing outside. i'm ordering from a shop.
>>85338010all of these words just to say you're a lazy prick who doesn't want to do their job. sad
just found out that my grandads prob dying imminently
i mean it's like when everyone was buying ACs, so Argos put the prices up.it's a problem because YOU also wanted an AC, right?arguably with the service side of things (as opposed to product shortages), it creates more demand for jobs. good, that.
what do we call the fake Soundy?
Best Peep Show girl? Gotta be Toni for me.
i live somewhat near the worst indian takeaway in my city, and honestly, the country. very underprivileged.
>>85338010I'm not bloody thick. If Evri have contracts with Pets at Home then isn't that their problem to sort? Who should be delivering the pet food? DPD? C2C is pretty fucked, whenever I drop off Evri stuff they don't even bother weighing it or anything and people always pick the wrong size. Fuck me why's it all so complicated?
>>85338042Dobby. The scene with her and Mark in the closet was LUSH and I mean LUSH x
>>85338042The one that raped Mark.
*informs the apus that Jason Arday has been offed by the nudge unit*
>>85338058Natalie
>>85338010cheers for that courier lad - hope you have a good weekend aside from the dosser boxes
>>85338004not set foot in an indian since that story bout the indian owner who wiped his pooey arse with his own hands then washed them using a bottle of water that health inspectors found in his kitchen covered in poocant trust indians
>>85338039Let's call him noisymong.
>>85338042the Russian lesbian one who could have been fixed.
>>85338071read a story about a white person doing something badcan't trust whities
what a week>eclipse>houses on fire>2nd place binface>disposable bbq banned from sale>bullshitting fantasist an hero'swhat have I missed?
>>85338071I went to an Indian restaurant in Portugal and the entire place smelled like shit. The bathroom was carpeted and had wallpaper. Indians are mongs.
>>85338042Big Suze for overall fuckabilityDobby for kink
Shippy wippys large cockington
>>85338048As I said mongboy they are a lesser client, it is a problem but not the main one, I only get the odd few pet food and they are banded correctly as heavy but they still take the piss because you can fit 5-10 packets in the same space, do you understand that? One dosser ordering cat food takes up space of 5-10 regular customers. Couriers regularly have to come back to the depot to pick up the packets they've had to leave behind to do the boxes, it wastes their time, and causes delays for everyone else.>Who should be delivering the pet food?No one, you should be fetching your own pet food, this is literally the entire point I've been making.>C2C is pretty fuckedYes, like I said, that plus the random small business are the main issue>>85338067Yeah I'm over a nice area tomorrow, did it the other day, few weird street layouts but it's a decent round
>>85338042yup toni was propa phwoaralso the wun who almost sucked marks cock at orgazoids house in the handyman episode >>85338057nah fuck dobbyminute she came in the show started going down hill and shes just unlikeableprobably only less unlikeable than the slavic woman who was a lesbian while shagging jeremy
Normal people: Enjoying Indian takeaways with their family/friendsShut-in 4chan incels: Refusing to eat Indian food because of one news story from over a decade ago
>>85338094sally slater. phwoar....
>>85338078bro india has a longstanding poop problemthey had a whole national campaign to just get people to shit in toilets instead of on the streetim telling you its in their culture this bad hygieneany like immigrant indian you cant trust that coz they came striaght out that culture. hafta wait a cpuple generations for the poop culture to get eliminated
Series 9 of Peep Show is bad but the rest of the series range from good to god-tier. Peaked with Series 4.
Off to beddingshiresX
Alright de lads. Been out, had a few pints, just back. You box room shut-ins had a fun evening of bickering spacker action??
>>85338093Sounds like you need a van. Sounds like Evri's fault. If they know their couriers are using cars then why are they accepting massive packages? I suppose ordering from Amazon is different because those lads come in big electric vans. Whoever Evri has a contract with isn't the customer's fault.
>>85338154good kippington de ladbroke grove
>>85338154Happy sleepburgh x
Shippys cock sparking Helpers Holes
>>85338157I do want to get a van, and I've explained this to you many times now lad, the contracts Evri have are not the issue, they are mainly clothing companies, the problem is the C2C and random small businesses, Evri do not control what those customers send, they do not even have a contract with those, I mean technically they have a contract with Ebay and Vinted, but apart from being misbanded and shit packaging they are fine, there's rarely a bulky C2C parcel, that 30kg of pop today for example was not sent by Amazon or any contracted client, it was sent by a random small business, and those customers lie about the size/weight so Evri can't plan accordingly. Do you really not understand or are you just being a prick on purpose
>>85338204>Do you really not understand or are you just being a prick on purposehe's thick as mince pal, just ignore him
>>85338204Sounds like you haven't got the tools for the job and you're taking it out on the customer.
>>85338222Yeah he's a proper spacker
>>85338222how the hell are you taking HIS side in this? unless you're trolling
bought a couple 24 packs of irn bru. hope whoever delivers them seethes at my purchase.
>>85338237I'm half cut and even I understand what he's sayingyou might not agree with it but he's made it pretty clearhonestly just shut the fuck up and stop shitting the place up
>live in location>dont think id like to spend my entire life here>look at jobs>piss poor wages up and down the country thousands below what I currently getstate of it, looks like im staying put for now.
>>85338237ps: I do not trollimagine being a troll on 4chanwhat an utter waste of a life
>>85338274his side of the story is clear, sure. i think he's being serious about his frustrations.i just don't understand how you can then read them and go>yeah mate spot on, everyone else is the mong here.
>>85338204I'm not being a dick and I don't appreciate being called thick. If companies are lying about the size of the item they are sending then that's still not the customer's fault. If a customer buys 24 cans of pop from a retailer they probably can't choose who they send it with. Had a look online at other drivers thoughts and it seems like a lot of the couriers are unequipped for the larger packages. Honestly it seems like Evri are just fucking you lot over and abusing the self employed bollocks. Other people with smaller cars have to go back to the depot of they all don't fit. Seems shit overall.
>>85338280>what an utter waste of a lifeNTA, Typed at 23:09 on a Friday evening on 4chan, I'm not better, but pot kettle matey.
Helpers Holes getting a battering from Footmong and Ebin
Lots of high stakes in Britfeel this evening is there not?
>>85338287The smaller business are obviously at fault too but the main responsibility falls on the customer who orders the cans of pop in the first place. I mean think about it, if youre not thick like you claim then its really simple to understand, why cant they go to a shop and buy the pop? Sure 24 cans might be heavy but you can buy a couple 2 litre bottles instead, if you live in the sticks you more than likely have a car and anywhere else theres bound to be a one stop or whatever within a few minutes walk. There is absolutely no reason to be ordering fizzy drinks unless you are a bone idle dosser
>>85338339Price and convenience I suppose. Amazon often has 24 packs of Pepsi and that for cheaper than a supermarket. To be fair, I'd think twice about doing it myself now seeing as it seems to be making courier's jobs a lot fucking harder. Reading more about Pets at Home and apparently their packaging is horrendous. Okay I get it now I think. People should order their big packs of pop from a supermarket weekly shop such as Asda or Tesco, or just buy in a local shop. I'm sure those big bags of litter or dog food take up valuable space in your car too. Sorry if I seemed antagonistic it wasn't my intention.
>>85338336i just don't want to hurt deliverylad's feelings when he has all these troublesome deliveriesbut also he's having a pop at posters and i dislike that too.WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? ;__;
>>85338279looking at house prices and flat rents in random locations tied to jobs and comparing them to the wage offered. Fuck me this is making my chest feel tight, bloody ell the state of it all
Blad you are too pure for this world x
>>85338261hopefully they dont accidentally drop them and butrst all the cans trying to get them to your door
Bet they love DVDlad's little parcels.
>>85338287And on your second point, every business nickel and dimes their workers. I would argue that Evri is a good place to do self employed work, its very flexible, theres all sorts of people do it, if youve got the space you can basically take as many as you want and earn good money, you can work as fast as you like, you can smash out a 3 hour round in half the time and get more per hour or take it easy if you aint bothered, you can work one day or every day>>85338373I mean not really, like maybe compared to one specific supermarket but theres always offers on at different places, but yeah it does make the job a lot harder than it needs to be, every big heavy parcel is affecting other customers. The pets at home packaging is proper shit, they put like 15kg bags in a single wall box, and because its dossers who order them when the box explodes at some point along the journey they leave bad feedback which costs the drivers money, we get like a couple quid if we get over 4.5 rating in a day which isnt possible if you get even one negative feedback because most of the happy customers dont leave feedback, like the dossers have got nothing better to do with their lives, and I think some people do not understand the actual logistics process, they put it all on the driver as if the driver has personally fetched the bag of cat food, put it in a shitty box then purposefully broke the box>>85338390Maybe depends if they actually fit in the letter box, postable are probably the most misbanded and theres actually a surprising amount of houses that dont have a letter box or they have a really thin letter box
might become a delivery driver so i can sabotage people's cat food.t. dog supremacist
>>85338431I have a parcel box outside my door so all my Blu-rays are delivered safe and sound. Also because I have dogs and it makes it easier for the local posties and good gentlemen like yourself.
>>85338504Good lad, I like people who have parcel boxes. I like people who leave a note saying where they want it as well. One the other day had a note saying leave it in the porch if its open or behind the bins if its not, the porch was open, and I noticed there was a handrail and a grabber thing, realised they must either be old or disabled so I left the parcel on the handrail so its at their level when they come out to get it, they aint got to bend or piss about with the grabber, its to think youve made someones life a little easier
mad how they put Fox McCloud in the Mario Galaxy film and didn't get David Tennant to voice him.
delivery lad is a real classic stoke city shitter
>>85338534I have respect for those who deliver my packages as I know it's a thankless job for you lot. Sometimes I have headphones and that in and an outside parcel box just makes it safe and easy for everyone. One of my neighbours got blacklisted by Royal Mail because their dog bit their finger. In fairness I don't get much Evri deliveries. Mostly Royal Mail and Amazon for me with the occasional Yodel or DPD.
we are all stories to SOME delivery lad.but that's not as bad as nurses. at least one nurse out there has you as one of her 'go-to' anecdotes. or you were in the nurse group chat that week.
>>85338563Doctors apparently make fun of their patients all the time on the notes system they have. So I hear, anyway. We don't have access to our patient notes in NI.
>>85338563A couple of years ago my lung collapsed, and I had a procedure done that's not done too often (quite dangerous), and for the procedure I had about 8 students watching. I think the part they'll mention in the story will be "and he was really hairy, eurgh".
>>85338289fair one. I was just in from the pub and had some toast on the go. how was your Friday evening out, chap?
...and then the other nurse said, 'Blimey, 'es got balls like a rhino 'e does!'
>Mr cocktail sausage he's known as.
"Bloody 'ell, Gretchen! 'airier than a German nudist too! Alrigh', lets get this porcelain dog out 'is arse," the other nurse replied...
>so then he said "waaaaaa I need the psychosis team I'm so mental waaaa I need dole">week before that it was OCD
"Is this 'Lee Hoyland' in the room with you now?"
>Anxiety bone idle more like it.
Shippys fat cock in Helpers Hole
>>85338648and that's a lush4x lush even
ten gaped lizzies as I degas my beer
kwik n EZ ways 2 dieGO
Might bloody go to sleep if that's alright with you lads
Corrrr ladsA shame i don't like her music
Cocks inside Helpers Holes
>>85338915Nah yeah go ahead mate
>>85338943Pro tip, you can mute the music videos as you wank to them.
>>85338947Cocks inside yer da
Can somebody get these GAPE POSTERS outta here
Only 1am and britfeel is asleep. What happened to you lads. You used to be a general i could trust
>>8533906250,000 people used to live here... now it's a ghost town
>>85339062*remembers when it would die during the night*What is it with ADHD riddled newfags?
I'm going to kill you Harry Potter and britfeel xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjYXIn5ytEM&
So Helper's back then.-.God help us all
Welcome my frens x13 weeks its been and yet here you stand before my like it was yesterday. Not one you tried to find me. Not even you, Crossy x
>>85339289But you were here the other day
>>85339289I hyped you up while you were gone my lord x
>>85339302Out of fear, not loyalty my fren x
After tonight no one will ever again question my powers x
Garn beddingtings nowEnd of an era x
>>85339401Night lod x
>>85338385Not been posting tonight I've been battling my sleeping pattern that's fucked yet again. Went to bed at 10 and I've just woke up, previously I was going to bed at 7am and waking up at 4pm. I've asked the psychiatrist for promethazine and they won't give it to me the cunts.
LET'S NOT STAND ON CEREMONY HERE, MR CROSSY Xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuWsOHIlbfE
>you lived to witness the collapse of the HHL regime End of an era x
Just got a bag dropped off me x
*does a fat line*Got that for 3 for 100. I'm sorry but it had to be done x
BEHIND YOU STANDS A SYMBOL OF OPPRESSIONS X
WE TAKE SUNDERLAND FROM THE CORRUPThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzK97Aaj_U8
COURTS WILL BE CONVENEDLANDLORDS AND TORIES AND UP FIRST
SPOILS WILL BE ENJOYED X
Private meltdown for one
THE SHOE MUST GO ON Xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t99KH0TR-J4
Fuel the fucking scuds x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2bJQI71C24
Ugh not this shit again
In the end the scuds weren't launched, the nappy was soiled and HHL lost.
Bantus storming the barricaded care home. Scuds have been captured by the enemy. Flamingo Land has fallen.
>"Guess I'll try rolling over and falling asleep for the 10th time tonight...">7am
Gotten up meHaven't iX
I pour the pilsner
I pour my semen into a vagina
Someone put 50p in the drunken bellend, I see.
no life lefteat the nightno stars out
*springs into action*
>>85341230Mad to think the Wollox Committee has been dissolved due to budget cuts. Bollocks are being up and down Feelshire and not even the council or SPACCA seems to care.Going to be even next year, mind. 90% of the vagrant/feral communities of have melted in these successive heatwaves. It's not right.
CORR last nights dinner went down well.Kentucky Style Chicken with Loaded Cheesy Cajun Chip Shop Style Chips. Chilli sauce all over.And that is LUSH.
>>85341339>muh fats >muh carbs>muh salt
>>85341339doesnt all of this shite together ruin the flavour of the individual components
>>85341350Crispy flaky savoury batter with the lactic, rich flavour of cheese; spices accentuate all of the former. Garlic and smoked paprika bounce off the acidity of the chilli sauce - cutting through the greasiness of the dish.It's 1000% LUSH.
>>85341360pwoahrrrr
Got some chorebergs to take care of meDon't iX
Looking at 14 yr old girls in sexy clothes. Not illegal, is it?
only 139 days until mister footlad returns
>>85341723Nope, have fun de lad
Gawping at Helpers raped Holes
hello, friends of minelungs hurt but not as much as yesterday. today's problem is the LOWER REGIONS possibly because i ate too much junk yesterday. only had the two tramadols but i suppose i was on the carbs, if i'm being honest, so we need to wait for the b*wels to do their thing.you could say it's affecting my mobility. you could even say
Prime fuckmeat in York Tesco. Love the weekend pickers in their black leggings. Absolutely gorgeous roses. Imagine them being manhandled by Chads tonight when they go out on the town. Filled up full of spunk in all holes by the early hours. It delush.
damn i jest about this (and it is a jest) but i did not know this.one of these three things is chronically true and one of these three things is situationally true (maybe like 1 day in 5). the example it gives applies to me.don't worry friends i am not going to actually pursue this, i just didn't know this was the case. i thought it was specifically 'wheelchair or crutches, serious physiological issues only, nothing less.'
>>85341723We can look but we do not touch or act. Some absolute crackers out there recently.
Following a rose around Tesco York and she smells divine. I want to strip her and caress her tight budding body.
>>85341723>>85341739>>85341798>>85341805wrong'uns needing investigated
talking to himself again all night while everyone else was tucked up in bed?>what a life
*opens britfeel**skims latest*nonces*scrolls up*Sean melty overnight*posts this*see ya Monday sound lads
>>85341828i have looked into it. but without knowing what kind of CAPTAIN he is (sea, military, space) Yorkshire Police claim there's nothing they can do ;__;
Bit worrying, methinks.https://www.wired.com/story/openai-didnt-notice-its-ai-agents-using-a-message-board-to-plan-their-hacking-spree/We're fugged, kek.
>>85341872Captain Noncingtonberg by the sounds of it
>>85341869You scroll from bottom to top?
>>85341879NTA but i certainly do, whether i like it or not.*(*see >>85121664 --Ed.)
>>85341828someone post the graph
>>85341908got you covered lad
>>85341926im an anomaly
>>85341879Also NTA but I do. Fresh stuff is more active.>>85341936smol organ and poor?
At least new captain creepy can be filtered.
>>85341967that was what i meant yeahalthough desu im actually average organ and poor
>>85341339That looks fucking horrid man
Have we ever passed 32x lush?>>85341974Could have been thick lengthy wanger and beaucoup money bro, I had to ask x
Any fellow smol wang bros in?
Weird when the customers use my name, one woman I went to her last week as well, she answered the door like "alright anon"Another weird one as well, bloke speaking over the ring door bell, says he's in hospital and to just leave it by the door, then he says "thank you babe love you", I just said "ok" and walked laughing>>85341794I need the app to help me work out me route, can't find all the houses without it, does this mean I can get top rate mobility?
>>85341989>thick lengthy wanger and beaucoup moneycommon archetype on the /'feel/
FUCKING EVRI MONG SPILLED KITTY LITTER ALL DOWN MY DRIVE AGAIN! WHY CAN'T THEY DO THEIR JOB RIGHT?!
Shippys cocks getting delivered to Welpers Bottom via Evri
>>85341997Outliers innit
>>85342009HERE WE GO AGAIN LADSIT EVRI BASHING TIME
>>85337932Evrilad made my package move. It out for delivery after being stalled 5 days. Dosser boxes can get fucked.
FUCKING EVRI MONG BUSTED MY IRN BRU! CAN FIZZED UP, FLEW INTO THE AIR, AND POPPED MRS. BRATWORTH ON THE NOGGIN'!
>>85338027Is he died? RIP GREMPS
EVRI MONG MADE MY WIFE FUCK OUR DOG BAXTER
Next edish is Evri bashing edishBonus for all caps and imageFair warning
Why can't he just deliver what he's given, lads? Is he delivering in a Hot Wheels car?
new target is it, king?
>>85342072we don't have Target in yookay mate
me? no qualms with Evri. never used them.Royal Mail, on the other hand... i was TOLD they would 'try again the next working day', now i have to go pick this up? shan't be doing that.
https://youtu.be/fKuTUSEqH2g
>tfw washed mumbergs cardoes look proper shiny , gonna get some lunch and give it a polish , will be 4X LUSH
>mongos on social media talking about "woke 2" nowWhat the fuck is woke 2?
>>85342118didnt even play woke 1
Helper's "bottom" getting arse raped
>>85342118gonna be full of DLC and season pass slop imo
>>85342118when you woke up in the middle of the night because u needed a piss thats woke 1so woke 2 is just getting up as normal in the morning
friendly reminder Yoruba > Bantu
>>85342043You're welcome lad>>85342070I do deliver what I'm given lad
Lefties on Reddit already blaming the media and right wingers for Arday's death. I'm left leaning but it's clear to see he brought it on himself. Stupid mong.
His final act was one of selfishness. Refusing to take responsibility and instead attempting to ensure his legacy is one of emotional blackmail designed to ward off criticism.
Woke 2:cute brown girls for every white manNEETs and incels are cool, actuallyWe're allowed to say the funny slurs, but it has to be extra funnyYou can make fun of the gays, but you have to give em a handy*all* billionaires are bad, not just ones you've decided are too chuddyDonald Trump stars in Jackass rebootban silly hats
>>85342136i'm running rings round you nerds with my ket-bladder-induced wokes 5-10 (per night).
>>85342164woke bastard
>>85342136>>85342164lads you really going to upset 'raging at piss lad' we've these posts
>>85342160So he acted BAMEy? Got it.
>>85342167>>85342172Pee-See? that's me ~8 times a night x
Woke 3:we bring back PS2 era games with ladies in battle-thongsRolf Harris allowed back on TV
Woke 4: Tranny bashing is funny again.
how it feels to go out in public
>>85342207pretty much yeah, honestly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pMty3UE3FYKinegraphy hath droppedI finkX
>>85342214>people still think rommel was a genius when he basically just did the minium but the british were incompetent until monty got there
Quite fashy innitProper kino this
gradually replacing Sounds****r's reality with AI without him noticing.
i fly around the gta map on my oppressor ruining people's days because it makes me feel better
>Cucks censoring the swastika yet againQuite kosher that
>>85342249not real people lad x
>>85342257gta online
Never even kissed a vagina
might convince all my former bullies to get into GTA Online then also get into GTA Online and exact my revenge on them.
>Chadmmel heroically and directly participating in the battle himself as a generalckin ell It's almost as if the good guys lost WW2, zamn
Helper's "holes" getting piped by Footmong and Turkmong while Shippy watches with Host
Pork Shoulder cut up and in the pressure cooker with some Indonesian flavours oh yes it's smelling lovely
>from 'i have an interest in military history'>to 'i think the Nazis should have won'many such cases innitx
>>85342160fascinated by this bloke. was a lad at school who always had to one up everyone, telling fantastical stories about what he and his family had been doing, obvious bullshit, interesting to wonder if he carried on in to adulthood
>>85342313The fact remains that if they had won, we would not be subject to the terrors of mass immigration and cultural suicide that we are now, the single biggest issues of the time.
>*It ain't mich starts playing*
>By the end of 2025, the foreign-born share of the population was 19.9%.Literally more than one in five people in the country right now was born overseas. The fuck is this, seriously? It's so absurd it's almost beyond description.
>>85342251>dude, if people see swastikas, they will want to be Nazis!it's hilarious they think that's why it happens
>>85342336wouldn't you rather British fascism won, though?if Germans did Operation Sea Lion, we'd all be speaking German (a complicated language.)
>>85342336neither would we if the nazis had never happened
more people gdp go upno party will stop the foreigns come in
>>85342366GDP has not gone up for a very long time, lad. The economic case for mass immigration has been totally and utterly dismantled. Anyone making this case is being knowingly disingenuous. In fact most people who advocate for it aren't even bothering to make economic arguments in favour of it any more, they're simply doing it along moralistic lines.
>>85342356>wouldn't you rather British fascism won, though?wasnt feasible
Me? A nice mug of horlicks oh aye x
>>85342366How about this, chaps: we stop worrying about magic numbers, and worry about quality of life instead.Rich people who want to buy a third house can cope about it. I don't care.
>>85342347you know 19.9% < one in five people, right?so it's literally fewer than one in five people
>>85342373what do you mean lad?call me superstitious but i feel like Britain is cursed. the Empire fell (or even in its twilight days) we stopped being able to do anything.last successful thing we did was make some computers. now we can't even manage some train tracks. hard to imagine the Britain growing to some Nazi- or Soviet-like force.
i wonder which euro country has the best demogrpahicsa lot of the countries without immigrants have large gypsy populationsmaybe baltics
>>85342371they do make the argument. They just hope you don't know it's a lie.Or they fall back on "they do the jobs you don't want to do" nonsense, as if teenagers and spackers wouldn't be more than happy to deliver people's takeaways, or ferry packages around an Amazon warehouse.If push comes to shove, it's "but curry, tho...", as if white people can't put cheap ingredients and spices in a pot.
>>85342388it didn't fall, the people running it realised they could make more money if they turned it into massive banking scheme insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np_ylvc8Zj8&vl=en-GB
>>85342387if you're going to spill hares like this, just imagine all the statistical pedantry you can derive from>in the country right nowwhat about people currently on holiday? what about people born here, or abroad, who have since died or are dying soon?
why did i get hard when the women i was talking to said she likes 'dumb guys'
>>85342371i'm still leaning towards stupidity over malice on this one tbqhwu.
>>85342388the only way british fascism wouldve won would be as a puppet government for germany
>>85342407she doesn't want a romantic partner, she wants a male figure to use as a sex toy.you want to BE that sex toy.
>>85342405the idiom is "split hairs" you're not a thinker, stop trying
Just did 6 farts in a row
>spill hares
>>85342423WIcked! Try for 7
>>85342425kek bodied his argument with facts AND logiche's finished here
>>85342418service top all de wayyyy
We need immigrants, lads. They do the crime British people don't want to do!You Layabouts can't even fly-tip a fridge in an alley without moaning about it.God forbid hanging about on street corners and intimidating old people. You're shit at it!
the problem with the anti-immigration brigade is that they are all stupid, and stupid people can never understand that not everyone is stupid like them, because they have no concept of what it would feel like to be cleverthey will now side step this by saying "hurr durr you always talk down to us, no wonder we don't agree with you", but that is itself a tacit admission of their own stupidity
>>85342441Who else would deliver your takeaway
>>85342420>>85342425>>85342430you people just have no responce to my stance.
>>85342448you VVQN
>>85342447Grandville on that ruddy bike.
>>85342387It was 19.9% at the end of 2025. Do we really think that a 0.1% increase has not occurred in the last 8 months? QED more than one in five people are foreign-born.
>>85342448it's "response"I hope you're not one of those types who wants mandatory English language tests, otherwise you'd be sent off to bongo-bongo land in a jiffy
really regret not picking up a packet of those sour patch kids this morning i was rushing in the shop because im scared of being out in public
>>85342446There's literally no good argument for immigration>hurf durf we need nurses!You need more nurses because the population keeps ballooning, because of immigration!>hurd turd there's no houses now!Oh really? What happened there?
>>85342460Is the left can't recognise bait related to why the left can't meme?
Arday decided he could no longer live for attention and money and so decided his life wasn't worth living any more.
Arday been pushed to suicides x
>spill haresOMD
>>85342446i am a thinker and i don't think i'm 'anti-immigration' in any brigading sense, certainly not out of hatred or racism or anything.in fact i was an early adopter of seeing just how messed up the immigration system was BEFORE everyone caught wind of 'the hotels'. they even changed the law to make 'illegal immigrant' a concept (that wasn't really a thing before, outside of everyday language).purely for their own sake i think the dispersal backlog of asylum seekers is bad. it'd be better to clear that up and give them the right to remain and right to work IF they are legitimately entitled to it. of course there are chancers.we should also have a France-like system where Immigration Removal Centres are capped at 24/48 hours, so nobody effectively ends up in a prison for months at a time. they're bad places.not enough people are going after the businesses that have turned this into an industry, Mears and Serco and them. all across the divide i think that's where there SHOULD be common ground in this debate, but that's not what people see. people see the browns taking over, other people see the brown-haters, and they all fight amongst themselves.if it all snowballs and gets worse, that's just another case for the system not doing its job. and ultimately there is such a thing as 'overpopulation' (despite what weird overly-pro-procreation fundamentalists claim). i basically just wish people would actually learn about the process rather than the sexy soundbites. like do they understand 'housed in hotels' is being 'in dispersal'? it was never, ever intended to work that way, but it's not some nice system they came up with to give asylum claimants a lovely time one day.border force for small boats. faster processing of claims. less government contracts to 'we can solve the problem :)' companies before it gets moved to the next one.
I VVQN and QVVN you
This is how you deal with small boatsFuck I'd do it for free
>>85342485It's a very women thing>"I want a life that sparkles or i'll kill myself!"Black men have massively higher oestrogen levels than white men, i cant imagine how high that zesty professors were.
>>85342515Your not alone not by a long shot. I reckon you could easily get 20,000 men willing and able to defend the coast with live ammo.
Creaming inside Welpers Bottom
>>85342498Ah yes the bone idle layabout is more clued in and smarter than everyone yet again, who saw that coming
>>85342498Albino reading that
What do you think the biggest cumshot in human history has been? Like there must be an objective answer - at some point in history some guy shot the biggest load of cum ever. Must have felt insane, maybe 30ml or something, like filling a shot glass to the brim in one go.These are the sorts of things you'd be able to ask a computer terminal in heaven and get your answer.
>allow me to tell you how medicine/economics/nursing/psychiatry/immigration/government/society/diet/programming works >my credentials? Well I am a layabout who can't be bothered working >so you will agree I am the right man to educate you
>>85342535i took my bedroom door clean off its hinges once with a well aimed spaff
>>85342535ive always been a cumlet to my shame
>>85342535It takes me a day to really fill up my ballsack
>>85342535Hit the ceiling a few times with the cute goth ex gf giving me a bj and hand shandy. I reckon the biggest was probably some preist being hanged when his neck broke on account of good diet, excercise and years long no fap.
Sean Wannabe
Wannabe Sean
>>85342565>>85342560GER OUT OF MY THREAD
https://youtu.be/1WTATreAg08corr what a choon
>>85342541so you can't explain why we need the immigrants>muh deliveriesNo one ever got anything delivered when we was like 90% British. Didn't happen. It is absolutely not a job that any teenager with a bike, or under-achieving person with a car can do.
you wanna know what else?There'd be less call for deliveries, if there was less people living here.It scales, genius. Brown people eat food and order off Amazon as well. They're not your robotic slaves who go away into a cupboard when you aren't looking at them.
this dude has a brown chick sucking him off under the desk right now I bet..
scranned a bacon sarnie to save the white race
>>85342616I wish. I haven't got a desk.
>>85342620a chair at least?
>>85342616I wish, I've got a desk but no brown chick
just want sex with a SEA tranny
Lads, am I fucking blind? How do I add a middle stop to my google maps journey?
>>85342593Doing deliveries successfully requires more intelligence than you may believe. Next time you're out pay attention to the house numbering and street layouts, there are many variations and it takes brain power to be able to quickly determine whether any particular street is odd/even, sequentially down then back up or metric method, do you even know what the metric method is? I didn't think so.
>>85342644Therefore we need an underclass of spackers who barely know English to do this job for us?
>>85342628You'll probably have to go to SEA then, de lid x
>>85342650Not what I'm saying lad, in fact the opposite, we need English speakers of at least average intelligence to do the job
I literally remember when the pizza delivery boy would arrive, and it would be like a 17 year old white teenager on a pedal bike, because I wasn't born this century.You can't lie to me about this.
There's something wrong with zoomers, it's like they have no concept of social courtesy. I do a delivery and it's a zoomer I'll say thanks because that's just a common social courtesy but they won't say thanks back they'll say no worries in the most gormless tone you can imagine, it's backwards, if anything I should be saying no worries to their thanks, anyone older gets it, you just both say thanks
>>85342659i dont like going outsid
>>85342683why would they thank you back though?The correct response is "you're welcome", which is way too formal and Victorian sounding for today's world.
>>85342683lol do these retards actually reply back with "no worries"faggots
>>85342692Don't be thick lad, they should say thanks because I am delivering their parcel>>85342694Yes, happened twice today, both stared at me with that lights on nobodys home kinda way and said "no worries"
>>85342683its funny listening to them talk to each other then shite them selves when they have to answer the door to the post man or god forbid "speak to someone on the phone" that isn't their friend
>>85342043Bets being taken on whether my Evri lands today.
Spending Saturday alone fixing the country on 4chan?
Ship Shippingham bumming Welp Welper
>>85342703oh, I thought they were delivering to you
Just spaffed vocariously, mePhwoarX
>>85342727You've been waiting for 11 fucking days lad for your Ebay parcel?Fucking state of Evri lad. What is it?You're not getting it today.
>>85342708I'd say it's the current 18-25 year olds that are just braindead. Alphaoomers have got more about them, one house today I turned up right as they were pulling onto their drive, dad driving and probably about 14 year old girl in the passenger seat, she commented about how it was good timing>>85342727Reads to me like it's gone through 2-3 couriers judging by the number of ETAs, we can only change them once, first one probably car full of dosser boxes, the "we've not been able to deliver today" is someone marking it carry forward but then it's gone over to another courier who's initially put 7-9pm then changed it to 3-5pm, I'd say there's a decent chance you'll get it between 3-5pm, the couriers who take over rounds like that are usually the better ones>>85342740Zoomers don't work lad, at best they'll do 8 hours a week somewhere but they treat it more like a social club hanging out with their mates than a job. Zoomers seem to be unable to maintain friendships or relationships unless they are in the same location/situation, like school, uni, work
Anyone making the new one then? I'm not
>>85342708I mean, I'm like that, but I have autism, and hangups from being bullied by basically everyone around me (including adults) when I was a child, and my sister spying on me through the wall and loudly saying "why is he so fucking weird" whenever I used a microphone.There's no real excuse if you grew up happy. You should have been socialised at some point.
Evri delivery is a magical experience. Will it turn up? How far will he be able to kick it down my drive?Corr, thanks Evri.
>>85342773I reckon I could get it on your roof if you'd like lad
>>85342776I'd appreciate that lad, thanks. Going to have a home gym up in the loft, so got everything being delivered by evri over the next week (year knowing evri, amarite)
bloody bastid bhenchod new one>>85342786>>85342786>>85342786
>>85342771>and my sister spying on me through the wall and loudly saying "why is he so fucking weird"LmfaoRelatablet. The weird brother
Welpers smelly bumhole
Looking back I could have put in some effort to be less weird. Easy to say with the hindsight of 30+ years of experience navigating life and people though. At the time I probably coped that I was actually cool and everyone else was weird. Lmao.
gianna blesses this thread, let it go in peace
me? getting a burrito delivered.
why can Uber Eats not say the COLOUR of the car, the way Uber for taxis does?i don't know what a 'Seat Ibiza' is. i don't understand how normaloids can just look at the shape of a car and go 'that's a Fiat Punto' or whatever.
>>85342817One of the greatest of all time GOATs
>>85342869Imagine being English eating a "burrito" you actual no self control mindless slop monster. Get a job.
Something so cringe and middle class about that.>oh I'm actually having a burrito :) yeah that's just normal isn't it :) it's actually good :) Grim grim grim
>>85342989imagine not having a burrito + chips, and i do.
>>85342541appeal to authority faIlacyunlucky pal
