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I'm 30 years old now and have never had sex or been on a date. And my penis is only 4 inches so I pretty much have no chance of ever experiencing love.
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may does NOT look like that
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>>85345021
Love and sex isn't the same.
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>>85345031
It looks normal to me.
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>>85345052
You can have sex without love, but a woman isn't going to fall in love with you if you can't satisfy her through sex.
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>>85345064
>a woman isn't going to fall in love with you if you can't satisfy her through sex.
How you know that? Did you made research? Or do you have so much life experience?
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>>85345087
I have a highly advanced brain that allows me to calculate hypothetical situations based on data I have accumulated throughout my life.
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>>85345110
>I have a highly advanced brain that allows me to calculate hypothetical situations based on data I have accumulated throughout my life.
Anon...that literally means you're just imagining things instead of having real life evidence.
Don't do it like the "covid experts".
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>>85345021
>"I'm 30 years old now"
>still posting anime girls
I kneel
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>>85345122
Have you ever jumped out of a plane without a parachute before?
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>>85345021
I used to love May on Serebii forums in 2006
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>>85345133
That's not a strawman now, thats a bundle of plastic cable ties with ketchup on it.
But you know what, I'm drinking my bottle of wine and don't want to let my mood be pulled down by a shitty debate now. I guess I go and shitpost on /pol/ for a while.
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>>85345021
I'm in the same position except my penis is 6.7 inches long.
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>>85345158
The raped male leaves
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>>85345152
Why did you stop loving her?
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>>85345169
I've become too desensitized by the millions of fictional girls I've been introduced to since, unfortunately.
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I'm a 29 year old khhv. My penis is 7.25 inches, which is irrelevant. I have no chance of ever experiencing sex or love because I have excess skin from being obese for most of my life and I have no money at all
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>>85345021
Yeah well it's not any better. As a dicklet I managed to get laid and go on dates, it was amazing. Holding hands feels so good. Kissing is w/e. But sex as a dicklet fucking sucks. She was bored throughout and then stopped talking to me shortly after. She didn't say it was because of my dick but I bet it was with how much she shit talked small dicks. I wish I was larping.
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>>85346154
This probably is a larp honestly. I don't think guys on 4chan can get laid.
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I'm 33 my penis is 6 inches and I still rape my hand daily to cope with being a virgin. You get used to it.
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>>85346276
>I still rape my hand daily
terribly erotic sentence.
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>>85345021
Bruh, you should just go after smaller girls. Read up on the Kamasutra. Rabbits should go after deer or something, you should Google it.
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>>85346280
Only pornbrained retards say that. I know because I am one too.
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>>85346311
Even midgets would want something bigger than 4 inches.
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>>85346315
do you... molest your hands using your cock?
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>>85346352
I mean women like fingers and they're all bisexual so they also like rubbing I guess. Maybe you could just rub her pussy with your giant clit then? Now for some serious intervention talk. A woman's pleasure is important why? You know you can pay women with dates and money and affection and they will let you put it in? Pleasing a woman sexually shouldn't even be a concern. Being able to please yourself with a female body should be.
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>>85346499
Fingers are foreplay. If you finger a woman and don't fuck her after she will feel unsatisfied
>You know you can pay women with dates and money and affection and they will let you put it in?
Not if you're small.
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>>85345123
Not just anime girls but pokegirls. Truly a king among men.
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>>85346547
It's crazy how erotic her outfit is when you think about it.
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>>85346514
I mean 4 inches is probably like a normal size for east asians. I see east asians dating thick women. I also know a Thai guy who jokes about his dick size and I wouldn't say hes a chad but he's probably more active than the average bloke. Small penis guys are fucking anon, this is the reality you must face if you want to ascend to sex haver status. Have you ever considered seeing an analytical psychologist? In the form of an AI assistant perhaps? https://www.google.com/search?q=you+are+carl+jung+I+am+a+30+year+old+virgin+with+a+small+penis+explain+to+me+the+diffeence+between+phallus+and+physical+penis
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>>85346824
Asian birth rates are super low these days.
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>>85346240
You just have to get really lucky.
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>>85346842
I posted about this before. I know a south east asian guy with 3 brothers and they all have semi hot white girlfriends, and his gay brother as an above average white boyfriend.
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>>85346824
It depends on your girth. everyone talks about length but if your girth is pencil it's over.
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>>85346943
tf you on about? girth has been meta for years now. people consistently make fun of people who lack girth and call them pencil dicks
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>>85345031
May looks like this
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>>85346929
Well maybe they just aren't one of the Asians who have small penises. Do you know how averages work?
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>>85346276
>33
Are you a freemason?
>6
Lucky bastard.
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>>85346955
i uh... maybe i would plap May.
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>>85346948
Yeah but people pretend like it doesn't matter for some reason.
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>>85347001
Literally nobody said that though
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>>85346982
Do you think they all have above average sized penises despite being full blooded jungle asians? You moron.
https://www.google.com/search?q=what+is+the+chance+of+4+south+east+asian+brothers+all+having+a+below+average+penis
very low. Size depends mostly on genetics and natural variation, not race. While family members share some genes, traits vary a lot between individuals. Most men fall into a normal average range regardless of ethnic background.



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