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Would you agree to this and what would be your choices?
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PC, Groceries, weed, doctors, sex, and windows. No I wouldn't take this deal it sucks cock and cuts out everything I enjoy in life, anime, manga, online games, youtube, and most importantly walks at night.
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>>85359420
Oh I thought we had no choice. Haha fuck no I wouldn't. Also kek @ the doctors not being included already.
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>>85359420
Why a PC or a console if there's no internet? No music, no new games to download, no more news, no way to talk to the outside world, nothing.

AND no implied wifi box or ethernet cable either. Least useful options.
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>>85359420
Too easy
>books
>2 meals of my choice every day
>gym equipment
>blonde onahole
>doctors
>gaming console
Forget 10 years, I could live 100 years like this
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>>85359420
>ANY dish you want
I could have Burger King and Swedish cuisine
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>>85359420
>PC
>Game consoles
>Bag of groceries
>Burger King
>2 plates of any dish I want
>Sex
How the fuck is this even a challenge, this is literally my perfect life.
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>>85359519
On second thought I'll swap out the 2 plates of any dish I want for an unlimited supply of marijuana.
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The radio/audio setup seems like it would give you the most news about the outside world. It'd be preloaded, but being plugged into a radio show or podcast feed would at least cover a lot of what people do online.
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Windows, groceries, audio equipment, doctor, sex, books.

I think this covers all that you'd need to stave of insanity due to lack of stimulation. The groceries in particular when combined with the books could make for some good recipes to cook. The windows are a necessity as 10 years locked in a room in complete isolation and no Internet would drive anybody mad, which is why the sex person is mandatory imo. I wouldn't have chosen them if not for the fact that they'd inevitably become one of the only things grounding you after some period of time given they're a human even if only a job. The audio equipment and music/radio would be a good way to keep updated on the outside world, and I love music. Doctors would ensure that my 10 years are at least not miserable due to health, and once again, 30 books of your choice, is extremely OP. The closest to an internet desu
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Windows
Furniture
Books
Bag of groceries each week
Computer (including long focal length mirrorless camera, Wacom and Photoshop)
Audiophile system

Where do I sign up?
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>>85359420
>no internet
keep you're money
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If you aren't picking at least one option that lets you develop a skill over those 10 years, you're about to find out real quick why people go crazy in isolation
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>no internet
no.
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>>85359631
I think I'd swap out audio equipment for a computer if it the computer allows me a Wacom and preloaded software of my choice. I'd get ps and something like Ableton or do studio. Combine that with books and I'd be just swell.
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>>85359420
I wouldn't actually do this challenge, but if I did, I would choose:
COMPUTER(assuming I can choose what software I want on it)
WINDOWS
GROCERY
GLOCK
TRAINING EQUIPMENT
DOCTORS
I spend my time writing, weight training, dry firing, cooking, teaching myself how to program.
I would probably develop some kind of video game.
I spend as much time as possible in the natural light from the windows.
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>>85359706
based, i chose all of this except the window, i didn't even think about that so i left that slot blank
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>>85359639
Also perhaps a large format printer so I can print my art and display it through my windows.
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>>85359420
Give me a PC with internet access and I wouldn't even need any of the other shit except a food option
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is there games on the pc?
what kind of groceries, can i choose, is there enough for 3 meal a day?
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>>85359757
>is there games on the pc?
Yes, but only Solitaire
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>>85359420
for me is is
>(1) computer (without internet)
>(2) groceries
>(3) 30 books (option to swap them every 3 months)
>(4) the pen and 100 sheets of paper
>(5) doctors
>(6) the indoor sports room
Not having windows is going to be tough.
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>consoles
>windows
>groceries
>gym
>drug (rotating between weed/shrooms/LSD, but mostly weed)
>doctors
EZ
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>>85359420
shit version. what's the point of the gaming pc if you don't have internet? you can't get games, you can't even get the software needed to make your own games, it's literally useless
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>>85359671
>>85359692
that's the tough part, otherwise it would be easy as fuck
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>>85359420
Doc, woman, grocery, window, pc (it should say it has access to steam, if it did I'd choose the workout room but if not then have to add the conso-mle, if guaranteed the game will run )
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>>85359420
tv
windows
groceries
gym
doctors
foid
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>>85359420
>no internet
Why even live?
>Expensive audio equipment
But
>you can only consume and not create
Cause
>no internet
I decline
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>>85359420

10 million is not that much any more due to inflation. I would do it for 60 million.

PC if it has games, books if not.
50-inch TV
Windows
Modern luxury furniture
Groceries
Indoor sports room
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>>85359420
What the fuck does the gun accomplish?
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>>85359420
None of these are assigned points, so why would someone choose Burger King over the other food options? Do people really like Burger King that much?
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>>85360704
You can shoot yourself for fun and then get the doctors to heal you. Some drama to spice things up.
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>>85360728
Might as well just stab yourself with a kitchen knife
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>>85360780
no one's stopping you from doing that too. different strokes for different folks.
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>>85360704
I would bring it into space and attempt to fire it
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consoles
windows
2 plates
books
sex
doctors

i was thinking of getting the gym but i can just do body-based workouts to stay healthy. if the tv gets youtube i'd probably switch it for books. 1 bag of groceries isn't a whole lot, but i would miss not having snacks so maybe the bag instead of the 2 plates.
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>>85359420
why no internet you sadistic shit
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>>85360796
There's a secret option to explore space?
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>>85359420
>gaming consoles
>windows
>training equipment
>books
>doctors
>foid
Doctors and foid are so you dont go completely crazy. If you can get any book, you can catch up on world events on a delay. Windows and training are for your health, docs too. Consoles with new games monthly because a computer with components but no way to get any software is useless
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books, whore, gym, doctors, groceries, computer
this is basically the last 10 years of my life minus the whore and gym and i didnt get jack shit at the end of it
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>>85360841
>no food options
you're not gonna make it
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>>85359420
sweet missed these things
>TV i wanna know whats gonna be happening during those 10 years
>consoles PC is useless without internet like >>85359483 said so this, fallout 4, minecraft(singleplayer), Doom 2016, skyrim
>doctors safety net lol
>training room might as well get
into shape
>drinks (cherry cola, chocolate milkshake, ginger ale)
>groceries if stuff like pastas and other pre-made stuff is included, burger king deliveries if not
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>>85361079
I can survive off tasteless gruel, it has nutrients. Maybe I am inferring a bit too much, but the description didn't say it was barely-healthy prison food slop that smells and tastes nasty.
That would be a different story. I'm ok with bland for 10 years
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>>85361114
i think the main problem is how most people would probably go insane eating nothing but slop that only is there to provide essential nutrients, kinda shows in real life with stuff like hard tack and pemmican only being fuel for your body than something nice to eat. it really only matters if it would bother you tho, i imagine if you're an autist you can eat the same shit everyday for 10 years fairly easily
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>>85359420
Easiest fuckin choice of my life. Dmt for the drug
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>>85359420
stereo, 2 meals, windows, pen and paper, holes assuming she doesn't have HPV or some other disgusting disease, otherwise burger king
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>>85361114
no, seriously. you think you can. but you won't be able to slurp down tasteless sludge for 10 fucking years. you're gonna lose your mind. eating isn't just about nutrients. the desire to fill your stomach with proper food is so deeply ingrained into humans that you'll be begging for the shittiest prison food with any sort of flavor and semblance of texture in a short time. i mean this theoretical sludge doesn't even exist because everything has some kind of flavor, but if we follow this setting to to the letter you'd taste nothing. you'd have to force yourself to eat this shit very soon with literally no other option or variety whatsoever. you can't even tell yourself that you have to make it for a month and then there's one day where you get a proper meal. every single day is tasteless sludge. this isn't about foregoing fast food junk or some shit. that's easy. but any food at all? no chance.
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>>85361129
>i imagine if you're an autist you can eat the same shit everyday for 10 years fairly easily
LOL calling me out like that, but not too far off. I've mostly got it to a weekly cycle.
I can see how it would bother some people, absolutely. But (I think) I'd be fine
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>>85361150
oh and no I wouldn't agree to it. $10 million jewbux is a dog shit incentive
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>>85361151
NTA but yeah the food choices are high tier in this chart cause of this shit lol, groceries in particular would be great but if you're a shit cook than either the swedish stuff, 2 meals, or if you dont care just the burger king meals
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>>85361185
man you have no sense of adventure
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Maybe 10 million nowadays really isn't enough for such a long time. Would 50 million be more reasonable?
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>>85361151
The whole premise is lacking in some details. could I bake the gruel? Is it hot? Cold? Because you are right, such a food is pretty theoretical. So I choose to believe it is some extra bland tofu-like thing that can come in different forms.
Like I replied to the other anon, I think I could handle it. But who knows? And there is no holding off the losing your mind in this. It is just a question of HOW insane you will become
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>>85359420
What software is on the PC? Given the TV, games, audio equipment, and books all have limits, does the pc have limits too? Can't you just get audiophile speakers, a 50 inch oled, and a 1000 petabyte raid setup as "peripherals" for the pc, download a shit ton of music, ebooks, tv shows, movies, games, etc beforehand, and then be all set with the equivalent of 5 items in 1?
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>>85361216
i'll give you 1 or even 2 years but 10 years on tasteless mystery tofu sludge isn't happening. i think windows, some food option and human contact (so the doctors because you'll need some medical care at some point anyway) aren't really negotiable because you'll truly lose your mind without them. even the most secluded of neets constantly has human contact through the internet nowadays. with these and some entertainment you might only slightly lose your mind.
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>>85361265
didnt even notice the windows could be a problem sunlights pretty important and people take it for granted
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>>85359420
why would you give me a PC without the internet? how am i supposed to play games. and why would you give me a fucking shitty console with games delivered?
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>>85361296
offline pc games exist anon
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>>85361285
yep, windows are mandatory
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>>85361299
It doesnt say the PC comes with games so how am I supposed to get them
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>>85361333
thats why its probably the shittiest option here desu, sucks too cause i prefer pc gaming but console is better here. if it had the same rules as the consoles than it'd be the easy choice, I assume its just whatever a pc would normally come with is all it has
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>>85361333
It doesn't say the pc comes with any software at all, just "peripherals." Assuming this isn't a challenge to write your own os from scratch terry davis style, it probably comes preloaded with some shit. Otherwise it would be useless.
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>>85361353
god damn imagine going in a normie and coming out terry davis
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>If something breaks you will get the latest version of it. (Yes, you can destroy it yourself in order to upgrade that item).
. . .
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>>85361373
>try to upgrade
>a man visits you next week instead
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the original is still better, pick 6 is boring
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>>85361391
wtf is the point of the internet unless stream means broadcasting yourself
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>>85361342
>shittiest option
All modern Operating Systems have a text editor and image making program. It's at least a better version of the pen and sheets of paper
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>>85361265
yeah that is why I chose docs, the woman (as much for the company as the sex) and windows. But if the food is truly this mythical nutritious bland stuff, I can handle that. frees up one of my 6
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>>85361400
probably means you can use forums and searches but not youtube/netflix/anime.

just download everything one frame at a time
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>>85359420
>PC
>groceries
>pussy
>books
>doctors
>windows
>inb4 hyperinflation happens in the next 10 years and $10M is not enough to buy a menu item from Burger King
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>>85359420
>the windows, a lack of vitamin D can literally kill you
>the hooker, more to avoid going crazy from loneliness than for the sex
>grocery bag, cooking will help pass the time
>the TV assuming Netflix is included
>the sport room so I can move around
>the doctors
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>>85359420
>1 bag of groceries
>A door with a room leading to training equipment
>Worlds best doctors
>30 books
>Windows
>Modern luxury furniture
I actually grew up with no TV or internet since I lived in a rural shithole, but I have grown so used to them now. I wonder how I would feel giving it up again.
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>>85359420
All of those at once+10 million would not be worth losing access to internet.
Pass.
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>>85361683
Blud deadass wouldn't survive a pre-1990s world
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>>85361712
fr fr no cap on god
t. terminally online 90's unc
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>>85359420
>woman for sex
>furniture to to have sex, sleep, and play video games on like a king
>windows for sunlight and sanity
>HQ music
>out of tv, video games, or books, i think video games will give you the most dopamine in the long run especially since you can switch the games
overall i would do this for free as it mogs my current life. suprised more people arent saying furniture imagine sitting on a wooden chair for 10 years. also jfc at all u nigs picking doctors like are u niggas terminally ill or sum. why the fuck would you need a kike doctor. he just gonna tell you take the flu shot and kill you faster did u not learn anyhting from covid.
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>>85362092
>imagine sitting on a wooden chair for 10 year
The default bed would come with pillows. Pillows can be used to cushion wooden furniture
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>>85361391
>kitchen with best ingredients
>skylight
>all books
>all music
>18 year old
>garden
mogs my current life i would do this for free.
i think for both charts the element of having sex makes the challenge way too easy. i feel like that option should be removed.
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>>85361683
internet addiction really is the most insidious fixation
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>>85362122
if you move your pillows from the bed a swat team kills you instantly
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>>85362190
no doctor
no pc
no internet
no phone

but all in on sound system
brozer partricbatemanmaxxing
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>>85361384
>a man visits you next week instead
>it's Hunter Schafer
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>>85361476
Don't worry. The hyperinflation won't be that bad. But you won't be able to spend any of the money without a long government check. Unless you're brown or black, in which case you can do whatever you want.
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>>85361189
Some groceries don't require cooking or simply toasting such as deli style sandwiches. After ten years of only sandwiches and possibility of unlimited and unrestricted ingredients, I'm sure robots could create all sorts of incredibly fine tuned culinary wonders.

>t. Sandwich connoisseur
>eg: eu origin black Caviar, maine lobster, organic grass fed butter, non seed oil organic thousand island, organic lettuce, 48h organic rye sourdough topped off with edible 24k gold leaf flakes
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>>85359420
>TV (To keep up with the world)
>Consoles
>Windows (You will go insane without them)
>Groceries
>Doctors (If you would be provided with ok doctors by default then drinks)
>Sex
Easy
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>>85359420
Windows are too important to not go insane and to be able to count time. 2 plates of any dish seems the best option in 2nd row, and it will also be important to maintain sanity. Books are a limitless source of entertainment while the gym will serve to keep me healthy and also entertained. Finally I would want doctors otherwise I could die an agonizing death and no one would help me, and sex, which I could never get in real life so why not take advantage
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tv
windows
groceries
30 books
consoles
sex
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I was thinking of getting more food options but it seems useless when i have all the time in the world and i would be bored. so cooking myself is actually a good thing
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>>85359420
No. I am a huge loner, more so than most, but this amount of loneliness will tear up my psyche. 10 years for a measly 10 mil? Nuh uh.
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>>85359420
What do you do with a pc setup with no internet access?

1. Windows
2. Groceries
3. Doctors
4. SEX (Can I kill the woman to get the latest version of it?)
5.) Consoles
6.) TV

I like the groceries the best. I'll probably start asking for entire legs of pork (to make ham), expensive teas, premium imported canned seafoods. Would be annoying if I were to be restricted to just "the closest whole foods to your location".

>>85362569
I use internet to get most of the things on the list: tv, vidya, books, music, news, porn, artistic porn
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>>85359420
Gym, doctor, swedish food, sports, girl, furniture.
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>>85359420
>Women for sex/company
>Doctors (hopefully includes mental health support)
>30 books for rooding
>Any dish is superior food choice over other two (1 bag of groceries a week doesn't seem like enough)
>Windows to see the outside world
>Alcohol for droonking
Calisthenics can be used instead of a training room.
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>>85359420
The question mark on the gaming consoles mean it depends on whether or not they include Steam or if it just comes with the computer
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>>85361391
I like this one better too. Assigning points and giving gradations of options makes for more interesting choices.
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>>85359420
>Get paid to live comfortably and eat and drink the finest things
Is this a joke
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>>85359676
vidya games are my skill
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>>85359420
So... Does that rule about replacing a destroyed item with a upgraded new one work for the blonde also? Guro gawds we are about to profit.
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>>85364748
Makes it so you don't have to waste an option on non-gruel food too
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>>85359420
The point of this image always seemed to me to criticize me for doing nothing with my life
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>>85359420
Computer
Televsion
2 meals per day
Books
Doctors
Girl

I would not do this for 10 years, but if it were one million for each year, and you had your choice, I would easily do it for 1-3 years
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>>85359420
Windows
>you will literally go insane without these
Woman
>only source of human contact besides doctors
TV
>essential because of the news, I guess you could trade it out for the audio equipment with the radio if you really wanted to
Doctors
>I already haven't been to the doctors in a decade but eventually I'm going to need pharmaceuticals or basic medical supplies, this could be cut if they can be included in the groceries bag
Any food option: I choose 2 plates of ANY dish
>groceries are a real contender because cooking will keep you occupied but ANY dish is just too good, I'm assuming the groceries have to be normal supermarket food.
Indoor sports room:
>The biggest space available to run around in

I don't really like any of these choices but they're all essential for basic sanity
If I can include medical supplies in the groceries I choose it over the free meals and replace the doctors with a pc and load it up with books, games, anime, music and get one of those expensive e-ink drawing pad peripherals to read off, I think there are automatic onaholes that count as peripherals too, DDR mat, full VR/racing/flight sim setup, that might be a bit much but you could definitely push the "peripherals" at least a bit.
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>>85359420
I think my is the ultimate setup, which is almost the same as my life.

>Tv to sit around and watch all day doing nothing
>Windows or else id die , also super awesome to day dream looking at the world outside, people watch
>2 plates served once a day , fucking nice!! dont have to cook
>rumble the place with killer sounds system all day while watching tv , looking out the window , listening to tunes , radio, podcasts
>smoke ciggies and dab into the thousands of drugs known to man
>doctor. very import, its the best in slot of this imaginary build.. they will serve as a source of human contact, and thus will be ensured to keep me SANE. because its their job. so if they have to stay extended hours for my mental well being lol.

id maybe change the 2x meals for the groceries and start cooking instead on 2nd thoughts but either way its fine. The computer is dead weight ~ if it came with internet it be overpowered and id have to rethink a new plan.The woman is a waste of a slot just fap, so is the gym and the basketball court. you can exercise some other way in the apartment. (the doctor will heal you)
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/r9k/ used to have lots of these threads and I have a folder with like 100
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>>85365224
hmm, this one is a bit verbose, better example
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>>85365224
Picrel, this one's my favorite
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>>85365333
This one is also similar but more elaborate
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>>85359420
yes and i would choose
windows. for mood and sleep and mental health
2 plates of any dish once a day
groceries once a week
training equipment
audio equipment
drugs
i'd use the time to get in great shape physically and mentally. drugs and audio gear for relaxing and meditating
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>>85365333
>>85365342
they are so comfy, you can get lost in them
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>>85365333
I can't help but feel these are tricks, like a genie. The coin's portal is too small or shuts off randomly cutting you in half.
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>>85359420
The woman, doctors, 2 plates of any dish a day, windows, latest gaming consoles, modern luxury furniture
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>>85361391
I like this one too.
18 yo pussy is tempting but too expensive and I wouldn't like having her around.
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>>85361391
Who is Barry Bonds?
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>>85364784
Foidburgers sound delish'
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Fools! Choose the drinks! I'd stock up 10 years worth of the most expensive, rare wine and liquor possible and then live off the proceeds from selling it afterwards!
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>>85359420
10 years of life is worth more than 10 million, at least for me my life is already good money wise..This is very worth it if you have children and are already old, its basically a nursing home but they pay you for it.
That said if i had to id take windows(absolute necessity people need sunlight), 2 plates of any dish(better than cooking), gym(to not get the massive health problems that come from. doing absolutely nothing for 10 years), game console, books, and luxury furniture(its between this and the extra large sports room but i thimk. furniture is better)
Woman would be worth it if it was more than 1 hour per week
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>>85359420
>tv
>windows
>groceries
>gym
>drs
>hoe
pc and console are useless if you dont have internet so im picking a tv for news and entertainment. you need windows for vitamin d, a hoe to socialize so you dont go insane, a gym and real food for health, and drs in case something bad happens
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>>85359420
Wouldn't you have to memorize all sorts of book titles and authors so you can actually request something?



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