A cheeky jar edishPrev edish >>85367075
Oh aye, WelperOh aye, BantuYou want to go for a bum?Sure, BantuJump inI'm a Welper boy, in the welper worldBenefits spastic, it's fantasticYou can pull my balls, and bum me anywhereImagination, my battys your fixationCome on, welper, let's go partyI'm a blonde bimbo boy in a fantasy worldDress me up, bum me fast, I'm your welperYou're my twink, rock'n'roll, feel my dick in your arseKiss me here, ride me there, hanky pankyYou can touchYou can playIf you say, "I'm always yours" (oh aye)I'm a Welper boy, in the welper worldBenefits spastic, it's fantasticYou can pull my balls, and bum me anywhereImagination, my battys your fixationCome on, welper, let's go partyCome on, welper, let's go bumming (ah, ah, ah, yeah)Come on, welper, let's go bumming (ooh, oh, ooh, oh)Come on, welper, let's go bumming (ah, ah, ah, yeah)Come on, welper , let's go bumming ooh, oh, ooh, oh)https://youtu.be/ZyhrYis509A
Can't get on the jars yet me though
>>85372786Sure i've seen our Mark drinking that
I wanted Kanna to eat me cock like a frog.
Shippy noncing next doors kids
Woah, another nice thread. It's like a thread of grown-ups. https://files.catbox.moe/xrfji8.jpg
>>85372826What did lad mean by this
>>85372830maybe we're meant to feel bad if we didn't make the cut. like that episode of Recess where the popular girls decide everyone gets a number they assign, and it creates a hierarchy at the school. or that American episode of Black Mirror that copied their idea.maybe it's even WORKINGhow do i get whitelisted?!?! aaaaa
Lollers posting phishing links... again..
shippy taking nick fuentes' virginity
Have to ride the bus tomorrows, not looking forward to that tbqh
>I'm only a danger around adults https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhckuhUxcgA
Shippys sausage inside Welpers Bottom
>>85372495Petite Tumi is, to me. the epitome of what a women should be. Short, slimthick, cute round face and delicious chocolate skin.
Why not big tits and big arse
>>85372918said big arse, not horse
>>85372918I prefer dark chocolate but that milk chocolate is looking very edible
>>85372918Imagine that arse gaping back at you LUSH
>>85372918Bet her poos fucking stink
Crazy that you can have this amount of unity across the country against what the government is doing and yet it just keeps chugging along. Democracy is a bad joke lol.
Shippy's smeggy bellend
>>85372951you know how like sometimes you have kfc and your farts have that sort of kfc smell to them?
>>85372936What percentage of cacao are we talking here lad? Is this dark enough for you?
>>85372966No one here including you could handle that much woman
>>85372963Bet her shits are greasy and orange
Been enjoying that Torchlight II. A shame Torchlight III was bollocks.
Ship Shippy wippy bumming Welpers blow out worm ridden Bottom
>>85372973the crack payments would ruin me
Shippy's shits are green and sloppy
I mean, I'm here all day lads. We can get some dark chocolate, and I mean fucking D A R K choccy, if that's what your preference is.
Honestly I have never been attracted to a black woman.
>>85372826Lmao based lollers
Small European booties are best booties. All this junk in the trunk we have been force fed by 'American culture', no thanks.
Honestly i have never been attracted to a woman
>>85372878How long has catbox been around and people still make this funnay joke. Its no different than an imgur link.
>>85373027Based, women are gross
Can't remember the name of the petite latina pornstar I like. Anyone know? Supposedly Charlie Sheen gave her AIDs.
>>85373023I can appreciate all sorts of female phenotypes and frankly I find the idea of getting mad at someone else's preference to be genuinely absurd and frankly psychotic. But goddamn I just go mental for some junk in the trunk, cannot lie to you senpai. Not really an American thing imo, always been callipygian appreciators in society and I'm one of them. To each their own.
Just got up me Haven't iX
>>85373060>Supposedly Charlie Sheen gave her AIDs.chortled
>>85373064I like a big arse but a lot of the PAWG actresses nowadays are borderline obese. Give me classic Alexis Texas, Jada Stevens, or Jynx Maze and I'm happy.
>>85373071das leben verschlafen
>>85373064Well, you can have all the lard arses I wouldn't then, mate. Enjoy!
Ship Shippy spunking on Welpers Neck
Best bitcoin wallet?
>>85373084Yeah, agree with that for sure, lad. There's a difference between a PAWG, or a girl of any race with an actual nice big arse, and the borderline obese women who claim the position now.
Everyone knew a lad with hair like Simon from The Inbetweeners.
>paedophile doesn't like women with curvesColour me surprised
>>85373101Helper's gaped arsehole, you'd be astonished at how much you can store in there.
The thing about Graham Linehan is his entire breakdown is centered on the fact that he used to be a golden boy of the left, who had carte blanche to act like a complete prick and bully anyone he wanted to (Count Dankula for example), and then he suddenly lost that right.He's not "based". He's a cunt who got left behind.
>>85373101>CryptoYou're 10 years late, bucko
well, finally prepped the veggies and chicken for my Sunday dinner, a task that began on Sunday.gave up after that, cba to make Yorkshire pudding batter, let alone the mash.'marinading' in the fridge isn't it, friends? yeah, that's what it's doing
>>85373125We'll see
>>85373122A quick physiognomy check tells you everything you need to know about him
>>85373122Who are you even talking to? Nobody asked>>>/pol/
Shippy Wippy getting Dizzy
Broady parting Helpers Hole and pleasuring himself
>>85373122he wasn't anything. he was a telly writer (and a good one).when he showed up on panel shows, as these types do, he'd wax lyrical about how great Twitter.com is. here's an article from 2012 about him and how much he loves Twitter:https://www.theguardian.com/media/2012/may/27/graham-linehan-twitter-has-made-meit's the same thing Limmy did with Twitter, and then Twitch.before all this 'wah wah he's a libcuck! nooo he's a rightoid!' shite, they were just talented people wasting their lives on an addictive website (much like us.)i honestly think if it wasn't trans stuff, he'd be going on about furries or some other social ill. but shit man, it's not worth ruining your life over. which he absolutely has.
3:20pm post delivery, is it
>cruffin A cross between croissant and muffin. Blueberry cheesecake filling as well.
>>85373180Cute rabbit
Shippy pulling his foreskin back and spreading the cheese on his waffles and beans
102.49 to last me until the 27th
me?Im just fucked off with life and everything it involves, fuck the lot of yas not you lids, you are sound
>>85372918If i wanted to fuck something more attractive with an arse that size i'd fuck a Shetland pony m8.
A big thing to me about the Arday scandal is how ridiculous it is to kill yourself when the thing that you got exposed for is itself just nonsensical gibberish. Like he truly believed in his totally made up discipline so much that when it became clear his positive attention spree about it was over her ended himself.Fucking LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. It would be like killing yourself over your Naruto fanfiction being revealed as plagiarised.Of course there's lots of bad angles to this whole thing, but this one really struck me. All coverage of it is underpinned by this idea that sociology is some kind of legitimate academic discipline in its own right, when it very obviously isn't.
>>85373113>Not liking fat women makes you a pedo.99% of men are pedos then.What's your next move fatty?
>>85373113>Colour idiot
>>85373245Calm down lad, we all friends here. Don't worry, we won't tease you if you end up having a little taste of chocolate.
Freshly gaped arseholes
>>85373266>idiotPIonker
freshly gaped arseholes are on tap, oh aye
>>85373267She's a qt 3.14159. What is her name, please? Do you know?
>>85373245>i'd fuck a Shetland ponyoh it lush when you get a jrhnbr
Helpers Holes getting filled with the Shandy mans spaff
>>85373138Last thread. I just caught up.
Shippy regularly clogs the bog with his foul smelling monster shits
>>85373257The more I look into him the more it becomes obvious he was just a fucking overt narcissist. The email that Harris sent him was extremely polite, scholarly and professional, made no direct accusations and asked open, honest and perfectly reasonable questions about plagiarism. Arday simply ignored it for a week until Harris sent a follow up to ask if he had seen the original, at which point Arday just goes mental, posting paragraphs of accusatory drivel completely ignoring the actual point of the original email and claiming that Harris is just drooling at the thought of 'taking down' a black academic who had a rough childhood or whatever. Total nonsense. Then he claims that if Harris emails him again he will be 'bullying and harassing' him. When Harris of course emailed again, very deferentially, expressing admiration to Arday for overcoming any impediments to his career, but also requesting to focus on the potential plagiarism, Arday called the fucking police lmao. The entitlement and bitterness and narcissism is off the fucking scale.
Catberg has the shits AND is puking. Grim times.
>>85373166He was a very talented comedy writer. I have only respect for him there.The fact is though, he rose to fame making an Irish show that skewered the Catholic church, around that whole era where the Irish Catholic Church was very much a target of leftists. that was his crowd, and he could do no wrong with them.When Gamergate happened, he was an enormous prick about the whole thing because "always listen to women".When the Dankula thing happened he laughed in his face, and basically said he should be in prison.And then when the tranny stuff kicked off he got caught between a rock and a hard place because he was still in his "always listen to women" mode, only now men were claiming to be women and coming to blows with women women.The man's a cunt. I like him as a comedy writer. I wish him well, and wish he would pull his shit together, but he's a cunt.
>>85373374This is basically the only correct take on it all. He wrote some funny comedies but beyond that his life is pure progressive leftist dreck and he subsequently became a victim of leftist infighting. Boo fucking hoo.
Helpers Holes falling to the Al Zutts
>NO NOOOOOOO GET THAT DISGUSTING BLACK GIRL AWAY FROM ME! I WILL NOT ENJOY YOUR SCULPTED SUPPLE BODY I WILL NOT! AAAHHHHHH SHES GETTING CLOSER NOOOOO!!! THE HORROR!!!
yeah tragic the literal who from the bar with no characterization
Had that nightmare again. That image of Welper's gaped batty staring back at me like the eye of Sauron, his dull, lifeless stare cutting through me.Just wish I had never seen it.
>>85373411Nothing to do with their bodies, it's their ugly faces.
Ship Shippy Shippywhippy!
>>85373421Just went on the wiki and apparently he was bisexual and in his student years was engaged in pro-minority activism. Absolutely fascinating.
>>85373426and being around a shaved chimp
>OH MY FUCKING GOD HER FACE LOOK AT HER FAAAAACCCEEEEE!!! IM GOING TO FUCKING VOMIT WHAT A FUCKING HORRIFIC CREATURA SHE IS!!!
>>85373411coorrrr and i do mean corrrrr
Helper Holes chimping out
>>85373421desu, i think that's the point of the episode. They kill off a literally who character, and none of the cast really knew who he was, and you find out he considered them his best friends.I aint seen it tho.
aight that's yorkies donebut done like, 10 minutes too early...these are just raw flour inside...aren't they?
>>85373441Most sheboons don't look like that.
>>85373454Well yeah. Duh? 99% of pictures of women posted online are from the top few percent of women in terms of looks because of selection bias. Why would people save pictures of ugly or even average women unless using them to be funny? Might as well say 'yeah but most women don't look like professional models'... Okay? What's your point?
Don't care if a lass is white, black (any shade), asian, middle eastern, latina, whatever. All I cares about is me cummies and getting em in them lasses.
>>85373441Almost all attractive black women are some sort of mudblood.
>>85373136Unironically and originally what do you mean by this?
Welpers Wuttocks getting blasted by Shippy wippy
Gowaaaarrrn Shippy!
>>85373505Physiognomy is being able to tell about what's in someone's head and heart by looking at their outward appearance. Popular across all of history up until about the 1900s or so, then officially discredited by The Science, but has recently come back into fashion through demonstrable experience people see in their lives. I'm not an absolutist on the subject, but it's definitely 'a thing' to some degree. Can go into theory behind it a bit if you care enough.
AND IT'S OH AYE MR SHIPPY EVERWHERE WE GO
Big lads looking on the wrong end of 30 and is porking prime 18 year old pussy
Just calculated it and the razor blades I just bought should last me about 8 years, so get in there my leeeeeeeds
>>85373411Mate? >>85373304>She's a qt 3.14159. What is her name, please? Do you know?
Shippy noncing on Roblox
Ya know what lads, mi mental elf has done mi head in lately, and CBA with ferapy tonight. SO WE WILL DOSS!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2uE4P3P5sI
>>85373650Sorry, missed your post. That would be Essyonna, de lid, enjoy x
corrr totally adequate, this.
Looks incinerated tbqhwy
Love a good toad in the hole me
Shippy wippy of Shippinghamshire Bum Bumming Welpers Bottom
>>85373690That's fucking HONKING mate
>>85373690Baked broccoli? Game changer that stuff is. Would eat, but, and it's a big but, I would be wondering where my 2nd yorkshire pudding was.What do you think of cauliflower cheese?
>>85373690Not nearly enough sauce
>>85373687>EssyonnaBro did me proud. Thanks, man <3.Woah, she plays the violin, nice.
Common belper let's go bumming
Jst bookmarked crossy's old postshttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77324854/#77325551
>>85373690Broccoli looks BURNT.Looks DRY. Wouldn't feed that to my bloody Apu.
Shippy Wippy boning Welp Welper
Having a diarrhoea beer shit on helper
>>85373747Getting massive wrong'un vibes from this post
>>85373718>>85373758i'm going to shock you:the broccoli was undercookedas were the thicker carrots which had NOTcharred and caramelisedcould've done with a bit more gravy though, yeah. i poured some stock out because i had TOO much. cooked/deglazed all the onions/miscellanea in the pan with some wine, got the stock in, but forgot to add the cornflour didn't i? by the time i got that in there, it 'thickened' to NOT ENOUGH ;_;
Crossy did what 99% people can't do. Repent from their sins and walk away from it. Matthew 16:24>Then said Jesus unto his disciples, If any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross, and follow me.
Welper tied by his nutsack to a flagpole, his entirely 100% gaped body flaps in the breeze like some grotesque fleshy windsock.
Broadbridge spunking up helpers back
>>85373788his post, >>85373747? same.bit dodgy to judge a lad two years ago who since, visibly, thwarted his lust demons.
>>85373812100% PERMAGAPED
M-M-M-MONSTERGAPE!
NOT EVEN 1/5 OF THE WAY THROUGH THIS LITRE OF GIN
Broady Broadbridge forcing Welp Welper to Wank Wank him off
might gt some beers ini mean every gin i hitting harder because of the diazepamsremember when you were younger and the meme was 'NEVER, EVER have benzos on a (drinking) night out?'(i get why we tell that to younger adults, it's like 'm*sturbating makes you blind' there's a goal)
I STAAARTED A JOKEWHICH STARTED THE WHOLE WORLD CRYINGBUT I DIDN'T SEE THAT THE JOKE WAS ON MEOH NOI STAAARTED TO CRY WHICH STAARTED THE WHOLE WORLD LAAAUGHINGOH IF ID ONLY SEENTHAT THE JOKE WAS ON MEEEE
>>85373945>File: pepe-sing-peepo-sing.png.gif this is DISGUSTING lad.i believe i have found the source image, in its original (animated) .gif glory x
>tfw no gf who lets me plait her hair
>>85373972Sorry lad. Grabbed the first singing pepe i saw
MEGA GAAAAAAAAPE!
Broadybridgey shafting Helpers Holes
>second hand book has loads of hand written notes and underlines in the first 20 pages then nothing after So they didn't finish it? Bro was writing "good point" and all sorts then just never finished it.
>>85373729>calling gravy saucebit weird that, you better not be forrin
Yes hello fellow englishers I have much gravy sauce on my dinner that has been in the roasted.
>>85374077Too thin to be a real gravy, you can see the plate through it. Maybe an au jus, as the french call it?
the toy is alive michael
Broadbridge and Shippy bending over Welpers Bottom
M-M-MULTI SWILL!
>>85374108Bro I don't care about the viscosity gravy is not sauce
That is two now in the same thread, womfy!
>>85374119I know, sauces tend to be thinner than gravy.
>>85374108i believe its ah bisto, as the inglaise call it
>>85374061He died in a car crash. Bit insensitive of you.
>>85374119i agree gravy is not sauce but BECAUSE of the viscosity of it.you wouldn't call cream sauce.>uhh but it goes ON the cake and adds FLAVOUR it's even derived from A BASE and potentially byproducts and...not sauce. whereas a sauce ON your cake? yeah, that's sauce.
YUMMA YUMMA YUMMAGUILT FREE COCK
>>85374061give us some of his thoughts
>>85374133mate you'd better not be calling my actual gravy Bisto....granted, the stock was from one of them cubes. but i don't just go around having stock in, do i?
Wroadwridge waping Wandra
>gravy is not sauce
Back from appointberg am i not x Yiddish doctor pushing bottom surgery-on-the-naze as the next step in me transitionSticking with the vanilla HRT for nowI fink
>>85374061What kind of book? If it's philosophy, you get a slight pass. If it's fiction, fuck right off with that.
its sad horses are expensive to keep, they're really sweet and affectionate when you get to know them
Twolls fuming HHL has a part time job and is improving his life while they rot away on 4chan.
>>85374201nah they only act this way. they're really catty and cruel in private, spread a lot of gossip.
>>85374215amongst other horses they do, they're always jostling for herd hierarchy but with humans they're actually like big dogs
>>85374211Crabs in a bucket mentality lad. They hate to see a nigga win.
More of a highland cow man myself
HHL has a better life than footmong x
at the end of the day spam mong is Sean's number 1 fan
WHO IS FOOTMONG
at the end of the day spam mong shits down the thread's mouth and they come back for seconds
WHO IS SEAN Unoriginal
At the end of the day its another day over
>>85374249Nobody comes here for you though. Your posts are just noise.
HELPER'S LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS DAMN RIGHTIT'S BETTER THAN YOURSHE CAN TEACH YOU BUT HE''LL HAVE TO CHARGEHELPER'S LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURSDAMN RIGHTIT'S BETTER THAN YOURS
he just wants a crumb of attention from Sean awww
Much prefer Finnish Helping Frogs (Apu Apustaja). They're easily as intelligent as golden retrievers and they speak back to you. Cost a fortune to feed and you need to register with SPACCA to legally own one though. Worse still, they're sexually attracted to traffic so you have to keep an eye on them when they go through puberty.
>>85374259At best he's a glorified thread bump
>>85374259keep telling yourself that, slopslut. you read every word
Shippy wippy spunking inside Welpers Bottom
>>85374272Genuinely sad that you tell yourself these things lol. Desperate to be a personality settled for being an annoyance.
cor, interested to see where things go with this new flavour of apus.
>>85374290genuinely sad you're a seething slopslut
>>85374304State of your chat lol
he just wants his favorite lolcow to acknowledge him awwww pwease Sean give me a (You)
Ebin tossing Shippy off in the back of his rape wagon in a layby off the M1
Welpers Bottom getting taken over by Bantu Bulls
Hope none of you parked on zig zags today
>>85374325You don't get it lad. If I waste my life seething at you hours every day because I'm obsessed with you I win actually. Lmao
HHL is pissed up rn posting on /brit/. He's in a pub from the looks of it. Reckon he could make an appearance here later. He usually does when he's drunk.
I hate spammongs posts but i also emjoy seething at him. Gotta have your villains. Makes the rest of us look interesting by contrast
>>85374368He'll be Same ol' Mistakes.mp3 later. Either that or he will do his usual Homelander or Bane routine.
>>85374368hope we get another weltdown, think he's got a bag in? he's always proper mental he does
>>85374368Can't take him seriously after seeing his gaped batty.
>>85374266>>85374325>begging spammong for attention
>>85374368Imagine being in a pub and posting here
Triangle UFOs standing back and standing by xWaiting on the Chairman's orders x
>>85374405All i see is captcha
Whoaaa Mr Shippy I'm Dizzy!
the greatest triumph of helper husbandry is reforming and domesticating a seether
>>85374434Fuck does this Even mean
My cat has no sense of self. Just showed him his reflection and he didn't recognize himself
>>85374453have you had him tested for autism?
>>85374461Might have to. Hopefully he can get on that pip, hes a proper neet
Got some help with something on the game, but had to relog due to a glitch, and the bastard game updated, and now I have to sit waiting for hours for the server to update (6 am or pm murrica time, which one they greedy bastids have a few). The lad is sat waiting. Feel well bad. Wrote it all down, so I don't forget to explain next time I see him.
White Dee
bloody deliverylad thinks he can just drop my beers on ONE of my brownies, smushing it slightly.no tip for him.
Shippy wippy violating Welpers Bottom
>>85374509>white browniebaka race mixing
Nothing else in his life beside hhl spam. Sad. Tragic even.
but (and here's the clever part) i have cut the brownies into halves, and joined them to make one SUPER brownie. i don't even know which part is which!
>>85374509Think of the positive, least it wasn't the salted caramel.Got this through the post today. Slight curve to it, so need to work out to flatten it without damaging the card. Might leave it between books with weights on over night and see what happens. First I want to put it in the binder and mire muh koga collection.
>>85374509Did you get that from a cake shed de lad?
Breaks my heart to hear about the Palestinian family that died today
>>85374538nah lad i'm not 'in the lifestyle' (nothing against it tho.)
>>85374543>Double dipping on brit! Sad to see!
>>85374543you don't have a heart. you're like an internet elemental, made entirely of seethe.
>>85374547I do seethe a lot but I have so much empathy, I think it loops around to create seethe at how cruel and unfair the world isFuck Israel and the Zionist pigs that support and enable them
>>85374526Makes me cry
>the pakistani troon sex offender named himself after the polish woman he filmed shitting and his desire to be seen as whitestill laugh at the absurdity of it
Mum asked me what my funeral songs would be. I played them and she just laughed. Fuck sake.
>>85374573For me? Its whiter shade of pale by Procol Harumhttps://youtu.be/z0vCwGUZe1I?si=QInQnbUn08Y69n10
At the end of the day, you're all here, we're all equal on /britfeel/
must admit i envy HelperLad's scran from 'spoons.laffin that there's an offer 'any 3 of these for 8 quid' and they're all just different-shaped tendies. looks like he went for chilli sauce and the chipotle mayo as his dips. cor.
>>85374588Not me, im a mong
Shippy Wippy getting his hairy arse licked by Welper and Wandra
>>85374589spoons scran is dire
>>85374589>Little lad going out with his "mates" eating chicken nuggets and drinking shandy bass Whoahahaha
>Makes up lore (plays lets pretend with himself) about his online dollies >Spams the make believe he created to amuse his tiny mind >Assums we are playing lets pretend with him >Lives in a world of online fantasy, him his dollies and his 'lore'Grim
Feel like shit now. Fuck sake mumberg.
Now now tbf lads, spoons do a decent pizza these days
>>85374599More of a hungry horse guy myself
>>85374600When was the last time you went out with your mates big man?
Why does he talk about himself in the third person?
Broadington
>>85374605last time i had a spoons pizza it was shocking, genuinely would prefer a quid frozen one
>>85374613Saturday afternoon, Seven Seas Inn, you?
want to drink so badly
>>85374619Maybe my spoons is just better than yours. Genuinely good pizza at minem plus theyre irregular shaped, which i find indicates quality
Anime has been crap for a decade, think it's because autists took over
Shipstersington
>>85374625What about... Simpatico?
>C.c.c.cccc can.l..i..i..i.i..hh.h.aa.a..have..s.sss.ss..some..c.c..c.ccccchicken .n..n..nuggets..p..p.p.p..ppp.pp..please..a.a.a.a..and..a.a.a..s.s.s.shandy..l.b.b.bb.bbbbass..t.t.t..thanks.. Whoahahaha
>>85374625The only difference between food at spoons is the microwave / oven making itI used to work at a few spoons in Manchester whilst at uni.
>>85374620Do not believe you kido
>>85374630I wish i had simpatico 10 years ago. Im a gap in the market, somebody FILL me
realised i don't have a non-cereal bowl (such as a salad bowl)where will my tortilla chips go, while i'm watching my kinos?well i found the solution
WippyShippy of Shippingham
>>85374644Just eat them over the bin lad
can't sneak a peep shop reference past me. must have watched it 20+ times x
>>85374638That's ok it doesn't make any difference to me. Now, when did you last go out again?
>>85374651peep show, i meant. mongboy alert
>>85374651Same lad. Im always watching peep show
>>85374651>minor spelling errorOoooohhh noooo, bruv, you've only gone and done it wrong!Fuckin sponge, you are!
>>85374653Friday night, meal and drinks with friends.
>>85374658You've fucked that post right up haven't you? Eh, answer me!
>>85374435A lot of effort to get them back to a womfortable level though and the relapse rate is about 50%... never know when a refurbished seether could turn on you either, one too few fish fingers at dinner or no beige buffet visit on a Friday could have them peeling you like a banana.
Storing Shippy's cum in a glass container
>>85374670Cool, you know you could've had just said that rather than seething about not believing me, right? We got there in the end anyway.
Ship shippy Gaping arse and taking names
>Clankerberg eating the final CSS fixup of the local wiki mirror for breakfast just nowProper good this, is it notWomfy, even, arguablyPhwoarX
>>85374686I never said I believe you went out. Because you never, you were here like you always are
Coke Form tier listGlass Bottle>Can>Fountain Drink>plastic bottle
Bit depressed tonight. /blog
What chocolate bar should I get tonight, lads? Going through all of them so I can write a definitive tier list.
>>85374708Ill be honest with you lad. Get a Twix
>>85374699I think you've got me mixed up with someone else, as you were lad.
>>85374714I don't like Twixs.
Freshly gaping holes with Broady Broadbridge
>>85374720Oi oi
What do you think of Venetian Snares, /britfeel/?
>>85374701I pour it into a mug
>>85374748Forgot about the coke mug. I'd put that over plastic bottle
imagine smooching a pretty dame cor corr CORR
Moni parting Welpers arse cheek and bumming him
>>85374742Like a low end Samsung while aphex twin is the iphone
>sungaze.bandcamp.com/track/rice-crispiesLuv me some decent shoegaze-on-the-naze me i do Notice how niggers don't do shoegaze either, just like most other genres requiring the artist to be of homo sapiens extraction
New barbeque place opened near me, but I've never seen anyone in there. Just two Polish people squatting outside, smoking cigarettes. Really odd.
>>85374786RACISTS OUT OF MY THREAD
>>85374650i'd ask you about Jez's old job or his chlamydia, but those are easy mode.what's his surname? without looking it up?(mind you, they TOOK THIS factoid from us with the Business Secrets of the Pharaohs episode. stupid meta-joke at the end.)
>>85374786Shoegaze is one of the easiest genres to make.
>>85374798Usbourne?
mark crorigan
>MY THREADMong thinks they owns the place!
Leisure Games in Finchley
corr proper thundering around here
>>85374804aye that's the one, top Peep Shop lad status confirmed.can't even remember when they first said it tbqh. might have been in series 1, same with him being a nurse.just one of those daft things. we all know 'Mark Corrigan' yet Jez is just 'Jeremy', so you NOOTICE.
Somebody get these MONGS outta here
gonna get all drugged up on reefers
I've worked with blind kids. I'm the full package!
>>85374806this is an anagram for ark crria MONG
>>85374831You're a mega paedo?
>>85374834You do not have to be a paedo to want to work with kids.
Any advice on Bourdainmaxxing, lads?
>>85374838but it probably helps x
Peep Show Referencehaahaha
>>85374838varley said the same
>>85374839Just watched that Tony, pretty good flick
>>85374839Don't. He was peak reddit before it even existed.
How do I become a conservationist?
>>85374847Ship ship shippyo
It was old-style paedoing, before it got such a bad name x
>>85374839i'll never stop pointing out Robbie Williams (autistic)'s modern art exhibit of this kind of shitehttps://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2025/may/06/robbie-williams-radical-honesty-moco-london-art-exhibition-take-thatgood review, critic lad didn't hold back. only a few piccies here but look up the other 'works'. some of them are so awful. he needs better friends tbdesu.
oh this old boy is STORMING
Shippy arse fucking wandras shitty arse
God is goodIs He notX
I love scratching my arsehole after wiping my arse, but not enough, so it gets itchy. I smell my finger afterwards, and I find it erotic.
>>85374885no he's a jew and tells you to worship jews
didn't lurk that /brit/ much it's too fast as usualbut if this is the GTA map and it was leaked (like some dev shared the image or something?) what does that actually mean?i thought it was just in Vice City again? but in nowadays times. is Vice City that bit off to the east?
Heard you been spreading rumours about my death lid.Had to cut my trip to Thailand short de lid.Me mam was in fucking tears lid.Garn slam dunk your fucking head through your arsehole de lid.Enjoy life with your head between your arsecheeks you wucking spastic lid.
No daddy not my bum hole!
>tfw very specifically did NOT mention S**** F***s' demise when expressing curiosity at the arrival of Finland Frogsyou just. can't. win.
Shippy bumming helpers mouth
i will not worship jews or israel
i just want to give an extra spicy F-CK YOU to the lad who brought up the Peep Show thing. because for the next hour anons will be posting sentences and i'll be wondering>is that just what he's saying, or is it a Peep Show quote?
remembering the time i did a load of coke and ran to windsor haha
I've gone absolutely mental for olives.
I've gone absolutely mental for willies.
>>85374973trip on shaun
>>85374949Chance would be a fine thing x
Ship Shippy and Wippy Shippy
Hippy Shippy the Banbury Beatnik
>>85374895I think the game is broadly Florida, while Vice City was Miami.
Shippy Wippy the bum bandit of Shippingtonshire
>>85375093Donkey brains
and thanks to the /britfeel/ band, free the pedos!
KICK the baby
Life only gets worse, doesn't it?
Ship Shippy Wippy fisting Welpers Gape
Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast. God, life's relentless.
>>85375146yep and then you die
https://youtu.be/I4wqYWP0Q3E
IM NOT GAY BUT IM NOT STRAIGHT AND IM SO KEKEDCUS IM IN JAIL
>>85375042aye fair enoughlooking at that map and the original Vice City, i appreciate how it does the weird square blocks they have over there.nooticed this after i saw that Louis Theroux manosphere documentary drove past the hotel from Scarface.mad to imagine it's not just this, this is just some tiny part of it you can go to and go, 'oh yeah.'
>>85375146No penises in my thread please
I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL!I-I'M NOT BUILT FOR JAIL!
Don't mind a bit of Elton John me
>>85375202More of a Billy Joel man myself
>>85375187feel like the first line came to you but you couldn't think of anything to go with it
>>85375220Just hit post didn't i
>>85374368Some lad's been winding him up posting that gape picture all dayHe's not been happy
>>85374901>Had to cut my trip to Thailand short de lid.bet you were there for the tadpus you nonce freak
pitchback and its not even 9, summer is so OVER
>>85375261Love the dark nights
Cheeky little Pu' in the Pudding if that's alright with you?
>>85375261just over a month's time and we'll have more nighttime than daytime x
>>85375270kek this is better than everything ai lad has posted combined
Shippy putting his cock inside Welpers Bottom
>>85375305Inspired
I doubt my 20 year old laptop will even work with a modern operating system once the desktop environments all abandon X11. Then we've got the 2038 problem coming up and I don't know if the BIOS will be too happy about that.
he thinks there's one ai apu poster
want to go round mate B's a bit, but truthfully it's to see if she can give me ket, so i don't have to wait until tomorrow.but i've drank and had diazepams and zolpidems so i'm a bit out of sorts and she would accept that but i might just keel over (you never know)also she'd want to talk about how she might be breaking up with her band and, in a shock twist, i actually really want to hear about what's going ondunno. just friends innit. probs not the right state for it, tho, i just want a bag of ket.
>>85375321Really like that cat picture. But monster isn't for cats
Shippy putting his massive cock inside Helpers Hole
Orvillebros, i'm having fun. but i'm only a couple of episodes in and i need to know:when does this lad get good? i suppose don't give anything away (your choice) but it's like he's the most Seth MacFarlane character in a programme that actually stars Seth MacFarlane.do you generally come around to him? does he 'stop appearing' (wink) at some point? or is he secretly based, as time goes on? he's letting the crew down ;_;
wonder what its like having friends
>>85375380Sorry to say lad, but Malloy and Lamarr don't really get good, consistently some of the weaker characters in the series.
>>85374949I have never watched all of Peep Show, I have seen 3 episodes. It didn't seem that funny, maybe I should give it another go.>>85375146That lady has a winky. You should use a better AI LLM to make smut.
I wonder what it feels like to slip your cock in a tight virgin pussy of an attractive, legally consenting female.
>>85375440I've done this once and it was great. I was a virgin too and we're still together. It can happen lad.
>>85375424fair enough de lad.from what lads have said about it becoming less of a comedy, did Seth MacFarlane pull some feat of pitching genius, here?>it's me, the Family Guy man! i'm making a Star Trek parody show. let me do it. see? it has sitcom elements! we'll just throw in fun space adventure stories, while we're on...i'll accept the tax of a few dick/weed jokes, if that's what it took.
>>85375449It's too late for me to experience this now. The women of my age are on the way out too biologically. It's quite a depressing feel because even beef curtains is off the menu.
>>85375440Like having a warm wet face cloth around your tally wacker.
Shippy Wippy bumming Welp Welper the Twinky Winky
>>85375466pretty much. Seth is a big Star Trek fan, and would have been perfectly happy to make a Star Trek show, but he sweetened the deal for the network by having it technically be a comedy.And then as the show goes on the comedy aspects get less and less prominent, and you're basically just watching Star Trek.
>>85375466Seth built up a shitload of goodwill at Fox over the years for printing them money with Family Guy. He pitched The Orville as a comedy because that's what he's known for, even though I suspect he wanted it to be a straight drama from the beginning, but he bent the knee to get it on the air. It received mixed reviews in S1 because the comedy was flat and it was clear that Seth was trying to add the scifi stuff in more prominently than a typical comedy (even in a scifi setting) would have. He went back to the producers after S1 and pitched the next season as a more or less straight scifi and they agreed.
>>85375433>I have never watched all of Peep Show, I have seen 3 episodes. It didn't seem that funny, maybe I should give it another go.dang. this is surprising coming from you, for some reason.i dunno. it's a bit of a gimmick, it's just Withnail & I (don't tell anyone this: they hate you whenever you point it out).but it has sharp writing and yeah it's all 'cynical' but it's just how these two particular characters think and go about their lives. the writers' other shows/films don't work as well.you like your irony and all that, it's like that, to observational comedy. 1 extra layer. like you know how the 'American version' would do the jokes, 'playing it straight' but going on for too long.me, i struggled with Shameless. it's intentionally all unlikeable (not 'cringe') but damn i just can't watch these people or their situations. i don't care about the stories or find any of it funny.
>>85375483>>85375500thanks lads. and aye that's based af. good on him.what are some other examples of this? like if Catherine Tate made a serious war drama and it was kino, or something?i swear it's happened before.
A few Aboriginals huffing on Welpers Bottom
Imagine accepting a "community resolution" (a mark on your DBS by the way and an admission of guilt). Oh and you'll be doing a "thinking skills course" to improve your online behaviour. I'm so fucking sick of living here. Shit like this, tv licence goons, council workers that fine you for pouring coffee down a drain...fuck living in a low-trust society. Fucking grim little island. No wonder I am so fucking depressed.https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16039487/Wildlife-presenter-thinking-skills-course-police.html
>>85375528Gervais tried to do dramas with Derek and After Life, but both were dogshit. Bill Hader is a comedian but made a decent black comedy/drama with Barry. Jordan Peele is a comedian but has tried breaking into 'serious' direction with Get Out, Us and Nope, but all his stuff is insufferable race baiting shite.
>>85375476I want it badly but am not degenerate enough to rape.
i think its a reasonable postion to not like jews
grandad died
>>85375512Love peep show so might have to try withnail and i
Can you feel it? He's here x
Lads, what are some products that are 100% price gouged in general?
>>85375626Pegginglad?! GET IN HE'S THE BEST! What a bloke!
>>85375589Go on news and whine about it like wops and her mother.
sighted a rare seether in the wild today, exciting times
Shippy gaping Welpers smelly poo filled Bottom
>>85375595cor it a classic film lad.they are different beasts, but you might see what i mean.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSwMvA2XM4sjust two cunts who are a bit pretentious, going about their lives in the grim grimness of Britain.there's probably some term/genre for this kind of thing (tell me, kinobros.)
>>85375655Is this on discord? Never really got it desu, like you just join a random server and start talking? To strangers? wtf
>>85375663I really want to like Withnail and I, but damn it's one of those movies where every time I start I just turn it off after ten minutes. Cannot get into it for the life of me.
Goodnight Going to sleepingtons
>>85375637dont reckon theyd have me on
Hate police mongs. They watch those us police bodycam videos on their breaks. Had to endure this when I was arrested and booked into custody. Also had fucking mcdonalds bags all over the police car. Fucking disgusting low iq pigs.
Ship Shippy bumming Welp Welper at the Chip Chippy
LET'S GO FUCKING MENTALCHICKEN ORIENTALBATTY BOY BATTY BOY OH AYE!
Imagine going to university and working at sports direct in your mid twenties. grim.
>>85375702freaksthe lot of them
>>85375663Corrrrr! The 4K of this is amazing as well. Quite the upgrade over my old DVD, I must say!
>>85375637hahaha what the fuck? is that actually her?
>>85375637SHE SHOULDGET HER TIIIIITS OUTGET HER TIIIIIIIIIIIITS OUTGET HER TITS OUT FOR DE LIDS!
>>85375675What don't you like about it lad? Fahkin luv it meself.
>>85375702Police generally don't transport you in a car, you'd know this if you weren't larping
>>85375675fair enough lad. i can't stand some middle-class twee shite, but sometimes it just works for me. like 'okay Douglas Adams, you've got me.'i think it's Richard Curtis films that actively piss me off. like the characters are all cunts but they aren't treated that way. it's just>oh golly gosh i'd ought to get round to fucking!>why, rather! you haven't had a proper shag since Chistmas '97!>oh, what happened then, Eleanor?>well, i had rather too much Buck's Fizz on the elevator at the mall, and this portly security guard took a fancy to me, and one thing led to another and...FUCK OFF RICHARD CURTIS STOP WINNING AWARDS
>>85375719They really are. Some has to do the job I suppose. You have to watch your mouth especially if there is a black police mong trying to wind you up.
>>85375742Hugh Grant is pretty based though.
>>85375739I find that it insists upon itself desu
police are ABSOLUTE TAH-RANTS
FUCK DA POLEESE!I SAIDFUCK DA POLEESE!
>>85375747i remmeber back in school they used to bring some police officer round to tell us stories and whatevernever liked the mongvery blatant propaganda looking back
>>85375512I see funnier things in groups, friends and people out than the comedy they portrayed. It was just a stooge and straight man act. I'll watch some again, it was on for a while wasn't it.>>85375568>GervaisHe thinks highly of himself.
His problem is that he insists upon himself
Yeah I get red light therapy, it's called going outside into the sunlight
>>85375753oh aye i can't hate the lad any more. loved him in Paddington 2. then he was in that Dungeons & Dragons flick playing basically the same character.1990s-2000s Hugh Grant walked so 2010s-2020s Hugh Grant could fly.
Back from my walk. Nothing eventful happened, but I relistened to Panzerfaust by Darkthrone and enjoyed it a lot.
>>85375800the thing is, he actually does lmao
>>85375686just make up shit about how bad the nhs is>>85375730Yes it really was her.>>85375737She really wouldn't stoop that low.
>>85375807You seen that Heretic film? He was brilliant in that. Remember he played a vampire on Cloud Atlas as well? Based.
>>85375800Checked, hehe now that was funny.
>>85375822>You seen that Heretic film?Yes, but I wasn't a fan, it insists upon itself.
>>85375815For me? Under a Funeral Moon. Check out the American band Doldrum. Bretty good black metal.
>>85375800hahaha i love ur famiy guy reference xD
>>85375819rnhs
>>85375815>Panzerfaust by DarkthroneWanted to like this, but found that it insists upon itself.
>>85375792>I see funnier things in groups, friends and people out than the comedy they portrayed.this is the weird irony of it all.like there was a point when i clocked that what goes round as recurring internet memes, those are just jokes you'd have with your pals. some catchphrase that goes on for months and it's just what James at work would say once.but at the same time i won't knock writers doing the same thing (a 'writer' could bash out THOUSANDS of 'memes' it's called 'writing') and to me, Peep Show is a good example.i thought of 'men with ven' before the Peep Show episode, as i'm sure many people did. but it's one line in one episode of a script. and overall i like the tone and the characters. it's just 'the odd couple series, #371' but the little asides are great. the same way they would be in a novel like that, i guess.
Shippy gaping Welpers arse in front of Wandra
anyone remember that time gervais did a chat thing with other comedians and he told them he takes funny jokes out of his set because he thinks they're too easy to write and he wants other comedians to think he's smart and they all just think he's a dickhead
Give me a becky and I'll be over the moon.
Call me a contrarian but I prefer later Darkthrone, to be honest. Eternal Hails is probably my favourite.
>>85375865Give me a Tumi and I'll wageslave for life
>>85375872Quite fond of their crustpunk phase. Circle the Wagons on particular.
>>85375875Wageslavery is truly only worth it if we got a basic life and sex in return.
>>85375872>Eternal HailsNah, have to disagree, it insists upon itself
also i did a rewatch of all the Simon Pegg/Nick Frost stuff and decided not to be an arsehole about it.i think The World's End might be the best one, guys.Spaced is the comfiest. either Shaun of the Dead or Hot Fuzz might be the funniest, but i'm older or something, i don't care.i think i really quite like this film almost in spire of its humour.
>>85375875you mean petite tumi or am I missing something? you the lad blackfuposting earlier?
can only imagine the type of person who listens to black metal on nightwalks
>>85375902>you mean petite tumiAye x>you the lad blackfuposting earlier?Aye x
>>85375912give us a qrd of your imagination
>>85375898I remember laughing my arse off when I saw this in the cinema, not sure it holds up.
>>85375898For me its Shaun>Hot fuzz>At worlds endThoroughly enjoy all though
>>85375928some sort of freaky long fingernail loner who gets arrested in sainsbury's for stroking the bread
i laughed and loved but i never truly lived
Getting your 10,000 steps in, lads?
>>85375957whats that translate into practical terms
Their problem is that they insist upon themselves.
Gaping welpers smelly hole
>>85375965It's good for ya x
>>85375957Getting 10,000 shags in actually
>>85375800>>85375966OH MY DAYS THE DUBS ARE FLOWING!
>>85375976You ain't seen nothing yet
>>85375957Definitely not. I'm a fat fuck nowadays unfortunately.
>>85375973Body count, lad?
Three for meMy GF, and two prozzies on separate occasions
>>85375986Pathetic. Try this on for size
>>85375996A good few hundred, impressive but nowhere near your mum's body count x
>mum mum look the numbers repeated!grow up
Shippy of Shipsteringhamshires
>>85376019Dubs are a proud tradition
>>85376019Absolutely seething at your keyboard, aren't you little man?
Your social contract, Monsieur.
>>85376074Why aren't you quitting your job and going on the dole then, lad?
>>85376087What makes you think I have a job, lad?
>>85375855I'll give it another try at some point. >>85376074What you're saying is dossers sit at home all day stuffing themselves, hardening their arteries and are killing themselves?
Favourite Oasis song lads?Got to be Cigarettes and Alcohol for me.
>>85376111>Favourite Oasis song lads?half the world away
Never got into Oasis me, they insist upon themselves too much
>>85376109Hey... this girl looks familiar. What's the source?
>>85376111Basic but live foreverThen half the world awayThen don't look back in angerI don't really listen to them though
Oasis, they're fucking awful!
>>85376111Fucking YES lad The way I see it, right Noel is the poet and Liam is the town crier Also, I don't usually mention this but here's a definitive list of top oasis tunes:supersonicacquiescesome might sayslide awaylive foreverlylacast no shadowbonehead's bank holidaythe masterplanrock n roll starshe's electricmorning gloryimportance of being idlegoing nowherelisten upgo let it outhalf the world awaycigarettes and alcohold'you know what i meangas panic!underneath the skylittle by littlecolumbiait's better peopled'yer wanna be a spacemanchampagne supernovatalk tonightstand by medon't go awayfalling down*I didn't include don't look back in anger/wonderwall because everyone knows about them but they are also absolute certified timeless beltersI fucking love oasis lads. Fucking mad for it. Oasis are british culture in it's truest form, the entire country knows the words to wonderwall off by heart Absolutely BIBLICAL Fucking CELESTIAL Blur are alright too I suppose, they have a couple of decent tunes As you were LG x
More of a blur man
>>85376109>What you're saying is dossers sit at home all day stuffing themselves, hardening their arteries and are killing themselves?don't listen to them and/or yourself Lollers because WFH = carpal tunnel (and also RSI)>>85376123are you going to ask this every time or can't you just use like imgops, saucenao, etc?is the gimmick 'i will waste someone's time'...?
>>85376144https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZvZ_wu3c6Y
always lol @ the lad who gives his Oasis rankings, can't explain whykeep being you.
>>85376147Rude, lid. First time I've asked. Cheeky bastid.
>>85376144I find that they insist upon themselves a bit much for me
Desktop incels be like what da heckin SAUCEHunched over that keyboard like QuasimodoMeanwhile phone chads >tap>Search image with Google lensBoom
>>85376159sorry, someone else asked something similar a day or two ago.i'd delete my post, but there are OTHER contents. do you mind if i leave it, lad? people can read your post and mine for further contexts
>>85376163Corrrrr, just did this. Feels good.
>>853761634chan literally has a built in image searcher by default, not even sure what you mean by desktop incels being unable to reverse image search de lid
Shippys hairy bumhole getting rimmed by Welp Welper
kek desktop incels fuming
>He still desktop posts
Monged out didn't I, right click, search image with google. Fucking hell I've fucked it big time.
Nu breadingshires soon innitX
>>85376163i was trying to send a friend an image of a leaflet i received in the post a few days ago (ed. contexts: final line of >>85372348)now normally, like on /britfeel/, i'd put it in the scanner and scan it. but my cheap Xiaomi phone has some 'Document' option in the camera app. decided i'd see what that does.holy fuck guys HOLY FUCK it just FUCKING SCANS THE IMAGE using SORCERY
>>85376172Why do it the incel way. I just go tap tap. Boom.
for me it's belle and sebastianhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs7bjvySG80
>posting without a keyboard or a decently sized screenHow do you even compose your thoughts? Everything is small finnicky and shit on a phone
*enters the threadingtons*
Grim, Night then lads, Cya on the morrow.
>>85376220*Hands you a beer
>>85376220Your regime was overthrown Welper. It's over. Stay in exile.
>>85376220a surprise, to be sure. but a welcome one x
>>85376220Had a good gape session in weatherspoons?
Topical new edish, all change>>85376246>>85376246>>85376246
>>85376111Checked >>85376123Checked, hello again o7 >>85376147I wouldn't mind some of that slop rn. I could do with a can of Tizer right now.
>>85376220the king of kings x
>>85376216Sitting at a desktop with keyboard like a wagie just to post here is grim tho tbqhwyl. I can recline at my leisure.
>>85376251i would like to IMMEDIATELY declare this a 'troll edish'and say 'nobody cares about your fetish'and 'someone else make a proper edish, please'
>>85376237First things first, I wanted to tell you how very sorry I am about Crossy. So wasteful. So unnecessary. Anyone could see the game was over at that point. In fact. I was just about to issue an official surrender xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss4lPFGFXBM
>>85376269I agree shan't be posting in it.
>>85376292no worries lad i'm sure we all fall the smeslk ways
he's going to be samefagging all (again) night isn't he?
>>85376292I don't believe you. You're a tyrant x
>>85376305And you will be reading it all my man
NEW D-D-DJ!-DJ! EDISH:>>85376311>>85376311>>85376311
Almost at the end now chaps.
>we all fall the smeslk ways
oh frig i feel daft nowmustard edish = best edish
>>85376326Why'd you delete it then eh?
>>85376307I must concede it was a masterful plan on yanklasses part. The idea that I was bombing our own helpless lids to hold back the seethers. It turned the last of my loyalists against me, there was no resistance in Sunderland or the palace. Do you know it aired live on TikTok? There's a particular savvy in that...Make no mistake she intends to take my place nows. But I've been watching you... and you've been watching me. I'm afraid we've both been played for fools x
>>85376349mustard edish came first.ignore the lad making his thread about some black girl he fancies. we were at like 460 replies.
>>85376264I use a laptop
