Twiglets editionPrevious >>85382557
>Twiglets
Welpers blown out raped put hole
Racism is bad and wrong
Welpers gaped and raped rosebud arsehole
Yay! Monilass is back!
Hot dog Jumping frog Helpers gaped arsehole
>>85387923Do you think Petite Tumi likes twiglets?
>>85388162Yuck gross and boner killer blergh
Me? Banned multiple times. Lessons learned.
Mods banned me in int again
The funny thing is i don't remember what i said nor do i care
>>85388233Did you manage to own the chuds? Do you feel satisfied?
"Impossible standards", you know like honesty, competence, that sort of thing.
>>85388246I probably said something about jews
int is a liberal board and you have trannies in brit every day posting pony crap
>>85388291morning babes x
At least i can post this here. >>85388306hey nige
>>85388312wow pr0n and naked women on teh special secret naughty website for teh bvased and ebic pilled funsters
I really don't see a way to salvage the academy in its current form. They openly and proudly declare that they've abandoned their proper mission of truth-seeking. Cut their funding. Seize their endowments. Replace them with hardline meritocratic technical degree institutes. We shouldn't have to tolerate these enemy encampments in our societies.(Petra De Sutter also used ChatGPT to generate her inaugural speech and it included made up quotes LMAO!)
>>85388321Yeah faggot. You need a cry and hug about it?
>>85388326oh my days is that a picture of a womans breasts? you crazy mad man
>He thinks posting porn is cool
>>85388334It's better than posting whatever boring, dull, grim gimmicky shite gets posted here most of the time
>>85388333Not my fault that you're a battyman is >>85388334I'm literally the coolest
>>85388342I'm b& for 3'days we're just getting started
4chan mad and bad lad hours
I don't really care about porn being posted every now and then, it's nice to break up the flow of the thread from time to time and of course it's nice to look at. What annoys me though is eating up all the image slots in the thread early, so the last 200 or so posts are just a slog through walls of text.Really why is there an image limit in the threads anyway? It's an imageboard.
int jannies suck my arse
Manuel Ferrera has lived arguably the best life that a man can.
>>85388373youre a real rebel you are lad. i bet youre feared and respected
>>85388370I'm antisocial and a madman
>>85388386Literally yewl do nothing tranny
>Cumbrain loser posting porn to own the chuds at 10 in the morning What a life
>>85388382What about Peter North? Corrrrr.
I run this general now. Brits out. Sharia in.
>>85388418I'm American not British
>>85388344Those are quite possibly the best tits I've ever seen.
>>85388423I only bring bangers mate
>>85388422>So either 2am or at 5am What a life
>>853884292Still doing nothing aren't you whinge man
Done youBodied that freakRektNever recover It's over
The foreskinless anonymous internet warrior
Work in 40, ugh cba today
>>85388422Where's your day pass lad?Take this. Ill let you off this time but if i see you posting here again without a pass ill kick off
Corrr unexpected titties in the britfeel areaBeats the Sean related spam and generalised animosity so I APPROVE THESE BREASTICLES
What should I wank to, lids? I'm thinking Ashlynn Brooke or Tori Black.
Sean does voluntary work so we don't have to.
>>85388546He does voluntary work because he's a mong.
Shippywippy cumming all over WelpWelpers greasy face
>>85388535Allie Nicole in 'Sex and Basketball' for Blacked. One of my all time favourite scenes.
>"Voluntary" work>it's compulsory or his bennies are cut offVery Soviet.
>>85388567Not into black women. Sorry, pal.
What's the appeal of voluntary work? Wouldn't it be better to get paid for your time?
Wipwipwipshippy arsebumming welpwelpwelper
things i like, and i won't let stigma or stereotypes dictate otherwise:- Star Wars: The Phantom Menace- Scott Pilgrim vs the World (comic)- Scott Pilgrim vs the World (film)- Imagine Dragons- challenging racism- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy- image macros- Marvel films, up until Avengers 4- Homestar Runner- Sonic the Hedgehog, up until Sonic Adventure 2- New Order more than Joy Division- drugs
>>85388650Liking Sonic Adventure is a sure way to know you're a mong.
>>85388628People who do voluntary work are either:>dossers, in which case it's not voluntary work it's quid pro quo to keep their bennies>useless olds who aren't there to actually work but instead use it as a chance to basically force people to talk to them for a while>insane activist types e.g. women and gay men
>>85388650>Avengers 4There's an avengers 4? Fuck me who keeps up with all this bollocks? How does anyone not have capeshit fatigue at this point?
>>85388692Also people with zero work experience, it's better than nothing
>>85388692What do you do for a living lad?
Shipywippy and broadybridge cumming inside helpers hole
>>85388708He's an editor
>>85388708I run a semi successful YouTube auditing channel why?
>>85388719He's a bullshitter. Notice how he immediately went to insulting the people that volunteer.
>>85388692>>useless olds who aren't there to actually work but instead use it as a chance to basically force people to talk to them for a whileThis is the worst by far. I would give so much up to never have to interact with an old person ever again.
>>85388729>went to insulting the people that volunteerBecause they're cattle
>>85388696aye it came out 7 years ago lad, keep up.really daft tho because it was like all the superheroes time travel into the previous films. so it introduces that problem where 'hurr durr there r multiple universes nao!' and 'oh, we can just resurrect people.'although it cracks me up they tell the baddie from the first one he's getting permanently killed forever, he shan't be resurrected this time (which i think he did before?)...then he uses the time magic to vworp away. then he gets his own TV show in which he watches the films (to get all caught up), and now he's in the next one, i think?dunno. it's so ridiculous, it's funny to me. it's like they've written away the very concept of stakes.
For me? It's Sonic Heroes.
>>85388739for you it's being WRONG
>>85388726So you are a worthless eater rotting on 4chan everyday and you don't want to be around 'normies' because you know everything and you are better
>>85388738Iron Man literally dies in this, lid. They haven't resurrected him. Same with Black Widow. I get what you mean though.
>we need a heavy for 'Team Rose'Sonic Team, ya dun goof'd.
>>85388753>we prefer creamnonces
I remember playing a demo of Sonic Heroes that I got in one of those demo CD you used to get with Xbox magazine. It blew my mind as a little kid, but now looking back at gameplay it's quite bad.
>>85388743No you're wrong I'm a valued member of society by using my YouTube channel I have a finger on the pulse of my community. Can the same be said of you?
>>85388767Sad little lad winning bigly on 4chan everyday
>>85388771Didn't answer my question. I said what do you do to contribute to society?
>>85388746i know it's non-chronological but they released a Black Widow film at a very stupid time. and obvs RDJ is back (whether they'll explain that in some way).it's just odd they CAN bring characters back, and then we're meant to care that Peter Parker's aunt dies? mate, you just mind-wiped the whole planet with a magic spell. just undo her death. Uncle Ben's too, why not.also their Earth should have solved every problem we have, by now. infinite energy, no more scarcity, etc. it's silly fluff for kids, but they decided it should be one big continuity. why is 'their' New York still 'our' New York? no flying cars or robot surgeons or owt?
>>85388766Gameplay for a lot of games back then doesn't hold up. Most 3D Sonic games have been trash but I still played a lot of Sonic Heroes.
>>85388785RDJ is playing Doom and you'll probably never see his face so it doesn't really matter. It's pretty silly stunt casting though. Guess they fucked up ao badly with Kang's actor that they were desperate. The original Spider-Man 2 is still the best superhero film ever made IMO.
Shipsterington making helpers hole bounce up and down on his shaft
Corrrr, excited to get my John Cassavetes box set. A lad here said Killing of a Chinese Bookie is kino.
>>85388765>Buy Sonic Advance 2, it's the best 2D Sonic of them all.yeah, these lads should be in prison.
>>85388799To be fair the Sonic Advance games are pretty good. I mean, obviously Sonic CD is the best 2D Sonic game (IMO de lid).
ruining myself with alcohol because my life is empty
>>85388803>obviously Sonic CD is the best 2D Sonic game (IMO de lid).the one where you have to slow down and methodically explore the levels to find both the time gates (the correct ones, mind you) and then the robot machines?the one where the time gates are either in some bullshit place where you CAN'T run fast enough even if you git gud, OR they're just in an empty field so what's even the challenge, you just hold left/right?the one where you HAVE to do this, it's not some fun optional feature like the Chaos Emeralds or bonus stages, and it requires multiple LAYERS of pixel bitching, in a game about running around fast?the one where you can't just jump into bosses, you're meant to know when they're 'in the background' even with no visual cues?that one, lad?you are worse than Hitler (just IMO de lid, no offence intended x)
i wonder if all this dry weather is killing off the worms
what if we replace cars with rollercoasters?
>>85388832bit humid up here.the block of flats across the way still has a fridge outside. it seemed placed, not dumped, like it was delivered to their door.can fridges stay outside? what if it rains?
>>85388844that would basically would be a tram
>>85388844Be a bit of a bugger taking shopping back from the supermarket. Wouldn't be able to get any bottles/cans of pop.
>>85388850its probably waiting to be collected by the council, maybe they couldn't find it
Wasting my life because I have nothing of value to offer anyone
>>85388850Address? I'll come get it
>>85388872dont be too hard on yourself m8 eveyone has some use
>STEVE LOOK HOW BALD AND ROUND HIS MANC HEAD HIS OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>85388844i'm telling you lad:giant lazy river, up and down the length of the country. you'd have floating little rafts that sell you drinks and things.
Working because I don't have a hidden disability
Helpers brolapsed gaped hole getting used by Broadybroadingtonbridge
/b/tards telling people 'lolicon is legal' like telling them to mix vinegar + bleach to make crystals.
>>85388886thanks for the tax money lad
>>85388888i enjoy repeating numbers oh aye
https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/personalandhouseholdfinances/incomeandwealth/bulletins/theeffectsoftaxesandbenefitsonhouseholdincome/2024
Might get banned for ban evasion.
I think I'm the only person that's nice to tilde on /brit/
>>85388911a lot to unpack here, what are you trying to point out
>>85388924dunno, just thought someone might find it interesting
>>85388922i dont go to /int/ but if i did i would be nice to her too
i dont go to /int/ but if i did i would be running the place in 6 weeks
helpers arse getting plapped by monis big dick
a trekkie brekkie is on the cards
>>85388968replicators down i'm afraid
throw me to the wolves and i'll come back pregnant
I don't go on /brit/ that often but when I do I can demoralize them in a dozen posts.
>>85389013u okay hon? xxx
One of the many prominent questions that socialists are unable to answer:What exactly is your fair share of someone else's money?
>>85388903>88forget 'two fat ladies' that's 5x ONE fat lady LOL
>>85389047If they earn 100 grand a month I'm entitled to two grand of that. Cheers. x
Five days later... the website has stock, so why haven't they sent my items? VERY SHODDY!
>>85389052I see, fascinating answer. Now, the follow up:Why?
>>85389057Because I said so, little laddington. x
>>85389061>Because I said sobased
>>85389061>>85389064this is very sad, very sad.
>>85389067Not as sad as you, big boy. x
>>85389047https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zakat
england is mine and it owes me a livinggo ahead and ask me why
Stay horny and sexual without grabbing your dick. Thats how you move
right, im off out to get some food eveyone keep it friendly till i come back
>>85389079Haven't touched my cock in months. Only nipple orgasms for me.
*puts a tack on anon's chair whilst he's out*
>>85389078no. not until SOMEONE consults me about >>85382392.
>>85389098*puts an anvil above the door so it crushes your skull when you open it*
*kicks off a debate as to whether those should be called 'tacks' or 'drawing pins'*
helpers scrot rot letting off toxic fumes
Yeah, she farts a shit ton, man.
>>85389078no thanksI know how this ends
>>85389123With you being completely pwned? x
>>85389103*walks around like an accordion before putting my thumb in my mouth and reinflating myself*
in primary school i would sometimes place down 10p coins with brass tacks blu-tacked onto the bottom side. just in the corridors, where kids would find them.really messed up some lad's hand. all the teachers acted like it was this huge problem, when the bullying THEY did to me was FAR worse (both physically and mentally).also in this episode of The Simpsons, i don't get why toddler Bart didn't just kill baby Lisa with the scissors? i know the real life answer is "then the series couldn't happen", but in context, that's what you would do.
>>85389106The correct answer is both 'either' and 'who fucking gives a fuck?'. Though I suspect that one of them is probably more classically American and the other is more classically British and that will trigger some of the anti-yank mongs to no end.
>>85389123>>85389127another case of sad
>>85389128*paints a fake tunnel into a brick wall and watches you crash into it*
>>85389127us kissing under an iron bridge
>>85389140>SADits not even autumn yet, daftie
>>85389144Hope you like the taste of cat food because that's all I've been eating. x
>tesco slot is 4 - 8>not coming until 7 - 8fuck, was hoping it would be earlier
reminder that your dad didn't smack you because he was a horrible evil abuser.he was trying to correct behaviours in you. behaviours you have since exhibited, and your life is all the worse for it.
>>85389155I'll end up with sore lips
when it comes down to drawing pins, we all playing the waiting game in life xno sign of the postie, it's 1 o'clock in the afternoon. remember when we actually called it 'the morning post'?
>>85389161you okay, hon? xx
What we need is a lad itt who sternly yet fair and impartially busts lad's chops
shipingtonshireshippy arse raping helpers hole
>>85389159>cheap out on 4 hour window saver slot>moan when you don't get the start of the windowShould have paid for the 1 hour slot
There is no woke 1.0 and woke 2.0, it's all the same fucking bollocks, they're just trying another rebrand. Before woke it was progressive, before that liberal, before that social democrat, before that radical, before that socialist, before that communist.
>>85389200>paid for the 1 hour slotis this a thing? what a grim society we live in
>>85389200Not made of money. Not really complaining. Just a wee moan. Sometimes you get the good slot, sometimes you get the bad.
for years, everyone on 4chan/the internet would constantly vaguepost about 'weird feelings' like, 'does anyone else just feel...uneasy? as if something really bad is about to happen?'notice those posts have stopped.
>>85389223>for years, everyone on 4chan/the internet would constantly vaguepost about 'weird feelings' like, 'does anyone else just feel...uneasy? as if something really bad is about to happen?'>notice those posts have stopped.really spooky
>>85389212Yeah and in my area it's sometimes a four pound difference. I don't drive and supermarket is a forty minute walk. Local Spar is expensive as fuck so...
https://youtu.be/vTgHO7W1III
>>85388692Lol lot of you are too fried or in this like "internet guy" edgelord with hypotension phase where you deliberately fry your brain to be "cool" on the computer as if anybody gives a shit. I guarantee HHL volunteers because he just wants to do something with his time. And I really don't care about your theories where you project your sweaty smelly ghoul life onto somebody taking steps to better himself so dont bother with the "hactually" cheers.
>>85389245nice cortisol spike
End of the day sean is a decent lad at heart not shocked he enjoys doing something decent to pass the time, meet people. Think a few twolls are upset because they feel him moving on from them tbqh. Knowing they'll be left behind stewing in their own juices. >>85389250Proving my point desu with a faggy little comic book guy style "quip" like you're just boring.
WHAT IF the government just let anybody in and didn't deport any of them no matter how heinous their crimes and parasitic their lives?
Me? Ill af because of too much wine yesterday
>>85389269ok hypocrite lmao
>>85389245yeah when people work themselves (?) up over this, you have to remember their target is outside, doing these things. he's going to the pub and litter-picking, both activities we've all enjoyed (or at least tried). he could win the lottery and seethers will write stories about all the coke he'll deffos blow it all on (and STILL get ripped off...LOL!)i get when the internet stuff feels more serious. you become a crazy screenslave if you sit inside all day. but you leave your computer for around an afternoon, come to back to /britfeel/, and it's all so ridiculous. even if you're trolling and just 'pretend mad', the same applies.seethers, maybe you should go for a nice walk.
helpers hole getting gang raped
>"We must not become complacent around the rampant and escalating number of bear attacks", says Minister for Bear Defence.
>i love litter pickingoh its great living in a low trust society cleaning up after 3rd worlders
>>85389290>the police are not taking violence against women and girls seriously enoughWho's committing the violence against women and girls, Bridget? Who is it? Couldn't be anything to do with those pamphlets the government has started handing out, could it?
>>85389292Sounds like he's made some decent mates there, gets fresh air going for a walk, has the bants while you fume on computer. So yeah sounds decent tbqh. Can I try your response >oh wow I LOVE talking to GOY CATTLE I love picking up GOYSLOP off the street for ISRAEL loool Twitter bot tier personality lol. Sean was far right in 2009 while you were a faggot libtard doing your GCSEs crying tears of joy because Obama won same as 99% of the gay NPC mongs in this thread. Don't think he needs you to explain his politics back to him.
if the postie isn't here by 2pm, i'm kicking off.
>>85389314kek what are you even on about, do you know?
Sean has already been more of an internet ghoul than the lads still stuck in that phase today and he's came out the other side. He's a good lad.
>>85389290>We must not become complacent around the rampant and escalating number of bear attacks", says Minister for Bear Defencewe're herewe're queerwe dont want anymore bears
>>85389338do you think if you keep white knight him he's gonna fuck you?
>>85389346Do you think if you keep crying about him and writing gay fantasies he's going to... i don't even know what you think you get from him. He continues improving his life while you fume? Lmao
>>85389350>everyone is the same dolly i argue with constantly
>>85389357Boring lad. You can't even process basic sentences before falling back to your twitter brained green text. See why wouldn't HHL volunteer? He gets to meet normal people in real life, do you think he'd have a better time on here with boring mongs like you? He got bored because you're boring.
Lads of course there's something wrong with me I'M A GOY. I'M A GOY I'm not a chosen person, I'm not one of the chosen people lads. There's something wrong with me I'm a goy. Alright thanks, bye.
Boring but it's true
>>85389371can do that without doing someone else's job for free chief
Kek, just checked and you're not bullshitting. You can even see where he's spend his winnings on cocaine lmao. Must've got really pissed the mongoloid! Good riddance... until he's inevitably back
>can do that without doing someone else's job for free chiefFascinating
You're expecting people to believe that you'r just a random person sat around glazing sean all day. No one believes you.
Shippingtonwippington inside helpers bleeding hole
im taking the bins out then im having a coke, like and subscribe for more updates
>>85389399Believe what you want big lad got things to get on with now enjoy your 16 hour sean sesh x
>in tears because someone is having some banter about his best mate who he's never met and doesn't acknowledge him
>>85389410Funny how you say you've got things to be getting on with now after getting called out isn't it. Cya then totally random person.
Ramen on the go now
Just got up me didn't iGfberg cumming over tomorrow, isn't sheHafta prep errythang X
>>85389426What kind? Please not koka, please!
>>85389430Shin (the korean stuff), It's my go to for something quick and easy :)
>>85389269>End of the day sean is a decent lad at heartFar right, racist, agitator, benefit scrounger, said he watched THAT video.>End of the day sean is a decent lad at heartKeep telling yourself that. It won't make any difference, but if it makes you happy to be THAT delusional - crack on. Just use your quiet, internal voice instead of spouting your tedious bollocks here.
>Far right, racist, agitator, benefit scrounger, said he watched THAT video.Also known as a 5'6" spacker posting frogs on the computer. AHHHHH SO SCARY AHHHH
>>85389438Shin black or red? Too spicy for me on the way out those but I enjoy the flavour of them, I have the toomba noodles a lot they're nice and creamy and a bit garlicky
>>85389350>improving his life while you fumeReminder that he was banned from /int/ /brit/ AGAIN for drunken rants.Improving how, exactly? Making shit up about voluntary work?If he had any redeeming features he'd get a paid job. Voluntary 'work' is for retirees and those with resources. He's a dole dosser and always will be, it's all he knows.
>>85389451Who the fuck are you even talking about? You lot are fucking schizo mongs for real
>>85389453Melty moment
>>85389451>AHHHHH SO SCARY AHHHH>here's something so sanitising and FUNNEH to get away from the other shit>HE IS A GOOD LAD REALLYKeep deluding yourself. Must be exhausting.
>>85389426I need to get some more, and eggs and some chicken bits to go with the noodles.Found some really cheap ones, demae ramen, I like the beef and chicken flavours.
Need to fart me i doX
Phwoaaarrr quiet in here today
Me? Lucky Boat noodles. The absolute king of all noodles.
>>85389464You sound like a shitlib lol what even is your point
>>85389460Keep deluding yourself.
>>85389454>You lot are fucking schizo mongs for realwelcome to britfeel, chum x
spam mong got arrested, i reckon
>>85389465Yes demae are very good but the noodles aren't the best in them, I do prefer the shin ones but you could get two demae for one shin at farmfoods where I get them. Have you tried the spicy demae? Just advising you to avoid it as it wasn't the best flavour imo
>>85389472I don't even know what a shitlib is.
>>85389471never heard of those, ive always been a Batchelors man myself for...obvious reasons
>>85389474Keeping sticking it to the far right sister x #bashlefash #nomorefrogs
if you personalityfag on anonymous forum you gonna get lads taking the piss, simple as
>>85389477Nah just yanking your chain lad. It's a little gimmick I run for myself, I'll either purposefully pretend to be a shitposter or personality and bait some seething responses and then reply back like 'lol, who are you even talking about you schizo?', or I'll just turn up and look for a seether without even posting anything and reply with the same lol.
I thought you had something big to be getting on with???
me? chill af.(we are so back.)
>>85389487something mutts say when they want you to reply 'foy'
>>85389488Well worth a look if you can find some - Asian supermarkets often have cases of them. They're used in take aways for e.g. chow mein. Proper tasty and filling.
Sums up the entirety of britfeel quite well, desu
>>85389493Everyone is the same dolly you argue with constantly?
Just want an attractive gf with huge boobs
I thought you had something very big to be getting on with???
shipshipington raping helpers hole
>>85389492ooh, you cheeky scamp x
>>85389503You and every other man on the planet, only there's not nearly enough attractive women with huge boobs to go around. What makes you stand out above all the competition, lad? Why do you deserve an attractive woman with huge tits?
>>85389500its like a soap opera where you can interact with the characters
>>85389486I'm just trying to find the correct amount of water to leave in the pan for when adding the flavourings. First lot I emptied all the water out, and that tasted nice, but the noodles stuck together and went a bit gelatinous. Not a fan of spicy stuff really, so avoided them. Think I tried the shin ramen once and found it too spicy. I'll stay clear of the spicy demae, thanks. Need to defrost the freezer, then do a trip to iceland and farmfoods next week.
>>85389497Ah, right. I'll play along for the crayon munchers next time. Today I learned.
Haha, wow he sure annoyed all those Japanese people trying to go about their day! Brown people are just the best, we should have way more of them over here!
Just baffling how socially rejected freaks with no mates assume they're "banter merchants" once they're on computer. Nobody irl has ever said you have bants, nobody laughed at your jokes they were creeped out but once you get on that computer you have to be a comedian for some reason
took me a while to clock what 'glazing' meant. it's just a good word, isn't it?the metaphor/etymology makes sense. technology was involved, but it's not reliant on cultural/internet meme knowledge. it's simply good slang for what it is.i approve of 'glazing'.
I'll be honest, I've been coming here almost every day for nearly three years and at this point I'm just done. You're genuinely contemptible and the vast majority of you are happy to wallow in your own shortcomings.You will never change, never improve, never be happy and you have nobody to blame but yourselves. A few of you are alri, but most of you are just fucking dire hopeless drecks that just lost The Game.I probably wont be around here much from now on. It's not healthy. I want to be better. I will be better. Meanwhile, you'll be stewing in your own misery.
>>85389494looks like you are in for a fun evening de lid
>>85389530>just lost The GameCUNT
>>85389515It's hard to find a sweet spot between having a nice flavourful broth or having it gelatinous like you said. Depending on what flavours you like Chapagetti might be for you (a bit black beany flavoured) or the Toomba that antoher anon mentioned. They're both semi dry noodles so less faffing getting the water right.
Oh shippy you've got me so dizzy!
Happy Friday! Current mood and shoutout to the metalhead lads. >Slayer - Disorder (Album Version)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mTCvm4gQpQ
i used to think batchelors super noodles were called that because the were for bachelors but it because they guy who made them was called Batchelors. mad
Aphex Twin is British?just having a time on Selected Ambient Worksand the voices have English accentsand that's OK!
>>85389564How tf would you not know that. Stick to green day
Been one of those years for me, lads. Fuck my life.
>>85389537>Chapagettiluv me Chapagettigets it from Lidl when they have it inproper chunkeh
Shipingtonwipington
>>85389555I never knew that spag bol was just spaghetti bolognese , i always thought it was some different meal
as a kid i thought boxing was only allowed on boxing day
But technically speaking he is a Celtic bvll born Ireland Welsh parents raised Cornwall lives Scotland. Pretty much as Celtic as it gets.
lol brutalposter on outrerr9k is back and floundering, you love to see it
>>85389587>brutalposterWho and why should I care?
It's all happening today innit lads?
>>85389535lol that takes me back.there was a .webm over on /wsg/, in the thread>Webms that push the limits of run time, dimensions and sound. and it was that was strange.>>>/wsg/6203090 doesn't look like the 'chives caught it, probably for the best. could've been going round 2026duckrolling anons into the fifth dimension. o well.
>>85389598ah yes, BRTFEELuse a better generator next time you make an edgy observation, perhaps?
>>85389598lmao top bants we DO like that haha
>>85389598Friday night will be lit, lad. /britfeel/ will be bouncing, madlads slaying.
>>85389594Another forced gimmick
>>85389613>the OP is yogahotwife's husbandfuckin lmao, classic
>>85389598>no girls allowed As if lad slightest remote smell of the smallest crumb of used up 50 year old pussy and the hardened internet hate machine gangster twolls become simpering poofters
>>85389623>>85389628more showings of sadness
>>85389634>showings of sadnessis english your second language?
>>85389426What about pot noodle?
>>85389634aw lad dont be sad i thought your little video was really funny, you must have worked really hard typing the prompt and then saving it and solving the captcha
>>85389623Her ex-husband, lad
Summer staff in toilberg where all in a great mood today after getting their exam resultsStories of going to gigs last night, heading out to a bar after and seeing all their mates, where they are all heading over the weekend etc, talking about their futureSounded great tbqh, made me wish i had friends growing up, probably could count on one hand the amount of times ive had a "night out" which all ended up being shitty or just completely fucking boring Best not to dwell on it imo, the more i think the more i realize "yeah ive fucked everything up"
>>85389613Live gapemong reaction
>>85389640>>85389647and even more of it
>>85389644Horrible and nasty, I've not had one in years.
They investigated Jason Arday to death, lads :(
>>85389656maybe you could post it on r/4chan? the fellas there are sure to give you lots of updoots for it
>>85389649I passed my exams with good grades back in day but I had no mates to celebrate it with
>>85389650Now you mention it, yes, this is a mental image I have of they/them
sippshippy and footlid arse raping help helper
>>85389515Don't really want a broth, as I have been adding crunchy bits of chicken, just didn't want it dry. The last time was nice, just a tiny bit of liquid left in. Not sure about the black bean sauce, but will keep an eye out for other flavours. If doing a stir fry type, I like using bigger noodles from sainsburys, they're good and quite chunky, Lee kum kee noodles, then I'll add a sauce, teriyaki or satay I've used so far.
The Sean arse rape posts just do not get less funny the more they're posted. I'm actually astonished at how funny I find them after all this time.
>>85389649Mateless life x
*goes to the youtube video of a song and comments telling everyone what movie/tv show/video game i heard it in*
The fact is online mates are not real. You are a mate cel. A pal virgin.
>85389675Sounds like you're just singling someone out to do epic 4chan booling and twolling kek scream crease lole
>>85389714let em have fun with their dollies mate, not hurting anyone are they xx
>>85389546I want to lewd some K-Ons.
If you can't ring them in an emergency they're not a mate. If your house flooded nobody here knows you even exist. The show would go on while you suffer alone. That's the truth of internet mates.
>>85389735only Mugi, cause she likes it.
>>85389568dunno.thought he was Dutch or something.not like a bloke i could talk to.
https://youtu.be/MIJdEEpwutYjust take me watch off
>>85389723You dropped this, king: >You are clearly too edgy to operate on our level.You have transcended to a higher plane.
>>85389744That's very silly he is the most famous out of them from that idm wave in the 90s which was overwhelming british.
>>85389649yeah you never got those years back.best thing you can do is have kids. give them those years all of their own.
>>85389649More or less the same, lad. Been alone my whole life, never figured out how people actually make friends. Therapist asked me about it before:>So do you still feel depressed even when you're around friends or other people you enjoy being with?>I don't have any friends>What do you mean by that? You don't feel connected to anyone?>No, I don't have any friends. I have never had friends and I don't have any now, there's nobody I spend time with>I doubt that's true, you must have some friends>...Don't know what I expected from a woman desu.
>>85389735Yui is not for sexo.
>>85389756I'd like lewd some Lucky Stars and some Azumangas too.
>>85389756Azusa best girl for cute and for plaps
>>85389755Go to any social event/meeting people instantly make friends with each other not with me. Just seems to happen.
>>85389752i am having comf times. no distress was intended.i like the sounds, i thought the man was from elsewhere. he is not.all is well.
shipingtonshire force fucking helper and helpermum
Imagine dragons more your speed big lad
>>85389784bad dragon for me
It Friday oh aye it is
>>85389776Yes exactly. I remember going off to uni, first night in halls there was a party down the corridor. I told myself I'd go and really try. I turn up and I'm just standing there against a wall sipping on a pear cider. Every single other person was already talking to groups of other people somehow, laughing, smiling, getting along like they knew each other for years even though we all got to the uni basically a few hours ago and have never met before. I tried to talk with a few guys who seemed a little less party-party but even that petered out after a few sentences back and forth.
>>85389761>>85389764Mio > Yui > Azusa > Tsumugi > Ritsu.It's not even debatable. And they are not for lewds. Behave, will you, no lewds, no sexo!
>>85389797Yeah never really made a difference even if its like minded people desu even when I was doing computer science it still happened there would be one or two with the most charisma people would form groups with to go for lunch together on day 1 and I felt like a bad smell just hovering about.
>>85389803Azusa making cute squirmy moans as I gently deflower her oiled up butt
Crazy how small things like that seem so big. People really sorted themselves into these lunch time groups on day 1. I was wandering about the streets alone for an hour as usual. I wondered what it's like to be someone who gets initiated and included into a group.
is emo anon here? Been quite enjoying midwestern emo and ''math rock'' , I desire recshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ1Wws-h1dE
The Matthias Steiner video edits where he wins the gold a few months after his wife died in a car accident always get me right in my fucking heart. The ones with the M83 soundtrack. Fuck lads.
Corrr shippy and his big willy inside helpers hole
>>85389754fuck that lad, this curse ends with me The fact ive not had a gf in nearly 20 years isnt helping much either
>Ryuichi Sakamoto - Opus (2023) Criterion (1080p BluRay x265 10bit EAC3 7.1 Atmos SAMPA)Oh yesh! 'avin this, aren't I.
>>85389868Is that CP? Nonce
PC = noncePhone = good ladSimple as that
>>85389873CP backwards is PC. The nonce platform of choice.
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/man-spotted-inappropriately-touching-himself-34489302.ampwronguns
lost my train of thought
for me, lxds? its ripping cds to my xboxi got midnight marauders in the post today and i got raja nee hot & ready coming tomorrow
IM GETTING A BATH
>>85389904>the Burger King inside Newcastle Central Station mad how you can just forget this one.they built the new Burger King by the Grainger Market, we all went, 'oh, there's a second Burger King, now.'no.there was a third.i make a pint.
Shipywippy bum bumming helpers gaped hole
You know its not a binary choice between simping for sean and siding with gapemong? It's also possible that you are such a grim freak that you make sean seem like a good guy in comparison to you. Footmong style.
>>85389958every man must pick a side and declare in the war
Shippy cumming up Welpers bogey filled nostril
>>85389755I lost it slightly with one of these people once, and just started throwing their own stupid advice back in their face>if you want to meet people you should go out to a coffee shop>right, so how many cups of coffee do I have to drink before I can have one friend?>*blank look*... I don't know, maybe a hundred?
It's fucking cold. Why is it cold all of a sudden, lids?
>>85389980We're kickin out the forrin weather
>>85389977kek you're beyond the help of a therapist
>>85389977When was the last time a human being 'made a friend', like an actual long time genuine friend, in a coffee shop? When was the last time anyone giving that advice made a friend in a coffee shop? This isn't 1870s Paris ffs. Surely they must know this sort of 'advice' is utterly useless, right?
Tidied my room lads. Been putting that off for a year
If you're not snowboarding to the coffee shop in new jeans you're not making mates. Simple as!
>>85390007You have to be at least six showers in before attempting this as well
>>85389977>I don't know, maybe a hundred?
washing the spinach in the bath. i think this is halfway through the process.now i have a bunch of stuff, i don't know what to do with it?need to simplify:i make a pint.
>>85389989I know. It's nonsense. I go to coffee shops (because I like coffee). it's a fucking place of commerce. It's not like the one from Friends.I don't know what universe normies are living in. They just think shit on the TV is real.
So let's break this down:HHL lives in a two bedroom private house for freeHe has a private chef who cooks his foodHe gets UC and PIP and can afford to buy anything he wantsHe has an active social lifeHe is close to his familyFootmong lives with his mother despite being 30+He has to pay his mother 750 pounds per month to live in his childhood boxroomHe has 50 pounds per month left after paying his mother and the billsHe works in a call centre for minimum wageHe has no friends and is addicted to pornWho has a better life?
>>85390044Anyone being honest knows the answer. Sean won. Footmong lost. And that is a lush.
all the constituents are in the right places it is a process that continues.
>>85390044>>85390052even more sadness
>>85390044Who the fuck are these peoples
Haven't checked this thread in over two months and mongboy is still spamming gay fanposts lmfao. Back in another month or two dee lads. Btw I strongly recommend you do the same, you won't miss it.
>>85390044I don't understand why his mother charges so much? 750 pounds is excessive imo. Especially for someone on minimum wage. Not very motherly.
needs water, but water takes time.
>>85389868Is this a film? Don't recognise it.
>>85390103>Haven't checked this thread in over two monthssean in disguise.jpg
>>85390099britnormie characters
shippiwippi
>have your own personal chef>choose spoons dire chicken nuggies insteadpower move honestly
ill af me desu my lads just had to throw up ugh, sprogberg was throwing up on monday so i thought i dodged but no such luck apparently
>>85390044Gapemong is not happy about this post
>>85390144So he likes comfort food. What's wrong with that?
>>85390158said it was a power move lad, keep up
>>85390044>HHL lives in a two bedroom private house for freeNo, he lives in a grotty HMO with other spackers, not a 'private house for free'. He has no choice over this.>He has a private chef who cooks his foodNo, he is legally not allowed to cook his own meals. Minimum wage foreign carers have to (and spit in it).>He gets UC and PIP and can afford to buy anything he wantsNo, he cannot even remotely afford to buy 'anything he wants'.>He has an active social lifeNo, his 'friends' are drug dealers that use him because he's a mug.>He is close to his familyNo, his brother actively cut him out of his life and his parents frequently lose their patience with him and reprimand him for his life choices.>Footmong lives with his mother despite being 30+Yes.>He has to pay his mother 750 pounds per month to live in his childhood boxroomYes.>He has 50 pounds per month left after paying his mother and the billsYes.>He works in a call centre for minimum wageUnsure, I thought he quit, but he certainly has done minimum wage call centre work.>He has no friends and is addicted to pornYes, but this is the same for Sean, as well as Sean being impotent and having to wear nappies.
>im charging you under the cooking your own meals act, 2001
>>85390166Oh my incel melty
>>85390166>he lives in a grotty HMOProof?
>>85390166>his brother actively cut him out of his life Proof? >i saw it in a dream
>>85390185he was doxed but im not posting his adress
Friday night freaks telling each other sean lost while sean is out winning. Lmao
>>85390166You're right about both mongs mate
>>85390113It's a documentary, but it's basically Ryuichi sat at his piano playing. >Ryuichi Sakamoto: Opushttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt28490873/>Ryuichi Sakamoto: Codahttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt6578572/>Ryuichi Sakamoto - Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGs_vGt0MY8
shippywippy using his wide shaft to part welpers rosebud
>>85390201what do you think you'll be heading out with your irl mates then, big lad?
okay friends there were some steps involved but i now have a nice, creamy pint.yous want one?
So fed up of these MONGS
>>85389988Explain what the point of them is if all they're going to do is lie, and tell you things that aren't helpful.I actually have a half decent one now, but that last one was a total waste of time in retrospect. He basically admitted he was just getting stuff off Chat GPT.
Reminder gapemong is a paedophile
>>85390218Is that onion beer
>>85390191It says nowhere that it's a HMO
>>85390220telling you to socialize to make friends isn't a lie mate, granted it was particularly great advice but the core concept is there
>>85390225You can view the deeds online but I won't be posting the address which is what you want me to do
>>85390225You don't get it lad I made it up for le epic winrars xD
Just ate a punnet of strawberries. Top tier fruit imo
>>85390221Which one is which? I only see a greentext seether thinking about kids when they see a shorter than average adult woman :D
>>85390201welper necking wkds at the Beehivetrolls at home talking himwow what an experience
>>85390235You've viewed nothing we haven't already you pathetic clown
>>85390235I actually did and it says nowhere that it's a HMO
>>85390251You can try to get me banned all you want, I won't be posting it.
>>85390221If liking short women is noncey what about dwarves?
>>85390255I'm not telling you to post it I'm telling you we've seen it and its not an HMO
>>85390253>>85390235grim sad little lads obsessed with another grim sad little lad
>>85390266>we've seenNo you haven't ha ha
>>85390233okay, but i was asking for advice on *how* to do those things.
Sean;Sound lad Posts apus Likes a drink down pubMovie clips You;Gay paedoGay spam mongDickheadNo mates Hmm which one do I prefer really hard choice this
Somebody get these "personalities" outta here
>>85390224must confess lad, i'm a bit out of sortsand i don't quite know what it isbut i made itand you should drink it
Goes back to that oneWe're meant to believe you're some random guy sat in an incel thread defending sean for some reasonIt's laughable
>>85390271Right okay lad only you have seen it just like only you have seen your gf who lives in a different town lol :)
Shippingtonshire hard bumming helpers hole
>>85390297You're some random guy seething at him 16 hours a day. Why is the opposite so unbelievable? You realise nobody here actually likes you?
what did sean mean when he said the boy in his young teens 'probably liked' preforming oral sex on pakistani man
Can't we talk about something proper like films or chocolate bars
Oh, I forgot to tell you, lads. If you like rice but you're not the best at cooking it, Aldi has little rice cookers, 2 cups. So it's ideal for single lads or those with a small family.
Keep forgetting gay spam mong genuinely believes he's a top lad new personality hahaha most spammers accept they're an annoyance he really thinks he's a thing
gerrin' dizzie with shippie!
>>85390307>You realise nobody here actually likes you?I don't really care, if I did I'd be worried.
>>85390312Love my rice cooker me
>>85390323Good for you. You should also know we don't have to love Sean to recognise he's still better than you.
>>85390311remember when yokies wernt for girls? i dont know why they changed that it was good marketing, a tasty chocie bar too proper chunk like it like it.
>>85390333>333Chek'd
>>85390333He wears a nappy and is impotent, but ok ;)
>>85390212I knew he was a composer, I just didn't realise that Criterion put out a filmed convert.
>>85390335Whaat did they change the marketing? Yeah its a quality bar
>Yorkie bars were originally composed of six chunks of chocolate each marked Rowntree; they were wrapped in both foil and an outer paper wrapper and weighed 100 g (3.5 oz).[12][13][14]>The wrapping was later switched to a single plastic foil wrapper. More recently, in an effort to reduce costs, the number of chunks was reduced to five with "Yorkie" moulded into each chunk. The weight of the bar has decreased over the years. In 2002, Yorkie bars were 70 g (2.5 oz).[15] This had been reduced to 64.5 g (2.28 oz) by 2010, and was reduced further to 61 g (2.2 oz) in 2011 and then 55 g (1.9 oz) later that year. It was shrunk again in November 2014 to 46 g (1.6 oz). In January 2015, United Kingdom, Raisin & Biscuit Yorkies were 44 g (1.6 oz). Limited edition Yorkie Peanut was 43 g (1.5 oz). Yorkie King size bars have also reduced in size.[15]not right what they did to yorkie tbqh
Might grab a yorkie from the old corner shop tonight
>>85390347Trying too hard again. He's been here for years contributed to the thread, new spam mong randomly appears a few months ago starts spamming gay paedo shit trying too hard to be edgy and fit in. Didn't like Sean that much before particularly but I'll take him over that yeah.
>>85390371why do they do this? it it greed or did making the thing get more expensive ?
>>85390381>He's been here for yearsI'll add that to this >>85390347
>>85390371Id rather just pay more instead of them shrinking it
>>8539038380% greed 20% costs in my opinion
>>85390355Probly "sexist" innit? Can't have anything that's just a laugh anymore.
>>85390390Yes we know you're a newfag spam mong
Health and safety init
all this noise that makes no sense, then Lollers.hi Lollers! make sense of the Wired. small rice cooker not a bad shout, can it do brown rice?
>>85390398>Yes we know you're a newfag spam mongProof i'm your dolly?
>>85390406HE'S A SIKHS PAY PIG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NO FUCKING WAY
>>85390405Not lollers but yeah, you can do any rice type. Mine has the water amount labelled on it but you can just Google the rice to water ratio
>>85390410Proof you're not a paedo?
>>85390383Shrinkflation. Every old chocolate bar is smaller than it used to be. There was a social media post recently where someone found a 30 year old mars bar and compared it to a new one. It was like 30% bigger.I'm sure they put less crisps in a packet as well now. They always lie and say they aren't doing it, and try to mess with your head.
>>85390416Ah you're playing that special game, nice
>>85390406Mongs living in a paki hmo christ alive
Doxxed and a rentoid at a minimum
wearin new pants today. moderately happy about myself.
>>85390420Am I? Looks like you lost :)
>>85390429I've had the same jeans onFor 4 days nowIm going to go to a disco in the middle of townEverybody's dressing upIm dressing down
Might order a chinese in
desu, they should just keep all snacks the same, and make them cost more.It'd dissuade poor fat people from buying too many of them. Actually a good thing, if you think about it.
>>85390406Might get in touch with old Gurb and let him know about little sean the racist oh aye
>>85390438Can't lose a game you didn't partake in, find a new dolly please.
Scandalous that they just sell a slightly larger version of a chocolate bar and call it a duo now
>>85390406i remeber somone ranting on here about sikh landlords, must of been him
Alri Gurbaksh lad
>>85390443they do cost more and they're smaller
>>85390380make sure its one of them that says it not for grlls on it, don't want people thinking your a woofta
>>85390461they should cost even more more, and be massive.No fun size allowed either.
>>85390440Hardly ever hear this now
>>85390392marketing want it at the impulse buy point, even if the price per gram is the same people are more likely to buy something for a quid than for a fiver
What a disaster outing his landlords name kek
Shipington inside helpers hole
>>85390406strange sorts.didn't notice the carpet the last he posted, i'm not to notice these things, but is it not Current Lore that he is in assisted living?sometimes pops round to his parents' place (THAT address with THAT garden)we could be comfy. we could welcome HHL. we could get along.a choice has been made to sour the atmosphere.a choice that i do not respect.
>>85390473Found the old lad on companies house, and his sons, oh yes it is going to be a lush evening indeed it is
Tescos finest hot choccy for me
Obscure chocolate history is one of me favourite subjects.You know Terry's Chocolate Apple came before the Chocolate Orange, and they had Chocolate Lemon for a brief time?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzVeEW_bB6Q
>>85390512>Chocolate Lemonthat sounds disgusting!
>>85390519probly why they didn't make it very longhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVXfp0xxMZ0Old ads was so kino. Everything is shit now. JUST SHIT.
>>85390506all for landlord licensing me (good change) but what is the purpose of this?
I love companies house it is lush
Me? Just letting them know that is all, as it should be x
Garn keep it back for a bit and send it when the time is right x
>>85390463Sounds advice i shall heed it
hey billionaired quite vampiricly
Fancy a Sikh edition next time round
How much rent does Sean pay to live inside spam mong's head?
>>85390539all information we're rightly entitled to, lad.someone says>J.K. Rowling is a racist for naming an Oriental character 'Cho Chang'next thing you know, you're on Companies House confirming there are registered officers actually named 'Cho Chang' and THEY can't be racist, can they lads? against themselves? turns out they're just normal people like us, making up fake companies for internet sales, and that (don't worry Ms Chang your secrets are safe with me x)
Wonder what she'll be getting up to this weekend
>>85390628away with your temptresses. there is only one magical girl in my heart x
Shippywippy inside Welpers bottom
Sandeep sending the heavies round
What a lush sequence of events
Wanked off three times today and just now the gfberg says she's coming over. Not confident I can go for a fourth round lads. Send help.
>>85390674sounds like you're in for an evening of arse eating
Yorkies are NOT for women. Simple as.
Alri Gurbaksh lad, how's the family?
Back on the weed and got a starbucks pumpkin spiced latte on the go (sachet) still nice though
>>85390694Yeah was thinking I might have to just go down on her and say I'm too tired for anything else. Not that I mind, love eating some arse and pussy me, but I think if I tried to preform it would just be quite disappointing for both of us. Not to mention sore af.
trying to learn to tremolo pick on guitar but i'm finding it hard to keep a consistent pattern, especially when i'm tremolo picking across two strings. any guitar lads here got any tips?bit embarrassing but here's an attempt.https://vocaroo.com/1eCTkOJtI8Lq
>>85390699yes. stick to your flipping fanny bars, or whatever it is you eat. not joking.
>>85390701nasty bit of hate speech that hate speech is illegal btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biBl3uBZJWEclever song, this. you think it's about a transsexual getting a sex change, but then it's actually about a woman getting an abortion. it's like if M. Night Shyamalan wrote a song.
im 79% certain peter hitchens browses /britfeel/ regularly
>>85390712just think of it like when you're ill, and you know you'll be better later.there's always a 'performative' element to sex, anyway. even if it's as simple as omitting the information about what you've been up to today.
>>85390733thats a very persise percentage
>>85390748indeed, all the models come out with the same number
how do you get 'persise' from 'precise'?
>>853907696 cans of beer
>winter approaching>I still cannot find a coatfucking dire situation, I dont know why its so hard to find something I want. They make these rain coats too long but too narrow how am I supposed to layer when you give me no bloody room and if I continually size up the length is ridiculous. I want something at my waist length but with room to layer. Closest I found was north face stuff but I dont want to pay 170 quid for a fucking plastic coat.
ShippiWippys dong inside helpers hole
>>85390779try the charity shops you might get lucky
TWENTY MINUTES?! WE'LL BE WAITING FOR HOURS!
When ahead and bought the yorkie lads. Was a duo and 6 pieces. I'll eat it later and report back
Here you go lads, all switch>>85390839>>85390839>>85390839
how about an arc where a lad because a zealous rastarfarian?
Personally, I dont think you can make proper mates as a man after 30. I mean you can make acquaintances or work colleagues who you can have a few pints with after work or whatever. But actual proper close mates you depend on? Not happening. I reckon most men are weirded out by that after 30.
Shippinghamshires inside helpers holes
>>85390779sad times. as a manlet i suppose i never realised: damn, lankoids must have some long arms. imagine 'arm length' not posing a potential problem in your brain with every long-sleeved garment, because you are simply the 'expected' shape.
>>85390628She's a cute british rose isn't she? Haven't seen that one before.
>>85390872>thats looks like an okay coat I suppose, length isn't too bad>model height 6'4, wearing a mediumfuck off just FUCK OFF
>>85390628It's almost like she has no tattoos there. She must make every one happy when she comes in a room. Unlike us lads.
Gurbax la
Buying a winter coatAugust, between heatwavesUnlocked new level of preparednessOutFUCKINGstanding coatladI am beyond impressedGenuinely
Might leave it to stew a bit, sure Gurby will understand.
Imagine potentially becoming homeless just so you could have 5 mins of pwning the twolls Sikh owned and that's LUSH
I can't wait to press send but I will let you suffer a while longer x
Indeed it is going to be lush
little lad lost oh aye
