Chill Friday evening edition
Gape you, gape meGape it for alwaysAnd that's how it shoulds beGape you, gape meGape it together, naturallyI had a dream, I had the wettest of dreamsBantus in the park playing games with my arseAnd what they played was a bumming gameAnd from behind the wokkle bank I was monging outGape you, gape meGape it for alwaysAnd that's how it should beGape you, gape meGape it together, naturallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OfoTaLXrUo&l
Lads, I've decided to become a Rastafarian, a zealous one mind you
>>85390839>not putting the previous thread in the top postYikes
Wanted a Sikh landlord edish :(
>>85390857babylon been keeping from jah too long?
Previous threaddo>>85387923>>85387923
>>85390871Me give tanks to Jah dat everyting be irie now mon. Me food be ital, me erb be ital, me natty dreads lookin fine one love! Fiyah bun dem babylon battyboys!
nice piccy, thatyou even did the reflections omg
A rare photo of Ruth indeed lad. Lush.
>>85390853Get them bantus round for a quick gape sesh oh aye
>>85390888bless up mon a bag o wire be doing babylon's work and keeping me from jah, it sad seen?
Good evening de lads, hope none of you have been parking on zig zags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWYcK2YBAh4
Rastafarian thing is testing well, as you were.
what the fuck is her probIem
The Passion of Joan of Arc (1928). Cracking film. Mad that so many silent films are just lost. The circulated silent films that are considered 'great' might be shit compared to some of the ones that are lost. BOGGLES.
>ywn go to the york railway museum with a cute rosesucks lads, much better things to do up north.
Oh shippy am so dizzy!
>>85390958When one sees this 'Seaside Mark' fellow one can't help but be reminded of the ancient Spartans of yore whom, in their wisdom, saw fit to ply one of their helot slaves with copious amounts of heavy alcohol. The unfortunate chattel, thus inebriated, would cavort about in his drunken stupor wherein the Spartan youth would then be brought forward to observe his wretched state whence surely they'd come to the conclusion that fermented beverages are most unbecoming to one's dignity
>>85391008>thinning troon hair>giant troon forhead>wide troon face>troon glades>bulbous troon nose
well, there's that ket gone.didn't even pluck my nose hairs. damn.
She would rather be with a muslim bf than a white lad like me. It makes me feel suicidal desu.
Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, SEAN, SEAN, SEAN, SEAN!
What the fuck is he grooming her for? No way he loves her. I would be a better boyfriend for her. She is making terrible decisions.
>>85391029this post made me sad because i thought it was going to be a story.
>>85391036I don't care if she's got thinning hair. It really shows her lovely face off more. I prefer her cuteness to Ruth.
The Christmas chocolate boxes are out at the shop
>>85391063Now, my good fellow, if you find yourself possessed of a yearning for a tale, do be so obliging as to run along to the nursemaid and request one forthwith, there's a good chap.
>>85391088>my good fellow, if you find yourself possessed of a yearning for a tale, do be so obliging as to run along to the nursemaid and request one forthwith, there's a good chap.
>>85391087Bloody ell let's have Halloween first
Being attractive is the only reason why girls make exceptions for older men.
>>85391102Ah such a devesting barb, truly I am skewered by it. One's sires must have been possessing of a tremendous insight when selecting one's rhetoric tutor!
Doing lines of coke alone in his boxroom
Wish i was a druggy. Don't know where to get them from
Whippyshippy
>>85391132why would you want to be a druggie?
>>85391132Telegram lad x
Had a kip and missed the latest doxxing / outing. It not lush AT ALL.
>>85391139Just to feel what it feels like to be under the effect of various drugs
>>85391008Ugh grossIs that even a female
i cannae get over it. just proper impressed. no idea how OP (may i call you 'OP'?) accomplished this. zoomed right in with my image software so i could see the pixels, and not only is the text reflected, but it's distorted according to the ripples in the water. incredible stuff.
oi me mum is watchin the bbc its ova mates
Gurby lid
>>85391173Literally an LLM prompt lad, calm down x
>>85391173I generated it on grok tbqhwyl
He wasn't lying. Parking on zig zags is not right.>Parking on pedestrian zig-zag lines in Wareham is illegal and poses a severe safety risk, notoriously highlighted by the tragic March 2018 death of three-year-old Jaiden Mangan, where a parked car on crossing zig-zags partially blocked visibility before a fatal collision.
just farted and shit myself and its all bloody togrim times
whomst be doxxed lads
Shippywippy gaping arse and taking names
>>85391214Sean got doxxed (again) and now everyone knows his landlords name and that he it's that sikh landlord he used to mong out about. That's it. Nothing more.
I wouldn't be surprised if I got monged for that
Fancy some russian caravan tea but I supped the last one last night. Can't be arsed going tesco either
was lamenting the loss of Poundland's cheap air dusters because by jove were they useful but lads LADS i just realised something:i can blow.i am the air duster.
Woah is Sean HHL?
>>85391246>i can blow.*scattered snickering from the back of the class*
>>85391156Yes, men don't have curvy legs.
i thought i spied the impressive craftsmanship of a lad creating something beautiful.it's not that i was tricked, and don't get me wrong: i was tricked, it's that i now live in a world where i can't trust beauty ever again.
>>85391307get a grip, daftie
>>85391307Tbh lid I posted >>85391185 as a ruse cruise I'm not OP. I have no idea if it's AI. Sorry
>A cafe owner has told of her heartbreak that the burglars who ransacked her business last month remain at large.I'd be more heartbroken at making up some shitty AI generated soulless sign for my business. Mental how older people are amazed by the shitty results to actually go ahead and finalise that. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2j8pn8792o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFfDeuBDBAI
Une BWC breeding room hath been prepped for tomorrowI do fink, yesX
>>85391352HRT update?
what you lads scranning on then
>Hello mr Sandeep-guru-singh I need to have an urgent talk with you regarding one of your residents, but please before we do put down the kirpan
Helper scranning on shippywippies cock
Turkish immigrant women love volunteering in Winchester. This city is full of immigrants now. Fuming.
>>85391363sosij, chips and sauce, had tacos for dinner about 3 so quite peckish now.
oh its great being a Turkish immigrant woman in Winchester>you get to pick ever dropped bottle with your feminine Anatolian hands
>>85391363nothing as days of binge drinking has destroyed my apatite and digestive system
>>85391342People are so unaware. Mong didn't even notice the fucked up N
>>85391087Easter eggs will be out next week
>>85391363Cheeseburger, fries and onion rings
You've done them lad that's the cafe done big lad well done
Wonder if the Henry Nowak spamming a few months ago was Sean off trip seething at his hatred for being owned by a brown man
other than the being a nonce thing, sean is a good lad really. but i can't forgive that
>>85391447Why did he find it funny? That's what bothered me the most
Who tf is Sean. Im only here for British snacks
>That's what bothered me the mostTriggered by internet lol
>>85391469He's our resident lolcow
>>85391480I thought that was ebin
>>85391389I never understand why people with an alcohol problem don't just switch to opiates. Since I switched booze for tramadol I lost weight, my body stopped aching and my gums stopped bleeding.
Sikhs wonHelpermong Lost
>>85391485Ebin's old news he no longer posts here we've been ripping the piss out of Sean for years now he's like our version of Chris chan
Helpers hole getting gaped with a kirpan
>>85391495So is Helperlad Sean?
>>85391487shit troll fuck off
Welper putting on a bum and gape show at his local gurdwara to appease his landlord
That was a tasty burger
Fake one note soundspacker. Must try harder.
>>85391512It's not a troll it's something that I genuinely believe in. I've read Carl Hart essays and been to David Nutt lectures and agree with them that alcohol is actually worse than most illegal drugs.
>>85391414Oh yeah wow fucking hell. Wonder if any one has told them about that ridiculous mistake. Then again probably just old boomers with poor eyesight only ever go there.
https://youtu.be/Nw-dXp7V7bk?si=5QEHzC0wv1G1CIx0
>>85391531go on off you fuck
i must say, spam mong's posts have left him looking rather like a 'waif in underwear'
>>85391543You gay pal?
>>85391557Is this spam mong in the room with us now?
Lads stop mentioning spam mong. If you don't believe in him he can't hurt you
>>85391564fuck off just mean go away im not offering to bum you
>>8539156612+ hours, everyday.
>>85391525I found myself eating McDonalds every day (do they put drugs in the food wtf?) and was surprised that I never gained any weight. In fact I may have even lost weight. I eventually realised that it was because I always ordered the 'classic' burgers like the one he's eating with a diet coke. I won't go as far as to say McDonalds is healthy but it's actually surprisingly good for macros.
i could do with a good bumming desu
>>85391580Just CICO isn't it lad
i could do with a good gaping desu
Hope Smash bros melee comes to switch GameCube library desu
>>85391543Show us on the doll where the tramadol pill touched you.
Watching asmr makes loser simps like me feel lonely.
there's just no way to be one of those 'David Nutt has a point' people.i think we're automatically seen as proselytising.it's not even that anyone is calling for prohibition or owt (in a way, the opposite). booze is just such an elephant in the room when we're talking about drug use/law/culture. i like tramadols but the problem is, beers were actually really nice. i enjoyed the drinks, and trying different ones. think i'm back off it now though, i WILL be sticking to pills x(my alky days were still more exciting than my sober days, but my body couldn't hack that now.)
>>85391628Used to love asmr but I've built up an immunity sadly
Welper shitting his nappy in fear, the sikhs are cumming!
wish i were the town bike femboy tbqh
The pretty lady whispered into a microphone again? Fascinating.
>>85391649I watch big deep voiced men actually
Welper limping home after being gaped at the gurdwara he had 57 men bumming him for several hours just to pay his rent
bring back drugsand push them on the youth (adults)but only the good ones (you know which ones)>>85391649maybe this is how blind people have sex
Welper noshing off shippy to make up on his rent debt
>>85391629I agree, the issue is too polarised now. If you're pro-drug people denounce you as an irresponsible hippy. It's mad that you get raked over the coals for buying one packet of 8mg co-codamol yet you can fill your trolley with 40% vodka to your heart's content. people just don't want to hear it.
Hope Turkmong doesn't rope when YouTube bans ASMR content
>>85391173Thanks lad, I'm the OP and I'm the lad that sometimes makes image edits for the thread. I made that in GIMP using the following workflow:>make the text>flip vertically to get upside down>reduce opacity to look like a reflection>mask off the bits going over the edge of the waterfall>apply randomised shift distort to make the ripple effectIt's not actually following the exact ripples of the water, it's just that at this distance and resolution you can't tell and a shift distort looks good enough. It's basically making it look like what people think it should look like, not what some actual text floating on the water *would* look like irl.Glad you like it though x
>>85391672Good to see lads putting in effort in a world of gaped aresholes
>>85391634I'm watching less of it lately. A lot of the good lasses I liked have left. The algorithm just keeps feeding me thots these days.
>>85391672this is the best possible end to this story(particularly after the trollers above)thank you for your efforts
Helper renting out his arse for a room in the homeless shelter for the night
spammong moving out of his mums grotty box room into helpers gaped batty
>>85391692Used to like a lass called asmaurette but that was like 15 years ago
>>85391669I hope not. It's not supposed to be sexual. Would be a shame to see it go.
>>85391719wypipo saying 'batty' is so cringe
>>85391730yeah thats the joke, retard
>>85391700Thanks lad, I swear I'll get around to making more new content for the thread at some point, just busy right now with irl stuff.
eeeeevil in a kettle!!https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iyv3QG7aGx8
Hey hey we're all mongs here>>85391730>>85391737
Welper inserting the 5 K's into his gaped batty
Lads, whatever you do, do NOT look up the 'Kosovo sphere'. Just forget about it, live your lives, ignore any mention of it. There was no Kosovo sphere, it never happened, everything was normal forever.
>>85391722I think I only started taking notice of it around 2017. These days it's about girls moaning about some trivial issues.
do risk bolstering some Dulcolax with a senna?if it's just the one?
>>85391751ah sweet, infohazards beyond my comprehension
Lads, whatever you do, do NOT look up the 'Sunderland gape'. Just forget about it, live your lives, ignore any mention of it. There was no Sunderland gape, it never happened, everything was normal forever.
>>85391751are you one of the guys in my /x/ thread about the Global Consciousness Project, talking about dots?look man, they were just a Web 2.0 fad. we all need to CALM DOWN
>>85391752You ever watch that ephemeral rift? Started off with comfy beer/pizza videos but then got really weird with it.
>>85391762>'Sunderland gape>Dominic Gape, who faced Sunderland A.F.C. during his career, most notably playing in midfield for Wycombe Wanderers against them in the 2022 League One Play-Off Final at Wembley Stadium.
>>85391751Oh for fuck sake lad, I wanted to go to bed soon.
>>85391751Quick rundown?O
Imagine applying for jobs. I will not make myself more miserable than I already am. We have more people than jobs and immigrants are always available. Sorry but you can't make me work wagies. A British man is entitled to universal credit and PIP for mental health conditions. suck it.
Sean becoming homeless
Women are so soft and squishy I want to live in their vaginas.
>>85391729If it's not sexual why is she showing off her tits like this
the 'real' one of these wouldn't be some Soviet Cthulhu-hole or something. nor a horrific true crime case or even war crimes like Unit 731. you might feel sick about those, but you get over it, it just becomes grim information in your memory.the REAL one is learning that the taut skin on the underside of your penis is called the frenulum. and if you take a look at it right now, and have some immediate worries about something you think MIGHT be possible, well, don't look into whether it is. you're better off not knowing. take this as a double-bluff.
The fact is you will have no retirement, you will have no state pension, you will be living in 50 degree weather in your later life. By the time you're done with work, you will physically be too weak and watching Tipping Point every afternoon.
>>85391790>I want to live in their vaginas.You'd get covered in blood when they have their period, pushed up against the cervix when they have sex and forced out when they give birth. Doesn't seem very appealing.
>>85391808What's wrong with tipping point lad?
>>85391751Couldnt find anything about it online
>>85391816Tipping Point is the go to quiz show for mongs.
>>85391824Will admit the questions are for mongs but it fills the gap before the chase
Welpers arse is so soft and squishy I want to live in side his gaped arsehole.
>>85391824kek really is, literally what letter does 'cat' start with
>>85391767Do not underestimate the importance and power of the orb.
>>85391806Maybe im an idiot but i didn't understand a word of that
>>85391751I was deep into UFOs 2015-2021. Out of all the paranormal subjects I've researched UFOs were the most plausible but I've still seen no convincing evidence. This is probably fake.
>>85391808well then the debtors will have even LESS luck with me. so what can i do EXCEPT be comfy?heat might be a problem, but there's a chance we'll 'normalise' air conditioning in the UK, the same way we did with central heating and carrying smartphones. surely poor parts of hot countries have to deal with this issue too? and a random podunk town gets AC put in their homes, same as they'd get indoor plumbing?but mostly, i'm looking forward to the drugs. they just let you have heroin, because you're old. i want a diamorphine drip while i'm watching my classic episodes of Murder, She Wrote. ooo aye x
if you'd sent me to sarajevo during the siege i'd have been running the place in 6 weeks
Imagine being 'deep into UFOs' for six years. That's like saying you were 'deep into' fairies or unicorns of something for six whole years of your life. Okay, but you know you straight up wasted that whole time, right? Like obviously so, anyone could've told you as much. Now your head is filled with six years worth of... fake knowledge I guess? Wow, incredible.
>>85391816Afternoon tv shows are for dossers and pensioners.
>>85391882you've really told him lad
Welper wanking off a line of Sikhs as an apology for being a racist
>>85391893Im dosser born and bred
>>85391805I think that's her only talent.
drain gang tree houseand youre not alloweddead tree branchesand theyre hanging down
There exist families out there, right now who are third generation benefit lifers. Like the government just takes money from honest, hard-working people, and gives it to these useless cunts to live off forever and pays them to have more kids who will do the same.There is literally no way to defend this, even under the pro-welfare peoples' platform.
>>85391896Not my fault you wasted six years lad
>>85391911Nice cat lad
deep into ur mum for six years
>>85391882>"There is evidence that most drugs are less harmful than alcohol" - "NOOOOO DRUGS R BAD MMKAY. ALCOHOL IS PART OF SOCIETY!">"You can lose weight eating McDonalds every day" - "NOOOOOOOO ONE FILET-O-FISH WILL LITERALLY KILL YOU! YOU HAVE TO EAT CARROTS TO BE THIN!">"Governments around the world have spent decades studying and taking seriously the UFO phenomenon" - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO000 YOU'RE A NUT CASE! UFO'S AREN'T REAL! R/SKEPTIC TOLD ME SO!"And this is why I don't bother with society any more.
Me? Yeah, I'll take my dubs to go, thanks x
>>85391882imagine a situation where the black triangles land and you need a guy who, okay, isn't exactly the world's foremost expert, but who will act as a stepping stone towards joining the more reliable/knowledgeable/powerful people?i expect you don't get much choice, but choose your friends wisely, lad x
>>85391923we can't all spend everyday since 2015 proper owning lads on a obscure general, on a obscure board
>>85391933Both drugs and alcohol are bad for you.Of course you can lose weight eating McDonalds if you maintain a calorific deficit (though this does not translate to outright good health for a number of reasons).No, they haven't actually taken any of it seriously.There, glad we cleared that up.
i can't believe governments during the paranoia of the cold war would investigate claims of advanced aircraft
>>85391926pear cat
>>85391805She is very sexy and confident with her body. It's why she gets to live life on easy mode.
>>85391911solid cat (have to agree)>>85391949something you consider incredibly sensible was one considered utterly ridiculous (or would have been, if you told it to even the top thinkers of the day.)skeptics (with a 'k', i'm glad they do that) are regressive sheep in wolf lab coats.
big fan of games that use weird lore to justify gameplay mechanics
>>85391912Sorry to come out with yet another le enlightened hot take but unemployment is an innate part of the system See: structural unemployment. The benefit lifers are playing their part for the Epstein class by keeping wages low. They are not needed for anything else, only to keep wagies afraid of ending up like them.
Din-din o'clock almost, is itX
Gurby taunting helper with a kirpan
>>85391999How are they keeping wages low while not being employed to increase labour supply?
Lots of GNU/Linux updates lately. Can only think it's because of AI helping find issues. Still...I would never go back to Windows. I need privacy and stability for my operating system.
UFOs are just a religion replacement for atheists desu
ShippiWippi using helper like a fleshlight
>>85391949There are levels of harm and alcohol scores higher than most drugs in aggregate. Whether you believe Nutt's chart or not it is proven that (pure) opiates are essentially non-toxic. The same can't be said of alcohol. That is one metric. Another metric is how many pub fights started because someone was off their face on codeine?>No, they haven't actually taken any of it seriously.Okay then why did the MoD release this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Condign
>>85391998for me, it's whenever The Elder Scrolls pulled shit like>uhhh Levitation magic is ILLEGAL in Mournhold! it's not that we don't want you to float over the city walls and see that there's nothing there, it's just...against the law, OK???carried over to Oblivion, since then EVERY city was inside its own walled map in the game engine.they even wrote an in-world reason for why the Passwall spell disappeared. it's not that they didn't want players noclipping through dungeons, it's that a wizard lost the secret scrolls on how to do it.
imagine finding out your son is the gurdwara's freeuse cumdump
Don't worry mate, opiates are essentially non-toxic.
>>85392067Imagine finding out your son spams gay posts all day to the same 3-5 people
>>85392084Imagine being upset about it
>>85392021>Can only think it's because of AI helping find issues. been checking the Debian Security Advisories again. they are ON FIRE with all this AI stuff.but who's to say AI can't out-AI *your* AI, eh? https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/358198.358210>Ken Thompson - 'Reflections on trusting trust' (01 August 1984)still very relevant with this type of thing.and notably, that (confirmed) ex-FBI dude said there was a backdoor in OpenBSD's network code that they have yet to find.better to just assume you're vulnerable, lad. healthier way to live x
>>85392088I enjoy being angry at spammong
>>85391985this cat insists upon himself
>>85392092spammong has won
>>85391958Flown by whom? What kind of aircraft? They only saw an unidentified flying object in the sky? I wonder what that could possibly be called?
>>853920847 days a week, doesn't have a day off or an hour off for that matter. It's like his job to think of Sean, he is unpaid, no rewards from his toil, no wife, no friends.
Unironically just shit the bed, low point of my life
Imagine being hitler loving racist and a brown man owns the home you live in
corr it pissing down now. used to do night walks in storms.
>>85392082actual toxicity, in pure heroin? nah, not really. your sarcasm falls short here.alcohol though? yeah, it really is just poisoning yourself. shit sucks.
>>85392104I've never went that far myself but I've pissed the Bed a few times
>imagine being hitlerwould be pretty good tbqh, the only thing is could you save history
Imagine being owned by a Sikh bull
>>85392104no worries lad, other posters have said similar things recently.i suppose get on cleaning it ASAP before anything dries.personally i don't trust my sheets to protect my actual mattress. it is only a matter of time.
>>85392009They are still part of the labour supply. If they had a job then they wouldn't be available for labour elsewhere like for example taking your job.
Imagine a Sikh turfing you out onto the streets
>>85392115I don't think you're getting what my post was about. You could be exactly and completely true in your assertion that opiates are non-toxic. But the point remains that heroin addicts are, to a man, shambling shells of human beings with terrible lives, poor health, a raft of psychoses, criminal inclinations and statistically significantly shorter lifespans than non-heroin addicts. If opiates aren't toxic then they still are not good for you in any way.
>>85392132If they refuse to work or look for work then they're obviously not part of the labour supply. You have to engage with the system in order to put pressure on the pricing mechanisms within it.
>>85392082Heroin is cut with all kinds of shit. Doesn't mean the heroin itself is toxic.
does anyone know how to get blood out of trainers? where it's seeped from the inside to the outside canvas, and dried.(i don't care what it looks like on the inside. it's the inside of a shoe.)
>>85392147Just turn yourself in lad, it's not worth it
>>85392147not helping you destroy evidence
>>85392145Holy cope lad. There are people who become addicts of pharmaceutical grade opiates through being pushed them after surgery and the like. Those aren't cut with anything toxic, they're literally pure opiate + binder, and we still see the same patterns.
>Racism in my HMO? I don't bloody think guru-gobind-singh allows it!
>>85392090Yeah I've been checking those advisory feeds of security and the lts security for 11 and 12. What's secure today won't necessarily be tomorrow. A lot of web traffic is being harvested for later analysis once them quantum computers are stable.
>>85392147Wash them with specifically bio washing tablets, not non-bio. The bio ones use enzymes which degrade the biological material in the blood to make it soluble.
>>85392136yeah i agree. i dunno if you've actually read that Nutt study (go for it, it's good, the methodology of the different 'harms' is interesting imo)but say you did something mad culturally, same way we now have cat cafes, or board game cafes, or gin bars, we decided opium dens were trendy and you were getting 100% pure, taxes-paid heroin and some bean bags to conk out on.of course it's massively addictive and people would develop a tolerance and then a dependence and go back for more more more... but again: we have that, we have those places already, they are called 'pubs'.i never liked heroin much, but i wouldn't mind having some every now and then.
>>85392164are you the type of crazy person who puts shoes in the washing machine?
>>85392165That opium den sounds lush
>>85392147Search that lad there are fuck loads of concoctions but why don't you just burn them with the body?
a sikh lad owns his care home??!
>>85392147What did you do catlad?
>>85392165The problem is that alcoholics and heroin addicts are not equal. They are both addicts, but the addiction manifests very differently. Alcoholics for the most part waste away and die. Heroin addicts make it everyone's problem for a long time because heroin is so expensive so it requires a criminal lifestyle to maintain the addiction.Look I don't think people should be drinking anywhere near the amount of alcohol they do, but there is an asymmetry between the two that won't be helped by making heroin legal. You can make alcohol in a bathtub with a sack of potatoes. You have to import flowers from afghanistan or run a pharmaceutical lab to make heroin. We should keep it banned and restrict the supply and charge people for supplying and possessing it.
>>85392136Carl Hart covers this. It's because of criminalization. The same thing happened to alcohol. When it was illegal all you could get was moonshine that made you go blind. Ironically I find tramadol to be harder to find than actual heroin. This is because why risk jail time for selling weak shit? From the consumer's point of view, if they are willing to break the law they may as well go all out and buy the strongest shit. Even weed has slowly gotten stronger and laced with all sorts because it's totally unregulated and the market is driven by degenerates.
>>85392188he really likes cats, its just that cat made him so angry, he just saw red
>>85392173Not normally no, but if you want to get blood out of them there isn't really any other way.
>>85392147Burn the trainers.
Sean getting evicted and a new British Sikh family taking over his bedsit
>>85392197But your hypothetical doesn't even pass the smell test because you can say the problems of any crime come from the fact that there is criminalisation of it.>The problem is not that there is evil in the world, but that there is good in the world. For if there was no good, who would care?Imagine two identical Britains. One where heroin is illegal and the law is enforced. One where it is legal. Which one will have overall better outcomes? Quite obviously the one where people can't just get heroin whenever they want with no consequences. You would have orders of magnitude more heroin addicts running around doing heroin addict shit.
>HAPPENINGNEW: The UK is on the brink of signing a deal with Belgium to tackle small boat crossingsNEW: The UK is on the brink of signing a deal with Belgium to tackle small boat crossingsNEW: The UK is on the brink of signing a deal with Belgium to tackle small boat crossings
>>85392227JUST ONE MORE AGREEMENT LADS AND THE BOATS WILL STOP!
>>85392156Because they glossed over the risks and made money selling the pills. I am not saying Opiates are 100% safe let's advertise oxys in Trafalgar Square. There is a middle ground where you don't get called a junkie for wanting a codeine prescription especially when no-one seems to give a fuck about the millions of alcohol addicts.
drones with knives on them and they pop the migrant boats, if tommy robinson wasn't a jew controlled cokehead he could do this with the millions he gets in gifts
>>85392240People do give a fuck about millions of alcohol addicts, but1) They are not as immediately dangerous/annoying/unsightly as heroin addicts are in most peoples' day to day lives2) Heroin is controllable, whereas alcohol can be made by anyone with a jar and some fruit or vegetables, making it infinitely more difficult to controlNobody likes alcoholics, everyone who has one in their life wishes they weren't an alcoholic. But do you know what none of them want alongside it? A heroin addict in their life as well.
>>85392195>Heroin addicts make it everyone's problem for a long time because heroin is so expensive so it requires a criminal lifestyle to maintain the addiction.It's almost as if decriminalizing it would solve this problem. You're an addict? Go to the doctor and get your heroin. No need to rob Tescos. Problem solved. What is wrong with conservatives?
i stopped drinking at the wrong time. always wanted to try buzzballs, four loko and suntory drinks. soon as i quit i see them in shops.
>arguing with heroin addicts about the merits and demerits of heroin legalisationNew level of mongness witnessing here
The Sikhs wonHelpermong lost
>>85392147Blast them with piss kill them with fire.
my bussy is pulsating
helper lostspammong lostbritfeel lost
>>85392165My cat wants to open an opium den. She has bean bags, jazz vinyl and actual opium from Iran.
>>85392227tackle how?does it involve actually sending people away from this country or not?
Im more of an anonymous poster lad
me? signing a shagging contract with R
the way that they have slowly changed the discussion on mass immigration to a discussion on "small boat crossings" is linguistic misdirection, btw.They're just going to fly them in, and give them citizenship.
Shippinghams arse bumming Welper
>>85392293The deal will involve more police cooperation and a restoration of some data-sharing, but only with Belgium rather than the whole EUA Government source said: "The Belgians have been very effective in their efforts on cracking down on small boats and there is much we can learn"
>>85392226You are strawmanning. 1) The argument was about opiates, not heroin specifically. 2) There is a wide gap between life in prison and sold in Spoons.
Can't think of anything sadder than 'debating' someone on 4chan. So sad.
>>85392338what non sad things do you get up to at 10pm on a friday?
>>85392255> decriminalizing it would solve this problemYou mean like how they've decrimmed everything under the sun in Canada and its still full of junkies and crime like here Most people don't actually have the self-control to use drugs. I understand you're a smart little lad and you feel you've seen through the matrix because "illegal thing... actually, le GOOD?" but no, actually giving the average person carte blanche to inject heroin is a fucking bad idea for society. Drugs ruin most people and should be kept away as much as possible.Also diamorphine being technically non-toxic =/= safe people would still overdose, even more so if it was pure.
>>85392310so they're going to give away our data, and do fucking nothing.
the blood came from inside the shoes. how would i even murder someone by the feet, without also cutting THROUGH the shoes?stop making so many assumptions, you lot.
>>85392254>They are not as immediately dangerous/Lol>Heroin is controllable, whereas alcohol can be made by anyone with a jar and some fruit or vegetablesThat is p much the only legitimate argument for the hypocrisy however even that argument falls flat considering that if there are heroin addicts running around everywhere then clearly it's not so controllable.
The great thing about drug mongs is how the drugs give them the confidence and sociability to spew all their 6th form political spiels at you. They don't even realise the only reason they're "debating" is because they're on drugs and want to talk to someone.
>build a big sea fence>apprehend boats>load the people onto military craft>drop them back off on the French shore>if France complains, tell them to shut upWooooowwwww, it's so hard
Back from my walk. Took a little detour today and walked to the offie. Got some chocolate. Lush. Listened to Closer by Joy Division. Pairs well in night. /blog
Also why I hate talking to drug mongs while they're on drugs desu. You feel the exact moment they suddenly decide you're their best mate and they want to speak to you (it's when the drug kicks in). So you sit there listening to a chemical speak through a flesh vessel. Chat complete shit that they don't care about anymore once they're sober and ghost you. They are all exactly the same and all believe they're unique in the same way. Its honestly really weird and manipulative if you think about it.
is 'everything under the sun' decrimmed in canada>In an attempt to address the crisis in January 2023, BC became the first - and only - province in Canada to decriminalise the possession of a small amount of hard drugs, to "reduce the barriers and stigma" that bar those with severe drug addiction from life-saving help or treatment.
it's mad looking out across the car park and seeing all the other commie blocks, hundreds of windows with their lights off, all except for one. and it's lit up all blue, sometimes changing to purple. as will be the case until about 4am tonight.and you just know:>that person is a Gamer.
Homeless Helper
Playing Patapon on my Steam Deck.
>The note, which was examined by police, said: 'I enjoy every piece of you. I don't know how to stop, or what this is. Here's 20 just in case...Your Em xoxo.'A foid will never crave you this much. https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16069899/Teacher-manipulated-15-year-old-schoolboy-sex-left-note-saying-enjoy-piece-you.html
I could beat any lad here at any fighting game, I reckon.
>>85392422*button mashes Eddy Gordo*
>>85392355Why are you obsessed with heroin? I would like a tramadol prescription for anxiety, or be able to buy codeine OTC. This is not allowed yet I can walk into any shop and buy liters of hard spirits all day long with zero oversight. It's extra nuts considering that I lost weight and got healthier on tramadol AFAIK Canada stopped arresting people for posessing heroin. Still need to rob and steal to get it. But a homeless guy shooting up in Vancouver is totally irrelevant to some guy in Britain popping a tram to chill out.I hear your point that most people are idiots and will just use irresponsibly but that's already the case with alcohol and no-one cares and there can be less regulation while still having some control and monitoring.
>>85392366Nice alibi catlad
>>85392392i mean to what extent do you apply this to (completely sober) socialisation, though? it's not that we're all psychopaths or autists, but we all 'mask' to varying degrees. your workmates wouldn't be pally with you outside of work, that woman feigning interest is just doing it until she can get away (which is what she wants, it's just easier to lie), etc.but if you DIDN'T do these things, ever, you'd be an arsehole. going round saying horrible things and causing problems, even if you are the nicest guy. it's why we have manners.for me, it's nice that all the filter shit drops with a drug like MDMA. it's not like you lose all sense of reason. you KNOW you're on the drug, it's just an empathogen.quite sad you'd look at it the way around of>wah, they ghosted me the next day!!and not>wow, what a great experience while it was happening.if you liked the human connection and not the next-day distancing then, drugs - 1, sobriety - 0, surely...?
>>85392440Incredible lack of self awareness as you prove my point. It's like performance art.
>helpersat alone drinking cheap booze>spammongsat alone spamming helper drivel>anti spammong mongsat alone seething at spam mong>pro spammong mongsat alone seething at anti spam mong mong>/britfeel/ anons>sat alone arguing, reading drivel and seething>deanoliving life to the fullest and shagging every bird in town
Any lads here watch Frankie Boyle's Tramadol Nights?
>>85392268Lol same. Everyone is doing these buzzballs. I want to know what all the buzz is about. But that is Big Alcohol's plan. Suck people back in with "new" drinks which are really just the same shitty spirits mixed with colours and flavouring.
>>85392446Mong poetry
wankedhad an indian for dinnernot feeling half bad
Good night, mi breddas of /britfeel/ Big up all di lads, every man a man dem, from yard to yard and across di whole ends. Walk good, keep di vibes irie, and mek Jah guide unu through di night. No badmind, no stress, just pure vibes and blessed dreams.Sleep tight, bredren. One love
>flockstats.orgThe goyim are getting uppityArn't they
What a fucking mong he is.
>>85392421I bet she knows her way around a legal aged male cock.
>>85392499good post actually
>>85392489good night anon moni wish all you the best in your rasta questx
been writing a few articlesnot for anyone to read but just as a hobby sort of thingreckon ill get through them a good bit tomorrow too tired now obvs
>"he's a good lad at heart"
ShippiWippi injecting helper waped wuttocks with a lethal dose of spunk
>>85392502If she waited just one more year, she could've quit her teaching job and had all the sex in the world with him without any legal repercussions. Now she is on the sex offenders for life. haha.
>>85392499Wrecking him in 2025 time travelling e mad lad. Imagine spending Friday night looking a man up on the archive.
Jay's impression of Crazy Frog is the funniest thing ever filmed.
>>85392489Big up mon big dreams
Gurbkhas, proper lad he is.
also measured my wingspan its 6'2
>>85392489wah gwan me bredda, life too short to be of badmind an ickle splash of wrays for i and i then pon de land of nod
Think of all the fannies being cummed in right now in your town. What are you doing? Rotmaxxing at home on your laptop.
Does anyone actually find Ricky Gervais funny? Serious question.
>>85392498lmao at calling their company 'Flock'.people have been going on about Britain being a police state my entire life because of our CCTV cameras.can we (or the rest of the world) not look at that and see how effective it's been? isn't the usual thing 'it doesn't reduce/deter crime, but it helps catch criminals'? (no shit, they're cameras?)
Hope say your Friday dey sweet, britfeel! I dey chill, dey sip small beer, you sabi how e be.
>>85392544Loved extras back in day>no that was actually written executive produced by..Don't care https://youtu.be/gl2dnWrDV3s
>>85392544is that the new prime minster
I think I'm going to send my Steam Machine back
stealers gonna steal, but it wouldn't have occurred to me even as a teenager to just take things from a shop.now, if supermarket staff told me>just so you know, the cameras are down, the security gates at the self checkouts are down, the facial recognition in the checkout area is down, the glass cabinets containing the wines and spirits are open, and the tags/alarms aren't running.then, i might consider nicking some nice whiskey. just walking out with it. something that was 100% possible under the same factors a decade or two ago, but the trust went both ways by default.
>>85392544i like de office but he a proper bumbclartt
Used to steal alcohol from work all the time. This was many years ago. Nice whiskey, or craft beers. Never got caught.
Gonna watch Dr. Mabuse. Love silent kino, me. Finally purchased Metropolis on Blu-ray. Well it's a classic, innit? Still think I like Die Nibilungen more though.
>>85392577don't believe in robbing. It's low-class coded. Plus, money goes toward the upkeep of the shop and stuff, and it's my local shop that I still want to go to.It's significantly less of a hassle to pay for some shopping, than get outed as a shoplifter, and have everyone think you're filth.
Helper rimming crackheads to pay for his next hostel
>Daily Mail>Drury was placed on the sex offenders' register for life, and given a five-year sexual harm prevention order and a restraining order to last five years.>BBC>As well as the prison sentence, Drury was given a sexual harm prevention order and a restraining order to last five years, and was placed on the sex offenders' register for 10 years.Daily Mail says she's on it for life. BBC says she's only on the sex offenders' register for 10 years. I don't know why they can't get their fucking facts right. Now a bloke would be on it for life, wouldn't he?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c36dg4zre87o
>>85392589reported to the policescum
TikTok showing me nonce crap even though I never watch it or like it. Bloody Chinks.
>>85392634it's 100% the Chinese trying to normalise destructive behaviours among the mongs.Apparently the latest trend is woman coming out and admitting they've thought about killing their babies.The other week it was arson. Before that it was shoplifting.
>>85392613>In his victim impact statement, the boy said the abuse had left him feeling "unable to simply enjoy being a child" and he "still lives with the consequences every day".I can imagine the police detective helping them construct their little victim impact statement. Imagine being 15 and saying "simply enjoy being a child"...like you want to be seen like that at this stage in life. Lad probably jerks off to his memories of her. Probably still got a stash of her sexy photos.
>>85392645family fatigue because of blax
40 year old Turkish mans, virgin mans commentary on 15 year old boys sex driveState of this thread
also im 30 year old kazakh man
why is it always a friend or the family, or an uncle who abuses kids? it's always one or the other.
>>85392664You must have been a late bloomer. Us lads were jacking it since year 8.
>>85392689friend of the family*
and i dont even need your love
>>85392689Family vendettas I reckon. Many innocent men in prison now for stuff that *may* have happened in the 1970s. It's down to the jury to just pick a side to believe. Sadly if the accusers have kept consistency with their stories, it's hard to really defend yourself.
Shippy arse bumming helper
Wonder what wops is up to right now. Probably having an argument with her unemployed brother.
>>85392694I started at 11.I was going bald and growing facial hair by the time I was 15.
Who's the most edgy comedian? Need some OFFENSIVE humour x
>>85392763Michael Richards
>>85392763Rosie Jones and all that
>>85392761Did you do it everywhere? I was doing it in bushes, toilets, riverside embankments, up trees. I was a right horny lad.
>>85392763steve laws
Helper selling his arse to pay for a can of euro shopper energy drink
>>85392763Helper lad told a joke 8 years ago that permanently broke spam mongs brain he was so offended
Chips without cheese
>>85392779just humping the mattress mostly.
Twelve Sikhs taunting Welpers Bottom with their ceremonial kirpans
Well /britfeel/... I'll give it to you straight, like a pear cider that's made from one-hundred percent pears.
Funniest episode of British TV, and why is it the paedo episode from Brass Eye?
Helpers homeless hole
>>85392543More of a phonemong me
Imagine using TIkTok as an adult. Have a fucking word with yourself.
>>85392709read that as family vienettas
much less bickering that last night, everyone much less cunty tonight
a lot of paedo discussions on britfeel. got something to admit, lads?
>>85392571What's the point in a steam machine? Is it just a pc for people who don't know what they're buying?>>85392820Chips WITH cheese
>>85392846Like an aging cunt with an eskimo face from the 90s
Let's check if my Evri has moved since yesterday morning (36 hours ago).Nope.
>>85393060For retards who are too self-involved to have a Switch
Shippingtonwippingtonshire
Praying for a terminal illness
What's britfeel like during the holidays?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sStbBtfGaLAmaybe this is a severe case of 'the worst stuff was in the trailer' but damn.a silly Golden Axe cartoon (even with SOME jokes like these) could be fun. but daaamn.i'm telling you, /britfeel/, we need to destroy irony. it's the only way.
phwoar gud brekkenborgian disspropa traditional scotch meal: chicken kiev and pilau ricemay hairftae utilize the poop-ranch imminentarily thoughbeit gettin' eick of heavy bleachin' the rim after explosive frag poopsgarn hafta schedule a change in the dietarystein-on-naze relatively sharpishpropa bogglin' dat wun hefta be sedpossible 40 of R&R before commencin' the udder fingbeggars belief diss life we live
>>85392607finkin garn hefta watch faust soon
>>85393138What language is this? Loving it desu
>>85393138you came up with this gimmick to upset me, personally.Soundlad probably isn't even bothered in the slightest.but i am.
>>85393138Alri ork lad
Welpers arse getting sparked out
>>85393156Cat poster that speaks like soundspacker has been here for years mate. Weird choice of lad to choose as your enemy.
Why are there no black paedophiles?
>>85393138sometimes, outer-/r9k/ people mention /britfeel/ or wander in, and they ALWAYS say we're 'schizos'.and i have to say:imagine showing this post to a complete stranger, where they don't understand all the layers that led to it.
>>85393227you, i don't mind so much. i will understand if you feel envious that he is my enemy and you are not (i am not saying this is the case, that's up to you.)
He came up with that gimmick before we'd ever heard of you btw. So pipe down a bit.
>>85393229i think Idi Amin used to eat people.
Une deuce hath been droppedX
>>85393256No he didn't. Pipe down yourself x
Helpers arse begging to get porked by a Sikh bull
>>85393272thing is, i don't know WHICH person he's referring to.I'VE said SS-isms before, with cat reaction images. not something i massively thought about at the time. like saying 'good night friends'.maybe this lad wants to end posting, or perhaps even language itself...?
I invented spackerposting but i never go on about it
anyway more important is i have just showered (had to) and i HAVE had a second meal today, but i am tempted to order something sweet.or maybe just some 24-hour-delivery grocery stuff again.that gram's gone, but who's to say there weren't be more grams, tomorrow? maybe it's worth stocking up slightly...
My cat has graced me with his presence. I could post a picture but don't want to get catdoxxed
>>85393272Who are you meant to be. This doesn't involve you. You are wrong anyway. Nobody knew ketmong January 2024.>>85393297>not something i massively thought about at the time.So what's with the weird gimmick where you accuse the cat spacker poster of trolling soundspacker. I don't even understand what it is you're trying to say but it's not womfy.
>>85393400Catdoxxed and have your cat cursed to death
*notes that a cat has graced a British male aged 18-40 between 00:21 and 00:31 on 22 August 2026**adds it to the database*
>>85393424Thank god im in incognito mode
Still can't work out why he did it lads. He must have known that doing that to a baby would likely be fatal. I wonder if he regrets it now.
Helper chowing down on Shippys willy
>>85393438Always someone in this thread obsessed with a serial killer/sex offender. Hmm
>>85393442They are having more sex than you ever will
>>85393413i still don't even know what you're on aboutit might be me, i'm a bit out of sorts (been at the old ketamine today, haven't i?)but i was the one who said i'd posted things, and SS has posted things akin to those posts at me in turn (i may have even been one of them? idk)i mean if you're not some loser who uses 4chan X, you can see from the 4chan filenames when someone saved your picture anyway. does it matter? yes! because it warms my heart <3
I refuse to listen to Oneohtrix Point Never due to the simple fact that he is Jewish.
i have decided to order late-nite scran.
>>85393456Retard it's about evert time the cat lad who posts like soundspacker posts you reply some weird shit like "you came up with this gimmick to upset me, personally" as if it's a new gimmick/poster when he's been here for years. Its weird. You are now trying to insert yourself into this as if you're the cat poster who speaks like soundspacker now. You're not. He's been here before you noticed him and started having a go at him every time he posts.
Just had that Yorkie i bought earlier today. 8/10. Solid chocolate bar and a nice change from the usual. Kinda tastes like those cheap waxy advent calendar chocolate but in the best way possible. Bit disappointed the "not for girls* marketing isn't on it anymore. That is all i have to say about that
>i'll say it again:>you have creative chops. they are wasted on what you choose to do with random posters.Like this what even is this? He's a good lad, funny and you started having a pop at him every time he posts. It's weird.
>>85393486no pots and pans for you me lidvery lush
>>85393486Sonic adventure battle 2 chao garden was my jam
>>85393500i'm really just struggling to piece this together atm but maybe i'll understand more when i reread it tomorrow.i don't actually care if you feel envious btw, it's actually kind of sweet? but you might not, i'm just saying IF.i like just about everyone here. EVEN SOMETIMES the seethers. worst thing was probs the weird porn, but even then it wasn't the posters themselves just the pictures of the things they were into (or claiming to be)
any way I can convince my dad he's cooking food wrong? He literally throws everything in a pan, set's it to the lowest possible heat, and then goes and sits down for an hour. That's not how you make food.
>>85393537Yeah when you've been exposed you just start vagueposting. Explain how a gimmick which was invented before you were ever a known named poster, can be invented "specifically" directed at you as a named poster. Pretty simple.
I live with me mum
>>85393539Beat him up when he's on the toilet like jackass
>>85393539i do the opposite in some ways. like if chicken is burned, but just before burned where you'd say 'that's burnt' as in it needs throwing away, it's 100% cooked-through and safe to eat.what's he cooking? what's the end result? so he doesn't stir it, at all?(like for a stew or something this would be 100% fine, but not a stir fry obvs)
Have to waje up at 4am to preshape my loaf. . Bread life
Got acid reflux and gas
>>85393561i've sure been exposed.it's all come out now.(????)we'd have to hear from Soundfriend himself (please now tell me i 'stole' 'Soundfriend' from Chika, i'd love to hear that).it's Soundy that matters in this equation. and again: i don't think he is bothered in the slightest.but i am.
It'll be Christmas soon at the rate
Can't sleep me
>>85393598Bothered by what? Why do you keep seething at the cat poster?
>>85393600The Jews really sped up times no cap
Seems you lads are arguing about nothing
>>85393614He's got no right to seethe at a good lad.
>>85393608just more of a dog person, really.
Can't go 3 days without drinking beers it sad
>>85393568Chilli. You basically get a bowl of heated through ingredients with no actual flavour, because he hasn't stirred it or brought it to a sufficient heat. May as well just be eating a tin of tomatoes with chunks of beef in it. It's also watery, and not kind of thick and reduced like it's supposed to be.
>>85393626Retard. He is a good lad and you're a seething mong.
>>85393636i'm not angry in the slightest. i don't know either way how Soundlad feels, he's who matters here IMO.you just want to argue about nonsense. i've said my piece.
Mad ting
Helpers hole getting stuffed
All aboard!Shoopufs waiting
>>85393645Think if soundspacker had an opinion he would have already voiced it over the years before you started seething at the cat lad
You've all been lynched!
Cheeky ahh lill sandwhich-onna-naze warming up rnInnitX
My gimmick?Quality posts
>>85393654Impossibibble!
No kinomoviefilms this weekend. Just nothing I want to see at the moment. But there are too many video games to play, and never enough time. It so sad.
What is the seethe even supposed to be? "You used a gimmick, you're viciously trolling the original poster" what is that logic meant to be. Just pointless pure seethe and self-inserting yourself into the story for the sake of it against an actual good poster. You've got no right.
I feel the more free time i have the less i do. I was so much more productive before neetdom. Just take the path of least resistance each day
Hafta wait for this piece o'shidd to cool off now don't iGet in mah bellywelly yer lill bastidX
>>85393272Not forgot that I decisively proved you wrong and silenced you btw. Take that as a lesson about jumping in to shit that doesn't concern you. White knighting for men FFS.
>>85393708This may be temporary for me, but I have found myself doing the opposite. Since I became a NEET again, I am way more busy and basically never stop doing things (debatable if they are actually productive things though). It is productive for my own personal healing and that's what counts. Corrr.
>>85393741How long have you been one? When i first became a neet I'd read, play guitar, go gym etc. but im coming on 13 years now and i do fuck all. Hopefully you'll be different
>>85393764I can understand how that happens though, I think I'm just in a very like "I have so much things to do" stage of life right now. I've only been NEET for a few months now but I don't intend to remain that way forever. Maybe just until next year, idk.
>>85393680corrr what you having lad?got myself a chorizo n cheese sarnie on the George Foreman atm
You lads got anything planned for the weekend?
>>85393889Nope, did my socialising for the weekend now I reckon. I just want to sleep and relax but I have more errands. It not lush.
>>85393950The woods are lovely, dark and deepBut I have promises to keep,And miles to go before I sleep,And miles to go before I sleep.
2am Memories lostLile tears in rainTimeTo die
i like the Zelda cartoon as much as the next fan, but it's amazing how quickly the Captain N: The Game Master Zelda episodes immediately redeem Link as a character.you'd want THIS cartoon, just without the Mother Brain + henchmen nonsense. ideally no Captain N, just say he's off on some other adventures in Videoland, and Hyrule already has a hero.also pretty cool how Link defeats Ganon's final form by reflecting his energy blasts back at him. imagine if one of the Japanese games forgot that lol
>>85393889brooding in the dark, contemplating suicide, probably.
Sick of life. This world has become unbelievably bleak and terrible. I just want to wake up and it be twenty years ago, before all of the shit.
At least we can suffer together in a relatively rich country
off to beddy-byesgood night friends
>>85394303Goodnight lad x
>>85394303Night. I shal be going to Sleep in one hour
Its 2:45 in the morningAnd i shall be putting myself on warning ladshttps://youtu.be/FGKoJVXG98g?si=-zmosRc9JS0RKN7Z
>Browserburgh still shidding xyrself incessantlyTime for a nu sessh it is denX
>Got dang browserburgh manages to not immediately shidd xyrself upon startup Proper good thisWas approaching like 500 tabbingtons in the earlier sesshI finkX
>>85394431fort this was a snek from the thumbnailberg
What time you lads usually go to sleep? Bread shall be in fridgw shortly ro cold prove, then i can finnaly sleep. The problem with baking bread in the UK is the cold temperature makes everything take twice as long
genuinely feel done with life.
anudda decent poopingtonshirewasnae itclean bowlverily sobob marley's favorite donutthe wuns wiv jam-ininnit
beggars belief forgot to finish last post wiv "phwoar"dinnae fink deletion is on cards since got no more copy-pastes saved up in the cliptray and canne be arsed to transcribe dem until i start doin the udder shidd to be commenced promptly tomorrowberg-on-trent propa unsavoury situation disscoulda been a good rhyme innit
yup defo fink shoulda not endedwiv "innit" and put "phwoar" or "corr" insteadactual beggars fucking belief
>>85394870fuck you>>85394893fuck you>>85394909fuck youstupid useless boring faggot, making my life a misery.
propa bogglinatin' dat wunpost inmediatrly precedin'
>zerohedge.com/geopolitical/ceuta-cops-claim-invaders-are-dragging-girls-mountains-gang-rapes'member the clip of that dumb roastie cunt standing at the border in ceuta and waving the invaders in as they were breaching it en masse?Looks like the sick evil cunt got what she asked for there
>modernity.news/2026/08/19/the-pindia-challenge-a-stark-warning-to-the-west/Slowpoke ahh normoids on twatter regurgitating year-old IB maymays again arn't they
>>85394933Bogglatising mate inits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAg9iDh9_BQLe heck am i watchan X
>85395232>"Gather round, pervs. Everybody gets a happy ending"Kek'd at this, kino ahh line ngl
Oh wow, these nibbas apparently used over 40k prompts for the whole thangAnd they got claudeberg to write the script too, hence the shitty nonsensical ending heh
I need to stat taking my health seriously I'm not young anymore
>>85393074I have blessed your parcel, you will receive soon
Off to beddinghamsireburgh nowFor i must breed the gf in a couple hoursX
*beddinghamshireburghProper late innitX
Not going out todays
TOTAL FUCKING BENEFIT DOLE SCUM DEATH NOW!!!!!! ROUND UP THE DOLE SCUM AND PUT THEM IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS NOWROUND UP THE DRUGGIE SCUM AND PUT THEM IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS NOWROUND UP THE FUCKING OBNOXIOUS LITTLE CHAV FUCKS AND PUT THEM ON A DEATH MARCHFUCK FUCK FUCK
Beddinghamsireburgh
England is mine, it owes me a living
>>85395733IT OWES YOU A TASTY BULLET SO YOU CAN BE MADE INTO FUCKING FERTILISER. YOU ARE A FUCKING DOLE SCUM BENNIES MONG. GENETICALLY WORTHLESS AND EVIL. SHOULD BE USED TO FERTILISE OUR FIELDS
>>85395737I'm grafting on the parcels every day pal, I just like The Smiths
My landlord? White, farmer, right wing, etc.
>>85395801Any big delivery's today lad?
phwoooar partakement of the brekkinghambergshire momentarily
>>85395851Waiting on the manifest but probably
Homeless Helper getting molested by Digwa
>>85395851Not Evri for me based on tracking
me ? embarkin' on a trip tae poopistan whilst waitin' for the bulk irn bru order fae ogdens
Me? Shall verily be partaking in a visitinghamshire to the townbergington of Bude to ascertain the whereabouts of the Budey-o-matic 9000 formerly of this parish
>>85395576Love thinking about lads breeding their gf. Imagine her moist tumpsy receiving his engorged wanger for the purpose of pleasure and spaff.
>modernity.news links on occasion>pithy commentaryYeah, seems legit
>>85395461Cheers Evrilad, nice one. May you be hydrated and not delayed by dosser boxes.
>>85395969Hell will freeze over before any customer offers me a drink
>>85395975I will continue to offer all my delivery lads and lasses a drink in hot weather. Especially the cute alt lass from Amazon.
Sikhs
Sikh heil, says the slumlords tenant
Just had a shave in my own home
Medical term for knowing you need a big pooberg imminently and that it will be a proper stinker due to lack of self care
>BUT HE IS A GOOD LAD AT HEART THO>banned again for being a drunken threat again>racist with non white landlord who lives down the road and will likely have screenshots of his anti sikh drivel posted to themfa and fo, Sean
Arsehole is on fire this morning
me? garn cex to trade in some crap for a voucher to go towards some wong kong films then maybe a wac wonalds. i hate my life x
So old Reddit went mandatory login. It sad. No more passive insight into what normies are finding interesting. Still got my Hacier News for nerd shit but the old Reddit muscle memory will take a while to undo.It took me a few weeks to undo 9gag muscle memory for my racist memes. All this change makes me unsettled.Still my friend has a wedding this weekend and she posted a photo of hwrself in a swimsuit and she looks well tasty.Mixed emotions.Thanks for coming to my ted talk x
Hacker News. Self mong.
woke up with the shits, feel ill af
Gagging on musty old sikh cock
Should I go back to college to study A-level math at 28? I already have 2 Bs in A-levels. I got a B in GCSE math. It would help me get into an undergraduate course I'm actually interested in at uni. Either philosophy or computer science.
morning friendson that brekkiegrind with a mocha and TWO (count 'em) choc chip cookies>>85396165>Still got my Hacier News for nerd shitmaybe this was for the best, but when they became the 'tech news, again' alternative to the '*le derpina rage' website, i'm surprised they never added 'off-topic' boards. call it 'Z Combinator' or something, 'Slacker News', for laffs.Stack Overflow managed it while keeping Stack Overflow decent.
>>85396259its always a good idea to get more education but mathematicians are one of the most at risk group to be replaced by AI
On that diarrhoea grind me atm
>>85396271Morning lad. 2 missed parcels? NOT lush one bit!
Shippingtonwippington
>>85396259>A-level math>GCSE mathsounds like u need primary school English m8but for a route to a degree consider the following:https://www.gov.uk/guidance/free-courses-for-jobsyou get one free course if you're old and skint (how it should be). level 3 qualification is equivalent to A-level, but you might be able to do a course more specific to philosophy or computer science. sometimes you can tack on extra/free courses if you need to make up the bare minimum for maths and English. but that's usually the equivalent of 'GCSE A-C in Maths & English' tier (for forrens n that), you should be fine already...?
>>85396259>philosophy or computer science.don't bother
omd that coffee was LUSH.okay lads, here's what Bialetta DON'T want you to know:let's say your coffee pot has had weird white flecks in it for the past year, and some internet people say it 'could' be fungus. and also the rubber gasket is a bit gunked up. 'the one component that needs replacing', they'll tell you.well, pry the gasket out with a knife, take the whole thing apart, and powerwash it all under the cold water tap in your bath that has way higher water pressure than the rest of your flat for some reason. you'll soak yourself and everything in your bathroom, but you'll be left with a clean coffee pot that no longer tastes of disease, and 0 Euros more in Bialetti's greasy wizard claws.
new saturday edition of a pub >>85396385
A snail trail of spunk leading from the Gurudwara Biffa bins to Welpers Bottom
Had a wee on someones car wheel arch this morning I simply could not wait
Rolling up a joint of course
I have taught physics and maths Alevel. Reckon Further pure Alevel maths is the hardest. Never taught it but know it pretty well.
Welper praying the twolls don't contact Gurby
