Saturday edish live from Warehamprev edish >>85390839
Sikhs pounding heavy on his arseSpaff he's got too much of itStinky brown cumfartsFrom London to CarlisleOn his back they pileThey can gape his hole again.Looking back his arse was besetWelper can't escape and he cannot forgetSikhs got his bum, they still turn him onThey can gape his hole againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V0xQkk9kbc
Oh new bread Had a wee on someones car wheel arch this morning I simply could not wait
Grub the hung sikh comes over once a month unannounced and fucks sean in the arse
Doing fuck all this weekend apart from putting on an acca and watching the darts
Big oily Sikh bulls
>>85396444Me? Full blown diarrhoea but work tomorrow so hopefully this passes quickly
Rise up, good lads, and greet di new day wid steady hearts and positive vibrations. No badmind, no bitterness just peace, patience, and forward motion. Jah guide di journey, keep di mind clear, and mek today bring some proper good fortune.
brimful of Asha on the forty-five~well it's a brimful of Asha on theforty-five~do i know what that means?no.do i assume it's something to do with the outer edge of a record, the 45 RPM vinyl format, and maybe a singer lady named Asha?yeah. yeah i do.
been thinking a lot recently
>>85396464just call in sick?
you know what confounds me?
Shippiwippi using helpers hole like a fleshlight
holy Crispin-Glover-and-a-half. postie came just now10:20 in the a.m. what's going on there? won't say what i got due to personal reasons but wow the day will go a lot smoother now
https://youtu.be/k0A-rz9TTJshelper got gaped in the bogs whilst this song was played live
suddenly coughed and a big load of phelm flew out and landed on my monitorgrim times frankly
>>85396516It my own business theres nobody to just replace me
>>85396553https://youtu.be/O4irXQhgMqggrim times
>>85396392You've got a ten man suck session booked at the Gurudwara at 1
um excuse me scousers but i requested 3.5g not 4.000g exactlysatisfying, though(a "baker's eighth" they call this)
>>85396587AIright aIright caIm down caIm down
In a heartbreaking mood today me lads, gonna have a shower then go eye fuck some hotties in the supermarket, methinks.
gwaan tek dat likkle shower and come back fresh, seen? But easy pon di eye-fuckin', yuh hear? No go turn di supermarket into Babylon today. Go mek di hotties catch yuh eye instead
It's raining; it's pouring.The boozing lads last night are still snoring.He went to bed and bumped his head,And didn't wake up the next morning.
>>85396601sorry lad, got a bit worked up. think we all get that way sometimes when we've been missold goods or services.imagine you were trying to lose weight, then the local patisserie chucked you in an extra cream cake with your order. you'd be livid.
Shippy inside helpers hole
>>85396587Its still in the bag thats why it's heavier you retard
>write a midwestern emo riff>dunno where to take itthis always happens, I can make bits and pieces but I cannot make multiple that fit together nicely
>>85396606heartbreaking in the sense you're off to break some hearts, then?go get 'em tiger x>>85396619a grim take on a classic.
Hope flies in the eyes again.I'm all over with muh mental elf, but today I'm up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C67F8vH2MmA>>85396619Very nice lollers lad.>>85396627No it's a harry enfield joke about scousers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaccLMuLa7o
>>85396636i zero my scales according to the bag weight, pouring the contents back INTO the bag, giving me the correct NET weight.i have a system, lad x
>>85396642Morning, Mr grumpy pants. Have a line. >>85396643Morning, mate. Woah, now that's a choon to get the blood pumping.
>>85396640i know how you feel.the other day i came up with>(You)in' like McGregoras part of a 4chan-themed rap or somethingif i had other rapping chops i could have elaborated on it, be all 'you're a reply guy, you ain't no Jedi, trolls keep rollin' as i scroll on by' or some shizznizzle.collectively, we could create something goodbut alone, we are nothing
Never ending despair daily
tfw will never been in ageplay relationship with two milf lesbian mummydoms
>>85396301What's wrong with my English in that post?
>>85396663i am definitely a Mr Grumpy Pants today, and it's probs because of the rain + poor sleep.>Have a line. thanks. best advice you've given me since>Be kind to yourself.(<3 u Lollers lad)do you know if there's any mad way i can always request the 'source' image from a URL? it's probably not escaped your attention that you can have, say, example.com/photo.jpg and then photo.jpg is secretly an image/webp.(adding a ? to the end sometimes works, but they're cottoning on.)can i just add something to Firefox that says 'my browser does not support WEBPs, you HAVE to give me the non-converted image, Mr Web Server'?
>>85396642Yep, looking good, smelling good and feelan good (I'm forcing the feelan good).
https://youtu.be/TRVG1FzCKu0
>>85396688just frolicking your bollocks, lad. 'math' instead of 'maths'.although maybe that's actually changed now. i know older people (born 1940s-50s) who insisted it was 'sums'. like the subject was 'sums'. what have you got this afternoon? sums.
>>85396721>(I'm forcing the feelan good)fake it 'til you make it.
>>85396663Yeah I really like it, only heard it the other day.I like this mix for getting shit done.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVmYhm1yVtw
Anyone else thinks there's a famine coming? It's been a really shitty summer all over the entire world with farmers already warning of catastrophic yields, so at the very least food prices are going to triple this harvest season.
How tall is Shippy? He looks tall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKgwy5OIWpobelter of choon this
>>85396763I have an allotment x
>>85396730I think you jumped the gun. I never used "maths". You're correcting nothing. Maybe go back to primary school to work on your proofreading?
>>85396773And how have your veggies been this year?
Sikhs sparking out Helper
>>85396730>>85396774Nevermind, that was arrogant of me. Math is the American version. Got it.
>>85396742I'll cheer up if there's a triple booster pack in sainsburys. I want to pull today (hurrhurrhurr)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Oit2EK9ySI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01rWFi65gU
The tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?
>>85396727you know, i like this.normally hate that reggae 'sound' (it's all the same innit) but this is good. and has those lyrics where you understand (both semantically and emotionally), even if it's not the King's English.there's something about Jamaicans and Geordies. like through sheer cosmic coincidence, they ended up having similarities in phonetics and in culture.
>>85396800this isn't reggae it's dancehall
>>85396781Fine but I had to water them a lot
>>85396798like when a clown dies?
>>85396706Change query string like ? or ?original=true if the URL ends in .webp, try changing it to .jpg or .png in your browser's address bar.These will only work if the image is served by a CDN. Hmmm, an extension or userscript to do this? I'll have to think about that. >>85396750I know I've asked you before, so you might remember. What was that tune, by a Brazilian band/singer, it's was breddy chill. I think it had Tintin in the video.
>>85396821>>85396822Fuck off already you weird nonce
>>85396750>>85396787>>85396822Disregard the last message. I suck cock. That's mad how you posted that. Woah, spoopy.
Quick spliff, then time to get ready, mans got planshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jdM6StLr30>>85396822>>85396832There's another JIM song that has tintin in it, but think it got deleted, and only remember the world lovers in the title, and searching for jim lovers might throw up some sus search results, ya get mi.
>>85396820Yeah. But even with that my salad leaves didn't last at all, all died in the heat before they were big enough to eat. My peas came out nice though. Will find out how tiny my potatoes are in a month.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atBi_MfT3LE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdtv99fZhQQ
Kirpans
https://youtu.be/FVPaaiL_iLw
Bloody work radio pissed me off, some advert where children are telling people to use less water when were a fucking island and the greedy water jews control our water, we could have enough water if they would build reservoirs. No, you wanker I will not ''shower less''
The 5 Ks
Oh Shippy! You're making me so dizzy!
hey shippy you're so hippy you blow my mind!hey shippy!
>>85396866All water used to nationalised but thatcher sold it all off to her rich mates in the late 80s. Now it will cost billions to buy it all back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atV9Rbpfhbc
>>85396810fair enough lad, too musically ignorant here, that's a new term to me. thanks.guessing it has similar roots though?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVch_PK7SOY>Pendulum - Tarantula this is reggae. i know it's drum and bass*, but some part of your brain KNOWS it has that 'reggae feel'.* i know it's Pendulum and DnB guys are sometimes very pernickety, let's all just be chilltied myself in some right knots with this post. not as bad as >>85396832 though whoa he sucks cocks in addition to everything else what a shambles.
>>85396878>billions to gain control of our own waterI cant take this world seriously, its amusing how retarded that is.
Manic stage needs to slow it's arse down, I have shit to do.Shave shower calm down, let's go.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5-gja10qkw
employment rights a new york carriage horse has (non-exhaustive):7ft x 7ft minimum stall9 hour work day15 minute breaks every 2 hours2 vet visits a yearno work on extremely hot or cold days5 weeks vacation a year including guaranteed pasture turnout time
>>85396866It's a fact that touchstarved people take longer showers on average. Maybe they should have done something about the male loneliness epidemic if they're so concerned about the climate.
>>85396893Just looked it up it will cost well over 100 billion to buy it all back. We're one of the only countries in the world that private companies completely own our water.
>>85396880jaunty choon, this!i just hope in all this 'gesticulating at [thing]' we can actually pull off '[thing]'i remember not really liking the novel (sorry everyone) but they're finally doing Neuromancer? like you can't REALLY do it as a retrofuture-ish 'period piece' or that'll be seen as camp.but what the hell else can you do in a post-Matrix world?it'd better not be like that Golden Axe thing i posted yesterday, all ironic and silly>i'm the meanest, greenest console cowboy this side of the Sprawl...! *record scratch* yeah, i actually said that, didn't i?
>>85396919only implementation of radical juche idealogy can save the yookay at this point
>>85396919surely it comes under a national security risk and thus the government could just seize total control and btfo whoever owns them because they are a direct risk to the wellbeing of the entire nation? what are they going to do >b-b-b-but you cant do that!why tho, why cant we just do things
as per, blame the FUCKING TORIES is what you're saying
ShippiWippy
>>85396934because if we did, people would ask; 'why can't we have total remigration?'
>>85396945ah yeah, youre right. That would be too sensible and based of the government if they just took control of the nation.
>>85396900and yet i, an England human, have to PAY to get my teeth fixed.
>>85396935In this instance yes absolutely. We haven't built a new reservoir since 1992 because it's too expensive allegedly (translation it will cut into the profits of the privately owned water companies and that's a major no no)
>>85396952indeed a certain cabal could not countenance the notion
don't worry lads if you're not happy with your water company, just use a different one!that's what capitalism is about, right lads? laissez-faire, we get to choose...?
me and HHL snorting fat lines while the sikh landlord bangs on the door
>>85396960I'm on a NHS dentist and when I needed a filling a few years ago I got the choice of a silver filling (filled with mercury and other carcinogenic materials) or the white one. The silver one was free and the white one was 160 pound I had to take the cancer one because I couldn't afford the 160 pound one.
>>85396998i'm not saying you'll diebutIF you die, you'll be a martyr, a hero. we'll tell your story, starting with this post, and it'll inspire future generations of dentists not to fail their patients.
>>85396991Kirpan in one hand and the Kangha in the other! It's all kicking off at T****** C****!
i have no toilet and i must piss
maybe this is a cruel game our overlords play.you WOULD like the cancer-teeth, wouldn't you...? it's better than NO TEETH AT ALL, isn't it...?they are actively making these decisions. probably stimulating themselves with devices we aren't even allowed to know about.
I have no arsehole and I must gape
Anyone else here have silver teeth fillings?
Sikh owned
might scran an omelette, what do you reckon lads?
i have no drive to read, but i did re-read IHNMAIMS the other week, and yeah it's pretty good.didn't get what was going on with the fat lass laughing tho, even in a short story it's like, 'there's more there,' and the computer game did bugger all to elaborate.also pure lollin at them all riding the monkey lad's massive todger. i mean, you would, wouldn't you?
wish i could do art, its not fair i have a robot brain
Skipped the shower, it's too cold, I'm shaking like mad, and will be a nightmare summiting the side of the bath to get into the shower.I'm wet wipe fresh today*brushes dirt off his shoulder**crip walks*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_0JjYUe5joWoo, let's go get mired at.This is all a joke, apart from I do get attention, but I can't act on it. >in the taxi home with a lass, talking about mashing our genitals together>get back to hers>need the toilet>don't make it to the toilet>bathroom window is too small to climb through>can't climb up anyway due to weak body>have to do a proper walk of shameIt can never happen. *grabs his dream killing shotgun*
Absolutely THRILLED that Megan Markle will be returning to acting. It will be her magnum opus for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbKg8UfRq_M
>>85397085reckon she fucks like a rabbit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RiQDCWsk-U
Now that we have established it's not a HMO whats your cope?
Current mood. >Nightcore - GODShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIUfOcExwW4
My dad told me it's a scientific fact that non-whites have less intelligence. Is this true or is he just a racist?
So lad, tell us all about your life lately. Maddie is off to uni and are deano is moving out now he got promoted. You still not ready to fly the nest?
>>85397162A quick google search of global IQ averages would tell you that anon
Feels good to be a shut-in when you read news like this. Sucks for them.
>>85397162The facts are that:>Raven's progressive matrix tests show distinct average distributions between different racial groups>progressive matrix tests have a g-loading factor of about 0.8So the answer is basically yes, though the technical data is not 100% correlative and does not offer a causative link. Causative links are more readily apparent in GWASs.
whats your frequency of choice lads?https://youtu.be/HvPdPeHQEqY
>>85397165are deano and 'mum' pre op or post op here?
Welpers bottom getting molested by Sikhs
>>85397200No that's a normal, healthy teenage female. Stop thinking every one is a troon.
the ustase never stood a chance
>>85397165Wouldn't mind re-popping Maddie's cherry if you know where I lean.
>>85397165How lovely maddie is off to yoonee to study the history of lesbian dance for 3 years and will have six figures of debt to pay forever to "get the full experience" and will come home and spend years on benefits trying to get a job at tesco with her useless degree. Truly this is the way for young people in the UK
>>85397235oh ok its just the mannish face and looking like every long haired lad i went to school with
>>85397253It's the black eyebrows that's throwing you off.
Never have I thought to take a shit in a doorway. I suppose when you have to go, you have to go. What do they expect when all the public loos have been closed? Britain is becoming a literal shithole.
>>85397264I've pissed in an alley plenty of times because there's a lack of public toilets. Taking a shit, though? Must be Indians.
>>85397249I'm sure she would be devastated to learn a 35 year old incel is guffawing while she makes friends and memories
>>85397249what about that small post gave you enough of an ick you had to make up a ridiculous alternate reality to feel better, big lad?
>>85397273Only thing she'll be making is HPV which will give her cancer. Maybe a prolapsed arse if she gets into academic fisting.
>>85397272I've only pissed in the countryside. It's too risky now with CCTV everywhere.
taking a shit? that crosses a line, one i will not cross
People are so spackered now
>>85397283Queuing at the bar energy. Zoomers are FUCKED.
>>85397249Actually she is studying "acting" kek. Only fun careers for the lassies. Who wants to do something that actually uses your brain?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g355k8lg4o
Analising Natasha from Bargain Hunt before pulling out and cumming on her Scottish face.
>>85397264Thing is this never used to be a problem before all the NuBritish turned up
Nick Triggle
harvinder and the heavies
Wonder if Ruth pisses in doorways. She must need to go a lot with all that alcohol consumption.
>>85397283>t. lad that doesn't answer the door when mummy has popped out
>>85397283i think i am of a similar spaghetti strain to this Reddit man.don't like his idea of psychically 'punishing' the junkie, though. like 'aha, i'll WITHHOLD his potential-reward, that'll show him! for his previous actions!'what would you lads do? it's 'just leave the carrier bag outside the junkie's door', right?
>>85397296So she's a slave to looking after her spacker father then? She's not allowed to live her life or enjoy it in any meaningful way. Also the mother doesn't work as well why can't she look after him?
>>85396890Tarantula in my top 30 songs
Moni is looking well >>85396081
>>85397336They probably expect her to take care of them until they die rather than be dumped in a care home and handled by africans. I expect the mother just "doesn't have the energy" and needs her. Some parents just don't want their children to have better lives than them.
The feeling you get, the rush of power, when you cum all over a woman's face...
Grown men spending Saturday alone judging a teenage girl. They're the winners and everyone else is the problem.
Oh aye Mister Shippy!
OOHHH MR SHIPPY! SHIP SHIP SHIPPY! SHIPPINGSON!
>>85397361I don't like to clean my ipad that way.
>>85397380Propa cringe innit
>>85397283>redditthey don't let you read that website any more without creating an account. Everything is so shit now.
>>85397417sure about that chief?https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1vv52q0/teachers_late_night_emails_to_pupil_not_sexually/
>>85397417They didn't want millions of non-members using old.reddit because it doesn't shove ads everywhere. You can use the crappy reddit layout or be tracked with an account.
>>85397425old.reddit.com doesn't work without signing in now.
>>85396385Council are trying to move me and the mummy to a new home since they're saying we don't need a 3 bedroom 2 toilet home anymore. Absolutely brutal lads. Enjoyed my second toilet me.
>>85397450two words for you lad; piss siege
>>85397450Do you have to pay that bedroom tax shite?
>>85397450Can't you take in a refugee, give him his rape leaflet and they'll back off?
>>85397455I sometimes piss in pot noodle cups so might just have to start doing that more often if the mummy is having her hour long makeup sesh in there.>>85397456Dont know my mum handles it lol
>>85397450Even more brutal cos they'll probably replace you with a Sudanese ooga booga family.
i keep telling you peoplehttps://github.com/redlib-org/redlib-instances/blob/main/instances.mdlike you just go to one of thosehttps://redlib.catsarch.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1vv52q0/teachers_late_night_emails_to_pupil_not_sexually/oh look it's Reddit, as if it was a website, a normal web page, on the world wide web (how it should be.)but hopefully you redditlads are cool guys and you stay here and this pushes more people away from Web 4.0 nonsense and we instead make decent message boards again. in an ideal world, we could say:'if your website REQUIRES JavaScript to work, it is not Up To Snuff.'
>>85397450I feel your pain. Nothing more grim than having to wait to use the toilet when you live in a house with other people.
Remember when the UK broadband providers called Mozilla evil for doing this? Makes you think doesn't it?
Sikhs ganging up on welper
>alwight mate nice day innityeah mate can fucking hear your voice from the other end of the street. hate how normies speak so loudly. must be all deaf from going to festivals.
>>85397516You've done them lad absolute skewered
matt alwight is NOT my mate
Starting a running joke about you owe me a tenner which you obviously don't understand but I do it every time I see you and run it into the ground past the core of the earth I will not stop until you recognise my cleverness
>>85397516Agree, I don't get why they have to be so loud all the time. Very BAMEcoded.
>>85397541>Starting a running joke about you owe me a tenner which you obviously don't understand but I do it every time I see you and run it into the ground past the core of the earth I will not stop until you recognise my clevernesshow Gervaisian
>>8539752312:50 here lad. An illegal immigrant foid telling a British man he needs a rape leaflet. Fuming the other day watching this. He of course just accepts this vile foid calling him a potential rapist. Send her back to Afghanistan and she'd be raped/stoned for speaking this way to a man.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAacP8W3w8Y
>>85397523Throw your piss bottle at him and teach him a lesson.
>>85397568wish i still had my piss demijons
Fuck Channel 5 and fuck the BBC. I will not be paying a tv licence for their lefty shit.
>>85397450You can stay at Sean's place when Grub kicks him out.
>>85397556Should hand out leaflets to new mothers about how it's not okay to kill your babies. See if they appreciate it.
this fucking ketamine man. it's not all it's cracked up to be. not like in films. have to decide a focus,, don't you? yeah? so, you do.>>85397497i don't remember that because i have memery problens, but once you have connected to a a domain isn't that fine? can the man in the middle see the plaintext URL or can he just see what server xxx.yyy.zzz was accessed?
>>85397609damn you've really skewered new mothers
Just found out about a new animal. Pic related. Mental that at 37 you can still find out about animals you never heard of
Used to get on grindr when parents went out for the weekend in my early twenties. Surprisingly easy to get laid if you don't mind being gay.
>>85397626Without googling I think its a caiman
>>85397619There's a case right now in America where a woman strangled her three children. Loads of women over there are supporting her because she was mentally vulnerable so they think she shouldn't be held responsible or go to prison.
Nvm opened it. Yeah that looks fucked up.
>>85397546see, the lad has coaxed us into this position, where i am talking to him through you, about how yes i was aware of the tenner thing with Chika.is it irritable? yes.could it be stopped? yes.the question is: who holds the power to make that decision? i would argue it is >>85397541 himself.
>>85397575You sure told them, big man.
Keep drinking coffee even though it fucks with my sinuses and gives me a headache. It lush.
>>85397627How easy is it to fuck a twinky?
I was actually aware. I am more aware than most I am the puppet master. He didn't realise he was merely the straight man to my comedic stylings. It was postmodern. You probably wouldn't get it.
>>85397626https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerboathis one really feels like 'yeah we need a new animal for the setting, just come up with something this afternoon.'
Welper getting abused by Sikh bulls
>>85397679are you actually really smart?like, no joke.are you a smart person?(i don't even know how to ask this without sounding sarcastic, so there's all this, but imagine if there wasn't all this)
>>85397673pretty easy if you look like their dad
>>85397632Gharial
I could actually tell it made you confused and uncomfortable and I leaned into it I am a comedian it's my job. I find that place of tension and lean into it that's me. An artiste of sorts. A flaneur of the interwebs pretending to have conversations when I'm really using you as a mirror to reflect my cleverness.
Wouldn't mind Ruth pissing a pint of beer out of her vulva hole into my mouth. Corrrrr.
>>85397700Why is that a young gay man's fantasy??
>>85397711same reason i want to fuck my mum?
its literally just a crocodile that thinks its special and deserves its own family
>>85397618Yeah https is encrypted transmission but the domain like boards.4chan.org can still be seen. http - the whole url can be seen and page contents (isps used to inject ads into google or even redirect to their own search engine in the early days...scummy).With dns over https/tls, connecting to another provider means bootstrapping to the dns provider (isp resolves the dns provider's address...unless connecting directly to ip). Even with that set up, the isp may still see the hostname of the site because of "client hello". It's important the web browser/dns supports encrypted client hello.If you don't toggle this stuff on, you will rely on the router providing the isp dns server ips to your system, often going plaintext via udp. The job of an isp is to connect you to other ip addresses, in an optimal path (border gateway patrol unfortunately isn't safe yet) and that is all that they need to do. They can still do deep packet inspection (detecting specific traffic like torrenting) and stop you connecting to ip addresses.
Oh it's Mr Shippy!
spooky that, flight of the damned for sure
Woke up today, still the most clever clogs smartie pants lad alive. Think I will seethe at the cat soundspacker poster after a few lines then bizarrely try to steal credit for his posts or something? You wouldn't get it anyway even if I explained.
Even if you use an alternative dns provider, operating systems, games consoles, mobiles still can only route queries through plaintext over udp. The isp can basically still see everything this way. As you can see on the screenshot most people are using this dns provider insecurely. Maybe they just want faster responses and not necessarily security.
>>85397780>Woke up today, still the most clever clogs smartie pants lad alivequite Gervaisian
>>85397788Who gives a shit, lad? Have sex
>>85397673Very hard. Most men on grindr are like 40+ manly looking men or transvestites. The few twinks that showed up were getting hundreds of messages from other men so unless you're very attractive and have money, I don't think it would be possible. Some of them only want to fuck other twinks and state "no 21+ please". I'm glad to not use it any more.
>>85397808No it's important to keep GNU/Linux secure when online. There's so much more I could discuss.
>>85397811The idea of gays being fussy is funny to me as a straight. It's all smelly disgusting fudge packing at the end of the day who cares what type of bloke it is if you're already sinking that low.
Moni throwing welper in the bumgeon
>>85397821yeah lad, its all just fishy minges at the end of the day, why don't you fuck kays good cooking?
Ruth is genuinely cute. I bet her arsehole tastes relatively nice as well. A woman who takes good care of her arsehole is worth her weight in shit.
>>85397833Nice try lad but nah. Low quality women existing doesn't make sex with women as a whole unappealing. The act of sex with a woman is normal and healthy. Gay anal dick balla fudge packing a man's hairy arse hole is inherently disgusting whether it's a 40 year old bloke or a 20 year old with a cool hair cut. The act itself is perverted and disgusting. So it's kind of comical to act like it's somehow less disgusting if the bloke moisturises.
>sore head and a tickle in my throatIt's over, lids.
>>85397821I'm not really attracted to blokes though. I do think twinks can be attractive and cute. I prefer them to women over 30 to be quite honest.
I've known gays IRL btw and noticed they all have this up and down depression and mood swings and guilt complex. They clearly know deep down its fucking rancid what they do. But because of the way the male sex drive works - when you're horny your fetish seems like a GREAT idea. You nut and it washes over you how disgusted you are with yourself. I don't need to tell you how post nut clarity works. It seems like gay men are in a constant state of believing gay is cool while horny then seeing it through normal straight eyes when sapped of cum brain. Rinse and repeat and they're on constant bipolar mood swings.
>>85397838I'm sure most girls are very hygienic lad. At least she doesn't show off too much like some girls. She's been raised well.
Incels bitching about the quality of women. Pottery and cringe.
I will goon to young girls on TikTok and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
Doubt I'll ever use Grindr again. Most of the time they'd want to go bareback but only say this when you met them. Just sucking cock wasn't enough. Also your arse takes a good week to recover and you feel like you have to shit a lot.
Gaping arseholes and taking names
Put two fellas together in one household with that male sex drive and its no wonder you end up with the likes of Varley. Because two men together as a "couple" is perverted and imbalanced and they will just egg each other on into progressively sicker sex shit.
>>85397872I mean you are probably a bender realistically lad or incel prison gay because of internet/porn. Normal straight men don't have conditions where they'll happily pack fudge especially as lax as "IF she's over 30 - I'd rather pack fudge" lol I mean no offense but listen to yourself.
Wonder what Lauren T has been up to gents
>>85397921what makes you hate men so much
>>85397838She's a british rose and you wouldn't have been middle class enough for her love to be quite honest.
Fucking a man's arse is gayer than fucking a woman's arse. Thoughts?
yeah i was just on the sex app getting tons of sex phwoarrrhang on a moment /britfeel/ it's my stocks appoh my stocks have gone upcorrrrrr
>>85397955It's an arse either way
It's their culture to abuse the generosity of systems built on trust, you bigot!
>>85397980why so many wheel spackers in one place?
I don't believe when gay men say twink they're necessarily only thinking legal age. They would say so for a cover story but most gay men are up for THAT video tier antics low/mid key.
>>85397988That's a flight from the UK to India. If you are in a wheelchair you get priority boarding, so ofc they all just sit in wheelchairs to board first even though they're obviously just faking.When I said it's their culture to take advantage of generous trust-based systems I wasn't joking, that's literally what izzat is about - being able to 'make' people do things for you for nothing.
Women would rather have sex with dangerous, woman-beating criminals than you. Men with no freedom are getting more sex than you. Makes you realise how pathetic of a man you must be.
If only he'd read the pamphlet...
>>85397989Because gay men don't think of it as noncing when it's with lads. Noncing is just part of their gay culture. In their head it comes under "gay" rather than "nonce".
>>85397980Couldn't give a fuck. Never see wheelchair lads sticking up for me when office beckys all pretend to have autism to get extra workplace accommodations. Maybe they're just on the paraplegic spectrum.
Getting Indian later aren't I xVindaloo chicken, basmati rice, garlic naan, bombay potatoes, saag paneer and onion bhajis. 4x lush x
Indian people still believe in Caste they are retards, tiering other retards.
>>85398001If only they translated it into scary looking squiggly text and then maybe he would have known that Britain isn't quite like Syria.
Said this last night, but why are there no black paedophiles?
The /britfeel/ trifecta>Kids being fucked >Brown people >Seething at women
>Mamdani opens govt run grocery stores in NYC>everything is sold below market price with govt absorbing the difference>local bodegas can't compete with below market rate prices>Mamdani responds by providing subsidies to help the businesses surviveThe old saying is true: is socialists understood economics they wouldn't be socialists. All of this just because retards have been bleating about "food deserts" for decades to try and explain why poor minorities don't buy vegetables. Oy vey!
Digwa doing a number on welper
>>85398024congratulations lad you correctly identified incel shit on the incel board, i'm sure you'll be making DCI in no time
>>85398018Because it isn't part of their culture. White culture is inherently paedophilic.
I really don't like seeing my rose dating some muslim man. It's so fucking obvious he is taking advantage of her insecurities and kindness.
>>85398062I'm sure you'd treat her nicely, a sensitive, intelligent man such as yourself.
Trvke of unimaginable tonnage right here. Holy fuck writing is so bad these days.
Don't know about you lads but I do think porn played a strong part in me giving up on trying to find employment. That and the fact no girl would ever want me. I don't think I can sort it out at this point. I should be at the top of my career now but I'm a loser neet.
>>85398068I would definitely. He is only dating her because she looks younger than she is. Muslims are groomers and want untouched girls.
>>85398090Sure you would mate. You sound mentally stable.
>find a coat I really like>300 quidI just hate it, the universe is playing a sick joke. I just need a coat for the never ending rain that is coming, its coming, the never ending rain is coming and I dont have a coat for it
Crazy to see all these big accounts posting shit attacking Cofnas and defending Arday and you put their giant screeds into an AI detector and they all come back 100% AI-generated.The rot goes so deep and they can't help but circle the wagons.
>>85398095search the image on google lens to see if you can find it cheaper
Booked a week off work when GTA 6 releases. Haven't done that in over a decade.
did one of those laughs where you get a load of spittle in the back of your throat or something and it makes you sound like donald duck
>>85398094Nah lad. I would be a lot better mentally with a nice rose. Obviously if it's not all it's cracked up to be I can always just end my life.
>>85398001Reckon there's more to this story. She probably led him on.
>>85398109>200 quid ebayits just too much, im not even poor but a 200 quid coat is madness
why is it ok according to modern morality to make fun of people for being unintelligent
>>85398110I can't afford a console now because AI drove all the prices of technology up. It really feels shitty these days because old consoles are meant to go down in price.
>>85398125Same reason its fine to make fun of asians
>>85398138but i mean according to even the most strict woke poeple they will call people stupid but not chink
Can't tell who's sadder: the alcoholic that comes in every night to where I work to buy 8 cans of K Cider, or the sweaty, smelly fat lad who spends 20 quid on junk food every night.
never gonna have an indian again because my farts have been utterly rancid today
>>85398110I did that for GTA5 which was so long ago I still worked at the time. A different lifetime ago desu.
>>85398156and indians don't wash their hands
>>85398123lad share a link pls for photo
>>85398153Nothing wrong with garn warage is there
k cider is lush and i mean lush
>>85398165that too mate
i fell out of understanding with computer games in the late 2000s and never caught back updoes Zelda the Elf talk now? can you swing your arm, and it swings his sword, in the game?
only drink dry or medium ciders me, anything else is like a bag of haribo
When you step back its funny af how lads make enemies on here. Where do you think you are. It's a general thread on r9k with like 5 lads. Who gives a fucking shit if you don't like a post or poster. Close tab. It's weird.
Broadbridge taking advantage of welper
somehow spent close to 200 quid last night. fucking hell. blacked out so i have no idea what i spent it all on. checked my transactions on my phone and i spent close to 40 quid at a garage??feeling ROUGH
>Zelda the ElfMillennial "humour" in the big 26
https://www.tiktok.com/@truckeroak/video/7567474436069149974?_r=1&_t=ZN-995m4LaQbFGEnglish Rose driving a lorry
>>85398179they renamed him ESLda and he speaks broken english
big men set off by the most innocuous words on a screen
shartllennials
He's not really called that I'm being meta post ironical sub-atomical irony pilled get it? xD get it I said zelda xD thats the name of the game though LMAO xDDD
IF I DONT GET A GF IN 15 MINS IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
>>85398095Mad watching those old newsreels from like the 1930s and even the dirt poor people are walking around in high quality coats. Bet they all ate lamb every week too.
girl i've been talking to online just admitted she was 15. instant block. fuck sake lads
>>85398095> the never ending rain is comingI wish. I'm sick of how dry this country is. I walk every day and it barely ever rains.
>>85398254smart move blocking her
Life was hard in the 70s anon we had to eat leftovers every monday and tuesday from the massive roast beef/lamb we always had every sunday
>>85398275depends. Most people could only manage a rabbit a week, and that was before mixie killed off like 80% of them.
yeah for holidays we had to go to the caravan we owned that had a clear view of the sea it was tough times back then
I have plundered the depths of irony and emerged with "call Link Zelda". Now that is just perfect. The kids I mean the fellow 35 year old irony enjoyers will love that one.
>>85398300I say mom and soccer, just for funsies
>>85397980Fine bit of Jugaad, sirs! *wobbles head
>>85398300>I have plundered the depths of irony and emerged with "call Link Zelda". Now that is just perfect. The kids I mean the fellow 35 year old irony enjoyers will love that one.bazinga
Getting really dizzy with Mr Shippy
>>85398202Got a common london accent. She's probably not a rose at heart. She looks like a better emily pops though.
>>85398328She does a bit aye
Any real advantages to working in a warehouse all day, 5 days a week vs just being a dosser on bennies?
>>85398095You will be looking at some incel nonce coat. Just get a cool north face and call it a day.
I wouldn't mind driving a lorry but I don't have a passport to go across the channel. I would be worried about trying to park somewhere safe to sleep also.
>>85398343Maybe he doesn't want to be a north face npc. I absolutely hate that brand now because of normies wearing it everywhere and making it a fashion statement.
>>85397777>7777The numbers are with you today. Where you flying to?
Really hope Royal Mail haven't lost my package again.
>>85398336>Any real advantages to working in a warehouse all day, 5 days a week vs just being a dosser on bennies?You get more money and have people you can socialise with
#pooposting
>>85398373>You get more moneyI'd earn less money actually>and have people you can socialise withEver spoken to people who work in warehouses?
>>85398183>5 ladsWonder how many posters there actually are here
Reminder: he has not got a passport. A broken record? Oh yes. Got one of them bad boys.
>another day where im terrified of going bald and obsession over my hairlineI cannot stand this particular brain worm, does my head in. Ive got easily over a thousand images of my hairline. I'm not mental over anything else though, odd.
>>85398336its a distraction from the pointlessness of life
>>85398336Mental health benefits of having something to do.
Shippintonshires
>Gfberg so exhausted from her trip-on-the-naze she's starfishing onto the bed first thing after getting inckin ellGot meself some propah blue balls here now dont iX
>>85398191At least you were out. Not dossing in this shit hole on a Friday night.
>>85398328He looks well vexed there
Going to be a fun night, proper old timey sausage party.
>>85398404Are you gf breeding lad?
>>85398254what did you talk aboutfeel like any 15 year old would be an annoying cunt
>>85398270been raining heavily for about the past three days where I am. Massive grey clouds forming again now.I'm glad of it. The fires were becoming worrying.
>>85398412hope you don't mess up your arsehole too much
>>85398412Your poo tomorrow will be RANK x
>>85398418he's not going to give you tips, nonce
>>85398381Completed it. Anything after this line is NOT me.- - - -
>>85398417she went on a trip to get black bred
>>85398397What about the negative mental health benefits of being forced to do mind numbing work for 40 hours a week with a bunch of thick mongs who are too stupid to get on neetbux and pips?
>>85398095I have a shell jacket, 20,000mm rated, 110 quid, nothing should get through it.
Wippington Shippington
Love a bit of Lionel Richie me almost as much as Thin Lizziehttps://youtu.be/ovo6zwv6DX4
>>85398445Thought you had to be 18 to use this site, as per the rules?
>>85398165Sean doesnt wash his hands
Shippingtonshires willy
Wink Wony Wub
>>85398412Why didn't you go to the supermarket? Not right Evrilad has to carry all these. You're scum of the earth.
>>85398450what on earth was the little lad thinking
>>85398391It's 2026 lad, balding for most men is a choice
>>85398490I've had a drink so I can't drive there and I'm not walking
waheyyyyy get banned dickhead haha lololololol bye bye little lad
>>85398504mods are gods arnt they?
Ruth taking a mod up her beer fattened arse.
cheeky little tug of my nipples if its alright with you lads?
favourite ale lads? used to enjoy hobgoblin but I heard they've ruined it
>>85398373Money might be a bonus if you're able to live with your parents still. Otherwise it's not worth bothering about.>>85398387You would have to find someone that speaks English these days in a warehouse. Even if they did speak English they are usually very much in with their own types.>>85398392I would be more depressed doing something like that than my current lifestyle.>>85398437Exactly. It's fucking mental torture if that's all you can ever do in life. Working in a warehouse should be a temporary job but I am unable to climb higher than that.
Whippy shippy bumming help helpers shitty hole
Whates everyone favourite brand of piss, I used to like quirky chungus piss but i hear it ruined
>>85398493schoolboy error de lad innit
>>85398536are you the "working wont get me a gf" poster?
>>85398525A girl like her doesn't really gain much weight. She must be very healthy choices other than the alcohol.
Why won't Sean let me gape his arse?
>>85398493He's going to drive the wrong way up the motorway tonight to escape the feds cos he's a hardman you cunt. RIP (Rest in Piss)
>>85398536>You would have to find someone that speaks English these days in a warehouseGuaranteed to get on with them though. It's like that scene in Barry Lyndon
>>85398548Your skin isn't dark enough.
>>85398539randall munroe over here
>>85398545Yeah that is something I have mentioned in the past and strongly stand by.
Mad how people still endure using Windows and put up with all that shit. GNU/Linux all the way.
>>85398582what will get you a gf?
Had to help a relative get back home from a hospital appointment but they were late so I went to the hospital cafe to wait for a bit. Every single person there was a foreigner. First gen too because they all had very heavy accents. What are we doing here? Why are we importing people from Hyderabad, Mogadishu and Lubumbashi to serve cups of tea and wipe tables?
>>85398499I know but its still spooky, id rather lose a limb, doesn't help half the family are baldy cunts and the other side have full heads of hair into their pensioner years so its basically impossible to know, its the not knowing whether it will happen or not. Ive considered just going on finasteride and calling it a day so I can stop spazzing. I think over 30 I can chill as usually by 30 you can gauge the hair situation but ive got 5 more years to get through.
>>85398598Good genetics.
Sikhs sparking out helpers hole
>"It doesn't matter because the whole neighbourhood's full of foreign people! Mostly they've already been given a piece of paper to say they're citizens too! What are you complaining about, racist?" These people really are freaks.
Morrisons bitter has arrivedOnly bought it as a bit of a laughReminds me of times down at the cricket club in the village watching Grandad play on smell alone2.8% so I'm not going to be steaming
>>85398598What women look for in men:>money>height>face>body>statusYou can argue about the exact hierarchy of ranking each one, but those are the criteria. A job cannot change your heigh, face or body, and only the very top tier jobs will give you lots of money and status. For the average guy dating is a fucking hellscape.
>>85398602we need them for are nhs
Chika's relatively loose sphincter
>Sunderland lostit's over
>>85398611What Twitter screenshots are you planning on posting next, big man?
>a job cannot change your face
>>85398336Warehouse cucking has been a mixed bag from all the years I've done it so I put it in the middle for best/worst minimum wage jobs. The worst part is the boredom from doing the same repetitive task every single day which makes you dread going in after a few months so if they offer another role just take it.
>>85398629You've forgot one lad>Personality
>>85398661No I mean the job in and of itself will not improve your height/face/body, but if you happen to get one of those jobs that provides an insane amount of money (the top 0.0001% of jobs) then you can parlay that into cosmetic surgery, but that has limits and can end up backfiring if you get bogged and can't feasibly improve your height, so really that just falls into 'money'.>>85398668Kek
>>85398668You can be the funniest lad in the world but they'll never want sex with you if you aren't attractive/rich.
>>85398661me when my teeth are eventually fixed. Been on Invisalign since fkn november
Women can be told you're a millionaire, gormet cook, a doctor and a bestselling author and they will still not want to date you because you're short:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbG05ePWRQE(warning, if you haven't seen this before it's fucking blackpilling as fuck)
Sikhs winning bigly
read on the spacka league forums that sean is the dedicated lad who lies on the floor behind the wall when the opposition takes a free kick lad
>>85398685Fucking grim. No point even trying if you have shit genes
>>85398685I've known short lads who pull all rhe time, though they were attractive and had game
Give me some post punk that isn't grating, whiny or acerbic.
Going down a treat this bitterI can see why this was essentially their water back in the day
me? don't believe in any of that pill stuff. don't even take the ones the doctor prescribed me
Getting Dizzy with Shippy!https://youtu.be/dvR2KG-DXKY
>>85398741That's why true female nature is largely hidden from men and they get told blue pilled lies growing up because they know you won't agree to being a work horse endlessly chasing the carrot otherwise. The cat is out the bag now and we know that prime young women fuck the degen drug dealer with an 85 IQ over the manlet gentleman that "did the work".
>>85398813>Vic Reevesthis guy ruined Brainiac
>>85398838True actually. Jon Tickle was much better.
There is a lad in my workplace who is shorter than me (5ft6) and quite chubby. Yet he has a gf and a kid and most people like him because he's very outgoing and confident in himself. He makes all the girls laugh and they some to gravitate towards him despite him not being 6 foot or having a jawline. He's the biggest reason I dont believe in the blackpill or whatever.
Can't wait to be shitting through the eye of a needle
Nurse, I'm bored. Can you show me something interesting I can do with my body?
>>85398207o mein Gott
Why did Walkers make Squares so addictive?
>>85398888>Braniac?Used to love that show when i was youngerChek'd lad
bob mortimermortimer bobswap em aroundbob's yer muncle
Shippinghams of Shippinghamshire
Nothing better than browsing while having a poo
>>85398907More of a discos man myself
>>85398932wanking when poooooing
>>85398945But then you get piss everywhere
When you've spunked it's hard to piss for a while after, not nice that.
>>85398950Not hard to piss it just goes everywhere. You should always piss after you spunk to clear the lines.
>>85398955If i don't piss after cumming, my dick hurts for like 20 minutes
Nothing better than sticking your erect penis into a moist fanny and spaffing in it
Helper receiving a golden shower from Diggy Digwa
bitter? not thanks...i'm bitter enough hahahahha god i'm miserable
More of a stout man myself
Alri luv fancy a bitter mi cock up yer bum?
Shippinhams cumming up helpers arse
https://youtu.be/wIE5wwvicew
Clarted out manpussy
Might have a shit then waste my money on penny bingo
bloke at my workplace is about 6 foot 8, bloody mental height. Fills out an entire doorframe as well so isn't a lanklet at all, bit fat. I think sometimes how wasted that height is, if he weight lifted he could probably be national level given his size, or boxing. Kinell he could do any combat or strength sport and excel at it yet to my knowledge does no physical exercise. Used to have a 7 foot teacher, that was freaky.
So lads, what are butt plugs for?
>>85399068at that size if your not an nba player or a goalkeeper you should be ashamed
>>85399092plugging your butt, obviouslystupid bloody question, weren't it?
>>85399110I dont know why he doesn't, think his main thing is pub quizzes but fucking imagine what you could do with a height and build like that, rugby you'd floor everyone.
Gonna listen to The Slits on my walk tonight. In a post-punk mood.
>>85399111But what does plugging your butt do?
>>85399068>bloke at my workplace is about 6 foot 8doc Gone Girls
me? listening to my compilation of rap song sound effects - gun being clocked, bong being smoked, lowrider bouncing noise etc.
Indian = eaten. Was 40x lush x
>>85399137Rex Heuermann? 6 foot 4 him. Thats a nice height id like to be that, stuck at fucking 5'9 aren't I
>>85399138What's your favourite skit?
>>85399150No. he was super wide also. most 6.4 are skinny
>>85399156looks a bit similar actually, imagine him but 4 inches taller and a bit fatter and wider.
That Olivia Rodrigo makes me feel uneasy. People lusting over her when she looks and dresses like a kid. Weird vibes.
>>85399135stops it leakin
>>85399167Corrrr lad
>>85399162Rex got caught partially because of his size. Some of the girls even thought was 6,6
Sandeep taking helper as his concubine
Just too busy for my endless backloggingtonshire of video games aren't I? It sad int it.>>85399135In some cases just for the aesthetic, but also because it widens it. And you can guess the reason for that.
Corr why don't foids like being filmed? They're in public settings. Maybe don't fucking accuse a man of being a thief then fucking cunts. Little foid asian is so proud of being manager of a fucking sports shop. Wow haha. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKr1R7ajj3w
>>85399068Assuming that someone should simply have to train mercilessly to a national/elite level doing something they likely don't want to because they are tall is a prejudiced and daft take. That's like telling someone they have to be a jockey because they are 5'9. People aren't work animals.
>>85399211Such rage
Fucking love Chicken Wings. Cheap for a kilogram, lush as fuck on the air fryer with olive oil and seasoning. Can't go wrong.
OOOOOOOH AM GOING IN FOR THE KILL https://youtu.be/pmtLo0cXwAA
>>85399222Bet the chickens don't love it
Grown man from banbury walking in a shop harassing women.
>>85399231Don't give a fuck mate they are lush and they would eat us if they could.
braniac?went down hill after vic reeves took over
SikhLads winning
>>85399212cut off for jockey is 5'4. There is tall and then there is tall, even with height most are lanklets but tall and with width? theres got to be something that would catch your eye to do
My friend's got his fourth girlfriend since I've met him and it's always the same. Short, flat-chested girls with big asses. He definitely has a type.
chicken wings?all bone. you're paying for bone and not eating it
>>85399254It amazes me how lads get girlfriends all the time and men like me don't get a drop. I wish I knew the ways without coming across as predatory.
https://xcancel.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/2090696062847570339#mMinistry of Silly Walks 2
>>85399262it amazes me how people get girlfriendsLiterally how does that happen? I can't imagine ever being in a position where I could ask a woman to be my girlfriend.
>>85399262Do you actually try? Can't expect it to just fall in your lap.
>>85399123is it Mark from The Chase lad?
>>85399281no but looks very similar
bought a popsocket 2 years ago and it's brokegonna do a warranty claimI'm just NOT taking this shit any more
ministry of silly wanks, whats your silly wank?
>>85399291Had a popsocket but then got a rubber phone case and it wouldn't stick so im socketless now
>>85399222Too many bones. For me? It's drumsticks
>>85399275There aren't any positions for us. If you work, maybe you get lucky and a mid woman is on shift who likes you. Online dating apps are a big no for me because you'd have to explain everything about yourself - your history, your job, you living with parents. It's just a natural way.>>85399276I don't try because I don't work, I am not attractive and I have no savings.
>>85399303I got the magsafe one, put a magnet under the phone case and it worked greatUntil it snapped in half at least
I'm getting a chinky in tonight, might have a beef and tomato
>>85399313Your standards are too high. Try within your league.
Harvinder shoving his big sikh cock inside welpers bloodied arsehole
thing about vic reeves is he really did ruin Brainiac
>>85399313might be a workable strategy if getting a job seemed possible
Drumsticks are for proper medieval serfs.
>>85399201>And you can guess the reason for that.Gaping the fudge hole so it's loose for your willy to get right in there and pack fudge and scrape all the little bits of fudge and hair congealed with shit that you might miss going in "vanilla" now that is LUSH and a normal thing to do
>>85399222Don't eat meat but when i did thighs were best
>>85399319didn't know he was on it
>>85399333yeah they're mintI need to get back into doing proper shops. I've been surviving on rubbish for a long time
Really odd choice of desktop environment she has. Still your average British woman wouldn't even know what GNU/Linux is. If only more women took interest in it.
>gets a whole chicken from farmfoods for 2 quid and eats wings thighs legs and breast
Once you've packed as much fudge onto your willard you can try to bend over far enough to get a good whiff of that shit cum enrusted goodness and think to yourself this is a normal, healthy thing I'm doing
>>85399317I don't have standards for a woman as long as they aren't a fake one and not too old.>>85399324Yeah can't ever see myself being employed again. The jobs market will only get worse from years and decades to come.
>>85399345yeah your average british woman isn't a nonce so she wouldn't tbqh
>>85399345Corr you gonna make a move on her?
>>85399319yeah hated him as a kid. Didn't even know who he was but he he still had that smug "national treasure" aura about him like he thinks he's the funniest guy on Earth and we should all laugh and clap like mongs whenever he does his stupid quips
Helpers hole getting sparked
>>85399361Don't fucking be nasty. She has disabilities and can't work. So she spends her time making these educational GNU/Linux videos...for free. >>85399362She is not my type and it would feel wrong to take advantage of an older women like her.
>>85399353you end up with too much to eat in one sitting and it dries out the next day
>>85399333Chicken thighs are great. I only ever buy tits if I'm making curry.
>>85399380>Don't fucking be nastyTrue actually, spam amnesty for this one, she's golden.
becky or ruth are the perfect babes for me. I cannot see myself being in love with a menopausal woman to be quite honest.
>>85399380You know what lad i was being a bit mean to her there. I've grown so cynical and bitter. I could learn a lesson from you
Am still standingyeah yeah yeah
>>85399345Thought that was Phil Spector.
>>85399410>>85399392There is nothing to learn from me. I have a nasty side when my mood is low.
>>85399332I was just answering his question. Didn't really need le epic trad lecture.>Zomg guis. Did you know that le thing is not le trad???? Ad infinitum.Yawwnnn.
I'M STILL CUMMINGHARDER THAN I EVER DID
Twinky Winky Wony Wub
18 hours a day thinking about other men's willies and shit but its other people who are the weird ones
Cant wait until i get a van desu
Waped Watty Wub
>>85399151ed-ucation from the chronic 2001
Porn is disgusting and shameful. But so is the textile industry.
>>85399442Weird behaviour int it?
>>85399421You said I can guess what it's for. I guessed.
>>85399291they just sent me a new onedidn't think that would work lel
>>85398907Gary Lineker used to put a drop of piss in every bag when they first came out to get the public addicted to them. I see it's still working
vic reeves killed brainiac
>>85399476Corrrr well it was more rhetorical innit.
new edish for a nice saturday evening>>85399501
Sikhs wonHelpermong lostLush, from Gurbax lid x
Reckon you have to be a proper narcissist to be a TV personality. Imagine thinking you're so special that millions of people want to watch you, specifically on TV and you deserve millions of pounds of licence fee money for doing it. Going to the BBC and pitching your shit new show where the hook is it's you presenting it and you do a silly voice and say your signature catchphrase and act like a twat and everyone wants to watch it because you're just that funny. Can't stand them.
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Helpermong shit it as soon as the penny dropped his landlord had been outed yesterday LUSH Mummy beast next x
500 post, alright then.
