Sunday edishPrev edish >>85399501
I GET BUMMED DOWNI GET BUMMED AGAINYOU'RE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWNI GET BUMMED DOWNI GET BUMMED AGAINYOURE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWNBumming the night awayBumming the night awayyyyHe drinks a shandy drinkHe drinks a WDK drinkHe drinks a VK drinkHe drinks a wokkle drinkHe sings the songs that remind him of the bum timesHe sings the songs that remind him of the bumming timesOH BANTU BOYBANTU BOYBANTU BOOOOYAs it shoulds be xhttps://youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc
literally obsessed. sad!
Haven't had the Sunday scaries in years
Believe it or not some women DO like shorter men.
>>85405191I like seeing tall white women with dwarfism chads
>>85405191no roses do so whats the point
So because I'm 6ft 4 and a half I've missed out on a lifetime of free and easy shagging? Surely it cannot be that easy. I refuse to believe it.
EE'S ARE GOOD EE'S ARE GOOD HE'S EBENEEZER GOODE
the garden of life is a naught without a rose in it
Oxtail soup and a crusty roll
I'm short but have a weirdly large cock. Women will never see it, though.
Gurdwara bum slut
>>85405235Mandingo was only 5'7" lol, but he dominated big cock porn for a decade
Even if a film is four hours long, pausing it and taking a break is mong behaviour. It ruins the pacing of the film. MONGS.
>>85405253You'd have a heart attack if you read that guys post yesterday about watching half a film and watching the other half a few days later
wonder what suffix seeking lad is up to
>>85405250Ron Jeremy is another one . How managed to make a career in porn is beyond me. Nigga looked like super Mario.
>>85405253Bruh you must be joking. If I'm watching a 30 minute episode of a TV show I'm constantly pausing to check phone, piss, kettle.
>>85405259I have some news for you, lad. I'm the same lad, lad. I AM DEBATING WITH MYSELF.
>>85405259I do that all the timesometimes I'll start a movie an hour before bed knowing I won't finish and then make a note of where to resume it. But then I just don't get around to it for a few days
>>85405273guys aren't looking at the guy
And don't get me started on 'special features.' Oh, a 47 minute interview with the editor of the film? What? He just rambles about all sorts of uninteresting bollocks? NO WAY!
Shippy wippy inside helpers hole
>>85405276Wicked one aren't you. I don't think I could do that. I did something similar with a game I got half way through it, dropped it and went back a few months later had had to restart.
>>85405300Games are different. They're not designed to be finished in one sitting. Same with books. Films, however... they should be watched from start to finish UNLESS there's a built in intermission.
>>85405294Wonder if her football team found a new sponsor. Proper grim having a stalker spend 1000 pounds just to unsettle you.
Honestly I think that's why I don't watch films. Probably because i'm unmediated ADHD or it's the commitment to sit there for 2 hours. I wanted to watch the lord of the rings trilogy but after finding out it would take 10 hours to watch all 3 films I changed my mind.
Unmedicated sorry. Please don't mongboy me I'm quite sensitive today x
But for real, how do you get up from an all time low?
>>85405336Sink or swim. You'll know it when you get there. Not giving in is how you get up, then slowly start to build confidence, then away you go.
>>85405317thought preston had the potato lads sponsor or does she support someone else
I don't even watch a Looney Tunes short without pausing.
>>85405350Emily plays football (defender) in some amateur league. one of her youtube friends turned into a creepy stalker so she went no contact and blocked her. The stalker bought a shirt sponsor for Emily's team, which cost her a thousand pounds, just to unsettle Emily. The team didn't realise it was the stalker until after they'd already had the shirts made
>>85405385That sounds funny as fuck
>>85405372I pause youtube shorts to check instagram
Helpers shitty gaped arsehole
IPA
They say racism is generational and internalised. I think that makes sense, for instance just recently I was walking alone at night and a black guy was walking down the pavement coming in the opposite direction. Instinctively, I grabbed my purse, even though logically I know he's not for sale.
Can't believe that greggs wagie qt is 25.
>>85405407>I grabbed my purseYWNBAW
>>85405403inglidh pale ale
>>85405394lol thanks mate, even checked the board proper, i am an oaf.>>85405321>>85405329seems pretty common with age that we all agree '90 minutes is the correct length for a film.'a lot of that has switched to Netflix series and the like. but it really was a trend exemplified by Lord of the Rings, 'moar film = betterer', like that's a FEATURE of getting the DVD release.
Can't believe Tilde fell into the sausage roll machine and got sold to Big Bazza the Third.
>>85405403latvian Pale Ale?
four tendies were not enough.
>>85405417>ninety minutesWhat are you basing this on? Many of the best films ever made are longer than this. Proper 'director's cuts' can completely change a film. Kingdom of Heaven, The Big Red One, Once Upon a Time in America... all made better films.
International Phonetic Alphabet
>he doesn't watch the seven hour cut of Napoleon (1927) in one sitting
I Pee, Ayyy!
This is why I go to the cinema. At home, I will constantly look at my phone or whatever. At the local kinoplex, I can sit and watch a 180 minute long film easy. It womfy desu.
>>85405443Dat funny
any durn lids in? oh aye. x
>>85405444>*government emergency alert goes off*>phones blaring alarms at high volume at different intervals due to being on multiple networks>please do not start a bbq due to wildfire riskYeah enjoy going to the cinema in 2026.
>>85405459I mean yeah that could be annoying if you happened to be there at that specific moment. Lucky thing I wasn't then eh.
>>85405428Everyone told me to watch the theatrical version of Amadeus because director's cut ruins it. I went with the director's cut anyway. Turns out the scene where Constanze gets her tits out is director's cut only. Would have been fucking fuming if I'd listened to them.
>>85405428oh don't get me wrong: there are great 'epic films' and they have me hooked. but i'm with >>85405321 and i think 1 1/2 hours is about right for a one-and-done story.there was a lot of marketing in the early DVD era about 'now with 26 minutes of PREVIOUSLY UNSEEN footage!' and as much as you can say an extended director's cut adds much-needed context to a film (the original ending to Brazil...Christ), so can chopping stuff out.i'm fine with Spider-Man 2.1, i can't say what's new in there that feels unnecessary. but i don't think The Good, the Bad and the Ugly needs that scene with Tuco and his brothers, and the different dubbing is actually distracting. The Fellowship of the Rings doesn't need Sam remarking that he can see some forest elves.i also wish more Star Wars nerds cared about the theatrical edition of The Phantom Menace. we simply have not seen that since we were little kids.
It makes me sad seeing these zoomer bints enjoying and taking photos with their families. Just simple little things like going to a restaurant or enjoying the views of the coast line. I wish I could be happy. I wish my family would have done more things for me.
>>85405468Cackling at this. Incels love making up fictional situations to get angry at.
Brolapsing
>>85405483My 4K of Amadeus is the theatrical cut. It really depends on the individual film. Some longer cuts are just self-indulgent whereas some literally save a film.
I feel more and more like Robin Williams in One Hour Photo every day. Except now he'd be using AI to put himself in the photos with other families and larp about them being his family to others.
is it really worth it lads?
>>85405489Peter Jackson has said the theatricals are the definitive versions. The extended are just for the fans.
>>85405501little lad welcomes the reaper
>>85405492I despise that attitude desu. There really is enough to be miserable enough as it is without exaggerating things innit. It's very much a thing on 4chan now. Endless le blackpill cynical rubbish.
i am NOT checking film screenings that occurred on 14 August at 7pm and you CANNOT prove otherwise
By Harvard's own assessment (provided during the Supreme Court case of discrimination against Asian-Americans), if they only accepted students based on academic scores, the percentage of black students attending would drop from around 12% to 0.67%.This is an example of what I call a 'contextually illegal fact'. It is completely true, but if you use it outside of a context of glowing, exultant praise for the 12%, or if you are yourself known to be a non-regime stooge simply repeating the fact dispassionately, your life can and will be ruined for it.
can't believe Chika was poopdickschizo the whole time. you can't trust anyone any more!
>>85405502i remember watching one scene in the extended version that looked really out of place, I could tell instantly it was an added scene and it really took me out of the movie
>>85405522Who? Like seriously who is that. Please explain this threadlore to me.
is this the DARKEST episode of The Simpsons?
>>85405526Newfag GET LOST!
Zomg X was totally like glup shitto this entire time. Uhhh okay?
>>85405528I think people forget that The Simpsons was not a kid's show. Some of the Halloween specials scared the crap out of me when I was a little one.I think for me though the 'darkest' might be from one of the newer zombie Simpsons episodes where there's this like three or four second gag shown in a much bigger sequence where a young Ralph is dropped on his head as a baby by Wiggum and the face he makes after implies that that's what makes him stupid. Like fucking christ what?! That's horrid.
Wonder what it's like to shag an 18-21 year old female.
>>85405526Gay man from newcastlePays rent by letting his landlord shag him
>>85405553I meant the latter poster. Anyway, untrue.
drunk again...oh well
>>85405502surprised by that, tbqh.i do love the featurettes/appendices (one of the last times behind-the-scenes stuff was interesting, and that includes the CGI). i remember there's a point where he says something like>if it gets cut out, it'll be on the DVD anyway.i think he meant more e.g. the violence, but they DID film a bunch of stuff. i'm guessing a lot of directors want 100% of the shooting script/filmed scenes to be in the final cut, when an editor knows better.re: >>85404989your mam is cool and Harry Potter is good overall. but yeah, book #4 gets into some nonsense and they REALLY trimmed it down. every film from 4-7 could have been two-parters, they would be worse off for it.
>>85405551I've done this, it's quite literally the best thing you can ever experience.
>>85405528This episode scared me as a kid. The one where they all turn inside out was spooky as well.
>>85405553>>85405559nice sameswanning, Chika(only joking m8 all da best <3)
I've noticed more and more shit is going missing and impossible to find after smartphones. Like some random obscure porn...gone or a heavily compressed bad quality version with more watermarks. Just ai slop everywhere now. smartphone users do not care about archiving.
The Harry Potter films really aren't very good adaptations of the books. The series could end up being better, especially if it makes it to the later books and does them justice. Not that I'm a huge Potterhead or anything... I DO remember Prisoner of Azkaban leaving a lot out and one of the later films (Half-Blood Prince maybe?) was just a clusterfuck.
>>85405569Most people experience it at that age. I never got to, which proper sucks.
>>85405579Blatant penisfartanon false flag
>>85405579Private trackers and pirates are the only people who care about archiving and preservation of anything now.
Rock me Amadeus
mirriam margoyles is right about harry potter adults
Shipster inside helpers hole
I wonder what great documentaries the BBC has on iPlayer...oh never mind. Why's it so shit now?
Might have a lickle sesh of role-playing my fantasies with AI again
>>85405577Why would I samepost something like thatAnd hmm okay I get the joke now (doesn't at all)
>>85405528who cares. it's normie slop
>>85405599My mother is far from a harry potter adult. She just likes the films that's all. Twilight on the other hand oh boy when those films came out she went gaga for them she used to watch them on dvd all the time.
>>85405589As if, mate. The ones actually restoring and preserving old films are museums and boutique labels. Private tracker mongs are just gatekeeping autists who don't want people in their special club. They just take other people's hard work and lock it behind turbo autist, impossible to join trackers.
>>85405587It's true though. Lots of old media is lost because hosting is expensive. Archive.org doesn't accept a lot of things.>>85405589Why can't it be public trackers? We need to ensure redundancy in these times.
Lost media mongs are the worst. WHY ISN'T THIS YOUTUBE VIDEO FROM AN OBSCURE UPLOADER NOT AVAILABLE ANYMORE? IT'S LOST!
really need a piss lads, should go to the toilet but struggling to find the motivation tbqh
>>85405618You sound mad, have you not been able to get into one lad? Sorry to hear that, if you ask nicely I can send you an invite code for some. Gatekeeping is a universal good and anything that is not gatekept will inevitably devolve into shit when normies get in.>>85405622Because public trackers open things up to normie parasites.
Mad how the universe will be lost media one day
>>85405631I don't need access. I have pretty much everything I want on physical media. Listen, I'm not mad. I understand why private trackers don't want people ruining it for everyone else, but don't pretend like they're doing anything important. They just rip what other people produce. Surely you can't just send out invites for PTP nowadays? I heard they were completely locked down.
>>85405631Private trackers are the normies. They make you take a fucking interview just to join them. It's like trying to get a corporate job.
>>85405584i always thought it would make a good cartoon series, tbdesu. i know we all like our animes and choppy Into the Spider-Verse 3D animation now, but think like Quentin Blake with full traditional animation.then again, Warner Bros originally wanted to set the films in the US, just some American kids off to rootin' tootin' wizard college. or we could have had some cheap teatime CBBC series like Tracy Beaker.
>>85405652It's even worse than that. You can't JUST do an interview for the tracker you want. You have to work your way up through a bunch of trackers you have absolutely no interest in. It's retarded.
Fried egg sarnie for din dins methinks. Got some damae ramen yesterday (beef flavour), so ramen and a fried egg for tea as well.
>>85405655It would be funny if there's a whole tranny polyjuice potion arc in the new show.
>>85405661Domo arigato mr roboto! x
>>85405679Bet you think you're fucking hilarious you little cunt.
>>85405606are either of those first two any good?a 2010s Theroux on incels or '''MRAs''' could have been decent IMO.picrel was awful. didn't realise until later, it's part of a whole series. they always put the SCURRY PPL in these 1 quid drama masks from The Works. but the dude never gets the spooky dangerous narrative they're clearly pushing for.
Everyone just shut up for the rest of the day. No more posts, okay? Good.
>>85405627depends what it is, IMO. there's a line between losing pointless (but sentimental) stuff from when you were a teenager, to the world losing reasonably well-produced videos. a site goes down or the author deletes everything: 'that's not who i am any more', or some such.i want the old black-and-white Dr Whos back, i want all the old Something Awful Webcam Ward videos back.
Helpers bloodied arse on show
Remember that time Ricky Gervais made a movie where he's literally the smartest man on the planet and he heckin owns Christianity to?
empty life? fill it with alcohol, sorted.
>>85405699*posts at you*
>>85405721far too many SSM and HHL types that cannot handle their drink and scream like children every time they drink the silly juice
This swell lad has a gf and you don't.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyq0kz2l72o
>>85405735corr gonna star bloat maxxing
>>85405720He's always been a twat. Invention of Lying was literally a power fantasy.
I read SSRIs can cause lifelong libido loss. Shan't be getting any meds for this depression now. Masturbating is one of a few things that I look forward to. On the other hand, without a libido, I could probably focus on other things in life and not care about getting pussy so much. Maybe even think about trying to somehow get a job.
>>85405669there was this weird episode of Zoomer Sabrina where the trans kid uses sorcery to turn into a real boy, and then his arm turns into wood and he has to chop it off.i like me some weird witch stuff (from the type of people who would spell it 'wyrd' and 'vvitch') but i just felt incredibly out of the loop with that one. why would some spell 'but with a twist!' care about that?they will absolutely add some OCs to pad out the first 2-3 series of the new Harry Potter (or flesh out minor characters) and it's going to give us SOMETHING. we know in reality people would get polyjuice injections to change sex, get massive willies, become furryfolk, whatever else.i hope they do it. go all-out. give us everything. Hermione turns into a cat, and there's a whole clique of cat-men at Hogwarts who take her in, saying there's nothing wrong with being a cat-person in today's day and age (1994).
>>85405735he looks to be about 6-7 inches taller than her
>>85405760Hermione turns into a cat girl, goes into heat, and then gets gangbanged.
Any lids following the GTA 6 leaks? It does look "good" but at the same time it looks like a modern overhaul of RDR2
>>85405773RDR2 but in GTA is exactly what I wanted desu desu so it's cool with me. When will I ever have the time to play it though I have no idea.
Joyriding deanos btfo.
>>85405735Bet his cock swells up big time corr
>>85405732ive been drunk everyday this week and nobody even noticed
>>85405787Shame the two plod died though
>>85405773Might pirate it, it depends on how rocksaar are planning on releasing it, cost, are some things hidden behind paywalls, blablah and the like.
>>85405795>Shame the two plod died thoughno lol
>>85405787Nothing much of value has been lost, apart from the poor guys car which is now a crumpled mess filled with gypsy soup
>>85405801You'll be packing your bags and going home soon
Sandeep balls deep in helpers crack
>>85405795Probably scum bag power tripping bully boys anyway. I get someone has to police but I don't have any sympathy for police officers dying. Too many have beat me up, shoved me against walls, even put me in the car and knocked my head "accidentally" and drove me to remote locations and left me there. All before body worn video of course.
>>85405808i was born here. the police look the other way while pakis rape white kids, defend this, you wont.
>>85405787One in the centre is a cute twink and probably hung.
>>85405821>i was born hereNo you weren't>the police look the other way while pakis rape white kids, defend this, you wont.It was all consensual
>>85405833>It was all consensualPaedo
>>85405757i lean towards the latter honestly. like i assume (?) a lot of us have had the crazybrain thought of 'being a eunuch wouldn't be so bad'.i've tried a bunch of SSRIs, the common thread is they do turn you into a bit of a robot. but not in some personality-changing way. it's as if yeah you're not as depressed, but you're not as passionate, if that makes sense?if you feel up to watching a documentary, the BBC Panorama 'The Antidepressant Story' is a good'un:https://rumble.com/embed/ucfsd.v2u0dye/>Panorama examines whether the current generation of antidepressant drugs have lived up to their promises, following patients who have suffered serious side effects.there is a sizeable chunk of it dedicated to 'post-SSRI sexual dysfunction' and it's normaloids talking about weaning and Reddit and whatever, but maybe that's just the way the world is. it's a big difference if you're some 20-year-old in a compassionate relationship, compared to some 40-year-old singleton who just wants to clear the fog a bit.
>>85405833revolting beast
>>85405840>i've tried a bunch of SSRIs, the common thread is they do turn you into a bit of a robot. but not in some personality-changing way. it's as if yeah you're not as depressed, but you're not as passionate, if that makes sense?there only purpose is making you not kill yourself, if you're not genuinely planning on killing yourself you shouldnt take them
>>85405837Reminds me of a certain mong who said the same tbqh
>>85405773qrd lad(s)?i saw the map and that one leek video. but from what i played of GTA V, i enjoyed it just as a random city simulator more than a crime/mission game. can we just wander around and have fun?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWVtZJo-HqIthat whole 'emotive' animation feature that The Force Unleashed had too, it felt like the future BRING IT BACK
>>85405787funny how you can look at some people and can tell they're cunts
>>85405577It's modern tea-leaf reading, with a megaphone in the city center, pointing at random people.Fucking loonies lol.
>>85405845yeah i'm glad GPs (or at least mine) have become more honest about this. like it's a stopgap, then you 'wean'.i'm sure they've absolutely saved lives, and that's wonderful. for as much doom-and-gloom there is about 'i can't wank any more', there's also 'holy shit i feel normal again'.ultimately the choice rests with >>85405757-kun. it's just a bit shite they can't say 'oh yeah you NEED these pills' like with antibiotics or something.
Wonder who plays the role of the bottom. To think all the cute roses fancy him but he is not into tuppence.
>>85405874could be versatile lad
>>85405855One on the left in orange probably spoke like a gangster twat. Bet they all had girlfriends too because they were "bad boy" types. I expect some girls are even crying over them.
need to get on whatever meds make me not sad between 1am and 7am
>>85405895SIeeping tablets?
Wandras wuppence getting explored by Afghan asylum seekers
>>85405884The tall lad with nice biceps is a cute twink. Bet he is HUNG. He most likely is the top.
>>85405895>>85405905mirtazapine
>>85405905i guess? don't they just knock you out and you don't feel rested when waking though?always thought that seemed counter intuitive to insomnia desu
Watching the signal, and have to comment immediately on the opening scene. Paula would be getting her head kicked in before anybody got chance to open the door.SIDS loving crazy arse bitch who hates her kids type, methinks.
yeah f*ck it i'm some sort of 'romance pervert'can things not just be cute? like you see a 'cute couple' (of whatever sex) and think 'n'awwh'?am i wrong in my brain??
>>85405787Bet they're lovely and warm down in Hell
>>85405916depends on the tablets really.i mean in hospital they can just knock you out for an operation (the equivalent to heroin, or just actual heroin) but that's not like a good night's sleep.there's a pleasant 'weee, yay, :)' effect to zolpidems and zopiclones. then you just tucker down for the night, no horrific reversal the next morning (even if you're still a bit tired). it's no surprise to me American lassies get into their Ambiens.
>>85405855Don't judge a book by its cover. These lads were all probably going to be top scientists and doctors.
>>85405947like you, big man? xx
>>85405787future warehouse workers and trappers
>>85405855They seem like the sort that would throw a banana at you in the supermarket and find the whole situation hilarious.>yo blad calm down it's just a fucking banana innit, don't go crying to mummy>eyy mate you ok no hard feelings ok *bursts out laughing*I'm glad they're fucking dead.
taking roses to the souk to buy spices and fake birkins
>>85405955I don't want to slave because it would be with immigrants and dickheads like that.>>85405957Yes most likely if they weren't already turning to a life of crime.
Is it true that the german word for gay is poopenschlapper?
it's lads like these you have to watch out for.it's not the 'deanos' who hurt people, is it?
>>85405983hang on i'll ask my German flatmate.yeah, it's true.^ that was him.
>>85405975ah right, but being a doctor isn't slaving though is it big lad, you'd could that right?
>you'd could that right
Why a girl who is only in her mid twenties do this to herself? Looks fucking disgusting. I am not attracted to that thing. She is regretting her choices in life...what a surprise. Mental illness.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8CM_KYeEZg
>>85406021wow pretty good with the grammar aren't you big lad, think you'll be getting a job with Collins and moving out of the box room any time soon? no?
>>85406011I wouldn't be surrounded by thickos and immigrants in a career that isn't minimum wage.
>>85406036>fancying crazy bitchesAy yo ye not doing much better in the ed yersen pal a git mi.
Shippiwippington
>>85406040Lad he's done you. Get over it
>tfw no twinks on grindr any more>tfw too old for twinks now>just old balding men and transvestites nowYou may get laid easily but it won't be with the ideal hung twink in trackies.
>>85406036Why don't you leave her a comment saying you don't find her attractive big boy? I'm sure she'll be in tears over it.
>>85405627Why aren't the marmiteman4 videos available anymore?
>>85406080She blocks comments from haters. There would be no point. Only positive people are allowed to comment these days.
>>85406036He's trying to fish for your information, don't bite >>85406080
>>85406056She's got a inked up bf. They are the perfect match for each other. She makes him do everything while she sits around doing fuck all in her work from home own business.
>>85406089Yeah lad I wouldn't use a real account anyway. I just watch and dislike them videos.
you DO shave your eyebrows down along with your beard, right, /britfeel/?you're not one of those guys who doesn't set a guard on his clippers and get the ol' caterpillars trimmed down...?
>>85406102The hair wench does it for me.
I've been posting in these threads for years and I'm not even a bong, but then again, what are you gonna do about it?
Bit weird innit?, the whole sex before a relationship thing. Mental even.
>>85406124Are you Algerian?
>>85406140I assure you I'm not.
Corrr love looking at the roses on the women's series darts
>>85406145I might be but no one would know
>>85406124We know anon, but we heard rumours you have a fit mum, so we're keeping you around waiting for the day you have a massive row with her and post her tits as payback.Remember that thing she did when you were a child? I'd be livid, me.
>>85406146Former roses lad. They are prunes now.
Me? I live in china.Where? Have you heard of the great wall?, it's actually a massive chinese commie block, and I live somewhere in that, in the kung fu province.
Dizzy with Mister Shippy
>>85406108i miss Crosslad.
>>85406124i will feel very, very sad.imagine if you were the 'it's already 10am here' 9am poster from earlier. my heart couldn't take it.
Badge collection coming on strong
i know 'nu simpsons is bad' is a stunning and brave take but have you lads seen just how bad it is? i was watching it the other day and i was honestly just laughing at it thinking how bizarre it was a whole writers room sat together churned this out and thought it was good
>>85406213I always get warnings when I look at review links, so never bother.
seasideMARK OUT HAVING A FEW JARS.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyEG06CyXwM
>>85406213Unless you get a bonus why bother
>>85406243its quite hideous really, gamifying drudgery like that
>>85406224the last new one i saw was a parody of hamilton and it was pretty crap. wonder if they're going to fuck it off after the film
>>85406224Every now and again I watch one that "actually pretty good", and they're always just bland at best, and something about the whole style of the series now is off-putting. It all looks wrong, and the voices are all off.The last clip I saw was one where Marge catches Bart reading manga about robots and complains that he's going to be an incel. the people writing this are like 60. They have no idea what they're talking about.
Why aren't they putting the fresh roses on?
>>85406243There's a few different bonuses called enhanced service payments, one for getting good ratings, one for meeting ETAs, there's one just for Next I think it's like 20p for every Next parcel as long as you've done more than 20 in the invoice period and deliver 98% of the Next parcels you get on the day they are manifested
>>85406306They don't want people cooming too early and turning the programme off, obviously. One can achieve a semi with these, but it's hard to spaff.
Corrr love it when you roll a good medjool date haul (or any other fruit really). When they are just at the perfect stage of ripeness. It great.Anyway, cam on Newcastle. R.I.P. King Kev.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmqU_ARQJfU
>>85406243Imagine being this detached from reality.
>>85406349managed to catch him outside St James in 2008 and got my shirt signed legend
>>85406373Very nice. Makes me emotional, this.
Shippington Wippy
>>85406192Nta but that was me x
>>85406315>there's one just for Next I think it's like 20p for every Next parcel as long as you've done more than 20 in the invoice period and deliver 98% of the Next parcels you get on the day they are manifested
Based based basedLovely goalington that was
Gary Neville just said that the goal was gaping openZomg that's an epic britfeel moment XD
https://youtu.be/2HhvrO2umu0
>>85406446i dare you to rewrite this post as if you weren't in 'insecurely trying-to-impress /britfeel/' mode.go onnn. as a daft writing exercise.
>>85406455UhhhBut that was the point of the post. Le epic in-joke. It is like saying "now type your post without letters or numerals". Just doesn't make sense does it?
It's getting better, I bet they bring out the supermodels in the final
>>85406475Originally would.
Anyone watch the dorking wanders youtube series? Wonder if Mark sacks himself this season.
corr did a big 600hz cut on the EQ and these cans are sounding LUSH
Back on the Hobby Gobby ruby but only got two cans of it left. Then I'll be on c*rlsberg.
>>85406463i still challenge you.
>>85406485Is that the pub football team thing? If so, I have mate who genuinely thought it was real, and sat and watched a 90 min game.
>>85406501which brand and model, canlad?what amp are you using?love me beyerdynamics and fosi amps
>>85406526I can't do impossibilities I'm afraid. Dunno what you're angle is breh.
>>85405787As David Starkey said after the 2011 riots, the whites have turned black.
>>85406533I think that might be another thing similar. It's an ongoing documentary about a club in non-league, like the wrexham thing but this was going on before that was even an idea. It's pretty good if you like your football.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uPb_QcHHshw
>>85405795The plod would happily arrest you for edgy tweets about ooga boogas. They're footsoldiers of ZOG. Fuck 'em.
>>85406552just some pretty cheap sennheisers honestly but i'm liking them
That is more like it corrr
sniffing wops' match worn panties after shes had another game bossing the back four
>>85406671Only if she had a large portion of fish and chips the night prior proper pongy
Shippy molesting a well used helper hole
>>85406213Where's your badge for being a moaning cunt?
Having an Xfm phase again
'real fake doors' is the only thing funny from rick and morty and its basically just a rip off of 'free real estate' from tim and ericok thanks for having me
Good on you EvriLad, there is nothing wrong with taking pride in doing a good job. I hope you don't take it personally when we have a pop at the lads and lasses that are not as thoughtful as you and the company as a whole.
W I S S A
REAL FRENSHOW MANY OF USTRUST ISSUES
>>85406847i'm a deadbeat cousin i hate family reunions x
>>85405263I got back home after my trip out and thought about what I had done.
is there anyway to get a youtube account without a phone number?
>>85406801Lazy bastard can't even carry a box of pop from his shitty little car to a house.
THERE'S A WULLET IN THE GUNTHER'ES A FIRE IN MY HEARTALWAYS SAY THAT I'M YOURS AND I'LL SAY YOUR MINE
SUCK MY LITTLE VEINY SHAFT YOU DIRTY MONGS
Tried to have a wank but just couldn't get into it. Got me jerkin but not cummin.
Sikh bulls
>>85406847I do not interchange trust and faith like most people. I have faith people will do/say the right thing, I don't trust they will. >>85406857I am the weirdo that hardly speaks in groups. I have never 'connected' with a single human being in my life. I am an outsider even amongst my family.
last thing you wanked off to, lads?
Quite the sickening end to that match. Would have taken a draw before the game though so it's whatever. I am coping.
>>85407025similar script to last yearat least Isak didn't step up
>>85407032Looked like he wanted to but he was held back. Probably a good idea desu.
Shippy auditing gapes and taking names
dadberg went around the house and put new taps in, new taps are on tap de laaaads
>>85406975>. I have never 'connected' with a single human being in my life. I am an outsider even amongst my family.common traits amongst nonces
Gonna try out an e-scooter again. As terrifying as it was, I kind of want to give it another go. Hopefully no arsehole drivers will beep me next time.
Is filmkinolad here? Just watched cinema paradiso. What an amazing film. The score by Ennio morricone migh be his best. Not gonna lie lads but i teared up a bit. The theme of nostalgia and seeing the passage of time and regrets made me sad, but in a good way
playing ruth the "go ape" CD that came with wonkey wong country
>>85406975>Though my father and mother forsake me, the Lord will receive me.
>>85407100walk it to a car park to get use to it
not right what happened to Duffy
>>85407101Oh aye, that's a great film. Got the 4K Arrow Academy and it looks lush in HDR. You might enjoy some Taviani Brothers films. I would recommend The Night of the Shooting Stars. Maybe De Sica's Miracle in Milan as well.
Auditing gaped arse
hauled in front of the council of twelve for publicly denouncing the necromage
Hauled in front of SPACCA for diddling a tadpole.
In modern day britain the sikh is the landowner and the white guy rents. What went wrong?
>>85406431and what's wrong with that frogmong?>>85406739You've got them all
just watched dirty ho
>>85407263Bro why you so aggy bro. Calm your tits doon eh.
>>85407330Can't handle getting back what you dish out?
Evrimong is the star personality of modern britfeel. You may not like it but it's the truth. He is the backbone of this thread.
Fullstop mong is trying to wind the thread up again.
>>85407344Well first of all you're on about 20 pence for 20 deliveries which is 4 quid. Sweet fuck all my lad. I wouldn't get out of bed in the morning for less than 50k per annum.
Shabana Mahmood MP auditing Welpers bottom
Scottish Chinese rose
>>85407349Thanks lad, you are blessed with on time deliveries left in a secure location>>85407362Are you genuinely stupid mate?>bonuses called enhanced service payments>bonusesIt's on top of the regular amount>I wouldn't get out of bed in the morning for less than 50k per annum.Yeah we know you're a lazy dosser who's never had a job
>>85407428Alright bro fairs fair just don't think I'd graft for a 4 quid bonus. My usual Christmas bonuses are in the 4 figure ballpark minimum. We can agree to disagree.
>>85407439Yeah you're a proper thicko. It's 20p per Next parcel, the minimum to get the bonus is 20 Next parcels in an invoice period which is per month if you're too thick to figure that out, Next is easily 10-20% of the total volume, so 500 parcel a week you're looking at least 50 Next, 1000 a week at least 100 Next, that's 40-80 quid a month extra just for doing the job, then it's a couple quid a day for getting ratings, couple quid a day for meeting ETAs, the bonuses work out to a couple hundred quid a month minimum, multiplied by 12 that's a 4 figure ballpark. Can you prove yours? No, I didn't think so
>>85407263you finish 4 hour shift just now
>>85407468No lad I started at 9am finished at 11am and got 40 quid base rate, few Next and I got my ratings and met my ETAs
>>85407475My evri driver used to be a nice single mum but recently it's been a guy of middle eastern origin. Not on really, wish I could complain about it.
>>85407490If you want something doing properly you do it yourself, that's how you can complain. You got a car or van, lad? Sign up, get grafting on the parcels, don't you think all the other customers would appreciate seeing a nice young lad doing his part?
>>85407466I'm happy for you lad. For me at the end of the year I'm clearing an easy 9k to roughly 15k bonus. That's on top of the quarterlys. All in all you're talking shy of 60 grand it tots up to on the bonuses alone. I'm not trying to be a dick, I worked hard and sacrificed to get to the position I'm in today and while I'm rewarded with a generous pay packet I do take a lot of responsibility on my shoulders.Not knocking your delivery gig, genuinely good to see a lad putting in a day's work.
>>85407510I've got a car but I've got really bad social anxiety so being a delivery driver wouldn't be for me
Damae ramen beef flavour, (I forgot how to spell) sheesh kebab and fried egg for tea was nice.
I wouldn't get out of bed in the morning for less than 51k per annum.I also get 21p bonus per Next package
>>85407514Keep changing your story, pal. Just don't believe you, like you won't believe me either when I tell you've I've had jobs where I was getting paid 110 grand a year, or that I'm doing the deliveries to bootstrap a startup, and how my agents are building while I'm grafting, and ironically when I've got a van I can be pulling in 50-60 grand a year>>85407517It would help with that though lad, each small interaction with a customer is low pressure, you just say hello or good morning, thanks, have a nice day, whatever, it's not a big deal, but each one is a small step towards feeling more confident in yourself
Sunday scaries are coming on string tonight lads.
>>85407527I like the sesame oil flavored ones
Evrilad just ignore the mongs.
>>85407542Alright lad fairs fair but there's no need to start making up stories and being silly. Word to the wise from one worker to another you won't get far in the business world like that if you ever get a proper job. Only takes one audit and the house of cards comes tumbling down. Seen it happen.
Evrilad do you think you're better than us? Hard to tell. Yes, I'm a mong.
>>85407594of course he's better than you, he has over 9000 goodgoy points (no cash value)
>>85407567i dont start worm untill tomorrow evenin so im having a drink now, maybe you could have one one drink wont hurt
might sleep in til 10 tomorrow
Who was the most inbetween inbetweener?
Broadbridge auditing helper hole
might sleep in til 11 tomorrow
Carly was such a piece of shit.
ive never seen the inbetweeners
>>85407582He is a proper mong>>85407587Practice what you preach>>85407594At delivering parcels? probably. In general? no, everyone is equal
What makes me cringe about the inbetweeners is that lad who still looks like he's from the show. His entire life is still playing the character he played as a boy but now he's a man in his 30s, same haircut as well. Sad.
grown man seething a fictional child, hes a real winner
>>85407655>Everyone is equal Not me, im a mong
>>85407656Could you be more specific on what actor you mean? Most people keep the hairstyle they had as a teen.
>>85407674Had to look up his name as I didn't know what he was called nor did I watch when it originally aired but his name is James Buckley he okayed the character Jay
>>85407677His hair isn't that bad to be honest. Joe Thomas has worse hair.
Imagine doing this to welper >>85407092
>>85407682you're that 'asexual' that makes gay fanfiction about sean arnt you. you browse gay threads aswell? come out of the closet you coward
>>85407674>Most people keep the hairstyle they had as a teen.Baldys will not like this one
>>85407577Not tried that, desu.
>>85407696Well I am partial to a few gape posts every now and then x
>>85406883You can get a basic Google account with just an email address but you're limited to videos less than 15 mins.
>>85407527>sheesh kebab
>>85407726seriously? the fuck is the point of that
>>85407682Imagine a Sikh Bull doing that to welper
>>85407739It's for tin foil hatters who don't have phones to register an account.
>>85407746why would you make an account if you can watch full videos without an account nonsensical stuff like this is so tiresome about the internet
Purchased that Sex and Zen 2. Corrr.
>On a standard 16.00 bottle: You pay 12.19 in total tax (9.52 duty + 2.67 VAT). Roughly 76% of the purchase price is tax.christ
WANKING TO TIKTOK SLURS
>>85407787SSM in tears
>>85407787I knew that for years. Cigs might be even higher tax.
>>85407755Watchlists, commenting, etc. Write actions, not limited to read actions.I'm not condoning it, I'm just fucking sick of the phoneless mong who bangs on about accounts, email addresses etc and when given a somewhat viable solution to his lack of phone turns into him prattling on about IT NOT MY FAULT THO and nitpicking and getting in his own way.Every. Single. Time.That lad that posted the other day about some posters here not wanting solutions or having the minerals to do anything about their perceived problems is bang on.>Want an email with no phone needed? Proton Mail.>Want an account at YouTube to do your 'write' actions? Sign up with just email, no phone needed.>>Need a phone? Get a burner from Tesco, get a SIM on the way out, pay cash for credit at the checkout and get a receipt, tap the code into your phone to redeem (saar).DONE.
>>85407789>SLURSlove a good TikTok slur me
>>85407792they must have make a packet off Smirnoff lad >>85407795basterds
>>85407797BUT BUT BUT I DONT HAVE PASSPORTIT NOT MY FAULTTHIS CUNTRY IS SHITCANNOT LEAVE
>>85407787>>85407806I just check and was correct >>85407795 on cigs 79.7% on Benson Hedges Blue King Size.
5 fewer bally-wearing northern roadmen dickheads roaming around4 million to go
>>85407797are you the same lad miffed about someone going on about pissing to?
>>85407736yar das reet
>>85407797There's no tescos where I live (Turkey)
Auditing helpers hole
Do you lads like apples?How do you like these apples?
>>85407863look at dem apples
>>85407830Nope, not me. I am bored of excuses from moaning phoneless mong. Have no opinions on piss.
>>85407835See you on the next thread making excuses and getting in your own way, yeah?
Might get a mobile from Tesco and not sign up for YouTube out of spite
might get two mobiles from tesco
Kinda annoys me that even blue boards on 4chan have adverts with borderline soft core porn. Like I'm browsing /ck/ to get recipes, i shouldn't be looking at a jiggling ass. Makes it hard to defend my time on here to normal people
>>85407835There's lots of Tescos here in the south of england where I live. There's lots of Turkish immigrants here though.
>>85407797You didn't offer a solution though. I already told you you need an ID to activate a SIM card now. It's called KYC. And protonmail doesn't let you sign up without a phone number if you're on a dynamic IP. You're stuck in 2016
>>85407934*shakes fist*damn you, mr sneaky
>>85407950> And protonmail doesn't let you sign up without a phone number if you're on a dynamic IPYeah it does. Are you thick?
>>85407950>I already told you you need an ID to activate a SIM card nowJust not true is it pal
Proper mong conversation this
>>85407950You can walk into any shop selling SIMs and get a pay as you go without any ID checks. I know this cos I did it with EE and 3 a few weeks ago.
>I can't get into the building>what are you talking about? there's stairs to the entrance right there>but I'm in a wheelchair>UGH SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T WANT SOLUTIONS
You absolute weapon.
>>85407979You really asked AI? Fucking hell, you thick cunt. You need castrating.
>>85407960No it doesn't>>85407965It ishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prepaid_mobile_phone>In January 2020, research found that governments of 155 countries have SIM registration laws such as a mandatory KYC or other type of legal identification verification at the point of sale; in some countries, prepaid users must submit biometrics like photos and fingerprints.[1] Since July 2013, at least 80 countries globally (including 37 on the African continent) have mandated, or are actively considering mandating, the registration of prepaid SIM users.[14]>>85407973did you add credit to it? with cash or card?
>>85407986I have literally signed up for ProtonMail from a dynamic IP address numerous times.
>>85407979>source: redditProbably some post from 8 years ago when you could still do this. You can't even access reddit now without an account.
Wow an immigrant mayor and a Turkish woman. I've seen it all now.
Sikhs sparking helpers hole
Never going on an e-scooter again. Some knobs almost knocked me off the scooter by speeding past me and opening up the passenger door. So shook up I had to walk the scooter on the pavement to the closest parking area.Absolutely fucking cursed, I am.
>>85407992Cool but the UK has no registration requirement
>>85408020yeah if you want a useless piece of plastic. If you want to actually activate it you do
>>85408023Nice fantasy but it's activated as soon as you pop it in your phone
>>85407992https://files.catbox.moe/86h3v3.mp4Me signing up for a ProtonMail account from dynamic IP address.If you are quick you can change the password and claim it as yours.
>>85408027You added credit with a card or something then>>85408034I tried to do it years ago and it wouldn't let me. In the end I had to get one of those cockli addresses. Sadly I lost the password
corr these american asmrtists are lush.
>>85408040>I tried to do it years ago and it wouldn't let me.You wouldn't even entertain the idea you were wrong and I was right. Have a word with yourself.
If lads can't go round wearing balaclavas because it's "intimidating" then they need to make women take off their scary costumes. This is Great Britain, not Iran. Women have freedoms here.
>>85408040No pal you can buy a sim card from any shop for 1 bong, pop it in your phone, it's activated immediately, you can then receive calls and messages with no top up required. Only caveat is that if you don't top up it will be deactivated after 6 months or something>I tried to do it years ago and it wouldn't let meProbably because you're using some gimped locked down privacymong browser
What if lads start wearing burkas on their mopeds instead?
>>85408064I'm not wrong though. Just because it works on your IP doesn't mean it works on everyone else's. Besides these accounts will randomly lock you out and demand a phone number for security purposes. Gmail did the same thing.
>>85408071you need an active number or you'll eventually get locked out by a random 2fa security check
When was the last time someone wearing a burka committed a crime?
>>85408101They committed a crime the moment they put their feet on our land.
>>85408107What crime would that be?
>>85408085>I'm not wrong thoughYou are. Literally.GETTING IN YOUR OWN WAY.
The wagies are getting ready for bed. Another long week of slavery awaits. Me? Probably watch some kinos on mum's subscriptions. Hope it's worth it wagies for your holidays and material crap.
>>85408111Crime of taking over my fucking country and making it fucking shit for me.
Immigrants > NEETs
It's been over a year lads. I miss her even though she would never cared about me.
>tfw own a phone and have 0 issues with accounts
It's definitely Abdul's fault. That's why your life is shit mate x
>>85408160I don't have a phone and luckily I made a Google account in 2003.
She'd probably still be here today if she went to our country.
>>85408164Yeah it is. Think of all the entry level jobs taken by immigrants. Can't even get one of them these days.
Foreign land owners bullying white rentoids
Can't do anything without a phone now. The government should give them out for free if they're going to make you require one for every service.
>>85408180Do you work? Or are you a NEET?
>>85408175She got what she deserved for abandoning her country.
I have no plans for the future. I just live each day like it's my last. Why would I want to stress myself out trying to work out how to get into work and then be in a job I'll hate? I don't get the rewards like shagging and travelling. Therefore you will not be getting my labour. Work for me cunts and immigrants. I don't fucking give a shit.
Imagine telling people 100 years ago that currency itself would be privatised. No more cash, you have to ask permission from a bank to be allowed to make transactions and pay a monthly subscription for the privilege of doing so. Even libertarian types would have thought this was too far.
>>85408191I'm an obvious long term NEET.>>85408199No girl deserves to bleed out on some dirty train floor.
>>85408215what if the girl was wearing a burka
Would life really be better if I worked? I don't think it would be. If you're not interested in anything, earning more money doesn't make much sense. You can easily live off bennies and have all the entertainment at home.
I want a job as public toilet female arse cleaner. Basically I live in the toilet and after the female has taken a big stinky poo I lick their asshole clean. I only survive on the poo. If I don't eat the poo then I die simple as.
I'm obsessed with chubby girls. I don't even look at skinny ones these days. Went to the pub tonight and there was this chubby brunette in the table next to me and I swear every drop of my blood went straight to my dick to the point I almost pass out.
Took some lorazepam. Gonna have a chill evening x
>>85408245Do what you want, mate. It doesn't impact my life that greatly whatever you do. Whatever makes you happy.
It's that time of night where I randomly feel like my life is still fixable before I sleep and make the same ol mistakes again tomorrow
>>85408286I'm not happy either way. Some of us are designed to be leeches.
>>85408287Wake up and start things backwards. Supper when you wake up, tea and dinner time then dinner at teatime, finish the day with breakfast and head to be.
>>85408287Same. It all starts with waking up and then saying to myself just an hour or two on here, then I'll sort out the room.
pretending to like bladee to pull underage girls
>>85408303should pretend to be an immigrant, then you can get away with it.
>>85408288Maybe you should be asking different life question then.
>>85407950>You're stuck in 2016he says, stuck in 2016 himself x
Welper becoming a gay Sikhs sex slave
>>85408308who's to say that i'm not an immigrant lad x
getting stoned and watching ratatouille
The simplest solution would be to use a YouTube alternative.
>>85408311I'm not, I'm aware the internet is shittier now
Me? Might watch Rush Hour.
>>85408319You did about 5 min ago, but then deleted the post so we can't prove it. Ya sneaky forren fuck ya.
phwoar gud brekkenborgiantraditional scotch mealroast beef innitbit overcooked dare sayethverilynonetheless delectable taste intactshalt hafta play closer attention next timebeef is rawableso overcooking is pointlessand wun should eat beef wiv the handlike a novgorodian serf eating rye bread wiv the fingersdat is true beefwiv an aberdeenshire puddin' on the sidePHWOOOAAAR PROPA GUD DISS
>>85408337forgot to take ur meds lad? x
>>85408339Are you Scottish, you're not appropriating are you?
>>85408345Nope, don't take any.Stop being an angry pooftah, and just have fun, weirdo.
>>85408303I like Bladee for years since the collab with Varg.
Life is so grim for a British lad like me stuck in this shit country. I want to emigrate. Maybe I should just get a dinghy and let the seas take me away.
>>85408368See (hear) also "Yxguden" with Evian Christ. Recommended.
Imagine a 54 year old man shagging 20 year old women.
>>85408372Where would you go and what would you do if you could?
>>85408408I dunno lad. Just probably end up back at this shithole country knowing my luck.
I would move to Japan. Sure they wouldn't mind a whitey such as myself.
>>85408429Sadly no. A trust society means no immigrants. Soon as they make exceptions all sorts will flood in and turn it to shit.
Remembering when I used to unironically watch Sargon of Akkad.
8 hours until Quints of ones.Reading in bed is more comfy now it's cooler. Night.
>>85408463You calling in and saying you'll be late to work, then trying to get it?Also nighty night.
Have you not heard of a binor are these chips on the floor for a reason?Ah, I see, you've got fat fingersand they're all greasy like your face
Might buy an e-bike
>>85408489why not just use the e scooters scattered around the entire country?
Shipper choking out Welper then vigorously butt fucking his lifeless body
Do you think DVDlad and Blad are happy?
>>85408535well one of them is suicidally depressed so probably not
i am with Lollers who is with me on YouTube alternativeslike we came up with <video> tags because Flash Player and RealPlayer applets etc were bad.we have invented a WORSE problem aaaaa(look lads. it's about THE INTERNET it's WHERE WE LIVE)
Might become a chinese fisherman, seems fun. Don't even need a rod with cormorants .https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hAZJ29VHuo
>>85408543Both of them are.
i don't know if there's a single lad who's actually happy in life here.
might put the rest of the tendies in the air fryer.
>>85408602Lollers seems pretty happy.
>>85408602I am for minuscule moments occasionally, but overall, I'm sad angry and lonely.
I am happy when I am tending my digital farm.
Hoping there's a cool card coming tomorrow, lads. It's mental, proper cool it is.
>>85408611Lollers as a person cracks me up, mannot just what he says, but the fact there's been this poster for 3+ years going>Filthy nonce.meanwhile out in meatspace he just has a gf and goes out with mates sometimes, and all that.
Watching Spaced s1e2
Watching Peep Show s5e3
>>85408692>>85408711Paging one upping lad
>>85408476corrrr remember this lad'lolsorandumb' internet stuff, maybebut it's like Homestar Runner where i RESPECT italso his band (Savlonic) have some solid pop bangers. he seems like a nice bloke, really. lots of stuff that falls flat but maybe that's the internet.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wX8AbBWc08ooo aye.
Wish I had a cat. If I lived alone I'd get a cat. Buy them a cat tree and some fancy cat gadgets. Oh aye.
>>85408724S T R O N G B A D
99.9% of stand-up comedians are shite. I can name maybe 3 to 5 that are genuinely funny.
Cat rescue place is where I got my mog from. Best pal now.
>>85408737Name three x
Who would you banish from the next thread? You have three slots.>inb4 me
>>85408737Never understood why comedians talk about stand up like it's the purest/most prestigious form of comedy. They only get laughs because they perform for a crowd and it's human nature to laugh when you hear others laughing. Listen to it without laughter and you would think most of it is just shit. I'm much more impressed if a comedian can write a good sitcom.
>>85408752Stewart Lee Frankie BoyleStavros Halkias
>>85408763'me' referring to you? nah lad you're probably all right. ME, though.also the anon who goes into mad rages, and (bit of a wildcard) MSlad but NOT out of malice, i just wonder what he'd get up to on a /britfeel/-free day. he'd probably come back with all these Pidgeys, wouldn't be?
for me?if you present yourself as a nonceyoure a nonce regardless of what else garn on
>>85408785not a bad list and i WON'T be pretending otherwise.Frankie Boyle did some fun shows post-Mock-the-Week. then yeah maybe he got a bit TOO woke, whatever.for me? it's the fact that Alexei Sayle had this whole series as an alternative contrarian (dare i say) communist comedian. and then it was utter shite.maybe some of the middle-class Footlights lads are all right x
I had a friend who would go on trans people's Facebook profiles and report them so they have to use whatever name was on their ID, which was usually their dead name. Cruel, looking back it was funny at the time.
>>85408741Lots of the ones near me insist on giving them outside access which I think is honestly complete bollocks. No wonder there are so many strays. Cats can be perfectly happy as indoor cats.
>>85408821VERY specific, lad.'your ID' = 'your name' was nonsense, Google pushed all that shite with Google Wave then on to YouTube. but Facebook was one of the first person where i noticed all the 'alt' pronouns creeping in. frankly it's settled (and good for them) but you could be a 'zey' for a while? who was demiromantic sapiosexuall?
Watching Spaced s1e3
>>85408797I use the site, I like /x/, /pol/, /boobs/, /vp/. That's about it, but /g/ in the past, /vg/, /b/. That's it, not really looked at other stuff despite being a 10yr newfag. /bant/, had a look there as well, tried /bix/ but I'm a thicko.Might treat myself and go to teh local pokeshop tomorrow, see what they have. Might not, depends if I get weed sorted. Need that first.Want to see a cool card I got?, need to try and get the little dirt specs off it (only a few, but a few too many).
>>85408797Cool af, amarite.
>>85408821Did they have a mobile phone or passport?
>>85408825Mine is indoors. Much better.
>>85408692>>85408711These are my two go to's as well
>>85408692>>85408858corrr you're getting there.very comfy series. picrel is one of my favourite jokes, when you get to it in series 2.
/tuppence/ is a bit niche
Just want little cat fren. Life is grim. Maybe I should just grab a stray.
>>85408949Check yer local RSPCA, anon.
>>85408965I got dogs. They do not like cats. It wouldn't work. Used to be a dog person, now I like cats too. WOW IS ME.
>>85408980They can get along, many people have dogs and cats. I knew somebody who had a rottweiler, a doberman and a cat. But not sure if it would be best to either have kitten with older dogs, or older cats with puppies. But also it is a nervous thing, I'd imagine.
>>85409029My dogs are very friendly with other dogs so if I introduced a cat slowly they'd probably be chill.
Watching Spaced s1e4
Never even sniffed a foid's knickers
I have stolen and sniffed various female undies over the years.
Might think about a new thread soon
just want are helperlad back
NEW THREAD >>85409336NEW THREAD LADS>>85409336NEW THREAD
Mr Opodopolis
