Jaffa cake editionPrevious thread >>85405174
Me winner now.
been thinking of getting a 3 pack of fruitcake for $40 cdn off amazon
Ok, bedtime for me. Big day of doing bugger all tomorrow.
You lads ever cry? I love a good cry
>>85409595I've cried more in my 30s than in have done probably in my entire life
>>85409382The novelty is starting to wear off for me now. At the moment I just exist
>>85409595Got bullied for being a crybaby as a kid and now I never do it
>tiktok.com/@gossip.goblin/video/7673168921335287054Quite delectable, is it notX
I had a dream about buying Lego and now I want to buy Lego. What the fudge are they putting ads in our dreams now?!
It's honestly pretty remarkable how normoids are using OG incel lingo such as "-maxxing" on the reg now>zerohedge.com/medical/fibermaxxing-craze-forces-big-food-reformulation-cyclePeople largely do not realize how got dang far upstream of internet/mainstream culture this place here actually sits, it really is exactly like in that human centipede meme pic lol
Back on the night guard. I tried to fix my sleeping pattern I really did, never mind.
>>85410676You know what could help? Getting a job
>>85410712Then who will keep britfeel alive during the night?
>>85410792>Then who will keep britfeel alive during the night?Me
>Teen joyrider killed in A66 police car crash was awaiting trial for racially abusing and assaulting officers it's revealed as grieving widow of cop who died in carnage says 'the pain of losing him is beyond words'
good morning de lads im back after a 30 day ban arent i oh yes i am learnt my lesson have i oh yes i have
>X is useful information tooWish cuckGPT lunaberg 5.6 would cease spouting this canned nonsense line as well every other prompt phwoar
>>85410870Welcome back little lad
just woke up, work in 45, knackered af but the show must go on, it monday x
Back's fucked from the other thing yesterday, might have to go on the opiates ASAP my dudes
Arsehole is fucked from the other thing yesterday, might have to go on the opiates ASAP my dudes
>>85411179Trip on, pencil neck
Pointless to make an effort when you can't even move out on minimum wage and no woman will be interested in you. Ugly, low IQ men like me never had it worse.
Rise and shine, champs. It's monday morning. Time to go to work!
Go to work on an egg.
me? egg for brekkie before work
Ruthmong's unwashed eggs
Some rounds I go to proper dosser council flats, they've all got brand new cars, motability scheme obviously.Reform claim they want to stop PIP except for the "most seriously disabled", translation: all except the motability scheme, because the politician's mates own motability.The UK is absolutely corrupt, only difference between us and some third world corruption is that our corruption is enshrined in law.
>>85411064Throwing out my 2024 Tramadols.
Morning de lids that right me lids
phwoar big pooperstein dat wun
>>85410472for me?poopmaxxin'phwoaaar
I wonder if the DEI push in my company ended because seniors realised that it's impossible to have an intelligent business conversation with these coons and results were starting to suffer. Whatever the reason, it's refreshing to hear a CEO say 'we are equal enough and are going to deprioritise unnecessary peripheral activities' on an all-staff call last week. Maybe there is still hope for Britain.
Sandra getting her arse raped
Might post the mummy beast deeds today
>>85411870Big day ahead then fella? Got the checklist ready. Coffee on tap. Fingers stretched, ready to write hundreds of posts filled with utter drivel again to an audience of about 3 other people.Me? Got a day off, going for a long walk now.
Mummy beasts oiled up bum hole
>>85411870>Might post the mummy beast deeds todayYou wont
Heard that they're going to be bringing in more boatpeople through safe and legal routes, more scientists and engineers to help with our war with Russiran! And now they've given them those pamphlets to make sure they don't rape anybody, not that they were to begin with, of course. Doubleplus good, eh!
>"I'm sorry, Suella. We can't do that."
>>85411945How much do you earn annually, pal?
Morning, morning, morning, lads! What's happening? What did you get up to over the weekend? I got GTA V again for my PS4, so I played some of that on Friday night. I have a mod pack for it so it's way better than the last time I played, loads more fun. Went to the theatre on Saturday with my girlfriend, two mates and their wives. We watched The Full Monty. It was a good laugh. Can't wait for the Queen musical and Les Miserables, Grease, Matilda and The Phantom Of The Opera.I'm pumped for more GTA later.
Shippywippydoodah
>>85411870Quick rundown. What is that??
>>85412029Didn't you get the memo? No paedophiles allowed here.
britfeelmaxxing today
>>85412029Morning morning morning lad hope you and your family have a great sunny day!
10 o'clock on the dot
>>85412105>on the dot>10:00:44
>>85412118well im on the minute dot but not the second dot
ebin allegedly has a peanut allergy
>>85412123Youre a dot
>>85412128we get all the hottest gossip here dont we>>85412134thanks?
>>85412029Morning lollers lad, just trying to get hold of the Dr. Fucking ran the cunt, got to wait till friday to speak to a dr, (fri evening), so can't get tablets till monday, but monday is a bank holiday. Wait till fucking tuesday for meds I need now. I am livid. But, managed to keep it in as I didn't want to kill the messenger. Country run by nigga's. I wanted to go out today, but I'm pure ragin, as the scots say. Nay fucken weed pal. Some wee cunt gonna get sliced.
Missed the beast mummy stuff. Wha gwahn.
>>85412166Have some patience lad. Mohammed and his 17 children, 38 brothers and sisters along with their 179 children needed urgent appointments before yours. You know to help with all the effects of inbreeding.
sean is a good egg, dont understand why he gets bullied here
>>85412213>You know to help with all the effects of inbreeding.Gonna run over the cunts when I get a wheelchair, then if anybody says anything I'll make spastic noises at them and get away with it, methinks. Strap a million blackcat bangers to myself and hobble into a GP surgery.
Shipintonshire
>paedophilic grifter>good egg
>>85412118>>85412123>getting dots mixed up with handsmust be confusing at poker games
how do you unemployed lads fill the time?
>>85412248>how do you unemployed lads fill the time?ChoonsRageWeedVidyahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKJgVg7Eux0
>>85412242no i did mean dot. on a face clock there is a dot for each minute and at 10:00:44 the minute and hour hand would be on the dots, the second hand would not
good morning friends>>85408872aye that's cool. weird going back to gen 1 because you think>oh i have a Flying type. i'll use Gust on all these bugs/fightings/whatever.>Pidgey used GUST, a Normal-type move!gen1 devscome on>>85412029how do you mod GTA on a PS4?>Went to the theatre on Saturdaywhoa, cultured.>>85412237we need that mad machine from Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, it's the only way to be sure.
Oh look the WOAT poster is here now
>>85412258they are linesmaybe you call them 'notches' or 'ticks' or something but the shape is LINESget outta here with your hipster dotclocks>ooh my clock has @ signs instead of little lines!
>>85412096Morning, matey! And to you and yours too. Hoping the rain stays off today, I've borrowed my mate's electric bike to try out and if I like it, I'm going to buy one. What's the plan for today?>>8541210544 seconds off, good try. Is this a new gimmick?>>85412166Are you looking to add to your medication? If you fill in one of those online PATCHS and word it to be important, maybe you can get a phone appointment. Thanks for reminding me it's a bank holiday, I should check mine and make sure I have enough. I get my scripts in 2 months' worth each time.
>>85412282weird, he showed up the same time as me.
>>85412256sounds like being a teenager and i dont know if thats a good or bad thing
>>85412275I just like cool things, I can't remember playing the game, vaguely remember the first OG series. Hopefully the cool card comes today, saw it in a thread, it was an image from a magazine, and an anon was saying they all looked schizo level, but the 1 I ordered is cool af. Think I should have 3 or 4 cards turning up this week, and a triple booster pack so I can pull some cards. And I want to go to the card shop in my town (but not today, my stomach feels funky af, in a bad way).
>>85412285i have sincere admiration for how pedantic you're being
>>85412286>44 seconds off, good try. Is this a new gimmick?no but i do get on britfeel at this time most days and another lad noticed it so now he knows that i know
The little 'beep' all the delivery men have now is a trigger for my dog.
>>85412275>how do you mod GTA on a PS4?I found a modded version of it on a pirate site. L3 and R3 brings up the GOD mod pack.It's funny, when you check the game version, it comes up as version 1337 hahaha. I can't remember if you said you have a console or not, I can drop you a link to the site on Discord later if you want. >whoa, cultured.hahaha, I did some of my community service there and they offered me some discounted tickets, I didn't take them up on the offer, but I have booked a number of shows for this year and next year. I'm really looking forward to the operatic shows, desu.
I could do with a GTA 4 port for modern consoles. Well I could, couldn't I?
>>85412286I need to start taking muscle relaxants. Don't really want to, but have to, so what I want can get tae fook pal, I guess. Need to try 2 meds, then go for a private weed script, look into some weed that is 50/50 CBD/THC, as that is meant to be the best for relaxing the body. But also it might not be enough, just need to see. >>85412305We need something to do to occupy our time, desu, if not madness descends.
>>85412313Woah, a new personality. 10bongslad hahaha.
>>85412286Electric bike? Oh aye SSM style. Me? Might do some cleaning today my mood is a little better today
11 o clock coming up soon wonder who will get it!
>>85412308>I just like cool thingsfair enough lad.i forget how it works in the card game, their types go off those Energies i think? but some of the ones you've posted are weird, all "Lad's Pidgey" and then it's some mad Fire Pidgey or something.i remember they had a legal battle with Uri Geller over picrel. but just Kadabra, specifically (his Japanese name is Yungerer and he bends spoons).so there was this whole mad exception just for the TCG, where Abra could skip past Kadabra and evolve into Alakazam.cor, it frivolous.>my stomach feels funky af, in a bad wayowt you can take? antacid or whatever?(alkies - get some of that Pepto Bismol/Boots Pepticalm in it is LUSH)
>>85412329good god no i would hate becoming a personality on here!
>>85412339please can we not make this a thing
>>85412314Get dogberg a sunflower lanyard the little autistic shite
Did in fact sleep in til 10 lads. Then stayed in bed for a good half hour enjoying that half-sleep half-wake state. Well you've got to get your rest haven't you?
>>85412342alri pokelad. I don't know if it was you I was talking to but a while ago I said I'd look for my old (original series) pokemon cards at my parents'. Had a good rummage through their loft but sadly couldn't find a single card. I might've chucked them when I moved out. Devasted I was because I'm 99% sure I had a Charizard and a bunch of special cards I used to be really proud of.
>>85412318>if you said you have a console or not,nah i don't. mite b cool though. it's old/emulated/retro games 4 me.>they offered me some discounted ticketsoh man that was nice of them.think i'd just struggle with an opera. friend went to some ballet version of something recently, just sounds uh, slow, bahaha(plays/musicals can be good.)
Shippywippyington
I see Turkish women are integrating well into our great country. Imagine getting to meet Mayor Sudhakar. Britain is very progressive and welcoming to all. If only white, British men had a chance to succeed in their own country and not compete with millions of immigrants.
>>85412354very nice reference here
remember how instead of GETs some /b/tards decided that every tenth* post was all significant to the point they had to keep the post numbers but hide them under 'XXX' at the end?and then everyone just got bored of it. that 'forget' thing everyone says the internet doesn't do.
>>85412342Yes I think so, the symbol on the top right of the card shows what type they are./ Think kadabra is a psychic kind, and there's air, water, fire, and ether another or others (I dunno).Fuck jewry fella, I bought my sister a teaspoon that bends when heated for her birthday.
>>85412358Who took this picture? Corrrrrr
Me? Truly unhappy
>>85412365>pokeladnah i'm the ket guy just mumbling about triviahope you can find them old cards, lad. don't beat yourself up if they're gone tbqh. how many of us predicted>oh that old Trinitron CRT TV you gave away because everyone upgraded to flat screens? now it's worth ONE MILLION POUNDS to gamers/collectors/scammers.
>>85412323Isn't that happening? GTA IV works on Xbox consoles.
>>854123933 seconds! so close!
Britain must be such a great country if they're willing to cross the channel from Europe. What is the appeal? Bennies?
might try and get some tramadols in.i've had my fun with booze for what, two weeks now? but it's became pleasant again while also causing these hangovers (hopefully this headache does NOT evolve into a migraine)now i WANT it and enjoy the beers. it was better when i did not crave it (except in dreams and sad hours) and anything alcoholic tasted of actual poison.moderationlads, live your best lives for me
the 12:00:00GET is gonna be epic. don't miss it friends
>>85412248I get up. I turn the laptop back on, Xbox on (youtube and vidya) and before I know it...it's time for beddingtons. What's the alternative? Slave for minimum wage and be miserable?
>>85412419That's backwards compatible mong
you lads never talk about the REAL problem taking over our country.
>>85412428only britain provides the criminal networks these people need to live and work here. mostly in london i think
>>85412365Not him but, i do remember, shame they aren't there. I was speaking with my neighbour about them, he says he has his old binder, but then when I said bring it down, he said ok but I won't take them out if they're valuable. Bit weird as need to see the condition of the card to determine value, but ok whatever.
>>85412446That's better than nothing. Obviously a modern port will be nice but you will not ever get the original radio station music. I can't really enjoy it so much these days since it's just grey everywhere and blur effect to hide the low quality distant objects.
Just had my morning granola with a jaffa cake frappe instead of milk. Not bad.
>>85412451Japanese? Let it thrive. I love Japan.
>>85412469>you will not ever get the original radio station musicoh this is maddening. last GTA i (re)played was Vice City (heard complaints but it was just fine on PC). can't remember if i had to mod it or something.it's such an essential part of the game. we've all discovered choonz, plus you're driving around all the time, it's like the majority of the audio you experience.music licensing shite is a joke. wish they'd sorted it all out decades ago, the laws are daft.
>>85412477as your drink, or IN the granola?
>>85412489IN the granola, lid. Figured I may as well kill two birds with one stone.
>go outside and enjoy britain
>>85412485How come they never have to change music in films but they always do for telly and games?
fancy a bevvy?
>let me ponder and reflect on my life
>>go outside and enjoy turkey
feel depressed af today might end it all x
>>85412515I reckon you should, little lad.
>>85412496dunno. they always have those sections in film credits, but i don't get why it EXPIRES if you're watching some old sitcom on iPlayer or a DVD.although these Sonic films struggled with the music. they got 'Live & Learn' in there, but only just. the composer sampled the band's vocals by...just asking the guy. Weird Al was writing songs about this stuff, we all know it's silly, ONLY THE LICENSING AGENCIES WIN
>>85412499i wonder how bust ben nevis is?
>>85412515But tomorrow you might feel great? Got to keep on going anon, plus you can't do that to your soul, we don't know what happens when we die. What if you end up in hell? A lifetime with misery but the chance to improov is infinitely better than condemning yourself to an infinite existence of misery that will never improov.
>>85412523why is sanic super saiyan?
>>85412527busy*whoops
>>85412504A much better, bigger country than Britain. People there treat it with respect.
>>85412494>>85412499so sick of this shit countryyou just know they're all taking pictures at the peak too so they can write an instagram post about how profound the experience was
>done 1 hour of work, wfh>nothing else to do but do my laundry, exercise and maybe play left for deadlove wage farming, couldn't hack a real job. Its for the best the universe set me up with this
>>85412527Don't go to the well known places. Also you can just push past people as it is publicly accessible land. There is no need to "queue" like those npcs. Try Seven Sisters.
Shippy checking out helpers hole
maybe the children's hedgehog films aren't 'important'but imagine if they made a Fifa 98: Road to World Cup game, and it only had the opening bars of Blur's 'Song 2' then just went 'WOO-' before switching to a symphonic version.or imagine an Initial D film and a race kicks off and you're like>corrr here we go!then it's just some Lord of the Rings orchestral shite they bought from EpicStockChoonz.net.you'd be livid, wouldn't you? probably storm out the cinema throwing your Minstrels at anyone who crosses your path.
>>85412535rights issues with Eiffel 65, so they had to make him yellow for the film.
And that's the problem forrens bring. No sense of order.We're (we were) a civilised country of nice people, not some third world shithole.
so hypothetically if were to LEGALLY acquire a movie file, place it on a usb flash drive and play it on a my tv it would play alright? it would be all laggy and shit?
>>85412545looks lush and idyllic but tbqh i know i'd struggle with the sunshine. both the heat and the fact that i can barely see on a sunny day. pure squinting and blinking, cba to buy sunglasses because i just don't go out.
>>85412547Yeah I can imagine all those in the queue were just doomscrolling and watching tiktoks on full volume. Best thing to do is just go places when the weather is miserable. Normies hate getting wet and cold.
If IIIII had wiiiiiiiings IIIIIII'd fly awaaaaaaaaaayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unKS_qFLvLs
>>85412574My TV is too old to play most media files now. I don't want to upgrade it because I hate all the smart shit.
Anyone else noticed pretty much all normies have phone calls on speaker and record and send voice messages in public?
Me? Night walk up Ben Nevis in stormy weather. No normies. Just me and maybe a few other mentally ill men.
>>85412553>you can just push past people as it is publicly accessible landindian behaviour
>>85412588nah i never leave my house desu
>>85412574depends on your telly me lad. in the 2010s i remember trying a few different Chinese gizmos that CLAIMED they could play media files from a USB stick (even .mkvs, even up to 1080p, whoa!)and they often struggled. then tellies would claim they could do it, could they shite. view photos, maybe play like a 360p .wmv, but not films.nowadays i think they just can. we finally hit a sensible point, if your telly is newish? they are decoding/playing video files anyway, really.maybe go find the PDF of your telly manual and see if it supports the format you'll LEGALLY acquire it in (probs H264 + AAC in an MKV container)
>>85412584Just get a roku or fire tv.
>>85411995Sorry had to do something, I'm just north of 45k
Not sure why you wouldn't get a new telly. You can literally avoid all the smart stuff and just use the HDMIs. Besides, the smart stuff is handy if you DO want to stream.
>>85412598oh aye its a 2026 samsung
>>85412588the weirdest one is lads who have loud, elongated phone conversations while they're in public toilets.even if they're just pissing, what the hell.
>>85412578They have air conditioning in Turkey unlike most homes of Britain I think. It's not Africa.
>>85412607corrr i bet it can play them fancy new aXXo files no problem then lad x
>>85412588Yeah I've started retaliating now by playing classical music at full volume on the bus. Notice when people don't like what you like they all of a sudden get pissed off.
>>85412545>>85412612Did you take these pictures yourself?
>>85412627Bit mean to spell Yousef's name wrong.
>>85412605>You can literally avoid all the smart stuff and just use the HDMIs.i mean that's essentially what i'd want (maybe Freeview for 'normal' telly, and the menus for that).but people then buy 'sound bars' and shit. like i think i basically do just want a large computer monitor. connecting to the wi-fi and letting you watch Netflix? makes sense. but tbqh i just want a television.
Monthly inflation rate in Turkey is about 32%
>>85412631Sounds like you're in your own head, mate. Also, Freeview? It's 2026, lid. Not 2006.
>>85412632And that's why Ruthmong is stuck using a 2006 laptop
>>85412632cor they must be humongous by now.
>>85412630>Bit mean to spell Yousef's name wronglmao
>>85412641i might be in my own head, lad.but i've had a go on people's Smart TVs. it's like you point some wiimote at the telly, go through menus, load up Netflix (and it's software on a proper OS, so it all takes time to load up).idk man i really do just want a display to play video + audio and MAYBE that includes broadcast television.heard people talking about e.g. the cheap Xiaomi TVs even having ADVERTS on a DEVICE YOU OWN. so i guess you have to root them, or something...? a telly.
>>85412605I don't like how they collect so much data. Plus they're slower than normal tellies. My mother's telly you boot it up and you have to wait half a minute before it even reacts to remote inputs. Fucking ridiculous.
OI M8 WOT IF YOU HAD SYMPATHY FOR SUM1 BUT IT TURNED OUT THEY WERE A NONCE?MAKES U FINK DUN IT??
tired af desu senpai nap on the cards soon
all i ask is that my television is advanced enough to render 2000s fansubs. if text isn't spinning in like a PowerPoint presentation, how do i know Naruto is doing an attack...?
>>85412674Can't take adults who watch cartoons seriously
>>85412665cor wot if roitewot if your telly was SO smart, it started making catty comments about the kind of programmes you watch?
>>85412680It's called ANIME, dad. It's not for girls AND it's not a cartoon. It's some of the best animation from a country superior to ours with deep, intricate plots that a BAKA GAIJIN like you wouldn't understand.
WOT IF PHONES, BUT LIKE... BAD PHONES?!?!?
Imagine having a borderline alcoholic father with a beer gut and giving you a cushy middle class life on easy mode.
>>85412632People in Turkey learn to live without needing every latest thing. One could say they are happier with less.>>85412643Now that should've been an apu.
>>85412694wot if yer electric shower showered you with electricity?
>>85412694Oh my days you did it congratulations
Not sure why wouldn't get neuralink. You can literally just schedule the 2 hour mandatory sissy hypno for 3am when you're asleep anyway and then just it's just like a regular internet device.
>>85412627No these are taken from Wikipedia. I don't live in Turkey, I can't get a passport to go there and so sadly can't take any photographs.
i don't know why you don't just upload all your thoughts to the Police National Computer.
Shippintonshire
>>85412720You also don't have a phone or a camera.
>>85412711i dont know who this person is but i hate him already
https://youtu.be/aZS4C1rCQGccertified banger tbqh
>>85412728True that. Life is truly grim when you can't get on bennies and your mum doesn't sort it out for you.
>selam m8, you got a passport for that camera?
wot if you were in turkey yeah? but ur neuralink made everyone sound br't'sh
imagine if that lassie from Twin Peaks with the mole wanted to have sex with you
Had a dream last night where I got a job working for Royal Mail. Is this a sign?
wot if you went to Turkey and it was all meat
might just reheat my leftover yorkshires and eat them (dry.)
>>85412767i dont believe in dreams being signs but i have worked for royal mail and it was alright
>>85412746They look more professional than the grim brit police with tats all over their arms. I expect they would sort out the druggies and scrotes very effectively.
>had a coffee and now my eye is twitchingwhat a fool i am
>>85412773good idea, but have a bit of gravy in a cup just in case you want to dip them.
>>85412773for me? it's yorkshires with jam
>>85412793none in lad. i would, even if it was just instant stuff.planned to save them for my NEXT Sunday dinner, but i can always make more.
>>85412780on one hand the is excessive force which of course is bad but on the other hand hahahahaha
>>85412780Hope those women all got arrested and put in prison for assaulting a police officer. I'm sure they'll take it just as seriously as if a white man did it.
British police are a fucking joke.
>>85412780i know these are the type of clips that get posted online, but younger policemen + paramedics are the two jobs where i've seen more incompetence IRL than i'm comfortable with.sets off that doomer part of my brain: we/the next generation are just a bit fucked.
>>85412821WPC's should ALL be armed.They lack the physical strength to arrest men so need a force multiplier.
My Xbox One from 2013 is more smart tv than your shitty 2026 Samsung.
>>85412821>Where's your poppy?
>>85412835they're just pscos though lad
Imagine doing this to helper behind the wokkle bank >>85412479
>>85412833Yeah these professions are desperate. Believe it or not there are actual convicted rapists working in the police. Paramedics are often unhealthy and stink of fags in my experience.>>85412835They will just let the male partner do all the hard work and they'll maybe put the handcuffs on and talk a lot.
>>85412821the whole legal system is. the courts are backlogged and ineffective the prisons are full and dont rehabilitate anyone it all down to years of neglect
>>85412835>need a force multiplier.oh, those ladies have force multipliers...
>>85412821>>85412855The state is broken, the things you complain about are just parts of the state. Of course it's all fucked, the state is corrupt and against the natives. Nothing will improve till the state is destroyed.
>>85412549Same lad. Kids off school as well still and so far today I've answered about 5 e-mails, done some mandatory learning modules, played a round of darts with the missus, took one lad to the park for 30 mins of football and played a round of Among Us with the other one. It a tough life.
corr feeling a visual migraine coming, been a while de lads
don't care about the beard thingbutwhy can short blokes be police now?i could get as fit as i possibly can, some 6'+ lad is just going to run away from me and my manlet legs.
>>85412866and replaced with what? the only people who are remotely organized are the Pakistanis
when a 5'11 guy tries to hit on women
WhippieShippie
>>85412876They are technically part of the state now, they are their brown pets that are protected. Destroy the state, then go after the invaders that the state brought in.Severe things happen, and people will change their ways. Blood and violence is the way forward.DEATH TO ALL TRAITORS.*looks at the 77th operatives*
>>85412870same boathungover-ish, had a headache earlier, screens were a bad idea (that's on me)it's eased up a BIT but i can feel this going either way.used to get those migraines all the time (at least twice a week) and thank god my brain just decided to cure itself.get a paracetamol or ibuprofen in QUICK
>we/the next generation are just a bit fucked.Dole scrounger with strong opinions on careers, society, "we" which apparently includes him
I scrounge the dole and watch clips online. I am well qualified to know "we" are FUCKED.
>>85412885you won't lift a finger lad (except to type more of this twaddle)
>>85412885i was talking more about the islamic courts and schools which are defiantly not part of the state, leftist appease the pakistani community but theyre not incorpirated yet
>>85412894*lifts 2 fingers for you*
>>85412878Every mid looking woman towards any 8/10 looking man these days.
>>85412897They allow it, they protect them. Sharia courts aren't our law, but they allow them to practice and act like they are part of the law over here.
i think you'd be surprised what i have figured outi came up with wireless electricity, Pokemon Go, and the phrase 'T.I.A.R.A. Is A Recursive Acronym' before i was 12, now those are all everywhere.(vidrel, another one of mine that the chronogrifters stole.)
>>85412909the government want stability and turning a blind eye to a foreign country being carved out in our dilapidated cities is the easiest way to do it. quiet peaceful surrender
>>85412654It takes two seconds on a modern telly, lid, unless you cheap out.>>85412657Sounds like a crap TV issue. My LG OLED is lightning quick from standby.
>>85412780>ywn get paid to beat up roastieswhy live
>>85412898>*lifts 2 fingers for you*well i never.
>>85412929just do it for the love of the game lad
>I want to get off Crazy Dance.>Gondol looks too intense for me.>This park is really clean and tidy.
>>85412939Wet-Dry World ahh cityscape
Uncle Klaus Schwab
As for me? I've been watching some Kenichi: Mightiest Disciple. They really went overboard with the designs. The manga art is borderline hentai.
>>85412960Got sacked from his position for historical sexual misconduct. Mein gott
went to Marmaris and somewhere else as a bairni liked Turkey overall, it's like those Soviet places if they were sunny.but i always remember reading the leaflets and sometimes they'd have a map similar to picrel, saying where Brits should and shouldn't go, basically. do you risk cheaper hotels, if it means you could get caught in a car-bombing? how far east are you WILLING to go?the early 2000s were a crazy time.
>>85412980My grandparents went to Turkey in the 2000s and walked the wrong way up a beach and said a bunch of mafia men holding guns approached them and told them to turn back
>>854129992spooky.it's so weird man, it's the same with e.g. Sharm El Sheikh. i'm sure there's all sorts of dodgy stuff going on in the background IN these places, but it's like you can walk a hundred yards out of the safe/comfy tourist zone, and all of a sudden there's some serious shit. not just a bit scummy or rundown, but proper organised crime.hope your grandparents got away safely
>Interstellar.IMAX.2014.2160p.HDR10.BRRip.OPUS7.1.AV1'avin it. Love this film, desu. Nice little upgrade to the 1080p I have of it.
Really crazy how different parts of a place are different
Mark used to live in Sharm El Sheikh
>>85412980What's going on in Tunceli?
>>85413040You seen the new space film with ryan gosling? I forget what it's called but it's good.
>>85413047give THREE examples.
Sikh owned bottom
>>85413076Not him but, bradford, cotswolds, cumbria.
>>85413047Reckon we should invite people from those places to come live hereJust lines on a map innit?
>>85413074Starfighter, easily the best Star Wars since TESB (screencap this.)
Don't think Turkey is a bad place like some make it out to be.
>>85413076Marmaris Sharm El-SheikhLondon
Sikh owned gape
not right what Heba did to him. He converted to Islam for her man...
>>85413040What's the point of this if it isn't a remux?
>>85413082oh yeah those are pretty different.good point, >>85413047
>>85413090Isreal will flatten it just like they did with Gaza in the 2030s of the tensions between them both carry on
>>85413099i'd say that they crop these encodes (black bars, might as well)but Nolan does this weird thing where his films change aspect ratio between scenes (and it's not like e.g. Kill Bill where it pans in all cool-like)i guess it's IMAX? but the whole film isn't IMAX. so it feels like the film has 'cutscenes'. maybe it's to deter pirates.
Mark might be the only man on Earth who has been Jewish, Christian and Muslim
wearing these in the office right nowfeel like such a naughty slutso turned on
>>85413127Always thought he had a bit of jew in him
>>85413136>Always thought he had a bit of jew in himsame
>>85413074Is it Project Hail Mary, you mean? I haven't watched that, I will if you're recommending it. Ryan Gosling is a bit hit and miss for me. Blade Runner 2049, Drive, The Big Short are his best, IMO. >>85413087Pumped for this. Not another sequel or prequel. >>85413099I'm getting it for the IMAX desu. I can have different versions of the same movie on my Kodi box, so I'm going to compare them.
i have never seen a Ryan Gosling film.
>>85413158Well I meant what's the point of a 4K HDR file if it's compressed. I wasn't talking about the aspect ratio.
>>85413158That's the one, and I feel the same, but can't into driver. I've tried a couple of times but have to nope the fuck out early on. Big short is a great film. Almost didn't watch PHM, but really glad I did now. And not ashamed to say I cried at parts. I was having a big battle with muh mental elf at the time, but it probably would have cried anyway, as I'm really a big softie.
>>85413174I don't watch his shit films. He's a male feminist and overrated
>>85413180Saw PHM in the cinema and really enjoyed it tbqh.
Sandeeps willy inside helpers arse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWc8g84y2rkfuck me that looks lush, wish I was eating it
>>85413175There is this guy that puts out 7RIP compression releases, they look fine to me and save so much space. What am I losing by having higher compression?>>85413180OK, I'll download that later and give it a watch, thanks!
>>85413213>what am I losingDepends. What's the file size?
shit down my leg and call me larry, what a day! time for a nap
>>85413213>What am I losing by having higher compression?my RESPECT.
>>85413131Hot if female, gross if male desu
>>85413238Obvious coomer troon
>>85413191Looking into it and it's from a book, written by a chap called Andy Weir. He also wrote the book martian which the film with matt damon was based on. I enjoyed that as well.
what do a paki nationalist, a sikh nationalist and hindu nationalist all have in common?they all live in bradford
The point of the police isn't to reduce/persecute crime and criminals, protect the public, ensure public order etc.At best it's a group of detached incompetent managerial "community tension" mediators enforcing gay race communism.
Bought myself a jumper and a rain coat in preparation for vvinter, shall see if they fit. Got a fleece from last year but I may take it to a tailor to shorten it, bit long but I like the room in the upper body
>feel like such a naughty slut
>>85410792How about I britfeel those cheeks of yours at night ;)
>elon musk role played as his toddler son on twitterweird little lad frankly, whats his problem?
>Exit, Stage Left!: The Snagglepuss Chronicles is a satirical comic book, published by DC Comics, that reimagines the Hanna-Barbera cartoon character Snagglepuss as a gay playwright in the 1950s being victimized under McCarthyism.
>>85413273Lad it's not even Halloween. Nowhere near. What's this mong panic about winter.
>>85411220>no woman will be interested in youIf you think money is the thing that gets women to be interested in you then that is the reason why women aren't interested in youOnly a small percentage of women that are money orientated slags do that.
>>85413289it's getting chilly, we've had multiple coatposts.nobody wants to be like how it was when Argos bumped up the costs of AC units, do they?
>>85413289raincoat is needed because its going to non stop piss it down like it did last year plus its a light shell so I can use it whenever and layer it, plus you know fully well that if you buy seasonal clothes in the specific season they mark up the price and everyone buys them so its a ball ache. Not really panic buying one single jumper and a raincoat in a rainy country.
>>85413282>>85413293but you're a woman interested in us.what is our appeal?
Women don't post on here, shit larpNext
Shippy inside Welpers blown out arse
>>85413325nubs did
>>85413286These Hannah Barbera comics were kino. They did a Scooby-Doo, Flintstones and Wacky Races one as well. Wacky Races was like Mad Max, kek.
>>85413284bizarre when he paid some Chinese farmer to level his PoE account so he could pretend to be the best player in the world. Who is that even for? Journalists/investors don't care and gamers outed him instantly
>>85413352He's a spacker and not the endearing kind. He has apartheid autism.
>>85413325Pigeon lass, nubs, hotel lady.
>>85413325nubsyanklassmoni (identifying as a woman, fair enough)then a couple lads confirmed to have a gf/wife so second hand womanposting
>>85413356his brain is broken from microdosing lsd
>>85413362>moniYeah no
>>85413346honestly i've heard they were surprisingly good.not Hanna-Barbera but i remember seeing that Chilling Adventures of Sabrina in comic shops (before the TV series) and, eh, might be cool.is there a DARK AND GRITTY reinterpretation of Scooby-Doo? please tell me there is.
any lads wants to take control of my lovense?
>>85413377Yes, lid. Check out the comic I remember liking it.
>>85413378Never let a stranger hack your butt.
Round was alright today, got the same round Monday to Saturday now. First drop was a named house, don't like the named houses because most of them don't have the name visible from the road and that, saw it had a porch, so I just opened the porch, I hadn't seen that the actual door was open as well, dog started barking, put the parcel down took the picture through the glass of the porch door, save the dog getting out. Rest was fairly uneventful, couple of people said have a good day to me which was nice
>>85413352i only know this from the Karl Jobst video but, yeah, shit was weird.i dunno, there's ego like adding a couple of inches to your actual height or willy size. but>look at me, i'm a pro gamer, i have the sickest build in this strategy game!that just comes off insecure, on the surface. and then the obvious question is: how was he meant to have the time for that?
>scooby apocalypseIt had some good covers I have to admit.
Elon Musk isn't very smart. He's always been a money man getting rich off of others hard work and ideas. The fact that people worship him is very worrying.
>>85413381>>85413409LOOKS COMIKINO AFPICKED UP
My name is Scrappy-Dappy-Doo, motherfuckers!
Reform-Restore-DUP-TUV coalition government wins in 2029 and takes power. They implement brutal cuts to benefits. There will be suicides because of this. Some people would literally rather die than work; they are that mentally ill. Imagine yourself a Britfeel neet. No more bennies. Internet is cut off. No more dole money for food. Going to be homeless soon. Have to get a job. Go to a church to get some food. Churchy says he can help you find a job and find Jesus. You say you do not want to work. Churchy says you need to work or you will be homeless. You start to cry. He offers you a job cleaning the church. Just to get something on your CV. You cry again. Your pride is something you cannot give up. You swear and say fuck Jesus and push over the table. You go home hungry and cold. Wondering what to post on britfeel
>>85413414the worship seems to have gone down, like that veil has long been lifted. the weird 'he's Tony Stark IRL!' idea is gone. now it's just other richoids/crypto types who think he's BASED for saying shit on Twitter.a strange saga, really. i always sort of assumed these people have teams, 'image consultants' or whatever. if he piped down a bit 10 years ago, people would still see him as a successful, clever businessman.
>>85413436>tuvKek. Jim Allister will never have power. DUP are weaker than they've ever been. You're living in cuckoo land. Unionism has never been more disjointed in NI.
>>85413414Intelligence is not enough. You need antifragility and balls. You need aggression and toughness. The ability to take risks with big investments and to fire people who are low productivity and let them cry as they drive home to their family. Someone who can make those tough decisions.That is what people admire about Musk and Trump. It is not intellect. It is their willingness and ability to hurt others. This is a very important trait to have for a man.
>>85413444Do not need to be. We are talking about British elections. TUV have one seat and they are allied to Restore.
The only people who admire Trump are mentally retarded.
Big cocks inside welper
>>85413436A right wing incels wet dream. Shame it wont ever happen x
>>85413454Keep dreaming, mate. You're aware that the majority of the working underclass rely on benefits of some sort? Is the government going to force employers to pay a living wage? Of course not. Who will buy all the crap the capitalists produce then? The entire thing would fall apart.
>>85413248You never know but considering no reply probably
>>85413471> Who will buy all the crap the capitalists produce then?The employed people lad. Are you really trying to imply that the dossers keep the economy afloat? I see what the dossers buy its low value tat, meanwhile the middle class have got a 3 Next parcel a day habit
>>85413447Machiavellianism innityou meet these blokes, something's not quite there. but yeah they'll be successful for it.just wish we brought back humility as an admirable trait tbqh. nowadays leaders FLAUNT.
Can feel my porn addiction gripping me more and more over time lads, gotten really bad lately. Any advice?
>>85413482Look up the purple pound in the UK
>>8541347139% on universal credit are employed according to the DWP. Huge numbers>long term sick That is the ballooning group tbqh. Really needs to be dealt with. Lots of people in >mental health issues Really is a pisstake.
>reform-restore coalition
>>85413490Nta but>it represents the combined disposable income of entire households where at least one person has a disability>The calculation includes all forms of money entering those homes, including:>Wages from employed disabled individuals.>Income from family members living in the same home.Don't think this means 30 year old able bodied men on the dole for having anxiety are powering the economy desu
>>85413486SSRIs can cause temporary or even lifelong libido loss.
>>85413482I see... so Evrimong is also you. Interesting.
>>85413503> Dont think this means 30 year old able bodied men on the dole for having anxiety are powering the economy desuFucking draft them into brutal army service. Constant shouting in the face and made to do pushups again and again whilst having a boot on the neck. Lashes with a whip if they refuse. They need to be broken. Turn them into
Fuck Channel 5 and fuck Allwright.
farage going around lowe's house at night and playing guitar, saying he's sorry and begging him to come back
Scratching the dried shampoo on my scalp and causing huge flakes of dandruff.
>>85413534it'll be allwright on the night
>mong too lazy to lift pop up a flight of stairs having a go at dosserslmao
Shippy and Broadbridge inside welpers bottom
>>85413541lad he needs to get packages shifted to get the 20p bonus
England was the height of cool in the 60s.
>>85413436And they'll still let in 500k immigrants a year
The only people who admire Farage are mentally retarded.
>>85413557But if Reform gets in they'll make his life better. Trust him.
>>85413560Thats the whole plan lad! Genocide the useless white chav underclass and replace them with people who are actually productive and will work.
>>85413563I do not care about making my life better. I am willing to take a significant drop in living standards to hurt people I hate with every cell in my body.
hahaha some blue line thugs died. get over it. what about all the lads dying in police custody? more civilians die at the hands of the police every year. I do not give a fucking shit. I hope they suffered because they beat me up multiple times in the past. FUCK PIGS.
>>85413572Hope you die, little lad.
>>85413497throw state pensions into an overall 'welfare spending' graph pls, lad?
>>85413538It won't be when he knocks over his piss bottle.
I would have considered voting restore/reform but the way they attack disabled people and struggling white lads while championing le based civnat immigrants you can forget it. If they do get in you can bet the very first thing they'll do is massively cut benefits, and only then will they attempt to reduce immigration by which point they'll have no political capital left
Royal Mail are as useless as Evri nowadays.
>>85413486It's impossible because quitting just means an empty life still. A magic girlfriend won't appear if you quit. You won't suddenly feel like being a slave and doing "productive" things. You'll just be thinking of it and missing it. Maybe regret it too if you deleted rare content.
>>85413561Most of my mums friends are on PIP and I said if reform get in all your friends will be homeless and destitute when they take way their PIP and she loudly said "NO! NO! THEY CANT DO THAT NO, NO. NO" and I said yes they fucking can because when they are in the they can pass any law they want
>>85413577People like me will be in charge soon.
>>85413559a year earlier, buthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjBHUQEiTPw>makes smoking look both cool and uncool at the same time
>>85413586This, I was expecting something on Saturday. What's point in using them if they don't even deliver on time. People will accept it as well, because we're lazy cunts.
Think us lot will still be here in 2029? Personally I don't think so
>>85413595>somebody who hasn't got the courage to back up his wordsThe people in charge already chat shit with no meaning to it.
>>85413584>the very first thing they'll do is massively cut benefitsbased
Wow how trashy. They didn't even take the label off the water bottle.
>>85413600we were all here in 2016
>he thinks there won't be chaos and daily riots when they cut benniesthere aren't even enough jobs for people who WANT to work
>>85413600That's only 3 years away so likely. I'll be 39 and still a neet incel. You really can't improve life beyond 25. You are just too far behind in everything.
A woman had this man's sprogs.
>>8541361836 here fuckin ell don't remind me
>>85413578NTA but just because we spend massive unsustainable amounts in one area doesn't excuse doing the same in another. Whataboutism is just a recipe to propagate bad things. You do just need to cut out the cancer at some point and obviously fake bennies claimants are an easy win... unless you're Labour.
any lads love a really high PSI piss?love when theres a little shit stain on the toilet bowl you can blast off
>>85413625Yeah I hate it. I already said 30 was the cut off so turning 40 hopefully won't be too much different. It's just women in their 30s will now be "too young".
>>85413600I will be 35. Britfeel in general is becoming an oldtroon general.
It's only over once you've given in.
Give all benniemongs a mandatory girlfriend and society will improve.
ShipShippy inside Welp Welper Gape
Once you stop you can't pop.
>>85413608that's Aldi water too, right?lads, if i'm ever in an accident, i want my flowers in one of those posh glass bottles with the metal swing top lids.
For years we've been having ALDI's multipack crisps and we've just upgraded to walkers and you can definitely taste the difference
look if I'm going to live in a minority English England anyway then I might as well vote in my economic interests. Right now that looks to be Labour. That Andy seems like a decent bloke.
In the future royal mail will have a subscription service to guarantee things to be delivered on time.
>>85413671I still prefer the cheap ones desu
>>85413611You can "riot" with the other dossers while everyone is at work lad
>>85413665Yeah I don't like Aldi or Amazon tap water. For me it's Waitrose mineral water.
Proper Evri app meant to have a feature that shows you a map of the round but it doesn't, so I made it myself
Evrimong slipping down a flight of stairs and getting pummelled comically by Pepsi Max cans before being raped by the BAMEs that live in the building.
>>85413629nah that's not whataboutery, that's just budgeting.i want my local council to allocate less of its road building/maintenance funding (a huge chunk) to other areas, like public transport. ideally a metro/tram network. a lot of street lighting needs fixing too. that's not saying 'two problems can't exist at the same time', i'm saying shift one into the other. motorists with personal, private vehicles are wealthy enough to afford them, by definition.(inb4 some lad with a car claims he's not well-off)
I was cold I was naked Were you there? Were you there? I was cold I was naked, were you there? And the creed and the colour And the name won't matter were you there?
>>85413656Your mandatory gf will be a frumpy post-wall roastie with a gut and a mixed race kid
>>85413693>everyonePlenty of non-dossers applying for hundreds of jobs with no luck. What makes you think a mong would do any better? Can't wait until AI makes you one of us.
>>85413656Normies will try and tell you a gf/wife won't improve your life but whenever you read a book or watch an awards ceremony who is the first person they always dedicate it to? Their partner. They even say "this wouldn't have been possible without them". Just proof they're lying gaslighters.
>>85413704Me? Currently clothed and shivering, indoors. Might have to get some thermal clothing on.
>>85413711They only do this because they know their wife will throw a fit and make their life hell if they don't.
>>85413703You're doing the leftist thing where you inherently demonise wealth.>Motorists with personal, private vehicles are wealthy enough to afford them, by definition.Correct, but it should be the case that EVERYONE has a car, not just 'those wealthy enough to afford them(!)'. Why this allergy to prosperity? Why reflexive distrust for success and affluence? The sort of britpopper New Labour mindset of everything will be better when we get some bloody trams going, the government needs to INVEEEEEST (read: raise taxes) more!Snore.
>>85413704>I was cold>I was naked>Were you there?>Were you there? on that occasion i was there, yes, Rich.
I don't get why the police keep harassing him like that. Imagine being told you can't go to your local town centre because some Palestine pricks will be there. This is tyranny. It's because he is a British man and they don't like his auditing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsQGYvFF8E8
>>85413671Honestly the same is true for most branded things. People tell you it's all made in the same factory and insist it all tastes the same and then you try it and it's shit. Just cope from people trying to save money.
>>85413723You won't like him when he's Ang Lee. Well you won't, will you?
Ruthmong shut the fuck up already you fucking mong its always the same sad shit with you
>successful auditor>living it up in leeds council flats
>>85413717it's your money, spend it on what you want lad. drive down potholed roads with thicker tyres. or get out and walk, like us mere mortals.not the taxpayer who should have to foot the bill for the wealthy. it's like complaining the council won't buy you a new handle for your ivory backscratcher.
>delivers parcels for a living>in a small car>can't even carry a 24 pack of pop>still thinks he's superiorlmaoooooo
>>85413734Not him but this is a recent thing that's been happening with that auditor. He is being punished with some court order so he can't go out filming Palestine mongs any more.
>>85413737Wonder if he's a reform voter
>>85413740Mad how much you seethe and how thick you are, I told you countless times it was 30kg of fizzy pop, a lot more than 24 cans, and I carried it all no problem
>>85413748nah mate you complained the entire time and then came home and seethed all over the thread lmaooooooo
>>85413740>>can't even carry a 24 pack of popc-couldn't be me...
>No problem saying blacks are genetically better athletes than whites and east-Asians.>Can't say blacks are genetically less intelligent than whites and east-Asians.Why not simply accept these facts as mainstream? If they were incredible physically AND mentally then Africa wouldn't be such a shithole wherever you go.
Makes me kek when people buy the shit no brand brown sauce instead of HP to "save money". Yeah that 4p per serving is really going to make a difference. Drinking shit tea all day to save 2p a bag. For me it's an IQ test. If you just look at the total price difference without considering how much you're actually saving per serving and if it's really worth it then you are a moron.
>>85413748so for the sake of all deliverykind, is it fine for me to get like two lots of these at once?or i should order them for separate days (this is what i usually do)?like it's generally different delivery lads, right. so to each one, this is the first time they've had to bring me 24 cans of Diet Coke. or is it better if ONE delivery lad carries 72 cans of Diet Coke ONCE?
HELP MEI'VE FALLEN OVERBLOODY DOSSERS
>>85413767proper howling at this lmao
>>85413767Kekked. Thanks for that lad
>>85413750and you've been seething about for ages>>85413766Nah mate you should just go to the shop and buy them yourself>>85413767Funny desu
>>85413767Oh yeah, this is what I'm here for, nice one lad lol
>>854137632p difference? Hardly. Aldi's brown sauce is 99p and HP is 2.50 at Asda. Tesco is 3.30
>>85413766My amazon parcel tomorrow weighs 22kg and is made up of 5 items. I'm sure the lad can manage it.
>>85413725I bet he will be gutted when reform take away his child benefits
>>85413766It's their job to carry things. They also know if the day will be hot and should know to take provisions themselves. Don't listen to the whingers.
>>85413780>Nah mate you should just go to the shop and buy them yourselfcan't carry 30kg of goods lad. went to the shops the other day with a suitcase to get a bunch of drinks, even then, they were rocking all over the place.you can carry something that heavy AND you have a van. can you see the difference?
>>85413703>inb4 some lad with a car claims he's not well-off)You're the one with the network of party mates and exes and mates on speed dial you can return to any time you want but choose not to because you find it more fun to scrounge and take drugs. Which is a choice. I guarantee you a lot of lads with money would trade that for a social network like what you have. Your pathetic seething at lads for having gardens or mortgages or cars, or houses with upstairs like you also grew up in, or holidays to Turkey like you also had, is plain ugly jealousy and it's like, because you can't be arsed working? It's not as if you actually try and can't catch a break? Which would be sympathetic. You just can't be fucking bothered and seethe at people who try. Weirdo.
RAHUL HAS YOUR PEPSI SAARFIVE STARS SAAR
>>85413810scroll up and you'll see where i mentioned getting 24-72 cans of Diet Coke.feel pretty grateful for those. water gets so boring man. i respect the privilege i have, there.
Weird how people think that comprehensive economic reforms are a zero sum game.>Oh yeah, well see how this person feels when a marginal benefit they receive from the state is withdrawn!Well, okay, but the idea is that taxes will be lowered and the deregulation of the economy will make things cheaper anyway. This isn't some absurd hypercapitalist ideological fever dream, this is just very basic tried and true economics.
>>85413783yeah and how much are you using? 10g a serving? 45 servings a bottle, 230/45Oh wow I've saved 5p lmao
>>85413807You could buy a couple bottles instead. Bet you don't even recycle the cans
Corr 10 bacon sarnies and I can buy myself a freddo
stealing from work againhad someone's mug today and I'm taking home someone's yoghurt out the office fridgeI take what I want, me
>>85413828Nope. You're wrong on this one. Aldi's brown sauce is 455g and HP is 450g
for me, it's using far too much sauce even if i'm just eyeballing how much i need for my tendies, or cooking a stir fry where i'll put in 1/3 of a bottle of sriracha.we just don't live in the same world we used to, so it DOES add up ;_;
Freddo mong
Daddy's ketchup tastes awful since they changed the recipe.
Poorfags who can't afford Fortnum & Mason's 181 brown sauce, you disgust me all. 8 pound for 250ml, get a job or a better job poorfags.haw haw
just sold my first painting ladsget in!
Tory brown sauce
>>85413746Oh he is definitely on the far right side but never admits it. >>85413793I doubt he will even vote. His girlfriend has to take care of the sprogs so she can't work and he is busy auditing with his mates.
>>854138461pound /455 = 0.22p a gram3.3pound /450 = 0.73p a gramliterally a 7.5p difference in a tablespoon
screaming at lads that get scammed paying for packaging
>>85413815Fat dossers love Pepsi. Expect that was for one customer.
>>85413821You are a spoiled pampered mong baby at the end of the day desu and grateful for fuckall like all spoiled babies. Awwww somebody can "decide" where to live instead of settling for whatever scum landlord will take dole scroungers who can't be bothered working. Okay? Meaning they are like evil monopoly men with a twiddly moustache because they actually get off their arse and work for a living and its not fair until you get handed all the same for doing fuckall? Why don't you send a message to your 50 mates get them to come over so you can have a cry about it. Maybe throw a party after. Mong
>>85413836>Bet you don't even recycle the cansyes i do. i've shown /britfeel/ my system.cans go in the foil-lined bags (because they're metal.)paper and card goes in the normal paper bags (or sometimes boxes, but boxes can also get torn/crushed up and placed in the bags.)i've been going outside more so i can (and do) take these down to the bins, but the communal recycling bin gets full up (the other blocks clearly save up their recycling and it's usually full by day #2). also then crows get into the recycling bin since it doesn't have a lid, and they toss food wrappers everywhere. nothing i can do about that but try to put my metal recycling on the top, which makes it more difficult for them.
>>85413763Me? I pay more at Waitrose for the exact same product to avoid the scallywags in their pyjamas.
thoughts on Crucials sauces?they're usually in some offer where it's e.g. 3-for-2.not sure i'm ready to commit to that.
Ate some spicy food now my tummy hurts
>>85413902I buy the spicy mayo all the time. I suspect it's probably low quality slop but I like it.
>>85413902That's the crap you see on burger vans and paki takeaways. Grim. Dire stuff.
Even if they drastically cut bennies I still will not work. I'll just take food for greggs in my balaclava and live life on the move (if I am homeless).
Gets mad at customers giving him bad feedback when their item is damaged because it's not his fault something happened along the logistical chain. But also it's the customer's fault for ordering 24 cans of pepsi when the company he works for takes on deliveries unsuited for his car.Sad mong just wants to blame everyone else for his problems.
Sandra's cock breath
>Pouring out my 3.59 250ml Sauce Shop Chipotle and Lime Aioli for the fallen liddingtons
>>85413902Made from gutter oil and dogfood-tier offcuts, lad. No thanks. Supermarket own brand is actually the best for sauces, perfectly good quality and far cheaper than Heinz.
You are WELL OFF if you can afford a (payment plan that amounts to renting a) car that you pay from the money you earn from working. I am on well over monomer wage for pretending I'm socially anxious which means I should be subsidised enough I can waste it on drugs from the dark web. With no expectation I actually do anything for anyone in return or contribute anything. But I am NOT well off or pampered. Its a REALLY hard life for me.
Sean crying and limping out the back of a paki takeaway, blood trickling from his arse
>>85413891Now this nigga recycles. My recyc game is weak af compared to this.
>>85413891That's a lot of pop!
Usually like that West Indies hot sauce but I got the squeeze bottle and it was so fucking hot it was inedible.
Booked next tuesday and wednesday off lads, so with the weekend and the bank holiday I've got a nice string of five days off. LUSH.
>>85413916How long are you going to be seething about this
>>85413954Every day is a day off for some lads here. I couldn't even imagine me even being employable this far in neetdom.
>>85413958I genuinely side with Evrimong now even though he's an angry dickhead because the mongs crying about him are so gay
>>85413961Why not? In theory there's no reason why you couldn't get a job at a mcdonalds or a warehouse or as a janitor or whatever, aside from the fact that we have a gajillion immigrants coming over to compete for the jobs. But there's nothing about you not having worked before that would disqualify you from such roles, after all if a 16 year old is getting their first job in a similar role then they've got a history of 16 years without a job, but obviously the job is just entry level so nobody cares.
>>85413975I'm very friendly lad I've got the badges to prove it
>UHM YOU'RE ACTUALLY GAY!
>>85413913yeah it is. i mostly remember the tomato sauce being watery and a bit sour.but idk lad that gives it a certain jenny say mwah.like how we all understand fairground burgers are shite. but they're nice though, aren't they?
>You've just BTFO me by pointing out a contradiction in my thinking but actually it's gay to win arguments so I'm the real winner
Wandras fresly gaped arse
>>85413977Do you even know the modern application process?>AI screens you out if you don't meet its threshold>stupid 50 question forms asking irrelevant shit>references (I have none)A younger person is cheaper to employ. I have a long gap of employment (I haven't worked since early 2010s). McDonalds is actually hard to apply for now - it's one of the "better" minimum wage jobs. Warehouses often require own transport and they prefer immigrants who don't know their rights (immigrants have a lot more to lose like being deported from losing a job).Fuck even bothering to work. Even a fucking volunteering role require references.
a shame there isn't a GAY BADGE for being GAY.
>>85413913>burger vansThat'll be 15 pounds, bloody bastard
corr all the dafties proper going for it
What's stopping you from getting a little dinghy and escaping this shithole country?
Sean hanging an air freshener in his gaping tunnel of an arse to spruce it up a bit
you lot are about as authentic as Ocarina of Time's Metacritic score.
>>85414000Phwoar some trips to add to the pain
>>85414004You could start at Evri tomorrow lad
>>85414011lol i ain't even mad.also when i do Wustlerz i do actually grill them on the George Foreman, buns either in the toaster or the air fryer for a few minutes.
Gay boy's nerves frazzled it would seem lol
>>85414011Never seen a more obviously staged skit than that.
>>85414014i don't know if i can still swim, and i'm scared of weird stuff in the ocean.
Trying that Nido powdered milk, doesn't turn coffee much whiter but is very cream flavoured.
>pointing out a contradiction in my thinking Gayest thing I've ever read lmao
>>85414023The nearest depot is like 20 miles away. It wouldn't be worth it with no car. Get a bus or train would be ridiculous costs and a lot of time for a minimum wage job. It has to be local. Unfortunately here there's barely anything entry level.
stop it with this arguing-about-arguing nonsensewe should have common groundlike can we all agree that mayo ruins sarnies? not that they should be dry, but that's there is ALWAYS a better choice of sauce.
>tfw constantly have a headache and sore neck
little lads all trying to get their le epin pwns in xD
He's pointed out a contradiction in my thinkingHow will I possibly surviveLMAO
>>85414049Happens to me when I sleep for 12+ hours.
>>85414049get one of those gamer chairsthey have cushions at the top
>>85414048Mayo one sideMustard the otherSimple as
every time I see this thread I think it's a Kraft Dinner box
>>85414047Yeah you thicko obviously you can't be a courier without a car
Need a new one soon, got some very funny posts to make about Sean's arsehole
>>85414060corrr nowt like a turkey sandwich on seeded brown bread with lashings of wholegrain mustard.
Anybody who isn't living in a cardboard box on the street is well-off. I am not in a cardboard box myself I'm in my own fully subsidised flat bills paid by other people food clothes pop drugs internet paid by other people in return for me sitting on my arse. But if anyone works for a living and has more than me they are well off and spoiled and I deserve it too.
>>85414047Also there's a difference between the sort warehouses and the actual last mile delivery depots, guarantee there's one closer, but either way you're still a thicko dosser, you'll always find an excuse even if there was a job next door
Just on my way to mcdonalds. Lot of npcs getting in my way today. I can feel my forehead tingling.
I also have a lot of opinions about how the society I don't contribute to should be run and how the taxes I don't pay should be allocated. Well of course I do.
>>85414063I am not going to drive. I don't have a driving licence. It's far too expensive for a dosser like me to get one.>>85414076There isn't one here. I checked on the careers site. There's a few industrial estates and car showrooms...that's about it near me. Everything else is shops, which somehow I never see on Indeed or local jobs sites.
>>85414048Excuse me. What about a hot tuna cheese melt?What do you have to say for yourself now?? hm?
more fan fiction, is it?anyway the British Gas Energy Trust is open again, they've expanded their criteria for the individuals/families grant.https://britishgasenergytrust.org.uk/grants-available/just in case any poorlids can't pay their energy bills x
I want to be a tram driver but there are no trams near me. I bet that's comfy.
Gaper
>>85414098i know we all argued recently about whether gravy is a sauce (no.)but could i suggest, somewhat, that melted cheese is SAUCE-ADJACENT?
>>85414094They're not on the career's site, what did I literally just tell you, those are the sort warehousesYou do it through this then it shows you the local last mile depots where you'd go for your training and thathttps://www.evri.com/careers/be-a-courierhttps://courier-app.hermescloud.co.uk/auth/index-old
americans call tomato sauce gravymad
I actually get paid so much for sitting on my arse I have plenty to spend on crypto, drugs, alcohol, constant food and takeaway deliveries, so as you can tell my life is very hard. This is in return for me doing absolutely fucking nothing btw. People who can afford to make monthly payments towards their car because they actually work 8 hours are so spoiled compared to me.
i'd hate to be any sort of tram/train driver.like we all have that 'call of the void' when a train/metro pulls in, like you could just jump.what if one day there's some drunk lads blocking the line in front of you, and you just think 'fuck it'?
Gurbax choking out Welper then taking his arse by force
>>85414124no they don't xx
>>85414131Retired on full pension after 3 suicides lad
Gape me, gape me, gape me, gape meGape me, Amadeushttps://youtu.be/y-H895vrIU8?is=yanrVEH5qr9IBboL
>>85414116I suppose i could agree from a viscosity point...
>>85414124i once asked for monkey's blood on my ice cream down south, guy just look at me like i was mad. wasn't even a forren thing, he just clearly wasn't qualified enough to run an ice cream van.
>>85414099You being a feckless indolent layabout is fanfiction? I must have missed the part where you started working for a living when was that?
>>85414144Not gonna lie this is a really shit song
>>85414141is this real? do they let you do this?
>>85414131>i'd hate to be any sort of employed personFtfy
>>85414135they do on the sopranos
Hearing reports that in HoTD season 4 instead of stabbing Aemon through the eye Daemon will instead gape him
Once more over the top>>85414162>>85414162>>85414162
>>85414147I think i was 21-22.(yeah, i stayed in education like a fool. that's on me tbqh.)
>>85414123Oh I see. There were warehouse operative roles on the careers site. Training for warehouse only? I am not going to be capable of driving. Do you like working at Evri?
>>85414157And 2 seconds later the native Italians are calling him a retard for saying that.
>>85414168yeah because they're italians
Sikh bulls everywhere
>>85414165You know when you can only give ironic joke "clever" answers it doesn't really help your case.
>poor little lad thinks sopranos is a documentary
>>85414167No you spacko the training I mentioned is for the couriers, you turn up and the bossman tells you how to use the app and that then they send you out with a small round to see how you get on
>>85414141>>85414154Yes I know because I watched a film about a lad driving the tube.
>>85414131Just put your feet up, let the dispatcher know. Not your problem if something blocks the road.
>>85414184he already told you he has no car. I think you're the spacko here
>>85414186kek i love this early 2000s movie poster aesthetic
>>85414178no part of that was ironic. I even took personal responsibility for, what i believe to be, a mistake.isn't that what you wanted, lad?
>>85414204The dog has got a cracking view.
>>85414225Lad show me where I said you've NEVER once worked. I said you are, present tense, a feckless indolent layabout. Which you are and have been for years. I didnt say "did you once have a job 15 years ago, in that case its fine to just doss off and never work again after 30". You're acting like a fucking muppet on purpose because you've got no actual response you lazy grifting scrounger.
>>85414049Pencil neck like HHL? Do some exercises
>>85414102Build your own tramline laddy. Fuck the haters.
