TEN FAHKING YEARS editionPrevious thread>>85409336
I can't stop getting bummed by youFeel man-love coming through youDEANO with you beside meHold on, heaven guide me.GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESHCan't hold out much longer'Cos GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESHCan't hold out am getting bummedOh aye as it should be xhttps://youtu.be/dW66keO8Iew
>Come on mate, these are the best burgers you'll ever have, we smash them, have you ever had a smash burgers? With American cheese yeah, it's the best for burgers. Gotta try our fries as well, yeah I said fries, what makes our different is that they're 'loaded dirty fries', yeah exactly feels like your lips are peeling off while you eat, it's sssssooooo gooooood! Also little secret is we splash some sriracha on the burger, feels right hot and spicy and that means it tastes good or something!>So we've got a smashed double, loaded dirty fries and a mircobrew IPA. That's 30.75 altogether, thanks mate.
Getting a nice blowjob when my wife gets home, oh aye x
Fucking SHITE edition fuck me
Still got my aircon on
>>85414171theres a place near me that used to do burgers for like 20pi dare not think what was in them
>>85414171i know you're right.but there's.exactly one of these places, Fat Hippo, Newcastle based i think, sometimes they do "pop up vans".and damn yeah they're really good burgers. surely it just comes down to good steak mince, and then whatever cheese (it's not like THEY make the cheese, or even the buns probably).some of these burgerlads, they know what they're doing. just wish it was 'normal' and not 'bougie'.
>>85414182Bad taste lad, Layer Cake is great
Would you work at greggs lads? Apparently they take on autistic lads.
Common welper let's go gaping
>>85414253What do you think the average IQ of that staff is, lads?
>>85414253no too many angry confrontational normies coming in there
>>85414180Oh aye de lid x and I'm gonna be shagging three 18 year old blonde swimsuit models in an hour or so, gonna be fucking lush I tell you x
breaking down in tears because big bazza screamed at me there wasn't enough flavourless grey mush in his pasty
>>85414162Oreoman/savvy guy is still releasing videos. He's blackpill legend.
Saw that Kiki's Delivery Service kinomoviefilm didn't I? It was seriously womfy. Studio Ghibli art style and animation is basically perfect. Nice and quaint soundtrack. Corrr it really was great.
>>85414288hey lad? 2008 called, they want their movie tastes back
>>85414259It can't be very high but a job is better than no job. Maybe some people just aren't confident enough to go to university or learn a trade.>>85414263Feels like most news articles are about shoplifters and homeless people smashing the shops up. McDonalds is probably just as bad (the ones in the city centres).
>>85414297Yes I'm a bit late to things as usual. The classics are timeless though my lid.
>>85414166Oh aye that's how it shoulds be
>>85414297Chika isn't a 36 year old oltroon like you
>>85414316what age troon is he?
>>85414253i am an unpleasant person, i struggle to deal with difficult people, and a lot of these 'funny interactions' do get filmed now (like the TikTok/social equivalent of happy slapping).i could be good at the actual mechanical aspects job, preparing food or something, it doesn't matter. that's undermined by the social side of things.
>>85414271Must be odd living in a world where you think that getting a blowjob from your wife is an absurd fantasy
Never been in a Greggs me. I'm more of a sweet tooth guy when it comes to bakery places. Mcdonalds or kfc for salty slop.
>>85414321None of your business nonce
>>85414327NTA but when lads say things like this, how do they know?do they get a text like>hey babe. just so you know, you're getting a BJ when i get in from work ;)?
I was about to write a cracking post in the old thread when I realised this one was up. Came over, and forgot what I was going to post. A real shame. I feel mostly sorry for you lot though because I reckon there was life altering greatness contained within that lost post.
>>85414342yes basicallyand experience from knowing her sexual habits
>>85413219It was 5.6GB and looked shite. It looked washed out. >>85413231Can we still be friends?Need to ask DVDlad why this washedout happens. >Interstellar 2014 IMAX 1080p BluRay HEVC x265 5.1>Interstellar.2014.PROPER.IMAX.1080p.UHD.https://postimg.cc/GTG3jg08
>>85414324If Tilde can work in a supermarket I think the 50 mate party animal social interaction expert could probably manage it somehow
>>85414335you're the one that reckons hes a youngun and somehow you know this? in some kind of noncenest little discord together?
>>85414288Spirited away or porco rosso for me
>>85414342Well in my case I just said I'd like one and got this back
>>85414324You just have to stay passive and don't react to them tiktok mongs. There is not much you can do about appearing on tiktok without your permission.
>>85414331why WOULD you even an AI-generate an image like this?
>>85414364I'll watch these sometime. Studio Ghibli I was unfamiliar with your game. Absolute kino it was. Made me think of Evrianon. It's how I will now imagine him.
>>85414365Getting paid to text her husband about blowjobs while at work. Yet I'm supposed to feel bad about being a NEET.
Not one of them will ever work a day in their life. They will know nothing but luxury and fulfilment and satisfaction. They will have sex with anyone they want any time they want and will be constantly showered with praise for anything they do. It is the exact opposite life experience that I have had and will have.
>>85414381He honestly can't go wrong with ghibli
pretty weird just randomly bringing it up tbqh>'ang on luv, jus need to let the fellas know first
"Journalist"
>17:00Go choke on a bag of donkey dicks Goyal Fail.
>>85414375It was just something that showed up on a uk menu site. Prices are ridiculous now. Some mcdonalds meals are like 12 quid.
>>85414397>11:39>16:33Five hours without him mentioning it and then when it nears home time he posts a little brag in britfeel because he's excited for getting his nob slopped on. Seems fair to me, I'd brag in here if I knew I was getting pussy or something later on.
>>85414370Yet they're willing to change the law when it's women who are inconvenienced. If it's illegal to film city nightlife then it should be illegal to film autistic greggs workers.
>>85414390Are they real though? AI is getting so good.
it's 17:00 and sunny so i will go for a little walk to tesco
>>85414360>Can we still be friends?sure. >https://postimg.cc/GTG3jg08damn these both look like two different TYPES OF modern colour grading (???) that i dislike.i mean right is like looking through a cataract, fine.left though is like a CAM rip where everything's just a bit too oversaturated. or that new Polaroid style that's become trendy (the new Superman or that last Fantastic Four, last series of Dr Who had it too.)
Would you wear something like that?
>>85414390There. Fixed. No gross tats.
>>85414421Yeah, the one on the left looks like it's had the sharpness dialled right up to over 9000 and the one on the right looks like your pic related. Like an old Polaroid.I don't get how this happens if they're ripped from the source. Maybe DVDlad has some insight.
>>85414431nowrong spellingalso i remember some punk lasses at some protest with a DIY shirt that said>kill your local rapist.and i went over and said murder won't undo the rape and then you've ALSO murdered, two wrongs don't make a right.well, maybe i didn't say/do that.but i could have (physically, not socially.)
>look at me I'm married and get regular sex waaahhhhh I'm such a robot woe is meso tired of you lot
>>85414469Miss off ya married sex haver faggot.
>>85414457Do you think people getting doxxed is funny?
>>85414475well he laughed when his "mate" got doxxed and even helped them to do it
>>85414475>people getting doxxed is funnyMe? Yes.
No surprise the pocket sized wrongun is pro-rapist
Weird seeing her back in 2021 in this video on another channel. Looks a bit young there so I will not post it. A bit of a shame she doesn't make new asmr but that's entirely down to her.
>>85414171Sounds lush honestly and for someone who doesn't get out of bed for less than 50k per annum reasonably priced
>>85414503>50k per annumEbin thought he was going to earn that when he got his HGV licence
You lads waiting for mummy to prepare dinner? Starving here.
>>85414479neither of my mates have ever been doxxed (i think)
>>85414435Need one with more tats please. Covered in them.
>>85414411odd tbqh, the recognition of the act is clearly more important to you than the act itself. why not simply lie then?
Helper riding a couple ZUTT bulls
Pretending you've only got 2 mates because you're currently choosing not to contact the 50+ other ones is an interesting grift. It makes you think if someone would come up with a grift that full of bollocks deliberate half truths and omitted information what else are they grifting.
And what even is the purpose of such an obvious lie grift? To convince us or himself? And why?
>>85414288for me? pom poko, porco rosso and poppy hill
>>85414381Downloading it now, I'll give it a watch and let you know how accurate it is
It reminds me of this one. "What do you mean I'm a layabout. I work!""...-ed 15 years ago"
>>85414506Ebin got a hgv license? Always knew he was exaggerating his mong status
Shouldn't you lads be out delivering Next packages? That 20 pence isn't going to earn itself. Chop chop
>>85414572Haha, nice. Totally the same thing I'm sure.
>>85414162no rite what freddy do to morty
i had 3 mates but mate C vanished.it is what it is.
i had 4 mates but mate D vanished.it is what it is.
>>85414585I guess they all vanished off the face of the earth all the mates you invited to your parties and went clubbing with they were a figment of your imagination
>>85414576Yeah he also drives and lives alone. He used to be in a top raiding guild on WoW too.
You have the social circle HHL pretends he has to seem coolWhile you larp and grift that you have the one he actually has drinking alone in pub Bizarre
>>85414605>they were a figment of your imaginationwhoa
>>85414622Better get the psychosis team on the line lad sure you've got their number saved from the last "I dunno I just feel kinda... weird?" grift
>>85414620We've got video and picture proof that HHL has mates though
https://streamable.com/e/vbsmfgit really makes you think
>>85414632I've also seen a picture of gaping arse
>the charges?Grifting Grifting Attempted grifting Aggravated grifting Conspiracy to grift
Shipinhams choking out welper
*checks recent texts*>Yesterday (from myself)>Thursday (from local gardeners group chat i don't want to be a part of)>Wednesday (from WhatsApp to let me know about AI)>Tuesday (from me to mate B after mate B messaged me)i am a social butterfly x
>>85414581Yeah its shit ive turned it off already >>85414578Each next parcel? 20p extraWinding up thickos? Priceless
pot noodles in the meal deal nowthis burnham chap knows what he's doing
Sean likes it in the arse. No question about it.
>>85414659Which ghibli film you try?
why did sean turn gay? i need this explained to me ASAP
Pissed the bed last night and I have no idea why. Didn't drink alcohol, in fact I hardly drank anything. Sheets and covers were saturated in piss. Mattress is stained. Fucking sucks.
Why is moralfagging so prevalent in /britfeel/?
>>85414656The fact you've ghosted your 50 mates doesn't mean they don't exist
>>85414674Nobody likes nonces like you mate. That isn't 'moralfagging'.
>>85414649>portraying 'different body types'>they all have big williesi do NOT feel represented.
>>85414674At least like a proper anime lad
>>85414656Now do Contacts list for all the people you could text but simply don't want to
>>85414656Me, I don't even have a phone
>>85414674i'm not cool enough to be amoral
how many OCs are 'fiercely loyal to the ones they love'seen this line so much
>>85414687When people say that they just mean for women lad
mfw when the bennies hit the bank account
>>85414699most of my contacts are called like '???' or 'mystery (7 June)' because they're random numbers that call me and sometimes i try to see if they're on WhatsApp so i can figure out who they are
>>85414687>big williesbut they're all smaller than mine?
Just secured my neetbux for the foreseeable future
>>85414721then you're not being represented either
>>85414720Ah yes you've just never known anyone now. You went out clubbing with just people you don't know I guess.
>>85414720How do you lads live so weirdly
>log into facebook every 5 years or so>various normoids from school asking if ive died over the years
>>85414746dunno lad, i actually thought it was a clever system. just check if they have an avatar or a name.but then i got back into speaking on the phone (and/or drunk/drugged up) and i went through most of them one-by-one. ALL scammers/British Gas/debt collection agencies.
Invited 50 mat-I mean total random unknowns I've never known to my party. I actually have never known anyone if you think about it. I'm actually invisible like Harry Potter. Yeah that's it.
>hey, are you still alive?
>>85414763How do you type if you cant see your fingers?What's it like trying to pee with an invisible willy?So many questions...
>>85414360>5.6gbKek. Mate, 4K Blu-rays have bitrates pishing 100gb, of course it looked like shit. DVDs can achieve higher than that.
>he can't touch type
>>85414763Harry Potter is actually visible it's just that his magic coat makes it look like whatever is behind him is on the fabric
the only contact in my phone is my apu and he just leaves me incoherent voicemails from his fren phone
>>85414771touch typing is ez pz.but bringing up Hollow Man again, transparent eyelids would be a right bastard.
>>85414774I mean, bitrates. The file size is what I meant. DVD is like 8gb and 4K discs are usually 60 - 100gb. Monged myself there.
after graduating i just stopped talking to everyone and my life descended into neetism
>>85414790>after graduatingFOY
Depressed as hell after that e-scooter experience last night. Why would somebody do that? I could have died. Ruined my nightwalks too, paranoid that cars will try to kill me.
>>85414802>FOYCuck
>>85414812like in those GTA games, can you get it painted somewhere?just so you're not identified.
Used to love driving around in GTA 4 and running them over and watching them ragdoll.
>>85414674Most people simply don't 'get it'. Victorian pearl-clutching is how 95% of people see the world around them, they don't think about things, they like to be told what's what and then take comfort in the fact that they don't have to really consider anything deeper than that, then they ascribe moral weight to it as an immune response to anyone doing anything differently.
>>85414756No idea what any of my old school friends are doing. Don't want to find out at this point because it'll probably depress me.
IT WAS TIKTOK THAT DROVE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROADREEEEEEEEEEEEEETWO POLICE DEAD IT'S UNACCEPTABLE!
>>85414831t.jermahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDm6j92DshA
Weeb anime faces all look alike
more than anything too lofty, i think the morals i do actually care about are like, basic manners.something weird has changed in society. like you're just out and about and people aren't considerate, or self aware. it's the tiniest things but like, imagine pubs were brand new. would today's crop of young adults instinctively order drinks in a fair order, 'nah you first mate', that type of thing?
>>85414853Tell us how you navigated that at the pub with your mates who don't exist
fucking Gruntilda on aye it's lush
oh aye Blad knows what I'm talking about look at them CHEBS
in heaveneverythingis finex
>>85414871>this is 'the bad end'also i always thought Tooty was meant to be like, 9.
I've been rejected by every girl I've liked since year 5.
Shippy and Broadbridge auditing Welpers Bottom
>>85414838Kill/death ratio of the police is pretty good at 5:1 though
>>85414894tooty was a right little flute sucker
Just busted a fat nut
I still wank off, just not to porn. The porn industry is disgusting and exploitative.
>>85414950And it's run by the Jews. Pornhub is owned by a rabbi for fucks sake.
>>85414834Ummm based. At least in the past people knew they got their morals from The Bible. Now I think 99% of people wouldn't be able to tell you at all how/why they have the petty sentiments that they hold. They just do. "The they" int it. It not lushington.
>>85414966Don't care about that.
Bunch of jew loving coom brains on this site.
Can just about handle a vindaloo now. Gonna work my spicy tolerance up to a phal one day.
>>85414930these are stupid and the art is badBUTdoes anyone remember when there were Flash animations for the Batman cartoons, with shitty little 'games'?>nooo Batgirl has been transformed into a cat! now Catwoman has to tickle her ears! hahai dunno. the whole series was weird, lots of innuendo/fetish stuff.
Hope i get a blowjob from a vampire this Halloween.
>>85414950I'm glad it exists. If I'm never going to get any sex in real life I want to at least jerk off to porn instead. Imagine working some shit warehouse job 8 hours a day as a virgin and then coming home to your empty flat and not even getting to watch porn because the feminists/tradcucks in government banned it.
>get a job in greggs>karen burns her tongue on 60p cup of tea so she throws ove it you
>throws ove it you
i don't know what 'ruing the day' means
>>85414930AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA corr twerk if for daddy cor corr corrrr AAAAAAAAAA
In the past when men didn't get any sex they just went to prostitutes. Napoleon lost his virginity to a prostitute. It was the norm for thousands of years. Even Cromwell the religious nut who banned theatres and Christmas celebrations looked the other way on prostitution and brothels as long as they stayed in their designated districts.
Ship Ship Shippy of Shippinghamshire
>>85415013More of a veg korma man myself
>>85415033Id be like "sink ye teeth into this" :D
So, britfeel... what's your 'hing?
>>85415116English mustardSTRAIGHT from the jar
Bit dead here init. Only 18:50 lads what's up
>>85415154Busy wanking to unethical pornography.
ruth wearing a pretty summer dress, striking a practical yet stylish look
>>85415222Very well dressed is are Ruth. A nice middle class British rose.
Spaff cannons directed at Welpers Bottom
sort of want a curry (phall) based on prior postingsstuffed up a bit tho, had six slices of bread total today
>>85415225Sadness/worry in her dad's eyes
>>85415259He knows she's getting her tuppence stretched out every weekend. She isn't his little girl anymore.
>>85415225Bit creepy posting some girl on here
>>85415225top right is a classic rose look>>85415258what type of bread lad?
>>85415305>what type of bread lad?think i'll go with lemon and herb.
>>85414774>>85414789Thanks, mate. At least now I know what I'm looking for. I'll read up more on bit rates. I just look for a small files size and then look at the frame rate and dimensions. Thanks for being that source of knowledge, it's appreciated!
>>85415305Honey and oat
>>85415293If she didn't want the attention she shouldn't have plastered her face all over YouTube.
>army putting out fake stories of foid sex abuse to boost recruitment numbers with lads who think the lasses are free use
I wonder how John is getting on inside. He's a posh private school boy so he probably isn't used to the sorts of people who end up inside like the council estate boy Jamie is. But then again I doubt anybody can be used to the sorts of animals that end up in HMP Wakefield.
>>85415330But did you go through the effort of making a collage of her family photos? Bit weird
>>85415340Imagine all the "men are rapists" classes they have to sit through nowadays. Can't even quit. Fucking grim.
>>85415357I didn't make it, it was on her Dad's Facebook page.
>>85415354undoubtedly in cell iso for 23 hours a day on the nonce wing
>>85414698Oi, don't disrespect the dragons, mate. haha>>85414834Exactly, it's surface level moral guardianship. Consideration of all the facts and deeper thoughts of what may have happened, factors beyond the control of the 'accused' are never discussed or pondered. And second hand moral indignation, real or percieved. It's been awhile, mate. I hope you're well and it's good to se you're still around.
You're in denial, I'm in the liquor aisle
>>85415112Don't mind teeth on me todger, doesn't bother me.
Apparently he used to chuck soiled nappies out the window for John to pick up later. Wouldn't want to be his neighbour.
love dogs me, hate them barking though. when they get barking it makes me feel like movie Tyranosaur (iykyk)
I'm back at it like a crack addict
>>85415371Lmao why are you on her dads Facebook page
It a mad ting innit
>>85415408Because I might fancy a pint at one of his pubs at some point. Is that alright with you?
Runcorn
>>85415225You can't see her tattoos there.
Looking forward to britfeel on Halloween/christmas. Its my first year here, bet its comfy
Thank you janman for deleting that disgusting furry degeneracy
Shippy and his big willy bullying welper
>>85415436>Halloweenfoy
>>85415460Twice now I've been called FOY for mentioning Halloween
>>85415434Imagine her getting fucked on that bed
>>85415463must be a slow learner then
>>85415385Yeah good to see you too lad, just been super busy with work recently, so can't even really doss around much these days with britfeel open in another tab. Hope you're keeping it chill, don't let the seethers bother you.
>>85415472Epin meme :D
>>85415471Don't be so vile lad. She's a sweet rose. No sex before marriage lass.
My sister came out as a lesbian, had three fucking awful relationships with other lesbos, got jilted at the end of each one, shagged a boy but deeply regretted it because she felt like it 'invalidated' her, then got a bunch of tattoos.Women, eh? What are they like?
lollers a cute
Fuck me, would help if I linked it right, wouldn't it?Anyway, try and say something nice about Rings of Power>>>/tv/222762530
>making spelling mistakes on purpose and then greentexting myself
Simpsons kinohttps://youtu.be/fb-3sfwmwTw?si=4ZE7qjOqOtALL20l
>>85415510I like the short people
>>85415518>racist>anti Semitic What a catch
>>85415510I'm always shocked at how cheap they keep making this shite look. There's no craft in any of this any more, all temu costumes.
>>85415543what you gonna do about it big lad?
*form shifts into a sexy panther* alri lads
>>85415555You don't wanna know mongmanAnd chek'd
Read that as 'form shits' for a solid minute or so before realising it was 'shifts'. Was wondering if that was some kind of reference to shit pottery, using shit instead of clay, spinning it and forming it and turning it into sexy panther sculptures.
>>85415573yeah nothing, thats what i thought lmao
Wonder if blowjoblad got his dick tingles?
Greggs lass is more of a rose than Ruth will ever be.
>>85415593Bet her tuppence is the most perfect shade of carnation
in the five deadly venoms one of the lads fights toad style meaning he's immune to damage which is funny as most apus are weak pieces of shit that are easy to snap in two
>>85415593She's disabled and Ruth isn't.
Thinking of scrapping systemd lads but it may be more hassle than its worth. Devuan might be the answer as that's basically Debian with systemd. You pick the init during installation. Obviously I need all I can get from this old laptop.Any GNU/Linux lads here? Windows is fucking shit btw.
>>85415510it's nice they're filming outside? (is it in New Zealand?)the Covid regulations made TV/films feel really claustrophobic, then it's like they never fully opened back up. you COULD just do all these epic sweeping vistas in The Volume or whatever equivalent Amazon has.i liked He-Man but i never once properly felt, 'these people are actually outside in this world.'
>>85415643yeah Lollers mentioned this, i read their rationale and the forum threads that led to it.tbqh i don't fully understand the issue with systemd, but i'm generally for de-GNU-ing Linux. (there was some speculation a lot of this was in service of making GNOME *the* desktop environment?)
>>85415645covid made companies realise what they can get away with
>>85415657Lollers is a literal nonce though
>>85415642No she isn't. Why would you fucking say that?
>>85415657Friend has gnome 50?60? latest on Ubuntu 26.04 it still cannot distinguish between the actual active .exe file and .dll's in old windows games when it creates desktop shortcuts, so you get one desktop icon for every one of them.
>>85415665he mentioned Devuan though.
>>85415665lollers isn't a danger to children in a nasty way
>>85415667He looks like she has some kind of learning disability
Weed's here, woohoo. Spliff and then vidya time methinks.
>>85415603I'm sure it is. She is British white and probably doesn't have sex.
>>85415677He literally is. That's why he has to take meds.
>>85415679No that's Poundlass.
>>85415680yeah motherfuckeryou show those Naboo security volunteers who's boss!
>>85415637was always more of a 36th Chamber of Shaolin lad
>>85415657systemd is easy to edit and change configs for but it's what I've been used to for a long time. When I started my GNU/Linux journey, this would've been before systemd but I never really tinkered much.Some people just don't like it creating the rules...like merging /usr/bin and /usr/sbin directories. If the distro doesn't do this it flags it as a "security issue".
Shippinghamshires inside a helpless helper hole
>>85415691It's a shame it was only a mask/fake head, I thought I was an ayylum.
Oh bloody ell my IBS is coming on strong tonight oh eck
remember when Timmy was grease maxxing?
>>85415745mam? wot u doin on /britfeel/?
>>85415753My mum has it as well must be genetic
>wot if right u called someone a wanker on britfeel and it turned out it was yer nan?
Do porn addicts use Windows or Linux?
i have ibs, international ballers syndrome
>>85415762the only people who linux are nonces
>>85415762the truly addicted would use linux, that's why its commonly referred to as the perverts OS
Do you guys even identify with Britain in any other way than a living space we share?At this point this all just feels like a collective of those that don't like each other.
>>85415761the adolescence guys did research on incel forums when writing the showmad to think they probably came to r9k and britfeel at some point
>>8541576990iq mouth breather/windows/mac enjoyer
>>85415769Nah it's got to be android or ios. See a lot of news things on snapchat groomers getting caught. Most people don't even know what Linux is.>>85415773I think back in the day every porn site tried installing toolbars and activex shit. So a lot of porn porn users felt it was better to move away from windows.
Finally finished reading The Bible. I don't get it. 1080 pages and I don't get it. Haha. Kino.
6 jars in ladsss xfuckin around on the Acoustic guitar x
Honestly I think a lot of men are in denial. It is hard to resist the beauty of a young female and not have sexual feelings for them. It's why all these famous actors and musicians have much younger girlfriends. Is there really anything wrong with a 50 year old man and 20 year old adult woman?
>>85415800Old Testament >Gods promises and prophecies to the people of Israel and the foretelling of the upcoming messiah New Testament>The messiah has arrived. Jesus Christ. And he came to fulfil the promises of the Old Testament and save humanity with the finished works on the cross, those who believe on him will be saved.
>>85414950me? wank off to solo amateur only. Filmed on a blurry phone and in the moment so its authentic, none of this studio bollocks.
>>85415830They aren't in denial. Men of all ages find 18-20 year old women the most attractive. They just don't have the SMV that guys like Maguire and DiCaprio have to be able to actually date them.
>>85415837so its a load of a jew wank?
>>85415830Why is it always you are pushing this age gap gimmick/engender, what do you get out of having the same conversation over and over again?
>>85415860Must be depressing if you're in a dead bedroom relationship as an older man.
>>85415837But is it belief alone for gentiles like paul says
>>85415865Because it depresses me I can't have a young girlfriend in my 30s. Meanwhile some 50yo grandpa has.
>>85415800I like the part where Jesus tells everyone their generation will live to see the end times and 2000 years later it still didn't happen
7 jars inloving lifex
>>85415861Christianity is for everyone. Anyone that places their faith in Jesus and believes that he died on the cross for the sins of mankind and rose again on the third day will be saved. >>85415876The law of Moses still applies, after all the 10 commandments are a basic foundation of what it means to be a good person.
>>85415878Oh the woe is me posting hours is it
>>85415873Well yeah. That's why prozzies and content creators exist
>>85415879kek og shitposter
Imagine being Jamie Varley right now. I couldn't think of a worse existence. No nice middle class house. No more house parties. No more social media. No more holidays. No more takeaways. No more date nights. No more morning runs in the park. No more trips to the beach. No more trips to the cinema. No more weddings. No more family gatherings. No more nights out. No more trips to the local pub. No more nothing. Just endless regret and relentless boredom until death.Fuck me.
>>85415879Romans destroyed the temple and razed jerusalem in living memory of jesus. but i think we fucked up the kingdom part maybe
playing project gotham racing 4 on xbox 360 *makes broom broom noises*
>>85415919I would write a novel the little melt has no excuse
>>85415919Martin Shkreli had pizza the first day he left prison and he said it was the best thing he'd tasted in his life
Might order in a delicious wizza tonight. Something Jamie Varley is forever unable to do :)
>>85415919If I was him I'd just be finding as many ways to kill myself as possible.
>>85414331Two SAUAGE BAKES pls boss
mad that varley's life is still better than the typical britfeel boxroom poster
might post vocaroo x
Helper getting rough bummed
>>85415974prior warning, i won't listen to it
Might go CEX tomorrow and treat myself to a new 4K DVD. Jamie Varley? He can't do that x
had to search up this jamie varley fellow. why isn't this national news
>>85415225Some lad gets to tongue that pink arsehole as often as he likes. Neat.
>>85415984get yourself 132gb of ram to
>>85415981maybe i wont then xmaybe after a couple more jarsx
Miller & Farter
>>85415988it waspipe down
I want money and a sexy relationship. Totally sick of being me, poor and sexless.
>>85416008don't tell me to pipe down little lad
Any regular mongs in tonight, lads?You know who you are. State your gimmick.
i read in the daily mail that all prisons have extensive libraries of all the 4k releases including ones not readily avaiable
screaming at that little lad too scared to say he's running to the janman
>>85416013Pipe down xx
>>85415999Then I def won't listen to it either.>>85416013Shall I delete my 'pipe down' post?
>>85416013P I P EDOWNDoes that count? I fink so verily x
jamie varley can't post on /britfeel/ can he?must be a torturous life
Jamie Varley will never play GTA 6.
sick of constant bullying xit a cruel world x
sick of constant gaping xit a cruel world x
>>85416026>i read in the daily mailmust be true then for sure no capnot trueand I am far too old to say 'no cap'so I am sorryI will not pipe downlittle/big lad/manchoose as appropriate
life is hard for a sensitive lad like me x
I'll probably watch the new cyberpunk season when it comes out. I really enjoyed the first season.
Jamie Varley will never play GTA 7.
>>85416057kek you daft battyboi
you lads ever think you might not make it to play gta 6?
sick of being a bully xit a lushmaxxing world x
>>85416084Who did you last bully how long ago
senstive young man i am xgot my music and poetry 2 protect me x
getting second hand week smoke from the neighbourbergsits on for free and no risk either
sad lonely depressed x
>>85416119Alri Jamie lad x
Helper and helpermum getting arse raped by sikhs
>>85416082Not buying it anyway. Every time I play a GTA game is drive around really fast, shoot people in the street and that's it I get bored after about 15 mins.
>>85416148I like accumulating money and levelling up a shit ton so i can buy the most OP shit and troll with my mates
sensitive lad in an uncaring world x
>Bred the gfberg in doggy styleington onna bathroom floor againPhwoar proper good thatX
That means he had cyber sex with claudeberg btw
>>85416165buy a bed you retards
>>85416097I bully the bulliesSunday
I am Jamie VarleyAMA
Common gapey Let's go gaping Gape, gape. Gape, yeah
>>85416165Corr that sounds lushHow old is she pls>>85416071Yeah I will lol
Ever wonder is this shit is real or just the ramblings of a schizophreniac? I mean how does somebody come up with this shit? >>>/bant/24879533
mad theres a rule for trolling outside of b, whatever constitutes that
>>85416180Will you teach me how to fight
>>85416026Is true. Source: am prison.>>85415984Yeah I can lol
shittier gimmick, filtered already
>>85415919Nah it's lit actuallyLots of friends in #prison
kid should've had nonce-sense.maybe that's too far idk
Common bummy Let's go bumming Bum, bum, bum yeah
>>85416204Ramblings of a conspiracy mong. America is full of them.
mad how andy was stitched up, what did he do?*checks notes*danced with a 17 year old
Bit insensitive to joke about the Varley situation. Have some respect, lads.
Broadbridge bumming Welpermum
>>85416252I agree, /britfeel/ is better than than this.
jarred out my mind x
>>85415777Ancestrul ome. Joking slightly with the spelling, but that. People don't like each other because of politics and classism, but most normal people are ok.
Jamie Varley will never visit Flamingo Land.
>kurt cobain's daughter married tony hawk's son
>Pretending to be a man who raped a baby What a life
https://voca.ro/1kRbNE3sJ2Js
Watching the last part of Spaced s1e4
>>85416328>What a lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCmAZZnFCCI
>>85416328Report the posts palAnd move onDoes make you wonder whether your obsession with JV means you need your own hard drive checked
Jamie Varley will never attend a music festival and get lit.
Shippy parting helpers arse, choking him out, then depositing a creamy load inside him
Watching Spaced s1e5
Jamie Varley will never go nightclubbing and bust some moves on the dance floor.
Who came up with the gaping stuff?
what a fucking pathetic general
Watching Spaced s1e6
what a fucking pathetic generaI
quite the downfall for jamie varley after winning the league with leicester
Gaping Helpers shitty arse
Jamie Varley will never get dressed up and attend another Halloween party. No more spooky fun for him.
>>85416394*shakes fist*Cheeky scamp.
>>85416434actually this is a plausible thing to happen in YooKays cushy prisons
>>85416336Nice time trip. Nice little song as well.*gives you a headpat*
Jamie Varley will never go fishing and upload a picture of his prize catch on Instagam.
>>85416434>HalloweenF O YOY
Misshapen Jaffa cakes
Can I have a shandy bass and a packet of nobbys nuts please
>>85416458What have you got against Halloween lad
screws putting up some cheeky bat and pumpkin bunting in the noncewing to mark the season
Always think its a bit weird when a lad in here gets obsessed over a serial killer or sex offender
>>85415955They don't have pizza in prison?
>>85416477Nowt.
>>85416486he's doing a a le heckin ebin edge xD
>>85416486Check his hard driveMakes you think
Female screws being penetrated by two lads on D wing
Lollers' encrypted hard drives
lollers FUMING finding out CEX does NOT properly wipe HDDs
>>85416486Archetypal 4chan isn't he.
>>85416477nothing wrong with it if you're under like 12 or a yank
>>85416520Bet you're just sad you ain't invited to a Halloween party
Watching Spaced s1e6The one with the Camisra // A Team mash up
should probably see a doctor about the occasional pain i get in my nose and resulting bloody snot, right?nah i'll just leave it till the pain is unbearable
I used to buy second hand MacBooks off eBay music magpie and recover the hard drive data. Some real gold in the drivel.
Roided out Cex manager finding noncing material on lollers hard drive and instead of phoning the police he goes round and sparks him out and get some video blackmail on him
Shippy Mr Shippy you're making me dizzy!
>>85416530FUCKING MOOD SWINGS
>>85416551What a mong
Nonceberg Spaffington The Third
Throwing shapes in the church of dance
Might start a new thread earlier than 500
>>85416575going to beddingtonshire me, don't bother me one little bit
>>85416575There aren't enough posters here to care lad you knock your socks off.
>>85416575Any earlier than 480 and i kick off
>>85416581>>85416583I was thinking 499 but now I feel bad so I will not.
need something new to wank to. any ideas?
>>85416590479 here we come x
Inuit is another word for eskimo
>>85416486It's shippy, he's always been a wrongun
>>85416600Ye ma
>>85416590My kick off point is 487>>85416600Last three subjects?
>>85416530OH YA I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THA
>>85416600Vac bed suffocation
>>85416612Shipster doesn't post here anymore, lad, he's grown up, unlike us.
>>85416635WAR BASTARD
>>85416680He was posting on /tv/ the other day
You little lads best post all you gimmicks or you won't grow up and be like your uncle Shippy.
>>85416712was he posting in the pie in the sky general
Shippy human universal translator.
Watching Spaced s1e7
Ebin posts on /sp/ match threads too
Shippy the destroyer of roast dinners
Helpers smelly shitty bleeding Gaped Arse
>>85416600Roccos Anal Stories 8
>>85416600gay extreme asshole monster gape analvotze
dreadful in here
Watching Spaced s2e1
>>85416863Off you pop, babe x
Welpers arse in Sparkinghamshire
>>85416880GET OFF ME YOU BUMMER
Wondering what happened to Leigh Brown from Haverhill who presented the Dirty Boxers podcast some years ago.
Sikhs impaling Welpers Arse
Watching Spaced s2e2
You shot me in the bollocks tin
i hate landlords and i hate the police
looks like im the only one here. i feel like a nightshift security guard staring at a unmoving CCTV stream
nah I'm here but there is nothing to post about and I'm not forcing a convo lad, night anyway
>>85417147really, nothings happened to you all day?
last bump now aaaand bed
Argh the sith bastids, they hacked muh body robocop style.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FA8SYAHEfc
>>85417332Got a lil fren to help me along, noice.
Might not survive the night lads x
Sparking out mongs
>>85417480Don't be an hero anon, it not worth it.
>>85417480Become an hero in Minecraft
Bedtime for me, and I'm off to look after muh mum's dog for the day and night. Hoping there's cards when I come back on weds, and also heard there's 2 places in my town that stock pokemon stuff. I also think I'm going to go to the MS social day thing in my town, it's at the end of every month. Good to get out, but will see how I feel (nerves could be a thing)>>85417649What if he loses all his inventory?
Cocks inside gaped arse
Yorkshire Rose
Clarted out sikh owned boy pussy
>>85417807British women are disgusting
Why should I work? What's in it for me?
just woke up, work in 50, worst night of my life, ill af and barely slept but the show must go on, it fishy tuesday x
Love a penguin me
Love pegging me
female arsehole pressed against my nostrils
me and ebin moving to the amalfi coast together
Morning lads it Tuesday
>>85417807Thick thighs gonna get well fat in her 30s
>>85418469Min wage
Marmite on toast for breakfast lads. Can't be beat.
I'm that one mate the old group never heard from again
*installs a coca cola freestyle machine in the thread*you have to spit a 16 bar freestyle for a drink
>>85419033HHL loves marmite
Need a parcel from update from Evri lad right now please.
>>85419094Arriving today lad for sure
>>85419106No no no. The guy who delivers Evri parcels for a living.
>>85419113Yeah that me. If you're asking about my round I'm waiting for the manifest
why deliver parcels when you could just collect bennies instead?
My life is in tatters...
Evrilad pls bless my stuck package. May your day be free of dosser boxes. Cheers.
>>85419160Imported something lad?
>>85419139Something to do, I'm not as miserable when I'm out on a round>>85419160[blessing intensifies]
autistic people have no filter so you can see the awful person they really are
>>85419264Need to be culled
4th day soba
>>85419205Small anal dildo I bought for myself.
>>85419342That's nice. Enjoy!
>>85419342bluu'y fukken grim innit guv
>>85419127DPD guy was here at 7:58 this morning i was 1st apparently (Bread maker)
>>85419205Nope. Scarborough.
>>85419414Ah looks very similar to what I see when I import games.
>>85419414Ordered something from the Ebin shop?
>>85419264>>85419267blame the people having sex with them (any autistic people below the age of 40, the mother 'knew' about the dad and/or her behaviour during pregnancy.)
neo-/britfeel/ will say 'The Inbetweeners was like a documentary!', as though most of us wouldn't have chopped a finger off to be Big John.
i hate this class riddled country
>>85419487Second hand jeans off eBay. Not very exciting. I get my jeans for about 9GBP a pair when I buy 3 pairs. Barely worn and cheaper than retail.
>>85419380Post your bread when you make one
Me? Airwave then go time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypDtUUtuNzQ
evens i read my book odds more youtube
>>85419535Maybe a bit of Arty vs Deeline bass first.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91MVf-msJQ
>>85419504So leave.Got a passport?
>>85419547Evens I watch wife sharing porn, odds I watch Martin Shkreli Excel videos
>>85419525Bet theres cum stains on it
>>85419572Not according to the photos. Odd that you would assume that.
>>85419556>dont fix problems just run away from them
>>85419581imagine how many farts the previous owner has done in those jeans thats so fucking disgusting all just to save a few pennies
>>85419527Will do, waiting for flour etc to be delivered.
>>85419591Isn't it more hassle than just buying good bread with minimum ingredients from the store?
>>85419525>>85419581what if the stitching in the crotch or arse is just wearing thin, and due to tear soon?
>minimum wage goycattle has to lug a fucking 16kg bag of flour up five storeys
>>85419585>>85419608I only get 'grade a' relaxed fit Lee jeans as I like the fit and fabric. The worst I have to deal with is the previous owner using fabric softener that smells bad, but one wash sorts that.https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_dkr=1&iconV2Request=true&_blrs=recall_filtering&_ssn=walkst1&store_name=lhnbargains&_oac=1&_nkw=lee%20relaxed%20%22grade%20a%22
>>85419612>minimum wage goycattle has to lug a fucking 16kg bag of flour up five storeyskek did made me giggle that image
>>85419602Making bread always worth it x
>>85419612What do you need this much flour for?
me? constipated. haven't had a shit in days
>>85419585>just to save a few penniesHave you seen the price of new Lee jeans?
>>85419632He can do overhead presses with the flour
>>85419591>>85419612lmao holy shit i thought that was a typo.get four of these, anon. you can't go wrong with extra flour, can you?
>>85419632Mandem likes his bread, pipe downBread makes you fatMaybe mandem is fatEither way, pipe down
>Inside the asylum centre 'holiday camp': A gym, football pitch, snack bar - and 17 minibuses to ferry migrants into towns.
what's the heaviest item that i can order from Amazon, that also does Prime (from your door) returns?https://www.amazon.co.uk/Yaheetech-Adjustable-Dumbbells-Dumbbell-Training/dp/B0CPTSST9Tcan anyone top 30 kg?
>>85419602There's quite a few reasons, you know exactly whats going in and the maker does all sorts of things, this one is the Kitchenarm bm8520 and can make cakes, dough/pizza dough (I have bread tins for the oven), rice wine fermenting, jams, all sorts of breads not just a plain white loaf, brown, rye, sour, amish and so on. >>85419632 about 30 full size loaves out of it which for me is about 4 months use by myself but i'll be doing the odd loaf here and there for family.
>>8541965550kg case of weights https://www.amazon.co.uk/50kg-Barbell-Dumbbell-Chromed-Weight/dp/B08PKYD5LF
Waiting on the new thread timerSit tight
>>85419660if it does more than just make bread fair enough, otherwise its pointless imo
maybe a fire safe, they are heavy
>>85419664cor cheers lad
>>85419673I use my bread maker for pizza dough and then make my own pizza, way nicer than store bought
Lift and shift to the new bread>>85419682>>85419682>>85419682
>>85419612Evrimong status = FUMING
