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How would the average robot fare in prison?
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>>85415237
I'd just keep to myself and spend all my time reading, exercising, playing chess, and flirting with the female nurses and security guards.
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why does prison sound so alluring?
(expect for the potential threat of assfucking)
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>>85415262
How are you built? Are you effeminate in any way?
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>>85415262
nigga thinks shit is sunshines and rainbows you're getting raped until your prolapsed and bleeding in there
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>>85415290
I've never had anyone mistake me for a woman, so I don't think so.
>>85415483
I'll just stay away from the mean people.
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>>85415483
if everyone in prison was a white guy would there still be any rape
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Id just ask for protective custody. I can barely socialize with 100 iq normies there is no way I am going to socialize with 80 iq knuckle dragging criminal apes
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>>85415237
would sudoku on the first day for sure
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>>85415262
>I would just socially isolate myself and paint a target on my back
>>85415516
>then when someone presses me I'd run away and fold instantly
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
YE DAS RITE BITCH NIGGA
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>>85415237
the average robot wouldn't make it
me? I'd become a shot caller
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>>85416108
>socially isolate myself
I'd be vice-captain of the prison chess club
>then when someone presses me I'd run away and fold instantly
Why would any of my prison friends press me when I'm so gosh-darn nice and friendly? You wouldn't want to draw the ire of 9/10 of the prison, would you?
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lmao imagine going to general population, u share a cell with another guy, you gotta poop next to each other, he's busting nuts on the same bunkbed as you every night, you are forced to socialise because you are caged together, knuckle dragging apes want to beat you up.
No thanks amigx. I'll go to protective custody, my own cell, own shower, books to spend my time learning, no mandatory socialisation, quiet nights. no apes trying to fight or rape me, 23 hour isolation would be a luxury, the short chats with guards would be all i need and being friendly I might even charm my way into getting a ps5 and tv for my cell
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>>85416236
>23 hour isolation would be a luxury

You go insane, everyone does. Ive done 23 hour lockdown, you go insane
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>>85415237
What prison group would you be in?
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>>85415262
Same
I'd try to contribute to the bible study
I've seen prison videos on youtube (mostly from undercover dramatizations) and the ones that participate are usually from any race, origin, etc and this group seems to stay out of trouble
They gather in someone's cell and just read and have discussions. I could try to get them into other adjacent literature like C.S. Lewis or Aquinas. Nicomachean Ethics maybe for those that can't be persuaded by Christianity. They let you buy books in there and I could get them better recommendations than the stupid shit they normally buy like the 48 laws of power etc.
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>>85416401
NTA but where do you think you are
Do you think 24hrs of constant aggravation and noise is preferable to what we more or less do already
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>>85415237
What's with Americans and prison rape? From what I can see it's really become part of your culture, everyone treats it as something normal and expected. The only other places where this is true are all uncivilised third world shitholes.
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>>85417226
Americans have been conditioned to associate prison with rape, because they are mentally ill
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I would suck everyone's dick all day long.
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I don't know why you guys think PC would be easy? I don't know about USA but here it's hardcore lockdown, filled with sexual predators, rapists, pedophiles, and gang members fearing for their life. Why would that be easier than GP? And you don't just choose to go there, at least here. When you're intaken the prison will look at your charges, your vulnerability to assault during previous sentences, gang affiliation etc. Here what happens is if you get beaten up, they move you to a different unit (still GP). They only auto seg you if you come in on bad charges (pedophilia shit, and they have a special prison for cops/prison guards). It's only if the prison think it can't protect you in gp (because you've been repeatedly assaulted through different units, that they'll seg you). At most you can just ask to move units. They will generally do this though, but you have to say you fear for your life or you've been assaulted.

I did 7 months in nz prison gp.
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I'm a 5'7 autistic white boy fuck you think im gon do

Probably have to sell my pooper for honey buns

Prison is hell on earth for subhumans
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>>85415237
I'm a skinny guy with long hair, but I can get along with criminal types and prisons in my country are somewhat comfy, so I think I'd do pretty well. If needed, I would probably cut my hair to look less attractive, but I'm not even sure if forced gay stuff is a thing where I live, because criminals get to hire prostitutes and they can have sex with their wives/girlfriends in a special designated room.
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Anyone remember that one wand show where they would put people in prison like reality TV? That One super nice dude suddenly became the leader of the local skinhead group because he was so nice?
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>>85417226
Niggers are gay as shit, Id beat up inmates for fun not fuck them wth
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>>85417208
You dont understand.

Being alone in your home, where you have access to food at will, can to on the internet, can message on here, play games, watch movies. That is completely different to being in an environment where eveything you do is governed. They tell you when to eat, when to wash, when to sleep. There is no comfiness. Hold your arms out side to side, thats how big your cell is. You go insane, because the psychological pressure gets to you.

You think you are immune, that it would be easy for you. You're a fool, you think you're more human than the millions of others that have gone before you in such circumstances. Everyone goes insane, thats what its designed to do. I guarantee after 6 months, you will be permanently changed. Prison is truly horrible, you cant comprehend it until you've experienced it, and you should be grateful you have the luxury of being so naive and uninformed on the topic.
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>>85417208
Oh, and one more thing, wtf are you talking about. Prison is noisy, you'll get some lunatic next door to you that howls likea dog at 3am, and the guy the other side bangs his fists and kicks the door randomly. This isnt comfy, if youre sensitive to loud noises, its a living hell. Prison is extremely noisy.

I think its a sign of narcissism when soneone who has 0 experience tells someone with experience what things are like. Just say "sounds crazy", move on and hope its never you in that position, because you wont last
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>>85415587
meanwhile in the real world this buck is zesty
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>>85417727
>That is completely different to being in an environment where eveything you do is governed. They tell you when to eat, when to wash, when to sleep. There is no comfiness. Hold your arms out side to side, thats how big your cell is. You go insane
That sounds very similar to my childhood minus the daily screaming fest and/or flogging from dear old dad

>>85417733
Can I buy earplugs? I'm not familiar with the minutiae of prison nonsense. But I would rather have the door kicking and screaming come from another room than from the same cell, just as a matter of simple distance.

>I think its a sign of narcissism when soneone who has 0 experience tells someone with experience what things are like.
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>>85417767
Andrew Tate pov
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>>85417767
98% of forced (non-statutory) rape in the US is black male on white male
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>>85417767
>the fantasy
>>85417813
>the reality
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>>85417813
Not the other anon ITT but damn niggers are truly gay as shit
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>>85417813
>>85417826
It's always interesting to see what the shut in incels that spend their life on the internet are into.
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>>85417837
oh, everyone in these comments is a shut-in incel? even though they're probably 50 year old married boomers
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>>85417850
I'm talking about YOU. You that I see every time I come to this board. All you think about is raping white males but you will never do it because you are a pussy
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This guy is super left wing btw. White anons should know this.
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>>85417853
Plenty of wh*tes have been raped by my ancestors. They still cry about it to this day.
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>>85417862
Like I said,, you are a weak incel shut in that beats off to rape porn because you are emasculated. You are a loser, bro.
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>>85417872
>You are emasculated and weak if you overpower and rape a weak wh*te """man"""
Ayo, ytboi. Tell me one thang. Is it pink?
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>>85415237
Would just join the local neo nazi gang immediately and chill
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>>85415237
I would probably get raped, I got that girl ass and not fat so it would be in my best interest to steer clear of prison
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>>85415262
If you are white you'll need to join a gang because prison niggers love raping white men for some reason
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>>85417226
>uncivilized third world shitholes
You already had the answer
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>>85417860
where in that screenshot is the literature of karl marx mentioned?
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I would join the Aryan Brotherhood (the most violent prison gang in America) because I'm not retarded lefty that is raceblind. You, OP, the lefty tranny, will 110% be raped. By everyone. Of all races.
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>>85417977
listen to what the normies are saying. big tyrone likes it when whiteboys squirm. that's what normies think of you
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>>85415587
freaking wholesome as fuck
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>>85418027
So what's your goal with these posts? You think you are preventing a white uprising or something? Or are you just some faggot? Or is this how you regain a bit of your own masculinity back? I'm trying to figure out your psychology here. You've invest a big portion of your life into this clearly. Years.
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>>85415237
I'd be
>The Power Bottom of Cell-Block C
and likely wind up contracting turboAIDS during my first three weeks. I'm 6' and about 155 lbs...as a man.
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>>85418042
calm down. one day things will be ok
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>>85418054
I mean you even evade bans because you got banned yesterday for these exact posts. So you are extremely invest into this to the point you are spending money to post.
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>>85418064
i absolutely did not get banned yesterday. also how would you even know if another user got banned?
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>>85415237
Well I don't live in USA and I am tall and have some muscles so probably fine. Just won't start shit and get some rest from all the responsibilities and obligations. Maybe train a bit more, finish my book, get another degree?
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>>85415237
I live in Australian so I'd probably be all right. American prisons are hell on Earth though, basically third world tier. I wouldn't last long there.
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>>85417727
I'm not saying you're wrong, but I'd genuinely rather go crazy alone than get raped/the shit kicked out of me on a daily basis once they find out I'm soft as shit. Becoming a jabbering nutcase who talks to himself is preferable to getting raped and killed.
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>>85415237
How has no one posted This is what happens when a 4chan user from v goes to prison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUhxBQqDbeY
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>>85418292
The system uses blacks as human pitbulls in the prisons to keep whitey in line
Another great benefit of diversity
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instantly raped to death first week
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>>85418494
onIy if you're white
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>>85417862
Uhh anon.. you dont want to know what happened to yiur ancestors



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