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How do you get a r9k husband
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>>85416806
that guy is not on r9k. he's fucking bitches in his mansion
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>>85416806
race mixing is evil gtfo
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thats literally episode 1 shid
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>>85416806
Literally just ask.
Also hi again nona, still lonely I presume :P
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>>85416869
Lol, whenever I ask anon to even be friends with me I get ignored but tbf I don't do it often. I mean where are you from and how old are you
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>>85416906
I'm from the US (deep south) and 22
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>>85416816
My r9k ex was hotter than him imo so egh
>>85416931
I mean I live far bat we can still vc to just to vc
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>>85416933
>I mean I live far bat we can still vc to just to vc
I don't vc so sorry ;-;
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>>85416933
Are you from europe? Germany, since the guy you keep posting is a german actor?
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>>85416966
I sorry
>>85416983
I am European
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>>85416806
Add an anonymous poster on discord, message him every day for two years and then ask for him to come see you
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>>85417026
Ok but do most men here want to be asked for me to make the first nove
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>>85417120
It will take some initiative, we are prone to losing hope, despair
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>>85416806
Ask for someone's discord.
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>>85416806
How old are you? How much do you weigh? What is your hair and eye color?
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>>85417137
>>85417173
I guess I am also concerned men would be rude to me if I do on one on one convo
>>85417202
I mean how old are you and where are you from

I am normal bmi
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>>85417213
I'm 22 and I'm from Germany
BMI 21
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>>85417231
I mean I don't want to sext
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>>85417242
It's your turn to say how old and where you're from. And give an exact BMI
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>>85417254
You didn't respond to the sexting point
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>>85417260
What? Was >>85417242 meant to be a question for me? You didn't word it as a question, just as an unrelated comment. I have never sexted with anybody, if that is your question.
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>>85417254
Lmao you're off to a great start anon
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>>85416806
be a woman to date him
be a a gigastacy if you don't want him to leave, cheat or get bored within the next five years
Be an age resetting gigastacy if you want the above but for the rest of your life, possibly
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>>85416806
Are you qt and white...
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>>85417268
I mean idk do you want to vc just to vc
>>85417324
Oh I am not gigastacy sad
>>85417380
Define
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>>85417390
>Define
>Qt
What are you on a scale of 1-30

>White
White
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>>85417393
You need to define more
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>>85417399
What am I defining do you not know what white means?
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be east asian
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>>85417400
It's literally subjective
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>>85417405
You have to be ragebaiting. You must be spanish or italian kek
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>>85417418
Literally proving my point
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>>85416806
I mean, I wouldn't be super opposed to dating a girl from /r9k/ but I fear it'd be difficult to actually find someone I'm compatible with. Also I would want to be friends first
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>>85417401
do you genuinely, seriously find this person attractive?
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>>85417422
Lmao I can see why no man wants ur annoying ass
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>>85416806
Be schizoid and also work from home and basically never go outside.
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>>85416806
>How
More like "Why".
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>>85417424
How old are you and can you expand
>>85417439
How do you know that everyone feels that way about me
>>85417447
How would that help
>>85417491
I like how there isn't fake positivity here
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>>85417507
>How do you know that everyone feels that way about me
Well you're on r9k begging for a husband...
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>>85417507
>How old are you and can you expand
Mid 20s. Issue is that I have a lot of baggage, both mentally and by circumstance.

I say I'd like to be friends first because I think a lot of relationships are built off of mutual loneliness or other ulterior motives rather than mutual care. I want to be able to say enjoy a woman's presence without rhe expectation of romance or sex before ever moving into that, especially because what little past experience I have has taught me that a relationship will have rough patches where the "butterflies" aren't really there and you need something more substantial for the relationship to rest on.
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>>85417430
I would give her the kind of sex that has her cunt turning inside out and gripping my cock
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>>85417545
I mean I am too busy rn to write more but where are are you from
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>>85417592
Midwest, Eastern part. You?
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>>85417592
Why the fuck do you start every other sentence with "I mean"? Is the point to come off "aloof"?
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>>85416906
you need to show your tits first and then ask, duh.
so how about it? wanna show?
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>>85417544
How does that prove it
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>>85417697
If you were pleasant you'd probably already have a husband by now
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>>85417702
I mean you can say that about anyone trying
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>>85417706
Correct. The people worth pursuing were scooped up young. Now all that's left are the shattered and broken messes like yourself. Good luck!
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only girl im marrying from /r9k/ is the Scottish one with the adorable voice every other foid need to kick rocks
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>>85417601
What is your discord, I am far away but we can vc just to vc
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>>85417719
Lmao, nobody wants to vc with a stranger foid, shoo
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>>85417390
>I mean idk do you want to vc just to vc
Yes, I am open to that.
pro_meth_ian
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>>85416806
i have a husband but he's not r9k though
so im not sure how that helps
just wanted to brag a little
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>>85417834
Lmao ur gay bruh
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>>85417719
gnomermcgnomington9479
I'll keep an eye out for you.
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>>85417845
we can find you one too if you want probably
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>>85417864
Hmm what about a wife...
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>>85417876
i'd wingman for you for reeeeeeel
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>>85417947
Would you arrange a marriage for me o.o
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>>85417953
i can get you talking and be the best hype man for sure but you gotta seal the deal yourself though
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>>85417864
>>85417947
>>85417967
One in a million woman, God bless you Nona
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Bro I suck bro
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>>85417834
Where did you meet him where
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>>85418090
thanks! i think lol

>>85418489
on the best board ever
he wrote me a poem today too
it was very cute and made me feel special
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>>85418565
Which board is that erm
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>>85418573
you arent gonna try and steal my husband are you
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I wish I could get a fembot wife.
Depressing
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>>85418804
How old are you and where are you from doe
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>>85418814
I'm in the midwest US and chopped so I have basically no options.
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>>85418837
You didn't say how old and why you think you ugly
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>>85418854
33
Bad face, have never been well received by women.
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>>85418814
Why do you immediately ask everyone that and refuse to answer these yourself
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>>85418864
26, from greece
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>>85418862
We can vc just to vc
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>>85417947
where so i sign up for r9k wingman
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>>85418871
Lol wasn't expecting you to answer. tfw old and far away
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>anons actually lining up to talk to the schizo greek fembot

yall are in for a real treat lmao
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>>85418893
It's pointless if we're across the world from each other and will never get married
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>>85418920
That anon isn't me but we can vc if you want
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>>85418945
are you actually schizo
>>85418927
she's not like an axe murderer who will dox you and post dms and shit right
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>>85418957
shes just incredibly obnoxious
unironically autistic and absolutely not in the cute way
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>>85418936
OK I just like vc
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Haha no husband



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