I'm still embarrassed about that time 5 years ago when I went to a hospital for a splinter in my foot.
>>85418282that's funny anon.one time i had to take a shit at a bus stop because i couldn't make it back home in time and i really had to shit, like i was gonna shit my pants.luckily it was like 3 in the morninng so only one passing car saw me shitting at a bus stop.
>>85418297That's gross kek. In the grass?
>>85418306no i had to scoot my asshole off the edge of the bus stop seat and hold my ass cheek open then shit off the side of the bench.these two dudes i used to hang out with back then "pranked" me by buying me a big gulp but they had put laxatives in it and invited me to walk to their house at like 2 in the morning, halfway through the walk my stomach was killing me and i needed to shit so i started running back home since i wasn't gonna make it to the dudes house. i was like 20 minutes away from home 10 minutes away from a McDonalds. this was back when they were 24/7, but i knew if i couldn't make it to the McDonalds so i had to settle for the bus stop.it was dead quiet and when the shit came out it splatted on the ground and the sound echoed through the street, it was a huge like quazi liquid shit.i literally ran back home, shit some more and then finally got to wipe my ass, i had to shower. it WAS gross.
