>Be me>Late 20s KHHV chudcel>buy feet pics from college stacy>progress to buying videos of her humiliating me for being pathetic ugly virgin>buy her worn socks>can now cum handsfree from smelling her used socks and a pair of used festival boots I bought.>Hate myself but it's the closest I've ever gotten and will ever get to touching a woman.>Sometimes I tell her how beautiful she is and how happy she makes me.>She coos and awws and says I'm sweet and a good boy it makes me feel warm and I can sleep well those nights.What about you anons? What is the most pathetic down bad thing you've done out of loneliness and sexual desperation and frustration?
I went 2 weeks without masturbation and got so horny that I broke down and paid $40 to an eWhore. She ghosted me as soon as the check cleared. It was my fault and I learned to never simp again. A lesson worth $40
>>85418372$7k for a hooker in a brothel outside Las Vegas. She was pretty, everything was clean and above board, got to do the girlfriend experience and all. It was fun but I wouldn't say it was $7k fun. If I ever go again I'm taking a friend and splitting the bill.
>>85418372Had sex with a guy. I'm heteroid.
>>85418372One time I shoved 3 boiled eggs up my ass before heading to work and went about my day with them inside me until lunch time came. I pushed them out in the bathroom stall, brought them back to the break room and ate them. nobody suspected anything but I was rock hard eating the eggs that had been marinating in my guts for 6+ hours. also feeling them shift around inside me whenever I walked around or squatted to lift something heavy made me almost cum in my pants
>>85418445why'd you do it? details pls
probably when i was 26 or thereabout and fucked a 39 year old single grandmother who was also a cokehead
>>85418529>39-year-old>grandmother
>>85418607>have daughter at 20>she has child at 19>you are now a grandmother
>>85418607>>85419042it's weird to think that grandmothers were probably even younger than this for all of human history. my parents waited until their 40s to have me, that's gotta be extremely unnatural.
>>85418372my colleague caught me smelling her chair when she walked out the office but came back because she forgot something, worst moment of my life
>>85418372Stole a female friends socks and proceeded to coom in them the entire day even jerking off with them on call with her
>2019 25 years old>long term neet. at that point never left the house >start wanking one night and get an idea after too much r9k use>go into bathroom and find a make up kit, doll myself up>had long hair the time so tie it in a girly way>find some old soccer socks in my drawer and pull them up as high as possible >point a mirror towards me>goon to sissy porn while blowing my ass out with my finger and lubed up carrots >go into the most ecstatic sexual state I've ever been in >actually look super hot in the mirror as well >do this for a couple of nights in a row before deciding that it's too powerful of a drug and if I don't quit now it will totally consume my psyche I might do it again one day.
>>85419077Do you have autism anon?
>>85419120What happened after? Did you have a threesome with her and my mom?
>>85419183incels fantasies are never rl anon
>>85418372>What is the most pathetic down bad thing you've done out of loneliness and sexual desperation and frustration?Your mom
>>85418372Had Chad's baby because his gf didn't want to go through pregnancy
I remember being 14 and standing naked in the living room with my erect dick in my hand while mentally debating if I should fuck the family dog or not as it emptily stared at me. Thankfully I didnt do it but I think that thats the most down bad I've ever been.
>>85418372I ordered used panties from japan
Took a creepshot of my coworker in order to nudify it with AI
back when omegle existed a girl on there told me i had a pretty waist and kept like feminizing me and giving me emasculating backhanded compliments. i found that really hot in the heat of the moment so i didn't stop her. instead i just did what she told me to do and we basically took on this like sissy/dominatrix relationship. this went on for years and led down a nasty fetish road that culminated in me shaving nearly every square inch of my body below the neck and wearing a tiny little miniskirt to trick dudes on omegle into jerking off to my ass and then once they came i'd reveal my balls and skip to the next person. she was going to have me download grindr and make an account full of photos of me crossdressing so i could invite gay dudes over and have them fuck me and record it for her to watch. i almost did it but i remember signing up and specifically thinking "wtf am i doing" and deleting everything / ghosting her. haven't done anything sissy related since. sometimes i think about it and randomly make that raisin face you make when you remember something painful. i spent so much money on toys and outfits and makeup and shoes.
>>85418517Shells on or off when you inserted them into your anal cavity?
>>85418372My coworker was eating her lunch and didn't want to finish it so she said I could have it. I accepted and ate it for no other reason than I knew it was a rare opportunity to eat something a woman cooked.
>>85419325I peeled them the night before.
>>85418372I cashapped a stranger $300 for the boxers he was wearing.
>>85419178yes. my old mother combined with me being on this board at two in the morning on a weekday probably makes any other answer impossible.
>>85419318God I've been tempted to do this but I feel like by power of elimination I'd be prime suspect if someone else ever saw it somehow
>>85418517when they said you must eat all the eggs they meant the other hole>>85419329I felt that
>>85418372Im on fansly supporting a disabled polish girl. I genuinely think what she does is amazing and she cums adorably but I know its only because im lonely as fuck and this girl actually appreciates somebody praising her
>>85418382I dont care what she did to you, aint no pussy worth 3.5k for one fuck let alone 7k. My god being a woman really is fucking easy mode.
>>85419341Just to have a random dudes underwear? Are you a guy as well?
>>85419341You can just do that? Free will is so beautiful.
>>85419475>Just to have a random dudes underwear? Yes. I approached him, told him I thought he was overwhelmingly beautiful and just kept showering him with compliments. He seemed to be responding well, smiling and laughing and blushing and everything, so I took it a step further and asked if he would be willing to sell me his underwear and he agreed once I told him how much I was willing to pay. He went to the bathroom, took off his underwear, came back and handed them to me and I sent him the money, thanked him again and scuttled away with them in my pocket. Went home and jerked off at least 5 times huffing the shit out of them relentlessly.He was absolutely gorgeous. I hope I run into him again someday.>Are you a guy as well?Yes.>>85419483Yeah you can just do stuff. I was terrified though. If he'd reacted negatively and punched me in the face it would've been devastating. He was very, very buff. And just not like bodybuilder-tier, show-muscles-only buff. He was legitimately fucking huge. But he was very kind and sweet though. I wish he was my boyfriend.
>>85418517this nigga laid eggs lmao
>>85418372I fucked a fat chick once. It was horrible and I was disgusted the entire time. I just wanted to feel something.
>>85420075:(That's a really mean thing to say, anon. A human being showed you affection and you regard that as one of the lowest moments of your life because she wasn't a model? Shame on you. Look inward and change.
>>85420180I didn't tell her, obviously.
>>85420719Beside the point. Your mindset is fucked.
>>85418607>>85419042A 20 year old CHILD? Having a baby? Oh goodness gracious no. Poor girl had no idea what she was getting into. Didn't even finish developing her brain for another 5 years. Then the teenage pregnancy of a young and dumb 19 year old who probably didn't even know what sex was.
>>85418372i was hard into abusing cough syrup and drinking dxm in its various forms, one night i got sick and vomited it all back out onto a container bin lid, and just, slurped it all back up. pretty low point desu
Paid for 1 month of Tinder "premium gold" to see who had liked me. At best, prostitutes, at worst, just spammers.I'm certain there are "female" accounts that exist just to auto-like male accounts
>>85419318>>85419444this is what social media is for
>>85421034when i buy viagra from the gas station im called a faggot, but when this guy buys digital hes not called a fagg-just kiddingholy shit dude lmao, faggot
idk I guess it was doing meth, but desu that shit was fucking amazing and the most fun Ive ever had in my life by far since my college life ended, which was a very long time ago. I only stopped cause i was staying up for literally 3 days at a time and then would finally pass out and do it all over again and eventually I started feeling like my heart itself was in pain which is a scary fucking feeling and sobers you up quick. but if I got a chance to do it again Id do it, even knowing it will just end up in the same cycle again, because whats the point being """healthy""" and fucking insanely miserable 24/7. Id rather go out in a blaze of glory and finally live a little, its not like anything of fucking value is getting lost when I die.
one of my first jobs was a convienence store clerk and I would regularly steal cigarettes, candy bars, drinks. I have no idea why, I was never a klepto before or after this brief phase. and I didnt have much bills to pay at the time, I couldve just bought all of that shit and been fine. I eventually got caught and I got fired of course. its not like I stole huge amounts of money or anything but looking back now I cant believe what a total fucking nigger I was, and I feel bad for my old boss and its deeply embarassing. thankfully no one besides a few coworkers I had even knows this about me.
>>85418372Once spent like 2 hours trying to find the socials of a girl from my hometown who I had a crush on, but was too much of a sperg to even get her name. Ended up finding them, then I made ai deepfakes of her and jerked off to them around 20ish times across multiple days.Worth it...
>>85418372Spent $200 on a fake hooker that I knew was a scammer just because she was at least pretending to flirt with me in her messages and nobody had talked like that to me in a long time.
Banged a fat, ugly woman in her 50s when I was in my 20s because I had been going through a multi-year dry spell.She invited me out to a casino/hotel and I stayed a night with her. She took me to a comedy show, bought me a nice dinner and drinks, and let me gamble with some of her money so it wasn't so bad. I felt so disgusted with myself after though I don't know how anyone could be a sugar baby or prostitute and not be suicidal.
>>85421229>because I had been going through a multi-year dry spell.my penis has never seen the inside of a woman
>>85421295My penis has never seen the inside of an attractive woman, and I'm not sure which is worse tbqh
>>85421326>and I'm not sure which is worse tbqhobviously me because i've never had sex
>>85421340You could go bang a 300lb old woman if you wanted to, or even hire a hooker. no matter what you look like. I'm not saying you should at all, I'd rather be a virgin at that point, but you do have options if you're that desperate to know what a vagina feels like.Sex makes you feel bad and gross if it's not with someone attractive or at least someone you like.
>>85421354>You could go bang a 300lb old woman if you wanted to,no i couldn't
>>85418372jerked off probably
Spent 6 hours looking for a specific porn video
>>85421741i did this once and didn't even bother fapping to the video once i found it. such is life
got really lonely and cuddled with a guy once. this turned into full on tongue kissing but I didn't go further than that.
>>85418372Flew all the way to Japan to have sex with my Japanese girlfriend.
>>85418517I hope this isn't real but I lol'd irl from reading this.
Had sex with a German shepherd and tried to be a 4chan lolcow
>>85418517>My egg bills were through the roof!
>>85421741I got to page 50 or so of the search results on a porn site before I realized I wasn't having fun and skipped a bunch of videos that were good enough to goon to
>>85421741What video was it? I still sometimes think about this great video I saw years ago, but could never find again. It was an amateur video and the girl had these pink and black striped thigh high socks.
>>85419337How the fuck did they not burst in your ass?
>>85418372Had a 26 hour long goon sesh to multiple porn games, mainly summertime saga
>>85423150How do you goon for 26 hours?The most I've cum in 1 day is 4 times and that was hours apart from each other.The 4th time hurt and nothing even came out.
bought a femboy online a chastity cage
>>85423150>summertime sagahorrific art
>>85421034I bought Bumble premium and it actually worked as intended, just turns out every girl who likes me is obese or a single mom.
>>85423164I was edging and training, ive edged and trained so much i can easily last for hours
>>85423169I like it, im so pissed the lazy niggerfaggot didnt finish annies storyline she was my favorite
