What does a slighly below average guy like myself have to do to get a 6/10 gf like this?
>>85419300You have to be an attractive man. It's that simple.
>>85419300woaaahive rarely been starstruck by a woman like I have just nowmaybe become a millionaire
>>85419300Well we both know that isn't a sex so we can skip over that part. To get a girlfriend like this is simple you just need to be better than 95% of guys
>>85419300Big booty yeayuh
>>85419300That girl is a 9 where I'm from.
>>85419490>Well we both know that isn't a sex so we can skip over that part. To get a girlfriend like this is simple you just need to be better than 95% of guysOr pay her
>>85419300You have to be smart enough to work it out for your self.
i just ant a girl loves me and knows i love her fat butt
>>85419300Is having scratches, bruises and other shit from sitting on things with basically bare butt worth the attention?
>>85420135Yes, everything is worth it as long as she gets Chad's attention
>>85419300You have to make money
>>85419300That's a 10/10 if she's flat chested/has small boobs in my book. Very difficult for me to pull
>>85421072she's objectively a 7/10
>>85421082You forgot to account for the fact that she's beautiful and perfect and incredibly sexy however
>>85421090you forgot to account for this brick
>>85421259It missed
>>85421560here. catch
>>85421570Thanks, gonna put him in my hair and have him control me to cook >>85419300 picrel a nice meal
>>85421592in that case, you're gonna need one of these. here
>>85421609Thanks, love me tomatoes
>>85419300That is a 4 out of 10. She might have a cute face but she's way too fat. She looks like she's into niggers. What you need to do to get her, is tell her that your hobbies include killing people and taking their money
>>85421773>anon's brain is so cooked on /pol/ propaganda it turned him gaygrim
>>85419300Women love guys that can teach them interesting stuff. Your face can look like its trampled by a pack of hippos but she will still choose you over a guy that looks handsome but aint got shit to teach.They like stuff that somehow benefits them physically or psychologically. For example: tell her about how an autophagy diet can slow down and sometimes even reverse the aging process. Or talk about self hypnosis and how you can use it to re-program yourself. This is the kind of shit they like.
>>85421090>>85421259>>85421560>>85421570>>85421592>>85421609>>85421661embarrassing samefaggotry.
>>85422703Nope, we're different anons.
>>85422703>r9k is so abysmally dogshit now that newfags don't believe lighthearted shitposting is genuinei wish you could've experienced a better r9k, retard-kun
>>85419300What's it like to fuck a girl with a big ass?
>>85423321feels like fucking a girl with a big ass
>>85423329Yeah but what's that like?
>>85423455it feels like fucking a girl with a big ass, except you're fucking a girl with a big ass
>>85423470yeah but what's that like...?>orig
>>85423490>imagine you're fucking a girl>imagine she has a big assit's like that, but you're doing it for real
