Evri dosser boxes edish
Sean spammer, you awake?
OUT FOR DELIVERYBless up Evrilad
>>85419643I'll get another 16kg sack around December and give that driver a deserved Christmas tip, good to keep some flour in reserve.
>>85419695>arrives at 20:26
Do YOU think the Wethersfield asylum centre is too luxurious?Yes - it is like a holiday campNo - basic facilities are necessaryMaybe - the real issue is the cost
CYCLE MY WEIGHT SET, FIRE SAFE, AND SACK OF FLOUR TO MY FRONT DOOR107 HILLTOP HOUSE, THE PEAKS, BEN NEVISIT'S GOOD EXERCISE CHOP CHOP, WAGIE
>>85419697>give that driver a deserved Christmas tipawh nice one lad. i think 5% is customary, but maybe call it 1kg? it Christmas x
>>85419698IME if Evri are scheduled after about 4:30pm they will swerve me with a 'delivery attempted' excuse and it goes to next day.
>>85419708*remembers that Scandinavian prison documentary*anyway 'asylum centres' shouldn't exist the way you'd like. it costs the taxpayer (we agree there) and they should set a limit of 48 hours, not weeks/months.just a business/industry, like prisons in the US. the inmates could have PlayStation 9s, the wardens could be on seven figures a year, doesn't matter. get rid of them. bring back proper dispersal and process claims quickly (which would include deportation over long stays here).
>>85419688Normally around half past 10, sometimes earlier. He must be back on track today.
ill af my lads been throwing up all morning send help asap
PHP 8.6.0beta2 day today. I am ready to compile from source code.
>>85419729thought you meant your sprog for a secondyou'll get better laddington'better out than in, i always say'- Shrek the ogre
>>85419725Ah fair one. I will be patient. Maybe he is selecting a YT link.
>>85419714>1kgNo i'll be needing the full 16kg bag again.
binaries should have to match a signed hash that corresponds to an official build, or they don't run.'muh optimisations!' okay, but why isn't your binary 1:1 the same as everyone else's release? how do we know you haven't modified the code? (which, then prompts the question: why?)
>>85419729u shud hav sum bredsoke up the vom
Garn corsica in october x
Can't stand the kayfabe of 'acceptable discussion' on the asylum seeker situation.The issue is not the specifics of how they're housed, whether their accommodation is too luxurious, what the acceptable limits of spending per person are, how many meals and what sort they're served each day, to what extent the govt must accommodate their culture/religion etc. etc.The only issue is that they are here to begin with when they shouldn't be. This is what it comes down to. People who should not be in the country being allowed to stay and then the govt shifting the discourse to the quality of their stay, rather than allowing for discussion of whether or not they need to be expelled from our borders (they do).
>>85419742what OS are you running?
>>85419747How are you housed?
>>85419750I just use my iphone to post here
>>85419751In my house that I work to pay the mortgage for.
Me? Finding the biggest, lightest thing on Amazon so the courier can only fit one or two things in the back of their car.
>>85419740only watched this recently, kino film. not what was i expecting (it's more about a fella going insane than gangster action).but god damn imagine having that much cocaine sat around. some drug kingpin HAS had piles of cocaine in his mansion possibly BECAUSE of this film and obviously you'd end up like this lad but GOD DAMN
>>85419747Morning, Rupert
>>85419750Microsoft Windows 10 Pro.
>>85419755what desktop/laptop OS are you running?
Anyone not using linux I really have to wonder about them. How raped do you have to be?
>>85419764you don't get to a moral high ground of espousing binary checksums running a Microsoft OS, I'm afraid
Nitter is currently down today lads, sorry I can't be posting my usual british political digest for you to enjoy
>>85419770s/raped/simple
>>85419775*puts picnic stuff away**loads car**wanks cock**leaves thread*
>>85419772i mean even if Microsoft are too lazy to digitally sign all their programs, i can still check VirusTotal or somewhere.
The fuck is a 'binary checksum'? Speak english you nonces
>>85419789and yet they bang on about binary integrity from third parties, shit is wildnot used Windows since 7 - is UAC still a thing?
Morning lads, just to confirm I did in fact get that blowjob and it was lush
>>85419794pipe down, fattie
>>85419809was there breeding after the blowie, or just a sloppy mouth job?
>>85419809congratulations, did you return the favour?
>>85419794the checksum of the binary.you know these seals on old-timey letters/envelopes?imagine those, but instead of those, it was a cryptographic hash function of the actual contents of the letter, where the signatory could be verified according to a web of trust.
Been watching a lot of Outside the Order on youtube, seems to speak to me quite a bithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcklRcbsceYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wG7t-z9dHQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oww3kOz8cW0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKXA-a0qQK4
>>85419816corrrr. love going down on a lass me x
>>85419815No breeding, it was a full and complete suckoff to a cum-in-mouth finish>>85419815Not this time, was just about me for this one
>>85419801>not used Windows since 7 - is UAC still a thing?aye, they've toned it down though.it WAS suddenly annoying in Vista or whenever it was added. but equally, it was crazy Windows could just execute random programs as root (essentially). i mean: it WAS multi-user software, not too far off how UNIX works. just insane they didn't think of that until so late, and then everyone (understandably) complained.
>>85419829top man - thanks for the reportI will now have a wank thinking about you being noshed off by your gf and
apparently trains no longer let you buy a ticket on the actual train?i suppose it was always going that way.
>>8541969850:50 on whether it arrives today given>>85419717
the lad posting after this post is a wrong un and should be avoided for your own safety
wawawawawa hehehehehehe lololololololol
>>85419794>The fuck is a 'binary checksum'?>>85419817>the checksum of the binary.Glad we got that cleared up - today I learned etc. Always a learning opportunity in britfeel.
>>85419865you sound like a proper wrong unI will avoid you at all costscheers and have a good day x
I have nay dropped anchor in the upstairs ocean for many moons
>excuse me sir/ma'am/ziir, but our facial recognition cameras detected you at ORIGIN STATION and now here at DESTINATION STATION.>however, we have not detected any card or bank transactions indicating the correct payment from your account to our ticket processing agency.>accordingly, you will be detained here at the turnstiles until a helpful member of our family can be with you.>apologies for any inconvenience.
>>85419866well the way adjectives work, it could have been a type of checksum that's binary.you HAVE been CLARIFIED, whether you like it or not.
>>85419875clarified that bitch like butter
>>85419682>zero emission deliveriesCan they guarantee the driver won't fart or burp all day?
11am, need to empty my bowels after eating a burrito yesterday. but the postie could buzz at any moment.it's thrown me, that other day where he came at 10am or something daft. used to reliably be 11:00-11:30.
>>85419891i would also like my delivery emitted from the vehicle into my hands/home, if i'm being honest.
>>85419875>it could have been a type of checksum that's binaryCould it? Are there any checksum types that are binary?
Gaped gape
Joomi Kim is my no-nonsense anti-woke asian MILF dom. She's got that detached condescension in her voice and mannerisms that makes her great for one of those dismissive types of doms where she'll be all like>eugh, really, that's as big as it gets? *rolls eyes* so useless *tightens strapon harness*
>>85419893They do that don't they?
Might buy Helmet Mutant's "Sumo (Extra Large)" from Amazon>35.4kghttps://www.amazon.co.uk/Helmut-Newton-SUMO-20th-Anniversary/dp/3836578190/show-info-21
if my post-shower hairballs are getting smaller, am i going more bald or going less bald?
>>85419908gtfo with your AI shit mate
Why isn't there a metric system for time?
>>85419910actually that edish is only 18kg
>>85419916https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_time
>>85419916There is, it's called the 24 hour clock
>>85419911more baldyou have less hair to ballhence more baldur welcomestay hydrated
>>85419910this really was one of THOSE ideas someone was going to have sooner or later, wasn't it?i'm guessing i've been between to the punch on 'Blanc', my book that is entirely blank pages, by 100+ years?
>>85419923>60 seconds a minute>60 minutes an hour>24 hours a dayyeah, that ain't metric, big lad
I should say it's all jokes (mostly) I know evri lad seems to take pride in delivering the old fashioned way (carry it to the home).
might get into blacksmithing
>>85419932fact is he turns up and is reliable, I am grateful or that commmitment and consistency
>>85419916why do scientists claim metric and/or 'SI' units are all clever-clogs perfect, then they're shite like>1/299,792,458 of the distance that light travels in a vacuum in 1 second.and>1 of the weight of a specific ball locked in a vault in Paris.?yes>hurr durr they can be derivedbut we also (now) have fixed values for, e.g., a stone or a foot. except normal people know what those are.
>>85419946>scientists>normal peoplechoose 1
>>85419934damn, John Stockwell is running rings round us ;_;might stick to that other anon's idea of posting a ton of empty envelopes to the Hebrides.
>I don't get something therefore ur a stupid face
>>85419948oh i meant they're the separate camps, lad. except it's scientists who specifically claim THEIR units aren't based on *snarf* *scoff* arbitrary nonsense like...FEET and ROCKS! dohoho!>b-but lad, you're doing the same about the speed of light thing.yeah because it's arbitrary nonsense.
Me? Got pokeplans for today, heading to one of the shops in muh town. Need to fully wake up, and get a shower, then venture out (get a lift off my sister).Songnotrel, just badarse.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM_nGN_du84
>>85419949really useful boxes multipacks are my jamhttps://www.amazon.co.uk/Really-Useful-Litre-Storage-Clear/dp/B07D6XXVG6/show-info-21those fuckers do NOT nest, that's most of a small van in one order right there
me? dire straits
>>85419955>i went out of my way to learn what a 'metre' is, rather than just saying 'yards' when i intuitively know what a yard is.>i am therefore more clever, because i put more effort in.
>>85419960>arbitrary nonsenseeverything is arbitrary nonsense, by that measure. and I agree with you.practice optimistic nihilism, life is much better.
Me? Dr Spinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_O35BDdtWY
Nice choon? Sure, why not.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ffD8_-s1TQ
>>85419974i mean it's all constructed to some extent. but it's like language: you and i know English, we also know it has a lot of silliness. but it came about naturally over time through usage. >NOOO YOU SHOULD ALL LEARN LOJBAN: THE LOGICAL LANGUAGE.k, good luck with that.>practice optimistic nihilism, life is much better.thanks anon good advice. but we all have our pet peeves, don't we?
>>85419973projecting your insecurities here a bit, lad. maybe reel it back in and don't listen to him. you're better than that. big up, boss man. you got this. cheers.
>>85419984>all have our pet peeves, don't we?sure. emotions are feelings, and we can control how we react to them. beyond that, what can we do? not much. so, we control what we can, and deal with the rest.nobody is coming to save us, ergo nobody is going to stop us, either. qed.
Morning de lits x
lots of big words being thrown around atm
bit of technotronic then off to the warehouse for mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6xDiPubxVU
>>85419995make some comment on Sean's bumhole if that helps you to settle lad x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55_9o8LoWiw
Manuela Barbara Kamosi Moaso Djogi
Might be in a good mood today lads.Gonna smash the shit out of the day lads, fr fr.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i54r2r-GbrY
Might download TikTok for the slurs
>>85420015>for the slursI doubt you can even call each other a faggot on there, lad.
might download tiktok for the dancing 14 yr olds
>>85419995pipe down, or it won't just be your binaries getting checksummed.
>>85420009I'm not up to date on current MPs, sorry.
all irony aside, are we at the point where e.g. 'unalive', 'grape' etc. just ARE slang/words?wordfilter-dodging is nothing new ('ghey', 'pr0n', etc). i understand if it started as a joke.but is it no longer a joke? please help. i feel old ;_;
Grub balls deep in sean's bumhole
>>85420042Sean should unironically have the same kind of agreement that Chika has when it comes to paying rent
Going into town to grab a fresh sausage roll from the bakery for lunch and also going to get steaks, asparagus, mushrooms and mashed potato for dinner, I'll probably make a nice peppercorn sauce to go with it. My wife and I will have a lovely meal and then go upstairs to our big bed and have loving sex. No condom. Finish inside.
>>85420039People use those words IRL, not in a joke way. I even saw a podcast where they couldn't say homosexual, they said homoshmexual or something, yet had no issues saying heterosexual. It was a debate that had Andrew SNIZZ Wilson in it, and he likes using those terms a lot.
Sean spammers not yet ready for the dayit LUSH
Gurbaskh and Sandeep sending the heavies round
>>85420049Where do the bakeries get the sausages from?
>>85420051imagine being a grown adult and 'debating' on podcastsabsolutely not LUSH at all
>>85420047Sean has his rent paid on full by the tax payer (i.e me)
>>85420049>Finish inside.Bit weird to start in the bedroom, and finish outside, desu. Filenamerel.Hope you have a good night.
>>85420060Not sure, but there is a local butchers which sources meat from around the area so maybe from them?
>>85420060chains have in-house butchers or third-party butchers suppliersmy local burger van pays 6gbp a kilo for butcher sausages and they're way better than supermarkets
Spot of ye olde poprock?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk
>>85420067The way it should be to be honest
>>85420049>Finish inside.corrr lucky hergetting your man spaffingtons right in her tumpsylucky girlimagine your balls throbbing as you pump right up in her at the climax of your lovemakingthat moment of true vulnerabilityher sopping wet tuppence clinging for dear life to your girthy membercorrr ladgot a semi now thinking about ur wifeycheers
Got 2 rounds all next week and the week after. I'm glad because I'm getting home too early and I hate being at home
>>85420079he should be in borstal, for watching THAT video multiple times
*smashes a can of energy drink and runs round the thread in circles at top speed*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUzd9KyIDrM
Me? Never spaffed inside a woman, condom or not. Quite unhappy about this but genuinely do not know what I could do to change it. I am not a rapist.
the pleasure of cumming inside
>>85420093I've had a few fun wanks in forests.
>>85420093Sorry, I should've said my wife is a fully grown woman, not a child, so you probably aren't getting the right picture noncers
>>85420087*this but also collides with a wall and soils self while unconscious*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg
>>85420097in my fairness, it's a 2-ch meme and i was looking for one of their ASCII art cat things (but i got lazy) and i have no how idea it was an oreganopostenjoyee your WIFEtime, anon-san!
>>85420098*puts a opened half eaten jar of nutella next to you, so it looks like you had a snaccident*
breakneck pussy pounding
Dubstep fanny fingerin
Ahh soul music.
>>85420093You're so fucking gross, kys asap you disgusting nonce
chud morning everychud
did the 'it just FEELS racist' crowd ever agree what race these guys are racist against?i think fantasy orcs are black people (black Americans. specifically), everyone agrees on that now.
>>85420093That you Lollers? I have a Linux related question for you
>>85420123https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpaceJews
>>85420123Was that crowd full of lefties and liberals? They make everything about race.
i am NOT Lollers stop 'accusing' me of 'being Lollers'
Why is he pretending to be Lollers?
>>85420129are they not Japanese businessmen? but with Taiwanese accents.sort of like how Watto went from 'an Arab stereotype' (trader dude in a desert) to 'a Jewish stereotype' (trader dude in a desert).
Proper mong hours init
>>85420136okay well let's say i WAS Lollers would i (then Lollers) (not IRL, just in this hypothetical) say >i am NOT Lollers stop 'accusing' me of 'being Lollers'????NO.
might scran a sandwich, what do you lads reckon?
alright ladslollers hereama
>>85420161why isn't your tripcode the cool !lollers one?(not calling you a liar)
screaming at the lad who thinks he's 'grafting' by carrying something from a van to a front door
>>85420155Do it, have a nice banana sarnie.
god, Skins was so deep.
>>85420182Parking my car rent free in your head lad
>>85420186corr two bananas in one day? i'm not JD Rockerfeller over here lad
>>85420161trying a new tripI am not really lollers either
>hate q, love qrather burn my money to be quite honest.
>>85420193go ahead little lad, i know how much those 20Ps mean to you
Sean never learned how to drive. Couldn't hack the theory test due to his learning disability.
>>85420190lots of young tits shown thoughlove me some young tits
This is a good choon, desu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce2KN06dS7c
>>85420182>screamingbit of an exaggeration
me? Team Evrilad
Will the dross posts disappear once school starts again?
gonna download tiktok to see what all the fuss is aboutno young lasses though, that's wronglegal age big titted slags are fair game thoughLATER SHITLORDS
>>85420207>notlollersi think you are the REAL Lollers because he's a neurosexual.
>>8542020420p more than you'll ever earn lad
Had a collection for some bloke today, app said it was 4 collections, he only had 1, but it's alright I've put a claim in for the other 3
>>85420223I am legit not lollers fyi
Ok, spliff then shower time, and see if I'm nearly ready to head out into the IRL.
Life got you down lads? Just put on some music and have a little dance, it'll make you feel loads better
>he bragged over 20pOMD!
>>85420240>exercise + SSRI
Gawped Gapes
I wonder how much of post-traumatic victim support is based around 'not all browns are this bad, don't let this harm your perception of niggers, islam is really a religion of peace'. I wouldn't put it past these woke clowns to go in with that first.
>>85420248The people running those things are all proper radfem man haters. Probably just tell them to direct their hate towards men in general instead
>>85420241Aww the wittle wad is still wupset
It's so annoying that we have to wait until time travel is invented before we can lay the retarded notion of religion to rest. As soon as we get it we'll just send people back in time and verify if Jesus really did rise from the dead or not.Of course there will still be mongs who, even after watching unedited recordings of the three days between crucifixion to supposed resurrection and then seeing absolutely nothing happen, will still be professing their faith for some reason, but the majority will happily be silenced once and for all.
I wonder what a Swan Session Blonde tastes like. Why don't they sell it at Waitrose?
>>85420240>>85420243lollin at the distinction there.i mean i don't fully understand what i'm looking at, but by the same token, where is booze?you feel less (acutely) depressed on booze.booze + e.g. going out or chatting with friends, more so.same goes for stoners who sit around and mong out on their sofa, versus stoners who watch films with their mates (the actual substance has an effect so it's not the other activities).
>>85420248Therapy is paying to talk to a liberal woman for an hour a week so they can convince you to adopt their worldview.
going to start calling people 'pissants' until one of them thinks i mean 'pedant' and 'corrects' me
Spliff finished, and I have to say, might sack town off and just doss on vidya all day.Fuck it, executive decision time, we're dossing. Town will always be there, this server could disappear one day.Funky choon time methinks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd-k8fpqj0M
>>85420269>Of course there will still be mongs who, even after watching unedited recordings of the three days between crucifixion to supposed resurrection and then seeing absolutely nothing happen, will still be professing their faith for some reason, but the majority will happily be silenced once and for all. muslims genuinely believe that jesus wasn't crucified but rather god cast illusion on the jews and made it look like he was crucified
Might sit with my curtains open today, and if I see the postie walk past and nothing gets delivered, I'll wrap a baseball bat round their head.You can take R royal mailBUT YOU WILL NOT NOT DELIVER MY POKEMON CARDS
>>85420298Muslims believe Muhammad rode around on a talking donkey named Ya'fur
>>85420290sounds more like peasant
>>85420301>Adult with Pokemon cardsstate of you
>>85420306think you just watched shrek mate
>>85420312he has the mental elf
threats of violence? oh dear, well all claims must be taken seriously, mustn't they?
>>85420283Then go to a different (male) therapist. Easy. Next.
>>85420312>whinging at people online trying to be le epic twollState of you more like.
What is your question and I will answer if I can?
>>85420318In that case, give the man some more benniebucks
>>85420315Not even joking lad. They also believe this donkey was the last descendant of a long line of donkeys rode by other prophets including Jesus.
Bet she thinks meeting the local mayor is a very British achievement. Too bad British white men don't have opportunities any more. We are too privileged to be in our own country and must now suffer with immigration and gentrification of our great cities.
>using 'le' even ironicallystate of you
>>85420326Did I trigger you? Sowwy. Fwagile pwick.
>>85420298is this more or less stupid than what atheists actually believe?
>>85420321It's clearly a joke anon, I wouldn't really open my curtains.
>>85420326>leOh do fuck off
>>85420332Some lad gets to tongue that punk arsehole whenever he likes
>>85420346Not fair innit
>>85420337Yes, you were very close to ruining my day. But luckily my bubble wrap onesie is very soothing.>>85420343Do you not have your own onesie?
>>85420332i didn't like my last local mayor very much (he just didn't deliver on his promises) but he at least had pleasant conversations with me. it's clear he WANTED to do all these projects, but he was finding it difficult.the current local mayor? pure stuck her nose up at me, didn't she? as she does with everyone who isn't a journalist or something. it's not her job to speak to the pissants.
>>85420360>pissantsyou mean pedants
https://youtu.be/zhl-Cs1-sG4chooning out tbqh
always good to try something new friendsvariety is the spice of life x
>>85420395Enjoy your poopingbergs
So tracking is available, but only when they fail to deliver something?Makes perfect sense.
>>85420395will you be wearing nappies to?
is that THE postie at the blue door?red top, but a yellow hi-viz...?
>>85420406because you only paid for the cheap option, it's not scanned at every point in the journey, only when it's delivered
>20p you'll never have
Watched a movie called Mustang the other day, it's a Turkish movie. There's a scene in it where some of the main characters (girls aged between 12-16) are talking about how they have anal sex with their boyfriends to stay virgins for their wedding night.
>>85420425I didn't pay for anything. They'll bring in a subscription service or pay for guaranteed delivery dates service soon I bet. One for both sender's and receiver's, double the charge.
saw a massive brawl between like 5 magpies today, mad little birds
*disco dances in the centre of the thread*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1LP81eSKY
Sikhs closing in
>>85420436>I didn't pay for anythingThen you got what you paid for, I don't see the problem
Want to take a nap but can't stop pooing
>>85420455>I don't see the problemCustomer satisfaction.
Joined about 10 days ago, not doing too badly.
>>85420406quality stuff innit lad. my redelivery failed, i 'can' request another one, but the link just takes me to a page saying i've already requested a change (the redelivery).full tracking shows it's just sat at some centre, 'ready for redelivery or collection'.>>85420425this is Tracked48. i would like it to be delivered, not just sat there for a week.ta RM x
>>85420464You didn't pay anything and the seller cheaped out, you should be satisfied with what you get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K6ODTZ7c10i want my i want my 20pi want my i want my 20pi want my i want my 20p
>>85420476They're shite.>>85420480Nuh uh. And I haven't got it. Who is satisfied with not getting something?
>>85420223I might be neurosexual. but traps aren't gay.
Maybe bezos bought royal mail in order to force everyone to prime and their next day delivery?
Traps are, by definition, not gay, because they have emulated the feminine form convincingly enough to make heterosexual men think they're women and thus desire them.
Samosas inside a gaped arse
>>85420346Oh I'm sure the British boyfriend is very much into his Turkish delicacies. Short lasses love their tall, handsome, middle-class British lads earning more money than them.
rapidly turning into /courierfeel/
>>85420517imagine bending her like a pretzel and penetrating to a decent depth
hmm. it's now been 20 minutes since possibly-the-postie was at the blue door.not one of those lads with good eyesight or optical zoom, but that WAS a red top. just not the orange, branded high-viz jackets they usually wear.is it still regulation Royal Mail uniform to wear a yellow jacket?
>>85420517>Turkish delicaciessounds like was someone in 1700s would call some form for perverse sex act
thankfully didn't find any underage lasses on TikTok but FUCK ME what a dumpster fire that. place is eh x
>>85420530what weird shit did it pigeonhole you into?
Cheapest prime item I've found is 58p:https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000KJO7KU/show-info-21
Did that lad ever get a new pair of shoes?
>>85420538brown people learning English, for some reasondidn't spend enough time training it to show me thicc simpleton lasses into exposuremaybe next time
>>85420539find me a prostate massager, good bit of kit them
>sets up a subscribe and save for 58p item delivered EVERY DAY CHEERSwhere's my 15% off bezoslad?
>>85420510Trap on girl porn is straighter than regular porn
>>85420551https://www.amazon.co.uk/CorePlay-Thrusting-Vibrator-Prostate-Massager/dp/B0FL88TGMC/show-info-21
Was she on her period or something? How can we be at this level of non-seriousness as a country? This actually happened.
>>85420558corr looks lush that, shall be putting in on the christmas list for mummy
>>85420520I'm sure it would be lush but I would much rather do that to a decent British babe. >>85420528It's probably some porn video name for Turkish-themed smut.
>>85420570Bread and circuses, my guy. Plus genuinely incompetent people.
A girl like this will never know sadness, loneliness, poverty, hell even fucking criticism will be an alien concept to her. She will be praised and lauded and gifted her entire life.
>woman moves mouth>this actually happened!!!sad boxroom little incel
never mind there is the REAL postie ACTUALLY at the blue door.
>>85420601timmy level of snooping lad
>>85420570>This actually happened.months ago*keep up, slowpoke
>>85420594>woman in charge of the (ostensibly) 5th largest economy in the world>crying her eyes out during PMQsWhat the fuck are we even doing here? These are obviously incompetent morons, unsuited to anything in government. Rachel Reeves, in a meritocracy, would cap out at being a branch manager for a Shoe Zone store. It's so absurdly unserious. Actually yeah if you're the fucking Chancellor of the UK you should be sacked if you start to cry during questioning about the economy and the light barbs you get from the opposition during PMQs. What the fuck?
imagine you're trying to do your job and some sad demented little manchild gremlin keeps taking photos of you because he wants his chinese trading cards for children
>>85420588True lad. The only females that aren't are those on the local news with some weird genetic condition. If they're not deformed/disabled, life is going to be very easy for them. Relationships whenever they feel like it, get a job easily because female HR and male manager sees a female name on the CV. Life is grim for men now but you can't complain otherwise you are a misogynist incel.
Lowercase seether can't into there being multiple posters talking about the same thing.
Stargate was actual soul
Life is shit when the government won't give bennies to a British lad like me. Meanwhile the fucking immigrant scumbags get welcomed, nice hotel/facilities and given weekly spending money. Oh well, at least I am not funding any of this through taxes like you wagies.
>>85420634Woah is that major briggs from twin peaks
>>85420642The government shouldn't be giving bennies to anyone
They'll never have to work a day in their fucking lives. There is no justice, no god, no karma. Just some people are born lucky and live great lives and some are born unlucky and live shit lives. Nothing can change that and you only get one shot, sorry if you didn't roll in the top 1% but it's fucking over for you.
>>85420668Bennies to mentally ill British men like me. Otherwise men like me will eventually boil over. Putting men in prison or giving them bennies? The latter is cheaper especially when you can consider the damage costs of one's actions in a mental episode.
>>85420679They probably do one hour of volunteering a week at the dog shelter and think this is a good contribution to society.
>>85420680You're not mentally ill and even if you were it's not the government's job to pay for your life.
>>85420679GIMME THAT ASS WOOOO
Welshlads...what's up with you lot these days?
>>85420684More work than the lads here lmao
ooo aye ladslet's just say i won't be hurting for painkillers for a while, heh
>>85420588It's at times like this that I miss Bootylad
Each of them got paid 50,000 dollars to stand around for this photoshoot. They've got six more booked this month and dozens more throughout the year. Miilonaires for existing. Anything they want, any sex partner they want, any time they want. You don't get that. I don't get that. Because we're unlucky, unloveable, ugly men.
>NEETs complaining about pretty women never working
>>85420709Boo hoo. Get a grip lad
>>85420692It is because there are no opportunities for the white lads in my town. Just pay lads a pittance or they turn to crime and cause a lot of damage to society.
>>85420698You can't even volunteer lad. I checked once and these places need "references". Fuck bothering. As if every person has lots of acquaintances and a good social standing.
>>85420679Id give anything to berry my face in those arses
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16068637/breanna-lane-alan-briggs-family-feud-perth-home-ownership-dispute.htmlcreasing
I just want to live on my own in a council flat and not deal with family or any one really.
Sikhs knocking
>>85420722yeah a lot of these places have application processes and selection processes that are basically job interviews, really.it's the sort of thing you'd come up with as a joke, but nah, it's where we're at. being turned down to volunteering due to 'high demand' or because you failed some test, didn't have relevant experience, whatever.i did just give up, tbhaiche.
wonder if Blad is still around
>>85420722>>85420740Not having a go but have you lot actually applied to volunteer or is this just what you've heard?
>>85420722t.dog botherer
>>85420746yeah latter poster, it's my experience. might be dated now? went through some pure 'i'm going to volunteer' phase and got no acceptances. even stuff where it was like the night shift somewhere, where i THOUGHT i'd be good. also a lot of it was just what SHOULD be (paid) work.i'm sure this always happened e.g. you run a charity shop, 5 teenagers ask to volunteer, you pick 1 somehow. but seeing shit like 'due to the the high volume of applicants for ths position...' or 'unfortunately, you failed the aptitude test...' nah fuck it, you've lost me.
>>85420702I'm around lad, just don't post on my trip much any more.
Trying to get into feet
>>85420757>might be dated now? went through some pure 'i'm going to volunteer' phase and got no acceptancessorry should state: this was 2020-2021 after the whole lockdown thing. maybe now you can once again just go into a charity shop and say>hello i'd like to volunteer. when you need people? you need people on Saturdays from 12-5pm? great, i can do those! here are my details...for any zoomers reading: yes this was how it actually worked. you don't even 'apply', certainly not online or in some Monster/Indeed database.
now this is built for bbc
any lads used Morrisons Now, or whatever it's called? who actually turns up? is it like one of their staff, or some Just-Eat/Deliveroo type driver?and do they ask for ID if you get anything age-restricted?
>>85420774Volunteering hasnt worked like that for decades
>>85420765Good to see you still around lad. Booty makes the world go round. I was afraid all the recent spam had scared away most regulars.
>>85420746like he said >>85420757I read a lot on how volunteering now is oversaturated with applicants. So basically you are now competing with thousands of others to volunteer. Something that used to be a foot into building up your work ethic and experience now has stupid requirements. No wonder so many people just don't ever work their entire lives.
>>85420709Sounds like a thing a gay lad would say, you a batty boy?
>>85420798Aye, have noticed a considerable drop in thread quality lurking the past couple months. Maybe we're due a renaissance, who knows?>Booty makes the world go round.Truer words have never been spoken x
>>85420765So let's go take a closer look.
now we only need Titlad back
Monglads monging with each other on a Tuesday afternoon
I wonder how easy her life is.
You are NOT upper class if you don't use Fairy to wash your hands too. What an interesting character are Ruby is.
>>85420845I shall have to ask Magda which product she uses
>>85420860And who is this lovely princess?
>>85420867She helps about the house, quite the hard worker I must say
Gaped battys
tis al so wery
>>85420906this but spelt bettar
>>85420918tis an trewe middel englissh spellyng, gode felawe
>>85420845ye faery princess
might watch The Orville but i'm on a zolpi and a xanny and as soon as this food shopping arrives (IF it arrives) i'll have to tend to do that and all their 'ID' bollockscan't even relax. as soon as this 'shopping in progress...' actually starts progress, i need to have my finger on the button in case they try to replace my brown bread with white, or something'NEETs have an easy life.'- wagies, who would say 'propaganda does not affect me' if asked
>>85420940>'NEETs have an easy life.'>- wagies, who would say 'propaganda does not affect me' if askedi recently had 1% drop in womfyiness, they really don't know how hard we have it, do they?
>>85420954it's true, lad. you're adjusting for scale too, aren't you? 1% to them is like "the new three-piece in the conservatory has started creaking". for us that's...well i don't even need to TELL YOU the type of thing it is.also lollin now delivery driver on the way to the supermarket to pick it up, 'my shopper' hasn't packed anything yet? it's 15 items, he's just down the road. get your skates on pals x
>aGgHhh I hate SI units im going insane AAAhhsPerformative redditry
She is a lush american asmr bint. 19 year olds really are peak female. Hope to see her on OF someday before she's ruined with tats.
>>85420709Supply and demand. Stop being the demand. Detach yourself. You have no means to make any difference apart from how you handle your own emotions. Be better. I know you can be.
>>85420940You've become quite nasty desuPerhaps you always were
>>85420829I bet she has a tidy trimmed fanny mound
>>85420845Double chin. Grim.
Getting your days mixed up is a sign of having a rather easy going life. Can't believe her simps think she got to the point she is at today through her intelligence. She just has a very wealthy family. Can't stand her to be quite honest. Very snobby.
60% done and minimal bickering A new record
>>85420995>today I had a cheese sandwich
>>85420982She doesn't strike me as a female that likes to neatly trim her mound. An all natural princess.>>85420992Quite a furry chin too. Definitely a hormonal imbalance going on.
>>85420974i joke a bit, lad. like right now i genuinely dislike that some driver has turned up at a supermarket, just sat there, while some employee is rushing around (including, possibly, for substitutions i've put diwn in advance). like nobody wins there and it COULD be coordinated better for the actual staff involved.i do also feel on edge, though. like if you were Desmond from Lost in the hatch. it's not even typing in the numbers, it's all the time BETWEEN that. you'd just be all itchy (don't want to say 'OCD' but how people used to say that) BETWEEN the numbers.idk. it's like 'hospital staff are incredibly overworked' but also 'patients have to spend 20 hours in A&E'. both things are bad. i won't actually get some masochistic glee that people are struggling, de lad
Life is so straightforward that you invent problems for yourself. Makes you think.
>>85420971The yanks are far more likely to end up on OF than the British roses unfortunately. There's a few I'd love to see more intimately.
>>85421014She will take a throbbing cock in her next era. There will be no gag reflex with practice.
Off to /gif/ to find some depravity that these so called roses will engage in sooner rather than later
>>85420995Are you the American mong from /brit/?
>>85421015Nah you're really like that. Unseemly at your age.
You could land a 747 on each one of those girls foreheads.
>8 items in "the care" of an untrustworthy unreliable company
Correction. Canadian mong from /brit/https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/PvGQfWIvP2EdKMzkV2wg8w/
>>85421016or maybe some people just do have those problems.like idk ladwe can be aware there are starving children in Africa, but the corner shop is out of milk, damnor that some people have chronic/terminal illnesses, you have a migraine, buggerthe difference is: some people are chronically comfy. i think gratitude is a noble quality, and it's one some people lack above a level of privilege/wealth (i am both in a flat that is about to get freezing due to all the draughts/lack of working heaters, while also grateful i managed to find a flat and get a roof over my head)like, what's the 'correct' alternative...? if anything, it's posters here just finding reasons to be nasty. nasty reason #1 stops working? they'll move on to nasty reason #2 (classic one upping lad style x)shall just be complaining when that's my feels. it is what it is.
>>85421042He's struggling to imagine my cock
Crossboard drama spastic
>>85421054Because it's so small?
>>85421050Nta but you just proved his point lol. Self obsessed blowhard
>>85421040nah, you just invent things and then decide your own inventions were true. it's interesting what gets dropped.i actually have high empathy (EUPD) and high sympathy. i wish i could be a psychopath or an autist (not just Asperger's), every high-EQ person has those desires.
>>85421041you'd think they would obsess over something nice looking But oh no, its double hairy chin, five head, 2/10 uggos who post the most mundane shit ever
>>85421063aight. well, nothing more than i can add to that if you've made your mind up lad. you'll just then see things through that lens.worked example above? now null and avoid. or lies in the first place. i have skin? nah lad, made of cheese, i just SAID i have skin.
Not saying I would be happy but I wouldn't be sad if every jew on the planet died
>>85421075i'd be sad, quite distraughtlike jfc even if you're some massive anti-semite, just think of the loss of life(and all the knock-on effects, dead paramedics and that)
>>85421050>or maybe some people just do have those problemsYou aren't in that category lad. People with actual problems don't have the energy and time to make 100 posts a day. I'm not knocking you for doing that but as someone who's had actual problems the very very LAST thing I'd ever have been doing is posting about computer games on here. You have little neuroticisms that you take for problems to add a bit of drama and excitement to your incredibly comfortable no responsibility free money free flat free everything life. It's a bit much someone like you lecturing us on problems lol.
Her life > your life.That's it, at the end of the day that's all there is too it. Not because of anything she has done or achieved or struggled for, but purely and solely because of her genetic luck being better than yours.
>>85421088dead jew paramedics you meanthey only work for themselves
>>85421017Only know a few non-british asmr bints on onlyfans. The British roses are likely doing better financially and wouldn't want to resort to doing that and focus on getting a proper career.
>>85421100>ywn go to the beachif only I was born a foid!
>i have a minor bugbear with a current situation>by its nature it includes two other people>both of whom i am expressing consideration for>WHOA YEAH TOTAL TOXIC PSYCHOPATH CONCERNED AND ANYTHING YOU SAY OTHERWISE *CONFIRMS* YOU'RE EVIL BECAUSE uhh...DECEPTION and UH IT APPLIES RETROACTIVELY BECAUSE um...MAGICgive ur head a wobble m8.
>>85421100She deserves it tbqh, she should have a least 1000 men toiling in the mines for her sole benefit
Tbqh that is the kind of thing that rubs people the wrong way."Umm yeah maybe people just have problems" meaning, when you say "people" you mean chiefly YOU, the main problem haver. You don't care though, rubbing people the wrong way is their issue and their fault of course and it's actually more proof you have a mental health am I right? People can't just be dickheads, its mental health.
well you know what really grinds MY gears
>>85421096no joke: when was the last time i posted about computers games, if you think you know?i asked Lollers how to mod GTA on a console because i was curious about how that worked. i mentioned i don't play them much myself.like there's a REASON i'm sat here, lad. i mention i am neurotic but there's other stuff going on that i will (frankly) be keep private, as you have right to about your problems (i'm assuming they're health-related).you can only go off what i say. and yeah i josh around sometimes, i try to keep things light, not really go after others. but when these seethers start targeting posters? just bullying, innit.
>>85421107Lol you are reacting exactly like a toxic psychopath would though?
>>85421039No I know there's some guy that posts here on other boards.>>85421022She's playing her asexual gimmick very well in her videos. I bet though she is having lots of sex but it just wouldn't fit the theme of the type of girl she is trying to portray online.
Doesn't even matter that she's has ruined her body with tats, she'll still be able to get anything she wants any time she wants. All the sex and five star penthouses and michelin meals and holidays to villas on private beaches. All because her body is nice. She got lucky. No luck for me though de lids x
It appears we have landed in schizo hours
>>85421131eh, just report and ignore the trollers lad.they aren't arguing in good faith (i was wrong.)
>>85421122Yes yes lad I'm wrong I'm the problem just like everyone else who you've done this to over the years.
>>85421131Is it really schizoposting? Is complaining about losing the genetic lottery on r9k a reportable offence?
>>85421128Isn't it mad, this timeline>wonder who this bint on my basket weaving forum is>reverse image search>maddy maye>search maddy maye onlyfans>seconds later i have my cock in hand watching her boobdrop vidsour ancestors are missing out
>>85421122There's like 5 little sly creepy assumptions you make in this post alone about me when you don't even know me. Which are wrong btw. That's how you operate though isn't it. Constantly building up little strawmen dolly versions of people to knock down. Proper little creep. Constantly judging and evaluating people and stacking them up against your own creepy jealous standards.
>>85421153Meanwhile our early ancestors>wonder who this bint outside my cave is>bang her on the head with my club>drag her into the cave>shag her senseless and have a dozen kids together
Beware the undercover dark triads.
>>85421128Having a fleshy slit between your legs means the world is your oyster. If only men could leech off women and barely/never work.
has anyone dealt with 'Flint Bishop' for debt collection before?
>>85421155This applies to YOUR post he was responding to.You are obsessed, seethemong.
>>85421124Which personality disorder or affliction is this from? I'm going with OCD/Perfectionism
>>85421065I like girls with nice heads and large eyebrows. This is peak female. It was so frustrating when they'd shave their eyebrows off in the 2000s and draw them back on. Hated that.
it's a proper solicitors rather than the usual ones so it's a bit scary, but it's standard 'your debts have been passed to us' stuff.can you request 'breathing space' or whatever it's called? does that stop them adding fees or sending bailiffs?
>>85421176Not really since I haven't blogged my life on here, so he doesn't know me. I am talking about facts from his own words he is making assumptions.
found this hidden gem lads, absolute bangerhttps://youtu.be/NxxjLD2pmlk
>>85421184You could pay the bill? Are you meant to just get utilities for free lad on top of everything else?
>>85421128Who has she ruined her body for? You're making ill founded assumptions about her and her life.
>>85421073>null and avoidanyone? shall I take this one?
It's like he's offended and puzzled if you don't pay for something you get chased up for it? What level of entitled childhood nonsense is this.
Once went to a dating meet up even thing in my 20s. All the guys stood on these tiered steps and then all the women entered and had like five minutes to chat and look us up and down and then they'd write down the number any guy they liked was stood next to and hand it over to the organiser and then they'd arrange speed dates for anyone who got their number picked with the girls that picked him. Hope that makes sense.Anyway, there were like two hundred each men and women and I didn't get a single person pick my number. It was the most fucking humiliating and blackpilling shit I have ever gone through. Have no clue what I was thinking, no clue why I expected it to go any differently. I was in good shape, shaved, fresh haircut, showered, dressed nicely and not a single woman picked me out of two hundred men. I wanted to crawl into a fucking hole and die.
>>85421202>It's like he'sIt's like you think you can read his mind.
>>85421185>I know all about you and why you post here and what problems you have and what your finances are like. Plus everything that has made you this way including what mental disorders I know that you have.>Now STOP MAKING CREEPY ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT MEEE!
>>85421222Got that out of your system now little lad?
>>85421205brutal lmaobet all the picked numbers went to the same 5-10 guys
>>85421205While I understand that may be discouraging, it's also no reason to give up forever and become a hateful incel over that one incident.
the reason is jeets ai vibecoding
>>85421192it's not a bill it's a letter from the solicitors i was discussing it with the company, i struggled to get through to an actual human. asked them NOT to pass it on until a certain date (again, is it 28 days 'breathing space' you can ask for this? i might have that wrong tbqh, could be some other thing)so it's just a company that's bought up some debt, basically. i wanted to pay the actual bill. less money because it doesn't have their 'admin charge' included just wondering how much time i have to take this back up with the original company, it really is hard getting through to a human. i guess i have it in writing, at least...?
>Constantly judging and evaluating people and stacking them up against your own creepy jealous standards.
>>85421238These companies have webchats.>hello, I'd like to pay a bit of the electricity bill I'd hitherto decided I'm simply entitled to for free, not because I want to / it's the right thing to do but I got this letter which seems more of a ball ache than just paying it. Can we arrange that.
A real shame those lads died. If only the police weren't so corrupt and abusing their powers all the time, the young lads would maybe have not ended up this way. I have no respects for a dead cop. They've treated me bad in the past and released me with no further actions many times because they didn't like my attitudes. Wasted my fucking life for days in police custody. FUCK them.
Helper and his gaped arse
>>85421231Couldn't say, it was all anonymous, though you could see the women coalescing into groups and looking at the same guys, so probably yeah.>>85421232Of course I'm not a hateful incel over that one incident. I am an incel and I am full of resentment which sometimes manifests as hate, but that's because of a lifetime of analogous things happening to me.
Two police officers picking up Helper, driving him to a remote location, gaping him and and abandoning him there
Me? Bill Payer by name, bill payer by nature.
ohhh i see now they're actually getting the items4-pack of Relentless was in, that's the main thing (cor what a treat)feels like they might just mark it 'completed' then sort of go back and actually complete it, but then that lets drivers go round only to learn it's not complete?like, if so, c'monjust bad design IMO
Wish I could've visited Ray's Boom Boom Room tbqh. What a night it would've been.
>>85421261>"hearts of gold">"lovable rogues"5 fewer roadmen cunts causing trouble>they didn't like my attitudes>days in police custodymaybe stop doing shit that gets you on their radar, perhaps?
>>85421299They shouldn't fucking arrest me for just walking around at night and not engaging with them. Tyrants. Should be allowed to have freedom to do what I want lawfully.
>>85421293you have a 4-pack of energy drink in a dosser box or a supermarket thing? try pre-workout powder in a shaker instead - better and waaaay cheaper.
>>85421307you did not get arrested for 'just walking around at night and not engaging with them', and you know it. stop making shit up.
>>85421315I did several times. It's quite easy to get arrested if you're not giving them info on why you are out at 2am masked up.
be glad when this edish is done, it's shite and you're all cunts
Broke my bed last night drunk as shit. Fuuuuck sake
>>85421299It's one of those accidents where no one's really happy. I'm delighted those stains on humanity won't cost me any further money, nor will they make any more victims in future. On the other hand I'm sad they couldn't have just crashed into a barrier somewhere instead of a police car, killing two policemen who now leave grieving families.
Being A Dik season 3 finally out phwoaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr gonna start a new playthrough i reckon
>>85421307>just walking around at night>out at 2am masked upbruh
>>85421308He spends all his dole on morrisons now orders and amazon deliveries then wonders why he can't pay his bills
okay hopefully this doesn't ruffle too many feathersbut i was already paying a fair bit because i wanted some hot n spicy tendies (and they're normally in the 3 for 10 offer this was without the offer)anyone tried this Morrisons 'peri peri chicken steaks'? any good? just weird to me, breading peri peri chicken mite b cool?>>85421308i have some Slimfast in but they cancelled my milkput a replacement for a different milk, cancelled that milk tooi kind of like eating it, though
Eating Peri Peri pasta from the co-op for dinner 2nite
>>85421353corrr now that DOES sound lushmaybe not all peri peri must be of a certain form factor?*considers*
>>85421347It's the price I pay for not having to go out
>>85419682>zero emission deliveriesdo you KNOW how much it takes to keep a person alive and fed?
>>85421307alri ladGood to see you are still getting thundering erections when you go out at 2am looking as suspicious as all fuck then act upset when the police wonder what you are doing
Liquid shit spurting from helpers arse with each thrust
>>85421346If I was in a burka then what?
>>85421381Partly to wind them up but still you shouldn't arrest someone without a good reason to.
It's a funny self perpetuating system where he thinks because he's narc enough to blow his "muh menil elfs" "muh childhood" out of proportion and constantly tell people about it and take pride in being a "person with problems" that means he's more bigger problems man than anyone else. Well if other people had as many problems they'd go on the same way. Like being the loudest = more problemest.
>partly to wind them up>gets wound up about it years later
Got two likes on my photo on Instagram. Wahey!
>>85421366When are you going to grow up lad
>>85421396true lad but giving a bunch of bored coppers any reason to fuck with you isn't the best idea tbqh
Most coppers are sound desu, last time I got arrested they let me finish the cigarette I already had after they put the cuffs on then rolled me another and let me smoke that
If you grew up in a house with upstairs and downstairs you did not grow up poor. Exposed yourself badly with that one.
Great movie, I'd give it 8/10
>>85421437Last time I got arrested they lied to me to get me in the van. Said I could have a smoke before I got in but they just led me out, handcuffed me and put me in. I have a hidden disability too. Arseholes.
Exclaiming that you grew up poor like it's a good thing. Very odd mindset, never quite got it.
That's a grim custody image.
Broadybroadingtonshire
>mummy daddy where is my plane ticket for our holiday to america?>nevermind I left it in my room upstairs>I'll just go up the stairs we have in our house we have to find it
>>85421420omd good job friendwhat was the piccy lad? (could i even request that...mayhaps...perchance...?)
>>85421425In the pouring rain they give up chase a lot easier when you're on a lower footpath to the road and go into very secluded areas.
>found it! No wait that's the one for Marmaris... mummy daddy can you still hear me down the stairs? On a different floor we have in our house?
>>85421470Picture of a bird that was in my garden x
>>85421452Your arrests are all fantasies in your head but on the off chance you ever do get arrested for real just dont play them up and theyll treat you with respect
>>85421488Why would I lie about being arrested?
>>85421488Not him but that's a load of bollocks. They act nice at first but then have a nasty side when you don't give them your details or put your finger in the mobile fingerprint reader.
>>85421490TikTok points m8, everyones at it.
>>85421457we don't live in a meritocracy or the brave from A Brave New Worldso it's like if you're in some run-down pit village and you don't end up on the smack, that is actually an accomplishment (it is)if you were comfy and your dad took you to, i know, Les Mis and bought you a piano and things, ending up on smack is like 'ending up' there, you know? YOUR default is probably going to an actual university.i suppose it's that, at the end point, you're in a position to make that exclamation. i am talking to rich people right now. how many of you rich people go and wander round council estates chatting to people? lol
>>85421479Nigga stfu or ill whoop yo ass.
>>85421448True. These days it's possibly more trendy/normal. But in the 90s and 2000s house/flat was one of the main if not the main class marker. True poorfags lived in flats.
>>85421497I mean there's a simple solution to that pal, just provide your details and put your finger on the fingerprint reader
>>85421504Pipe down fudge packer.
Police are scum. I did forget to mention I spat at an officer and called them pigs. But I have a hidden disability and they should've treated me with more respect.
>>85421500You're not talking to rich people, you're just not talking to destitute people. You're confusing a relative with an absolute.
>>85421516U r an annoying cunt
sad little boxroom fantasies
>>85421527Sad little spam
>>85421500>if you were comfy and your dad took you to, i know, Les Mis and bought you a piano and thingsThis is a cartoonish projection of your insecurity and jealousy. The fact is you grew up in a decent house with all your family. The way you povvo larp you'd think you were raised in a shithole concrete tower block. You are not upper class but you're clearly not the actual bottom class you want to believe you are.
>>85421505yeah like 'Victorian tenements' are those trendy places in Edinburgh now.there weren't high rises just where i lived, there were occasionally those pink/orange 'new builds' for the posher families. but it was terraced/colliery housing.now, yeah, if it's a popular enough area, those get split into flats. upstairs and downstairs. never had my own flat with both (like, imagine that, now)
I wonder if I'll eat 6 sausage rolls, 5 peperamis and 6 babybels tonight? Of course I will, who am I kidding
Sikhs shoving a red hot fireplace poker up helpers arse
>>85421388then you're asleep at 2am, your husband would ensure that
>>85421540cor i think some of those could be combined, in some fashion, lad?I had a couple of chorizo n cheese sarnies the other day and Oh. My. DAYS.
Bro acts like he came up in a tower block raised by a prostitute single mum and his dog who was filthy but loyal and his only friend for his Dickensian play times outside rummaging about in industrial waste. You had a decent house with an internet connection. Literally the most standard normal background ever. Stfu.
>>85421508No that's 1984 bullshit. They have no legal powers to do that if you aren't suspected of a crime.
>>85421551I usually take a bite of a peperami and then a bite of a babybel/cheese string, chew it, etc. it's a lush combo
>if i didnt have les mis and a violin i was a street urchin basically; (
>>85421540afternoon fatlad x
All them times before phones I wish I took photos of some places no longer here. Now it doesn't feel necessary with every normie mong taking photos everywhere.
>>85421566How you doing bossman x
>>85421508a free yeoman being waylaid by the kings men is an abhorrent concept
lollin that he's either already conflated multiple other posters with me, or he's just going around attacking EVERYONE on a mad seethespree.>>85421366hear hear, i do the same thing. (do actually hope it works out marra, esp. if you're the other agoraphobia lad)
>>85421576Who the fuck are you mong. Go have a drink of water and pipe down there's a good little lad.
Shippingtonshires massive willy
If you all have a gay autistic obsession with me that's fine as well. It can be a group circlejerk over your fixation on me but I think its just mainly 1 or 2 retards.
Got a 500ml glass bottle of coke from the local international food shop. Coke tastes best from a glass bottle, doesn't it? x
How dare she live in my country and get a better life than me.
>>85421586>lollin that he's either already conflated multiple other posters with me, or he's just going around attacking EVERYONE on a mad seethespree.I said you grew up in a house with upstairs and went on holiday in America. Which makes your povvo larp laughable. Am I wrong then is that someone else? Or you're back to vagueposting and stalling for time because you know I'm right. Haha.
i rule these threads with an iron yet fair fist
>>85421606Just pour a chilled can of coke into a glass me.
>Gfberg wanting me to pick her up innacity againckin ell X
ordered roast beef, got corned beef.this isn't even my yearly 'maybe corned beef is actually nice' mistake. i already KNEW it would taste of sadness and regret.
He always falls back on vagueposting and concern trolling about trolls when he's been done.>le sigh you are conflating me with another, just report the trollers, i am finished with you not arguing in le good faith
>>85421571good thanks, I had 8 cheese and onion rolls, a pack of chicken and 2 packs of Jaffa cakes for breakfast
>>85421611The single black mum who lives in the council flat near me said she came back from america. You're a retard. I guess when you see sports cars in rap videos u think he owns them?
>Be me>Live in my city, obv.>Typical 4sperg, bit overweight, no sense of fashion, neckbeard>accurate-image-in-your-mind.webp>Makes sense>Never get checked out>Just live life>Accept I'm sexually invisible>Go literally to any other town/city in the uck>Women eyeballing me>People actually say hello>People nice to me>Want to talk>WOMEN ACTUALLY CHECK ME OUT>Fashion and grooming status: Still dogshit>Can't afford to move thoughWhat the actual fuck?
>>85421621any chance of a sloppy mouth job??
>>85421633Sound lush lad, got anything sorted for later?
>>85421606>>85421620nah it matters that it comes FROM a glass bottle.it's the same with beer (even if it's not bottle conditioned or whatever).it's just more...'metallic'? like you'd know if you were sat there pouring your drinks into a metal cup, instead of a glass.
>>85421625and yet you accepted itfor 4chan pointspathetic
>>85421641just had a reheated mex thing, pretty good actually
>>85421645nah i quickly clicked 'substitute for <other roast beef>' and it was declined, then just went through as the corned beef.and by then the option was gone so i couldn't refund.i'd take roast beef over 4chan points, any way
Anyway. My dad stopped financially supporting me at around 13. The america Trip was a tax return my mum backstabbingly used behind his back. My household had no privacy as I never had a bedroom and it was going through a conversion when my parents got divorced and my dad stopped working on the house. I slept in a room with no wall during the winter so moved to the living room where I would watch movies all morning before school. Then I got booted out the house after returning back from uni and yes the house looks lovely now.
>>85419722Just shoot them and feed them to pigs.>NOOOOOOOOOO you can't just shoot invaders!Yes you can. Read a history book. It'd also convince the others from trying to enter either. Everyone can avoid all that ugliness by simply stop promoting migration. If you're not White and legal, don't come in. Super simple stuff.
little bit too much of THIS going on today for my likingwhy the need to capitalise some WORDS now and again
>>85421625Wouldn't have this problem if you stopped being a lazy dosser and went to the shop yourself. How much of your dole have you spent on this order? 20 quid? for what, stuff that you didn't even want that you'll wolf down in a day
>>85421663No offense lad but who the fuck are you. None of that conversation was not directed at you.
If any of you lads think you can take me I'll be at Trafalgar Square in 15 minutes wearing a West Ham 2019 away shirt
>>85421670tbqh i'm fine with *this* and _this_, and they were once more 4chan-acceptable. just handy for plaintext innit. i do them from time to time.but then sites like Reddit made it 'Markdown' rather than what do you do in (say) emails. so now posters jump in with all the 'REDDIT!!!' shite because they're like 19 and don't know any better.it *really* annoys me, so it does!
>>85419747Your problem is part of you expects Liberals to be reasonable people.They're not. They're just good at playing one on TV and shaming others with gaslights.It'd all clear up nice and quick if being a duplicitous smarmy Liberal was a mouth-punchable offense. I think treason is still a capital offense. If not it should be. Nothing more treasonous than a migration supporter.
>>85421681I don't give a fuck u stupid cunt who the fuck are you?
I can't wait to get into employment and increase my chances of scooping up an old single menopausal woman with sprogs already. Then I can spend all my wages on pleasing her and feeling grateful to have a woman way past her prime.
>>85421691There is no need for either. You can just WRITE without randomly SHOUTING for no REASON. Read the same words back without the caps shouting. It really makes very little difference. It's just attention seeking.
>>85421682say this often but what if it's not even a call-out/meeting you're just in Trafalgar Square all the time...?
>>85421698what if i REALLY wanted to emphasise a word?books have more features for this sort of thing than ASCII plaintext, computer users found ways to deal decades ago. odd thing to care about IMO.
>>85419695>15:00 to 17:00Lies
>>85421701Trafalgar Square, 10 minutes little lad. Come and find out
Shippinghamshires throbbing willy
>>85421708Other than Turkmong we are native English speakers here, we don't need SHOUTING to understand where emphasis is in an English sentence. If I read your posts back without the SHOUTING I would have known the SHOUTED words as being emphasised without the caps.
>>85421691are you always this much of a tryhard?
I mean why? What is the point me finding a job? I know I won't be getting a good woman. They don't appeal to me at all past 35. Why can't I have a young girlfriend?
>>85421709but your phone clock still shows 16:55how can WE know?(emphasis on 'we', as if it was in italics, which is necessarily in that sentence.)
I don't have the autism required to obsessively spam posts about my gay fixations.
Also you say you REALLY want to EMPHASISE a WORD like it's a one off but realistically it's EVERY second WORD of EVERY POST
>>85419695>>85421709cooor your delivery is awful. Amazon left at 12ish today and I got the parcel 3 hours later.
Bro types like a hitler speech
Ever been given this look?
>>85421716oh dude i was once of those guys who was like>I cannot see why you would not install a GNU/Linux operating system? Forsooth, there are installation tutorials--some quite pedestrian in tone--that you can find, mayhaps I shall share some URLs (Uniform Resource Locators) in the following message, if that would be of interest...?on fucking *IRC* lmao(okay maybe not that bad but you know those guys who'd say like, 'you should be using proper English' and you go '...what? we're having conversations man', i guess i was like them 'under-the-hood' a bit. pure robot because of my then-undiagnosed autism.)
Corned beef edish>>85421742>>85421742>>85421742
Shipy with the big willy
Christ someone else bake
britfee lmaodeleted it
>>85421740Don't think you've stopped being that guy just because you use small caps tbqh lad
Working is only worth it if you can't get a girlfriend and sex. I think men that aren't worthy enough of women should not need to work. They clearly aren't needed. If women can decide you are undesirable, then you can decide the world of work is not for you.
Corned beelf version with correct subject>>85421777>>85421777>>85421777
>>85421771anon's bread picture would actually be cool(if he's fine with that)
Well, sorry seethemong, I'll not bake next time.Thanks to the OP that fixed it.
>>85421128Would somebody get these INCELS outta here
Ship Shipy from 'britfee' inside Welpers Bottom
>>85421175>Dealing with debt collectionyou're doing it wrong m8
