>gf comes over to visit>Toilet paper roll suddenly lasts 2 days instead of 2 weeks
nah.... bitches be washing they hands and shit...
they have to wipe their vagina after they pee or they get a UTI. Imagine not even being able to piss properly.
>>85420388Do they need half the roll for that shit?
>>85420351this but no gf
>>85420351Women waste toilet paper like crazy because when they piss, it sprays everywhere (which is hot)
>>85420388>>85420540no wonder women have penis envy. i'd hate to only be able to piss out of a hole in my crotch ngl
>>85420589I had an ex that would not wipe after she peed because she liked the way it make her pussy smell and the wetness from the piss soaking into the fabric turned her on
>>85420622your ex was retarded and so are you
>>85420662astute observation Jack
>>85420351I hope you have a bidet. Imagine inviting a woman over and not providing proper asshole and vagina cleaning tools.
>>85420901Erm, my tongue exists... What the heck...
