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What if little white alien creatures like this started showing up to earth? Some info about them
>They're total perverts, they love female breasts and getting stroked in all sorts of ways
>If you do it properly, they'll release an unimaginably delicious addictive (but harmless) fluid
>They can get attached and may have their unique quirks and interests
>They can communicate with high pitch meep noises and their facial expressions
>They have a life span of 20 years and as far as we know new ones just tend to pop up occasionally
>They're indestructible
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>>85420490
I'm gonna put one in my ass
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How would this affect society/dating/the economy? What would you do personally?

Bonus points for guessing my fetish.

>>85420499
Okay nona...
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>>85420490
would be fun if the fluid was an aphrodisiacs
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>>85420490
why are they perverts? where did their sexual attraction to human women come from
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>>85420490
I think there's one in my pants right now. Can you check?
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>>85422906
>little
you got that right
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jeez. i don't know anon i'd probably have to get implants.
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>>85422893
They go on cooldown after they shoot so there wouldn't be much use of making the girl horny, maybe it raises their baseline horniness?

>>85422902
We don't know. I like that it makes it a little ominous!

>>85422906
>>85422908
I know I called them small but in terms of you know whats they're actually on the bigger end. And yeah, sorry yours is small anon..

>>85422938
Do you love delicacies or something?
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hi excuse me genius femcoomer hotness expert coming through excuse me. ahem!!

>>85422893
their fluid should soak into the boobs and fertilize them in an alien manner! making them grow and become more sensitive! it leaves behind a tingling emptiness that makes the bearer feel a great need to soak in the fluid again! it fades after a full month the first time, but if you give in a second time before the urges vanish, it will take two months; do it a third time, four months; a fourth time, eight months! etc! once the boobs absorb enough they begin to faux-lactate a thick sticky fluid that tastes deliciously sweet, almost like eggnog! this has converted the lactation glands permanently, the woman no longer able to make normal breast milk but always being able to produce more of this titnog if given enough stimulation! the creatures consume this hungrily, being very hard to stop suckling until they are full, at which point they hibernate for 48 hours! at the end of the 48 hours they start growing and need to drink more of this fluid, and at the end of 3 months of constant feeding, it splits in half, returning to its regular size and its other half splitting into two to six hatchlings! you're welcome OP!

i would love one of these little guys...
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>>85423243
I kneel femanon. You know I guess boys don't have too much to do in this scenario since those little guys clearly have their preferred sex. In fact they're kind of male competitors if they stop regular lactation, instead of producing milk for human babies you're nurturing the little critters. If enough girls do this it's gonna be a problem for future generations...

I'm sure they would make for cute pets too, what would you do with yours? And how many would you keep?
Also do girls like betraying humanity I swear I keep seeing stuff like this speak to girls
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>>85423243
Oh and let this be cannon btw it's a more fun reproduction method
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sorry i wrote that and immediately napped

>>85423499
ya this is like clearly a thing that's meant to feel like an alien that threatens male sexuality by appealing to maternal instincts like little babies and its ofc hotter if you make it a little sinister and permanent and irreversible and addictive... it also means one girl can make soooo many that its impossible to stop their spread.

i think they should be highly intelligent but not speak in a way we can understand so if a girl dedicated herself to being a little broodmother her offspring/mates will go out into the world and bring her anything she needs (food, water, money) like trained crows but much more powaful.

and ofc girls like betraying humanity! betrayal is hot!!
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>>85423972
oh also the titnog is drinkable by humans and if girls drink it they have the effects happen to them and if guys drink it their cum is covered to the same substance which is only used to feed women to convert them into alien breeding cows!
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>>85423972
I'm sure a lot of girls would be curious enough to try it out knowing that one dose is still reversible but then inevitably get hooked and end up "birthing" tons of new little critters. They reproduce super fast too, so girls could quickly establish their own little kingdoms with their minions. How far would you take the betrayal angle? Also what effect would it have if a human boy had a taste of that delicious eggnog? >>85424263
Oooh you already answered you mind reader

And yeah I think it would be fun if they're smart or at least super emotionally in tune with the girls they're bonded to

Out of curiosity what type of stuff do you usually goon to bro?
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>>85424263
Jeez having my spermies turned into reproductively useless goo by a sexually competitive alien species... they're so cute and innocuous so it's hard to see them that way but these guys are pretty unfair sexually, how territorial.
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I am going to bed for now. I would be curious to her some male opinions too especially with the updated lore. And maybe miraculously the thread is still up tomorrow and I can reply
Good night!
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>>85424299
i mean theyre so cute and easy to keep!!! i think a ton of people would get them and say its not a sexual thing and it would probably be really popular with lesbians too. also i pretty much only get off to smut i write and sometimes i read other peoples? im just not super visually focused i guess.

>>85424378
isnt it just delicious!!!
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>>85424781
>i mean theyre so cute and easy to keep!!! i think a ton of people would get them and say its not a sexual thing and it would probably be really popular with lesbians too.
You never know what goes on behind closed doors...



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