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FOIDS ARE PLANNING ON LIFTING WEIGHTS AND REPORTING US TO HR, OH NO
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Oh no, they are going after the pink rubber dumbbells!!!
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that website feels like observing an ant farm
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>>85420832
Do they still complain about their boyfriends and then proceed to shit on incels? I'm blocked, so I can't check.
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>>85420846
you and i already know the answer is yes despite not having looked in years
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>>85420824
maybe stop acting like an entitled piece of shit??
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>>85420892
>looking at a foid is entitlement
we ain't moslems, foid. your ability to weaponise hr and become as strong as a 140lb teenage boy ain't going to save you from the rape holes (holes in the ground in which you will be stored and raped)
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>>85420892
Let me kill yourself
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>>85420832
Is it the crystal one?
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>still obsessed with a single website to the point of samefagging and necrobumping your thread
You actually belong there, btw.
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>>85421710
i ain't posted since;
>>85420902
people are just fascinated and amused by these bovine creatures, almost as if they're "cows" who give out "lols"
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>>85420824
That's a tranny. Real women like being raped.
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>>85420824
>Foid lifts weights
>Increases her testosterone
>She starts acting rationally and stops this bullshit
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>>85420824
>Woman kills 3 kids
>Women most affected
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>>85420824
The problem is that lifting and exercise are shown to weaken support for left wing ideologies.
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>>85420824
Lmao. Unironically, a woman who lifts could probably beat the fuck out of 60% of the neets here though. The most exercise some of you get is the walk to the toilet. Some of you don't even do that, you wear diapers. Actually, make that 40%. Some of you could probably just crush them by laying on them. The rest of you however, could start taking estrogen and be fully fledged women in less than a month because you never actually developed the bone structure that males who exercise during puberty develop
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>>85421901
>heh, nice try liberals but have you considered [REDDITOR NERD SHIT]?
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Isn't this just an excuse to spend more time around strong men and assimilate herself into their lives?
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>>85420824
The UFC woman's champion who trained martial arts her entire life and lifted weights lost to some random line cook guy and had to get stitches in her face after he brutally knocked her out.
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>>85421951
If you were 5 foot 6 and tried to pick a fight with a 6 foot 3 like cook you'd get your shit rocked too retard
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>>85421951
>>85421964
>5 foot 6 and tried to pick a fight with a 6 foot 3
a 140lb beanpole wrote this.the bitch is 134lbs LMAO, what the fuck was she thinking
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>>85421964
thats the whole point
The question is could a 5'6 man beat up a 6'3 woman
the answer is yes
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>>85421964
Ok, and? If I was untrained then yeah, I probably would, but that's not the point. The woman in question was a champion in the best martial arts promotion in the world and lifted far more weight than these crystal cafe chicks could. If 5'3 Demetrious Johnson fought that same dude then the cook would get instantly folded.
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>>85421999
>>85422010
>>85422013
100% if you all fought an mma fighting women you'd lose. Lol.
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>>85422026
Depends which art they train
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>>85422026
holy shit this 134lb foid is delusional. weight and basic competence is 90% of fighting and 9% is reach
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>>85421951
>6'3"
lol that's a cope, she got her ass rocked by a 5'2" guatemalan beaner
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>>85422026
I am aware of basic grappling and BJJ techniques and would have dozens of pounds and inches of reach on them, so I doubt it. Give me like two or three months to train and I guarantee victory.
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>>85422026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsnaiuPPNr4
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>>85422047
>>85422053
>>85422097
>>85422099
Don't worry fellas, you're all winning the hypothetical internet comments fights, but let's be real, you're all fatasses that'd get winded in 20 seconds max. All she'd have to do is get you to waste energy, at which point you'd start trying to grapple because you're running out of options and that's when you're cooked. So its either you beat the fuck out of her within the first 10 seconds, or you lose
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>>85422026
buffy the vampire slayer has been a disaster for f*male fighting literacy. they see a 90lb goblin roundhouse kicking vampires through fake walls and think that's real life
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>>85422121
>i'd simply prance around the ring until you gas out and win on points!!!
you ain't floyd mayweather lol
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Most of you have never actually been in a fight so you don't realize you get winded extremely fast unless you do a lot of cardio. The mix of adrenaline and anaerobics bursts means you'll deplete your burst extremely fast, at which point if your cardio is shit, you're done. Its literally only a matter of a minute before 99% of you are winded.
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>>85422139
except you can just set against a foid because they can't hurt you because they're five weight classes below you
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>>85422121
Well first I thought this was a real fight. if this chick is running around I would just stand still and wait or walk off lol.
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>>85422121
I have the reach advantage over the vast majority of women in UFC or otherwise, I have no reason to approach let alone chase them. They force people in UFC to approach for entertainment reasons.
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ITT: 4chan neets talking about how they'd hypothetically beat up a female fighter
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>>85422013
Pretty sure they've proven that a normal dude can take a trained fighting woman
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>>85422186
A line cook at a local restaurant is barely a step above a NEET. Dude probably did cocaine and stole fries regularly like all line cooks do. I doubt he was some cardio god with years of fighting experience.
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>>85422186
134lb foids need to learn their place
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>>85422203
Maybe he dayjobbed as a roofer?
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>>85422240
>needing to roid to beat up someone who is 134lbs
do foids not understand what numbers mean?
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>Woman fights man
>Woman kicks man in balls
>Woman wins
Why are men so pathetic?
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>>85420824
I just imagined a flock of horrendous looking HR Karens sprawled on the floor of a gym on their yoga mats doing synchronized hip abductions while the biggest and fattest and blackest HR single mother is standing above them bellowing like a girlboss coxswain
>THIS BATTLE IS LIFELONG Y'ALL
>WE ARE IN CONSTANT MORTAL DANGER
>WE MUST HURT THEM FIRST
>WE MUST HUNT THEM DOWN
>WE MUST PUNISH THE SPOILED CHILDREN
And then they all gasp back some clucking response and tiring out
I'm silently laughing myself to tears here
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>>85422328
like your stubby chicken legs can reach high enough
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>>85422331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iIoVMn3KDs
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>>85420824
You have no idea how much I want to train with and spar with a woman (and even better if I lose). Please be real.
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>>85420824
>guys like this
Like what?
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>>85422857
who gives a shit, retardio



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