>32>dont know how to danceHow do I dance?
>>85421211i can't dance either and i'm a literal spicnigger. how'd that happen? idk
>>85421211>dancing is an important part of our culture>you're pretty much obligated to dance during weddings>can't danceIt's over.
>>85421211Just take a dance class. It will be weird and embarrassing at first because you'll be bad at it and there will be good dancers in the class. But eventually you'll catch up and mog all the new people that sign up.Also there will be cute girls there, guaranteed and even if you don't talk to them you can look at their asses bounce while they're dancing.
>>85421211just follow youtube tutorials and record yourself. make sure you have a quick suicide method in case the recordings get leaked.
>>85421211You don't have to be that good of a dancer to impress normies and make them think you're a good dancer. Just take the time to learn like 3-4 dance moves. Smile and look like you're having fun while you do them. Everyone will be impressed.
>>85421211Why do you want to learn how to subject yourself to a humiliation ritual for the amusement of foids and normies?
>>85421355nothing more humiliating than losing a dance battle or standing on the wall like a virgin
>>85421362Fine then, dance for my amusement, monkey
>>85421399>he thinks people care what wallvirgins are thinkingteehee
>>85421407Did i tell you to talk? dance, monkey
>>85421430please no disrespect in my thread
>>85421211It's all in the feet. The rest will follow.
>>85421749Secondly, go to a rave, get a few beers in you and just dance in a dark part of the crowd. Nobody notices, nobody cares, you have people just standing around nodding and you have people going full on retarded cybergoth dancing, just shuffle your feet back and forth and you'll get into the rythm. If you want to do couples dancing, go to a beginners class.
>>85421798>Nobody notices, nobody caresnpcs love to gaslight and say this and then put a mf in a cringe comp for busting down
>>85421806I said go to a rave, not the local douche club.
Alright so lets first analyse what dancing is before going into specific moves.More often than not dancing is part of a mating ritual. It is a method for you to show what you got and for ladies to decide whether or not they like it. When the ladies look at you dancing they assume you will have the same attitude during seks. Keep that in mind. So before you want to learn how to dance you first have to decide how you would like to have seks that night. Slow and smooth, teasing, rough and hard or something else. Whatever it is, try to turn your seksual attitude into dance moves by listening to music and not overthink it. Just feel the music and let your bodylanguage tell the ladies how you're planning to have sex them. Be a bit subtle with the hipwork though otherwise you're being kicked out of the club. Oh yea and always have a seductive smile on your face. That'll do wonders. Good luck bud ;)
Where do I find dance slaves?
>>85422295>When the ladies look at you dancing they assume you will have the same attitude during seks. Keep that in mind.josh homme said it best: everyone knows you dance like you fuck
>>85422295>Reddit spacing>Cringe postEvery goddamn time
>>85422335Cringe post? Sorry but I disagree.He used that quote to sum up my long ass sentence and basically gave one of the best dancing lessons available. "Everyone knows you fuck like you dance"- So dance like you fuck.
