Corned beelf edish
Another cock another wokkle but always DeanoIt's like the visions of Sikh seems to be trueAnother cock another wokkle but always DeanoIn the night I dream of Sikhs and youI take take, I take your cockIn the batty, in your dreams, a gape so trueI take take, I take your cockIn the batty, in your dreams, a gape so true xxhttps://youtu.be/Pav2f4b-1ZE
you are a MONSTER op
Thanks OP, I've been on the weed so it was all with good intentions. Didn't mean to do a shit bake :/
Leave me alone I'm autistic x
Here's a pic of the bread for the lad that asked.Top collapsed as i put in too much yeast and opened the look to investigate why the viewing port had dough on it and broke the top of the loaf. Cooling now, smells decent.
Would somebody get these INCELS outtta here
>/britfee/OMD!
>>85421788>>85421791he's pulled a bit of a fast one on you marrathe trickiest of trollingsyou'll notice sooner or lalter
>>85421807I've clfocked it already
Give up slaving lads if you don't have a girlfriend and don't get sex. You owe society nothing.
>>85421777Missed a trick didn't weCorned beef BAKE
we are no longer 'in-cels'we are now 'in bread'
>>85421801Let's get a crumb photo lad
Shippinghamshires willy
>>85421777 >Not posting a previous thread link Ffs lads. One jobPrevious thread >>85419682
>>85421822? do you mean after slicing or a closeup of a crumb, i'm confused. Needs to cool for a while it's technically still cooking inside.
>>85421834Oh sry lad. I mean slice into it and show the inside texture . A cross section
>>85421839will do when it's cooled enough for slicing, guide says 1-2 hours but i think an hour is enough, should still have some warmth
i know it's more of a 'set' than 'literal', sort of like a stage playbutimagine living in a sitcom flat, like the ones from Friendsi mean the characters DO sit on the furniture and manipulate the objects, so it's not entirely abstract: these things exist in the setting/fictionyou could have just a breadmaker, out on the side. fancy making some bread? just get the flour, from the cupboard, make some bread. that would be your life.
>>85421859can't be doing with yeast, me
>>85421856Look forward to seeing it
>>85421791no drama, chief x
More of a sourdough man myself
>>85421830I am suitably admonishedmucho sorry
like, this is bonkers when you think about itlike how the Spaced writers have said the biggest joke in Spaced is they could afford that flat so cheaply(hope Spacedlad is enjoying Spaced x)
Sean spammer having a day off?The night IS young thoughSo MAYBE he will appearAnd THEN we are gonna get his insults
Imagine getting two blowjobs in two days. Like... what?
>>85421884this book was weird if it's the one i'm rememberinglike yeah the girls go through some shit but then there's the whole chapter about Titanic Fever taking over Kabul? and even the Taliban are like>yeah you know what, we like that film too, so it's not haram.did that actually happen?
>>85421903Is there a problem with that?
Even Buckingham palace eats corned beef!
for me its frasiers apartment
>>85421902any suggestions, lad?previous ones, they do just escalate and send people to my actual door. chuck on another 50 quid 'late admin fee' or whatever else.i've had one written off because the INITIAL debt was in error (and it was, basically a water bill for a flatshare while i wasn't living there, and i told them i had moved, they just 'caught up' years later for dates where i wasn't living there).but yeah idk. at the point it's a third party, i feel like they'll just say,>not our problem m8. simple fact is, we've been told we can collect xxx pounds from you, and we're adding more to it. your property CAN be seized further down the line.
>>85421916No it's just like, the idea that a woman would be so into you and desire you enough to want to give you back to back blowjobs is beyond comprehension to me. I've never experienced that despite having gfs in the past. A blowjob always seemed like a chore for them. Made me feel like a sick weirdo even asking for one but if I didn't it wouldn't happen. Frankly didn't happen much when I did ask.
Maybe I should volunteer in Winchester. Seems like a lovely, diverse city.
>>85421922um acktually theres no where in the city where you'd get fraiser's view of the space needlecompletely RUINED the series for me when i found out it was based on a LIE
niles' apartment is too grandiose for me
>>85421934Women love giving blowjobs to men they are deeply attracted to. Sexual dimorphism (men being dominant, women being submissive) indicates that women should be the ones giving head to their partner not the other way around. They genuinely enjoy doing it and if they don't then you are the problemSome women are hyper sexual and would even want to do it multiple times a day
>tfw hate strong/bad tastes >humans' nether regions just taste bad even when recently-cleaned + free-of-disease>do it to another person out of obligation and sort of just accept it because yay making a partner feel good>get it back and feel like an arsehole because i know they're experiencing the same thingi dunno, it's just unpleasant. zoomers had to one-up it by pretending they were all into rimming, all of a sudden.
>>85421958>feel like an arsehole because i know they're experiencing the same thing
Personally I prefer York to Winchester. They're both very nice cities. I'd rather get a passport though and go to another country.
YUMMMA YUMMA YUMMAGUILT FREE COCK
Welper rimming a brown man
Welpers gaping big red hole
Welper rimming a sikh
Welpers pulsating red bulging hole
>>85421889>hope Spacedlad is enjoying SpacedI will be back to it around 9pm this evening fyiThank you for caring anon
Big strong sikh landlord collecting rent from the little white boy
>>85421903paging one upping lad to aisle 3
i watched spaced before it was the lastest /britfeel/ 'in' thing
Tfw you procrastinated so much and now you have a mountain of tedium to climb for the foreseeable future. It not womfy at all desu desu wa.>>85421958Lowkey/high-key/midkey, being sucked doesn't even feel good.>>85421987Imagine if this was like your "vocal stim" as the zoomers say nowadays. Good sitcom that anyway.
>>85421940yeah well all of those Marvel Cinematic Universe films originally took place in the year they were released, until they fucked that up and started setting them a year or two in the future (and that was all confirmed in Avengers: Endgame).and then since all the Spider-Mans met up in Spider-Man: No Way Home and they had aged/time passed at the same rate, AND it was set in the future, what the HELL is THIS Spider-Man looking at in the summer/autumn of 2002???
Gawping
I've done sex btw just so you know
>>85421976>half past midnightis this a normal saying/time of day? (real question.)maybe it wouldn't fit the headline but maybe like>less than half an hour into the year...(i am not a subeditor pls no bully ;_;)
>>85422033Well i'd expect that sort of thing in a low tier MCU production yet Frasier is a high tier show for discerning individuals of substantial IQ
>>85422014i had two blowjobs in THREE days.
>>85422052>is this a normal sayingI would say it, what else could you say really?
>>85422055>a low tier MCU production lad these are our Greek myths.hell, they made an adaptation of The Odyssey. big deal for one week. now people already prefer Troy, and cherish Jason and the Argonauts more. but Spider-Man 2 will always reign supreme as both pop and actual culture xFrasier is good tho yea
The chad Chika absolute filthy shag master expert on all positions with all genders but keeps it private The virgin ketmong "ive done sex too guys. im a sex guy too. so you know"
>>85422065halfway TO one.
>>85422091i am 50% of those posters and i'll even i'll admit
1800? Time for a waraoke sesh xClosed off from birds, I always need the BAMESOnce or twice was enough and I did it without shameCock starts to twitch, before you know it, you're erect, oohBut something happened for the very first time - BantusMy pants drops to the ground, found something trueAnd everyone's looking 'round, thinking I'm going batty, ohBut I don't care what they sayI'm in love with dudesThey try to pull me away, but they don't know the truthMy arse crippled by the hole that I keep on closingYou bend me over and IKeep gaping, keep, keep gaping arseI Keep gaping, I keep, keep gaping arseKeep gaping, keep, keep gaping arseYou bend me overOh yeahhttps://youtu.be/3SttVoJ_8N8
>The mum was 46 when she died from mesothelioma, an incurable cancer linked to asbestos exposure.>It can develop from a single asbestos fibre lodged in the lungs, often unknowingly breathed in many decades earlier.Just one fibre. Scary to think about. You may have breathed some in playing around abandoned factories as a kid or just some dumped waste had fibres blown by winds. Asbestos. Nasty stuff that.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwymz2lnx48o
>>85422092would you say half past 8 or halfway to 9?
>>85422091Why you gotta create a fake juxtaposition to make drama. I reject this framing (and it's not even true). Catposterfriend is alright with me.
really wish my headphones would stop cutting in and outthat happens anyway and there's a click and Windows reports the driver crashes, this is different (more of a network/buffering thing)i am TRYING to listen to the 'Riot Grrl' playlist on SpotifyREBEL GIRLREBEL GIRLREBEL GIRL, YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF MY WORLD
>>85422107This is better than shittin' spunk
Shippy unleashing a lethal dosage of cummies
>>85422111thanks marra. and yeah you're sound, and witty (it must be said)crazyanon probs just going off that discussion yesterday but like... who gives a piss? bahaha
not being funny but i have punched above my weight as well ;) with shagging (which ive done lol)
>>85422050corrr wahey sexhaver lad x
>>85422111He has spent the past week seething at the actual catposter
>>85422145I mean he's just having a laugh anyway but it's not like I gave details innit.>>85422162Well every time I see these>He's a this, he's done thatPosts. I'm like. Well idk I wasn't here.
i know im a bit of an effeminate creep youd think im not much of a sex guy. but just so you know i can hang with the best when it comes to all that. shagging. thats right. don't get the wrong impression i was a bit of a sex guy in my time. bit of a veteran.
peeled a few desperate BPD lasses off okcupid in my time. underneath the nerd charm im a regular deano really. any queries on shagging, sex, blow jobs im your guy.
time to go through my /Images/ folder deleting photos of like, envelope wax seals and album covers, and all sorts of nonsense.hard work, but someone's got to do it.
Shippywippywippington
>>85422196Like Clark Kent innit?
what on EARTH were they THINKING putting this guy in charge of Singaporeabsolute STATE of him
okay lads if you want a debate, i'll give you a debate.
>>85421874Here you are lad.Pretty tasty, little bit too much salt but the jam covers it well and a smidgin less yeast next time.
>>85422246he just been down 'pit?
https://xcancel.com/whizkidd/status/2090697836514222211feel good tweet of the day
haribo goldbears? got to be the best haribo aren't they x
>>85422304haribos are vile goyslop
>>85422265Looks good lad! Nice sandwich bread that
>>85422309more of a candy kittens lad?
>>85422304tangfastics all de way
>>85422304sometimes you grow to become a monster you never could have envisioned.
eating 1kg of sugar-free goldbears
>>85422304I put mine in the freezer
>>85422355corr enjoy the shittingtons
for me? it's Allegationlass
>>85422355>>85422363aye be careful with these friendsi'll always shill for sennas, but the 'MAY CAUSE LAXATIVE EFFECTS' of sugar-free sweets is a weird one. it's like milk where the drink ITSELF is the problem, not a solution.
what a sad, sad manit's giving 4chan stan
Any lads got any gimmicks in the works?
>>85422304This is a tangfastics general. Generations of Apus died in the Rowntrees vs Haribo wars in the latter half of the century. Won't let you sully their name lad.
>>85421777Checked. I just posted a corn beef thread in /ck/ love this stuff
>>85422372>it's like milk where the drink ITSELF is the problem, not a solution.what?
Sikh men bullying white boys
>>85422367Heard he left her abusive messages on voicemail when he was drunk. Not right.
Called a coworker a bigot today.
>>85422386we call them wangfastics where I'm from, little lid
Just passed 1000 orders on Deliveroo lads x
Russel Brand converting Ricky Gervais to Christianity
Just passed 1001 orders on Deliveroo lads xx
>>85422381Considering logistics of rebooting Bude gimmick under my own control as I live quite close.
mixed feelings on the one upping lad gimmick. sometimes it's funny, sometimes it misses the mark
>>85422416Buying or delivering>>85422431When you least expect him
>>85422437Buying lad of course x
mixed feelings on the two upping lad gimmick. sometimes it's funny, sometimes it misses the mark
>>85422395even with lactose tolerance, say you keep chugging milk (because it's lush). proper rough tummy, then the shits.but you can't just go>hmm, need to empty my stomach/bowels. i'll have a few pints of milk.
For me? Maynards Wine gums. A true British classic. Anything done by Haribo is too soft and dainty.
Why doesn't Helperlad post here anymore?
>>85422455>say you keep chugging milk (because it's lush). proper rough tummy, then the shits.never happens to me an i drink a fuck ton of milk
>>85422441How long did 1000 orders take?
>>85422465Since lockdown laddy x
>>85422463He does. In fact he regularly makes the first post for each thread, including this one.
>>85422463Banned. Drunken threats. Doxxed. Etc.
>>85422469So 150 ish orders a yearNearly 3 a weekWild
*punches wall*I HATE TROONS*sobs*
>>85422463Images of his gaped batty appeared here.
Watching Spaced s2e3
>>85422483I order like 5 times a week nowadays lad x
Why doesn't Ebinlad post here anymore?
>>85422464never used to with me, lad. i am CAUCASIAN but i think it's caught up with me, with age.i used to just drink the stuff like crazy. but now if i have more than one of these 4 pint bottles in a day (not just drinking, but like in lattes and stuff) i REALLY feel it. it is very grim.had to cut it right down.
>>85422463He's at Flamingo Land rn. He was posting pics of the Penguins on /brit/ earlier.
>>85422512What is that like in spending terms per week?
>>85422517>4 pints a dayImpressive. The phlegm must be well nice.
Lol he left his crayons in shot
>>85422518I thought he was banned for drunken threats again?
>>85422517its the lattes doing your digestion in lad
>>85422527mostly switched to water, now pop. better off for it.but aye think of these tumbler glasses, a can of pop. just 8 of those, throughout the day. used to go through the stuff like crazy. but the good news was, that meant fresh milk EVERY day so i NEVER had to worry it about it going off.
>>85422512Goymaxxing
Started eating whole cucumbers as my only snack
Shipp Ship Shippy
>>85422534nah my digestion's 100% fine when i eat a proper diet. some stomach queasiness whenever i readjust to e.g. raw kale/spinach, that's about it.what's buggering it up is the opioids (a very common/known problem).
CAPS maxxing
>>85422524I don't know really, an order costs from 15 to 30 quid usually>>85422540Jealous haha x
*informs the apus that Dolly Parton has died*
>>85422554Aw she seemed like a nice old lady
>>85422554no way it's realfuck
>>85422533He got banned for 3 days, how do I know? He posted about it off trip in here. Laughable mong :P
Shippywippy putting chicken tendies up helpers hole
Current mood.>Barber - Adagio for Strings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K87kM47Irvs
Got popeye original chicken on the way
82% satisfaction rating on the delivery driver, forren of course. I hope he doesn't taint my tea.
>>85422576any good? (pls no racisms ;_; but Little Nicky references are fine.)just want decent fried chicken, lads. KFC really is a bit shit. local takeaways are hit or miss. how is that Jollibee?
18 cans of diet coke in the bmm for 7 quidCorrBit heavy for me so I'll just order online
dread to think what poplad's teeth are like
>>85422554What the fuck mate you're supposed to hold off on telling them till they're fucking ready for it. Do you remember what happened with Bowie? Someone leaked the news to them and there was a mass exodus to Weachy Head. Dead frogs were washing up for weeks. You've likely killed those poor fucking lids. They can't process grief. I'm getting on the blower to SPACCA. Lids like you need reporting.
>>85422574pure Wind Waker ending vibes from the .gif + choon combo, it must be said.
Inform the apus that dolly parton has died lads
>>85422599yeah check both the tray and the box, and do subscribe and save on Amazon (you can cancel it immediately).one or the other is usually on offer, you can get 24 cans of Diet Coke for 7-8 quid.
>>85422625alri 15 minutes late bringing hte news lad
Shippys massive willy spaffing
>>85422628I don't ever read up in a thread. When I join it that's the 'start' of my thread. I love in the moment, the past doesn't exist.
>>85422612Same thing happened with Ozzy.
>>85422612So you know, you come across as a tedious wanker.
