>>85422750
of course, we could drink together

>>85422769
Whats your go to drink?

>>85422783
nta
If I'm trying to get smashed it's Long Island Iced Tea. Double shot that and you have a good start to the night

>>85422791
Now I want that so bad

>>85422750
I've actually been trying really hard to find a loser gf
All I do aside from work is smoke cigs, drink whiskey, and the occasional run when everything feels like shit

>>85422783
anything. cheap wine, cheap beer, cheap vodka.

>>85422750
No. I don't want my kids to have FAS. I'd fuck you though.

>>85422750
We can sneak beers in the theatre to watch shitty movies that are funny drunk

>>85422801
That on a beach with the last rays of the sun. Damn now you are making me reminisce about it. It would just suck to go alone. Hey, what are you doing tonight?

>>85422815
I wouldnt drink if I was pregnant comeonn Id never wanna fuck my kid up like my parents fucked me up

>>85422842
what other vices do you have

>>85422846
Porn addiction but no drugs or smoking or anything weird

>>85422750
No. Seek help and fix your life, degenerate whore.

>>85422855
what kind of porn? do you goon also?

>>85422862
Hey I got forklift certified recently so doing arlight

>>85422880
What is the difference betwene masturbation and gooning exaclty? I still dont know this. Mostly hentai I dont like watching real stuff at all really.

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>>85422882
Alcohol is a literal poison and you will look like this by your 40s

>>85422892
prolonging climaxing basically, what should I get from the liquor store

>>85422909
Dry gin

>>85422909
Isnt that just aclled edging?

>>85422917
gin and soda sounds good, i need some limes too. what are you drinking tn

>>85422930
gooning is excessive edging, i guess without the intent to actually climax?

>>85422943
i always thought gooning just ment minmaxxed masturbation, whilst edging is just prolonging that feeling before climax

>>85422933
Just vodka and gin so far

>alcoholic
>porn addict
>has a pussy
This all sounds perfect, what's the catch?

>>85422943
okay I gues sI dont really goon then because I am trying to cum but I tend to just do it until im satisfied or its getting way too late to keep going basically i need it to sleep

getting drunk playing drinking games while on vc with a fembot

>>85422966
Exactly those three things bruh, why do you thinks shes currently a fembot loser?

>>85422970
Have you ever drank so much you peed yourself?

>>85422991
in my pants? no always had a spott to pee if I really had too

>>85423007
Do you drink at home or at bars these days?

>>85423021
wweekdays I do at home unless its a birthday or somethign

Alcohol makes you fat, stupid, and ugly. None of those things I would want in a mate.

>>85423027
Why are you having trouble finding someone to date you?

Date you? Maybe. Depends on how you feel about harems.

>>85423040
Antisocial personality I only feel normal when drunk

If I dated you, I would attempt to curb your alcoholism because I would care about you.
Please take care of yourself.

>>85423056
Yeah I get way more social and talkative and energetic after drinking. It feels cringe to converse sober these days :/

>>85423064
it would be way kinder of you to bring me my next drink

>>85422750
Would you date a cute sober twink who would take advantage of you while you're drunk?

>>85422750
Of course, age is the problem.

>>85423123
Gay twink or straight twink?

>>85423056
>Antisocial personality I only feel normal when drunk
Literally me. Can two antisocial people date? Never tried. Where are you from?
I haven't had a drink in almost 7 years though. Probably explains why I've been so avoidant these past few years.

>>85423154
straight. (original)

>>85423161
Have not tried but im not that antisocial when it just me and a partnert

>>85422750
Sure, why not? You can't drink 4.2% pussy beer, though. That's my only rule.

Bought some gin and a $5 1.75L of vodka haha gonna be a fun night

>tfw no twink rapist bf

>>85423170
Then probably yes but no weir d homo stuff like pegging or cockcages

>>85423175
>im not that antisocial when it just me and a partnert
Well we'd probably be drunk when we are together, so I guess there is no danger of getting too antisocial.
What is your drink of choice nona? I was always much more of a liquor guy than beer.

>>85423229
I'm not in that. I like regular sex only.

>>85423229
dont lie you kinda want to try those things dont you?

>>85423250
Ewwww not only regular just no gay fetish weirdo stuff

>>85423589
suuuuuuuure anon i'm sure you would hate all of those things to be done to you forcefully

>>85423589
can we have freaky sex yet

>>85422750
no. 90% of the time its a troon pretending to be a woman. id have to met an alchie girl irl for me to give a fuck enough about them to want to date

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>>85422750
No. Absolutely not. Drinkers are metabolically fucked and extremely unhealthy.

>>85422750
No. I hate drunk people.

>>85422750
No, substance abuse is a sign of low IQ and subhumanity

>>85423658
I'm a funny drunk, I don't bother strangers...
>>85423654
You probably have point there but Its not like i have been tdrinking for 20 years or anythiong yet
>>85423855
I'm not low iq im forklift certified bitch

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>>85422750
I have had two alcoholic GF's, I'm gonna have to pass.

>>85423984
I can certify you for a girlfriend license if you're interested

>>85423984
>I'm a funny drunk
Drunk people are annoying as fuck to me and I don't like them. They usually have zero self awareness. So you might think you're being funny but in reality it is obnoxious.

>>85423984
>forklift certified funny drunk
wife material

>>85422750
Date? Probably go out a couple of times and maybe have drunk sex.
But if we were to develop a relationship, I would want you to stop drinking. It wrecked two different members of my family and I wouldn't want it to happen to anyone else I care about.

>>85424010
Sounds like you gota type though!
>>85424014
You sure a forkliift license isnt enough to qualify already?
>>85424026
Ahww little karens gonna be upset that im having fun?? I dont get drunk if nobody else is drunk

>>85424073
>Sounds like you gota type though!
yeah, maybe.

>>85423102
I watched one family member die to their addiction (smoking), another one was exiled from the family due to a second one (drugs), and yet a third one who may or may not ruin things for their branch due to alcoholism.

No. I will not be an enabler.
That's not to say I wouldn't respect your free will and blah blah. I would just attempt to influence you in a more healthy way. You would be free to resist said influence if you wanted.

>>85423984
>funny
>drunk

>funny
>woman
Sure.

>>85424073
>I dont get drunk if nobody else is drunk
You said you're drunk most days of the week.
So you're either hanging around addicts, are way too social (and still calling yourself a fembot), you have reached the point of addiction where you are lying to yourself (or at least others), or this is a LARP.

>>85424165
>I dont get drunk if nobody else is drunk
Not counting when im just drunk at home by myself dum dum

>>85422750
Depends on if I get to feed your addiction even more

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>>85422750
do you happen to like puzzles and art?

>>85422966
it's bait, idiot

>>85424186
It's a fair question, a lot of people are pure social drunks and find drinking at home depressing.

But alright, let's stress test your claim.
You're dating me, we're at home. I refuse to drink alcohol. Do you still get drunk or no?

>>85424345
So all of those three, AND she shitposts on le 4chanel?!

>>85424396
Yes why wouldnt i? You would make it pretty borinng for me though

>>85422750
Yes, because it's low-key a fetish of mine.

>>85424325
Is this another mom who killed her owm kids or something?

Hi sister^^

>tfw no fembot wife to plow all the time

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You all I am a woman too I am lonely too. I want a high iq bf with blue or grey eyes

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>>85424841
Sarah Boone got drunk and played hide and seek with her BF, he, some how, was convinced to get into a suit case and she refused to let him out and he died, when the cops arrived she kept repeating that they were just doing puzzles and art and playing hide and seek.

>>85422750
I've known some alcoholic girls who in the past year returned to drinking at a healthy pace
No more vomiting black ooze while on the throne or feeling the need to be in a daze to enjoy the day

>>85425817
I don't think I would date a guy who could fit in a suitcase.

>>85422750
Yeah would. Drinking together sounds fun - though I'd limit her consumption if her health is at risk or similar.

>>85422750
yeah. im not a huge drinker myself but that wouldnt stop me from drinking with her
she would have to be older than me though. not like 15-20 years older, just older at all. like in her mid-late 20s.

>>85422750
nep almost reached that point, she still gets some alcohol cravings but under some specific circumstances mostly
she's been really really trying to shake that off and it's been working, but sometimes i join her and drink a little bit lol
not too much though, i hate alcohol but i do like having some fireball now and again

so yes, i think i would
so long as you actually put in effort into piping it down to not nuke your liver long term, you'll be fine

>>85427004
Why would she have to be older?

>>85427015
because the idea of dating someone younger than myself makes my head feel funny and not in a good way

>>85427021
But why not someone the same age?

>>85422750
No, alcohol sucks, pick a better drug

>>85427048
the kind of relationship i want just doesnt feel right if the woman is younger than me. same age kinda works but optimal age would be somewhere between 2-4 years older than me.

>>85422750
Sure what are your requirements in a moid

>>85427074

Mhm... Dommmy mommy?

>>85427053
I don't do drugs sorry

>>85427080
Tall, not bald, not fat, employed, cleans his room and showers every 2 days atleast. (And forklift certified)

Also im not drunk anymore!!

I was a drunk for a good 20 years or so. I can't really handle it now. Other day I took a swig of Jack and had a headache the next day. Same thing happened a few weeks ago. But in early days I would of dusted the entire bottle and recovered by 1pm. Maybe 8 months ago drank way too much 95% everclear, and threw up on myself while sleeping. Had to get a new mattress

>>85427336
Define tall, like 6feet or just taller then you.

>>85427438
Pretty much, 6ft / 180+ cm

>>85427497
Well good luck to you then drunk foid.

I also used to keep a bottle of Jack right beside my bed so I didn't have walk the three feet to my dresser where I normally store it.
>tfw no we're both drunk fembot gf to fugg

>>85427512
Fortunatly I'm a europoor

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Nobody gives a shit when a man is drinking himself to oblivion, but when a hole is doing it someone wants to give them comfort. I'm not judging, just adding more fuel towards my hatred of women. I hope you die alone.

>>85427723
i fit your requirements but you sound like hell to be around and i like fembots who are supportive and kind

>>85427772
What makes you think im not supportive and kind?

>>85422750
Girls like this might be appealing when you're like 20, but eventually it just ends up being a frustrating and sad experience.
I was with someone who refused to actively live her life for 8 years, and I couldn't do it anymore. I broke up with her. She said all she ever wanted to do was play video games, do online shopping and play with her animals for the rest of her life. She said she didn't want to change and she wasn't going to try. I miss her company every day, she was my best friend, my first and only love, someone who really saw me for who I was and still managed to love me somehow. I'll randomly think about our phrases, inside jokes and references that nobody else knows or understands, and it feels like being kicked in the stomach. But we had no future. I went to work every day knowing that there was no point, the 12 hours of breaking my back wouldn't bring me any closer to anything meaningful. No family, no house, nothing that we'd build together, just me going to sleep and her staying up all night playing whatever and screaming at her teammates, then waking me up at 3 am like clockwork, either on purpose or idk. Also it was my fault for not being able to change her mindset so yeah, but changing my own was hard enough already and I simply wasn't enough of a go getter to carry two people.
Don't fall for loser gf bait robots. It's only appealing because you're so scared of failing that you don't even want to try, so you seek out people who won't hold you to any standards. It's basically like having your own personal jew follow you around to sabotage you at every turn, except it's a cute jew and you love her and you want her to be happy.

>>85427841
It sounds like you dated female asmongold

>>85427814

I meet your criteria except the forklift thing

discord ever#6666
kik fsk222

>>85427939
>except the forklift thing
Dealbreaker!! I might add you when I get home

Im so depressed after coming off of methadone, like I have no will power, it takes so much effort to even get up. im just bed rotting waiting to die. Idk what to do

>>85427336
>employed
Why the hell do you foids care so much about this FUCCCCKKKK

>>85427814
having arbitrary requirements shows you haven't grown up yet. some day you will realize height means nothing. but you probably will only learn that after dating some abusechad who cheats on you.
also drinking is a major red flag in general. behaviour of common whores and party sluts, and I don't drink so I don't want to deal with that.

>>85428060
How do you plan to sponsor my drinking habit with net zero account balance?

>>85422750
do you piss yourself when you're drunk. I'm only interested in the piss

>>85428063
So you have no "arbitrary requirements" for women I assume? Give me a break moid you're not a saint either.

>>85428195
This was already asked and answered

>>85428201
be a nice kind person, and someone I would want to meet my parents, and someone to be the mother of my children.
do you think an alcoholic vapid girl fits that criteria? your thoughts?

honestly in my experience alcoholic women are more tolerable than regular foids. alcohol masks the rapid change of their hormone cycles and basically makes it so she's normal for at least half the month instead of 2-3 days she's being nice before snapping back to an attitude

>>85428201
>woman spergs out the moment she realizes having superficial bimbo requirements is an ick to men
ohhhh im laffin

>>85428310
>>85428371
Your gf's better be fat and ugly

>>85427878
I don't really know anything about him except for his fucked up rotting teeth, but no she isn't gross or retarded and she's a good person, just scared of failure and scared of going crazy so she prefers this

>>85428605
Basically just a type of person who is content to live their lives as eternal children and see it as based behaviour instead of the obvious sign of somebody that fears growing up and moving onto the next stage of life that it actually is.

>>85427336
>Dommy mommy
not exactly. i just know that the most wholesome form of love is between a sensitive young man and a woman older than he.

>>85429063
Alright, Napoleon.

>>85429097
napoleon wasnt 184 cm tall doe

>>85429118
No but he was a cougar romancer

>>85422966
1. She's disgusting alcoholic
2. She's disgusting non virgin

>>85429204
but i dont want cougars. at least i think the meaning of cougar is a woman who is like 40+ years old. i would like a woman who is 28 or maybe 30 or so. preferably a weeb but doesnt have to be.

Time for round 2! Tonight it's wine

>>85422750
Sure. Personally, I don't drink, but I'd buy you plenty of alcohol and then rape you after you passed out. I think this relationship would be mutually beneficial.

>>85429647
If you are sponsoring I consent though!

>>85422750
how old are you oh pee

>>85429770
One more thing. I find it really inconvenient to have to talk to the bathroom every time I need to take a piss so from now on, I'll need you to chug my pee straight from my dick like you're shotgunning a beer, okay?

>>85429798
22
>>85429886
Uh, pass but maybe if you mixed it with the beer I wouldnt notice

>>85422750
fuck no lol
all drunk/druggie whores are 2000% extra whorish and cuntish than the already high default rate

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>>85429951
>22
god fucking damnit oreganoli

I've had about 200ml of whisky a day for the last 4 days. It's not the sort of thing I want to get used to, and is not really sustainable, but it is (supposedly) helping me cope in the interim.

>>85429951
Now how am I supposed to mix my pee with beer if you're chugging it with your lips wrapped around my cock, silly?
What if I wait until you've reached that point when alcohol starts to taste like water?

>>85422750
Absolutely, just know that you're a ticking time bomb. The moment you have to start going on dialysis I'm dumping you. But until then I'll hook you up and drive you wherever

>>85430010
>oreganoli
What does that even mean

>>85430042
Beer always tastes like someone pissed in the water

>>85430211
>what does it mean
getting past the r9k filter

>>85430211
>Beer always tastes like someone pissed in the water
So what's the problem then? Just pretend my penis is the tap and open wide for your pint of piss beer

>>85430278
This is really gonna come down to the alcohol contents of your piss quite frankly

>>85430435
Think of it like a chaser. Take a shot of liquor then chug the contents of my bladder. If you throat my cock, you won't even have to taste it if you don't want.

>>85427743
Its males that choose to give these women attention and comfort over their fellow men. Youre hating women for the decisions males make? Yeah, sounds about right, dumbass scrotes

>>85430514
Moids are the roots of all evil

>>85422750
if being drunk means you let me nut in you every day then yes.

>>85422750
I've been drinking everyday for two weeks but that's because I have pto

>>85427743
I don't give a shit when a woman is doing it either unless I can take advantage of the situation and treat her like free use fuck meat in exchange for feeding her addiction.

Why does every moid just want to rape?

>>85430985
This bait needed a bit more time in the oven, Chef.

>>85430950
Anyway I'd hang out but I'm not sure about fucking or dating you until you can eat all my eggs

>>85430985
I don't want to rape though, I only want to cum in a woman who also wants that

>>85422750
Do I get to mouth to mouth feed it to you?