Imagine. You just turned 18 and have yet to lose your virginity. As a gift your father decided to buy you a hooker. "She's upstairs son. Go up there and she'll make you a man!". You nervously head up to the second floor of your house. Each step feels like an hour. You get to the top of the stairs and take a deep breath in an attempt to calm your nerves for the big moment. You open the door, and this is what awaits you. What do you do?
>>85424851get my dad to fuck him first to make sure it's safe
>>85424851>ask my dad if he thinks im a fag
>>85424851Have sex with the prostitute obviously because im not ungrateful
>>85424851Tell my dad I'm disowning him, then packing my shit and leaving the house forever.
>>85424851Sorry dad, I ate another hooker
>>85424851This is the first old4chan feeling post I've seen in a while
Kill him then kill my fatherThen call the police and say a deranged naked man broke into my home and attacked my dad and I killed him in self defense
